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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a My Little пони Фан fiction. If Ты do not like talking Лошади that come in multiple colors, please run away for your life.


 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!

 The круг comes in from the right. When it stops, a bolt of lightning appears, followed by the name, WindWakerGuy430
The круг comes in from the right. When it stops, a bolt of lightning appears, followed by the name, WindWakerGuy430


The Фан fiction begins with a school bus stopping at a small intersection in Frenchtown. Frenchtown is ten miles west of Ponyville.

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A Windwakerguy430 Фан Fiction

Guy

Ponies: *Getting off the bus*

Starring three news OC's from SeanTheHedgehog

Guy, Harrison, and Tate

Also starring Colgate as Guy's mom
Vinyl Scratch as Camryn
Erik Estrada as the principal
Master Sword, and Rio as the bullies

Harrison: *Walking slower than the other ponies from the bus, and goes to the right, in a driveway*

At the end of the driveway was the back entrance of a clothing store. To the left was a storage shed, by a beige wall.

Harrison: *Walks past the shed, and goes up a flight of stairs set up outside Далее to the clothing store. He then looks at a door to the right, and knocks*
Guy: *Opens up the door* Harrison?
Harrison: Guy.
Guy: Hey, good to see Ты again, come on in.
Harrison: *Enters the apartment, and closes the door*
Guy: *Sitting at a таблица with Harrison* Do Ты want anything? A drink? A snack? Chips?
Harrison: Not yet. I just came down to tell Ты some good news.
Guy: Good news, eh? Let me hear it.
Harrison: The principal says we're getting two new students from Hunterdon Central.
Guy: Sounds wonderful. I can't wait to Показать them around.
Harrison: Sorry buddy, I've been asked to Показать them around. Why don't Ты enjoy your usual leisurely lunches with Camryn?
Guy: Ha.
Harrison: So what do Ты want to do today?
Guy: I made plans to visit Tate.
Harrison: Aw come on.
Guy: What?
Harrison: You've got better things to do than to play with a 3 год old. *Laughs* I'm just kidding. Go on, and have fun. I'll see Ты Tuesday.
Guy: Got it. *Stands up with Harrison*

They walk out at the same time.

Harrison: *Closes the door*
Guy: *Walks down the stairs with Harrison* Enjoy President's Day.
Harrison: Ты too. *Turns left, and goes through an alley*

At Tate's house, Guy sat down with him, and played legos.

Tate: *Building a train station* Uh, Guy? Where's my mom?
Guy: She went to get groceries. She'll be back. How's everything going at your school?
Tate: Good. How's yours?
Guy: It's great. This week, instead of having just Saturday, and Sunday off, I have tomorrow, and Monday off as well.
Tate: Wow.
Guy: And my friend told me that two students are coming to our school from another place.
Tate: Where are they coming from?
Guy: Hunterdon Central in Ponyville.

Just then, Guy's cellphone vibrated.

Guy: *Looks at the phone*
Tate: What is it Guy?
Guy: *Reading a text* It's from my mom. She wants me Главная for ужин soon. *Replies to the text*

Half an час later

Mom: *Puts her dinner, and Guy's ужин on the table. They are both having meatloaf with a salad* So, how was Tate?
Guy: He's good. How was work?
Mom: It was wonderful. What did Ты do in school today?
Guy: Oh, not much. In Employment Transition, we're looking for a place that will hire us to work.
Mom: Where do Ты want to work?
Guy: I've дана it a lot of thought. Ты know that autoshop I pass to go to school?
Mom: The one on Route 12?
Guy: That's the one. I've been thinking about going there to be a mechanic.
Mom: How wonderful.
Guy: *Nods* I've been learning a lot from the autotech class I take since I joined Ponytech. I think I have what it takes.
Mom: Then, good luck to you.
Guy: Thanks. Let's eat.

They began to eat their dinner.

Today was the день that Harrison was Показ the new students around.

Harrison: So, Ты two are from Central.
Rio: That's right.
Master Sword: Hunterdon Central.
Harrison: Well, as I understand, Central is a big school.
Master Sword: Hunterdon Central!!
Rio: Cool it Sword.
Master Sword: MY NAME IS MASTER SWORD GODDAMMIT!!
Rio: *To Harrison* Anyway, I thought Hunterdon Central was so big, it was like Neigh York City. Half of the school is divided by a stream. I always liked to think that was the Hudson River.
Harrison: And the two bridges were the Manehattan, and Brooklyn Bridge.
Rio: Yeah. *Laughs* I can tell we're gonna get along just fine.
Harrison: Yeah, Del Val isn't as big as Central, but we got a lot of friendly ponies here. Also, there's no bullying aloud. Everyone here takes it very seriously.
Rio: Oh, I wouldn't dream of it. *Smiling at Master Sword*

Later at lunch, Master Sword, and Rio sat at a таблица by their selves.

Harrison: *Sitting Далее to Guy* There's the new ponies. They're sitting all by their selves.
Guy: That's a shame.
Harrison: They seem like really nice ponies too.
Guy: Let's invite them to our table. We have three empty seats. I'm sure they'll come sit with us.
Harrison: But Guy, those special ed ponies Далее to us need you. Jason needs the goodbye song, Daniel needs to see skittles on google, and Kevin-
Guy: I'll be right back. This won't take long. *Gets up, and walks to Master Sword, and Rio*
Master Sword: What do Ты think of this place so far?
Rio: Crap. Our very first день here, and already, we have a delayed opening.
Master Sword: It didn't effect us really. We had to travel here from Ponyville, after our parents decided to move.

Guy arrived, but he wanted to wait for them to finish their conversation.

Rio: Why did yours move?
Master Sword: Business. They got a promotion, and had to Переместить here.
Rio: My parents decided we needed a change of scenery. Couldn't we have waited until the school год finished? If not, we could have at least gone to Pennsylvania.
Guy: Excuse me.
Master Sword & Rio: What?
Guy: I was wondering, if Ты two would like to come sit at my table.
Rio: A stallion with a mare's looks.
Master Sword: No thanks. Get out of here.
Guy: *Walks away* That's never happened to me before. What's their problem?
Master Sword: Pennsylvania?!
Rio: Hey, I'd just be right across the river from you, that's all. I'd just have to walk half a mile, depending on where I live.
Master Sword: Ты still didn't get your license?
Rio: No, the instructor failed me, because I hit a curb. I think the test is rigged.

Back at Guy's таблица

Harrison: They сказал(-а) that to you?
Guy: *Nods*
Harrison: What the hell?
Guy: Don't say that Harrison. Not here.
Harrison: They got along with me without any problems. Why did they say that to you?
Guy: *Sighs* I don't know. After lunch, I'll talk to the principal.

After eating his lunch, Guy went to talk to the principal.

Erik: *Waiting for Guy to enter his office*
Guy: *Enters* Hello Principal Estrada.
Erik: Guy, please sit down.
Guy: *Sits down*
Erik: I understand Ты wanted to see me.
Guy: That's right. Something happened in the cafeteria.
Erik: Tell me about it.
Guy: Those two students that transferred here from Hunterdon Central, I offered them a spot at my lunch table, but they weren't polite about it.
Erik: Would Ты like to tell me what they said?
Guy: They told me that I looked like a mare, and told me to go away. I know my face looks feminine, but their Комментарий was very disrespectful.
Erik: I see. Let me talk to them, and I'll straighten everything out.
Guy: Okay. May I get going to Employment Transition?
Erik: Yes, go right ahead. They're going to teach Ты how to make resumes, right?
Guy: Yeah, and how to act during an interview. I don't want to miss out on that.
Erik: Go for it.
Guy: Thank you. *Gets up, and goes to his Далее class*

After talking to Guy, Master Sword, and Rio were called down to the principal's office, but they had to wait by the secretary's desk.

Rio: *Playing with his hat* Ugh!
Master Sword: What is taking so long?!
Secretary: Principal Estrada is in a meeting with one of the teachers. Ты must wait.
Erik: Okay, send them in.
Secretary: Ты may go.
Master Sword: *Follows Rio to Erik's office*

They sat in front of Erik in his office.

Erik: Now, I understand Ты two are new here, but there are some things Ты need to know.
Master Sword: Why are we here?
Erik: Ты were rude to somepony offering Ты to sit with him during lunch.
Rio: The stallion with the mare's face.
Erik: His name is Guy.
Master Sword: Whatever.
Erik: Listen, we do not tolerate bullying here at all.
Rio: Are Ты sure? *Takes out five hundred dollars*
Erik: Where did Ты get that?
Rio: My mom works at the hospital in Ponyville. They pay her twice this amount for three hours of work.
Erik: That's nice, but I don't want it.
Rio: Of course Ты don't. Ты want more.
Erik: No! I don't want any of it!
Master Sword: Everypony has his limit.
Rio: How many zeros do Ты want to see on these bills?
Erik: No! Put it away!
Rio: *Puts the money away*
Erik: I'm going to suspend Ты for that. Don't come back tomorrow, или Thursday, both of you. If Ты ever bully Guy, или another student, you'll make things much worse for yourselves. Now go wait at Study Hall while I call your parents to pick Ты up.
Master Sword: Uh, speaking of pick up, I have my own car, plus a driver's license. Can I drive here?
Erik: Only if Ты improve your behavior.
Master Sword: Okay.
Rio: Come on, let's go. *Leaves with Master Sword*

The cafeteria was where study hall took place when Master Sword, and Rio got there.

Rio: Now this is really crap.
Master Sword: Think of it this way. We have two days off, and then just one еще day, and then we have the weekend.
Rio: Well, when Ты put it that way, it's kind of like we're being rewarded for bullying that mare faced stallion. What was his name, Guy?
Master Sword: Forget it, let's call him gay. He's not the reason we got suspended, it's because of Ты trying to bribe Principal Estrada.

Someone shouted their names.

Rio: Looks like our parents are here.
Master Sword: How are your parents going to act?
Rio: They might ground me until my suspension is over. Yours?
Master Sword: I don't think they'll let me drive my car.

Their names were shouted out loud again.

Rio: Alright, let's go. *Stands up with Master Sword, and goes out of study hall*
Guy: *In Principal Estrada's office*
Erik: The two ponies have been suspended. They won't be back until Friday. That should give them enough time to think about what they did, but if they still give Ты any problems, you're always welcome to come tell me.
Guy: Thank you.

Back at home, Guy had hot Собаки for ужин with his mom.

Mom: How was school?
Guy: Good, though there were two ponies that just transferred to the school.
Mom: Where did they come from?
Guy: Hunterdon Central. I guess that's why they decided to be mean to me when I offered a сиденье, место, сиденья for them at my lunch table.
Mom: Oh. Did Ты tell the principal?
Guy: Yes.
Mom: Good. Let's hope they learn their lesson.

After talking about the two ponies Guy just met, they continued eating their dinner.

Friday. Master Sword, and Rio were sitting together in Study Hall, Далее to a big window, where no one could hear them.

Rio: Now, to discuss business.
Master Sword: We've talked to nearly every teacher, and they say Guy is their favorite. Do Ты think they'll accept any bribes?
Rio: If it's high enough. The janitors, I know will be easy to bribe, but the teachers, and that principal will be difficult.
Master Sword: How much do Ты think we'll need?
Rio: For the janitors, two hundred will convince them to be quiet. The teachers, and principals however, will need at least a hundred thousand.
Master Sword: That's a lot. Can we do it?
Rio: Have Ты seen the load of money we got from selling our house in Ponyville?

Meanwhile in Biology, Guy was with Harrison, and Camryn after they finished their work.

Harrison: That was extremely difficult.
Camryn: I didn't have any trouble.
Guy: I секунда that. *Sarcastic* Harrison is just very stupid.
Harrison: Says the stallion who got insulted for inviting two ponies to sit with him at lunch.
Camryn: What?
Guy: Harr, I was being sarcastic.
Harrison: I know. So was I.

Guy's nickname for Harrison, although it's spelled Harr, its pronounced the same as Hair.

When school ended, Guy was driving his car home.

Rio: *On a bus with Master Sword* Эй, Sword, look.
Master Sword: What is it?
Rio: Look who's behind us.
Master Sword: *Sees Guy in his car behind his bus* That's Guy.
Rio: I thought we were calling him gay.
Master Sword: Right, whatever. Now if we had a parking Космос in the school parking lot, we could tail him home, and trash the place.
Rio: And him.
Master Sword: That too. Let's start bribing everypony on Monday.

On Sunday, Rio went to visit Master Sword. He was carrying white saddlebags.

Rio: *Knocking on the door*
Master Sword: Come in.
Rio: *Walks into the house*
Master Sword: What are Ты doing with those?
Rio: *Walks to a table* What does it look like I'm doing stupid?
Master Sword: Carrying them.
Rio: Exactly. *Sets it down the table* But now I'm not carrying them anymore. Do Ты know why?
Master Sword: Rio, treat me like an idiot later. Ты сказал(-а) Ты had something important.
Rio: That's right, I do. *Opens his left saddlebag, and pulls out a money maker*
Master Sword: *Looks at it* What is that?
Rio: I'll Показать you. *Puts in a piece of paper*

Four Fifty dollar bills came out from the right.

Rio: Depending on what kind of bills we want, the money comes out of either the left, или right. The left side is for 20 dollar bills, или lower. Everything else comes out of the right.
Master Sword: When it comes to printing out the money, does it vary on how big the paper is?
Rio: That's right. If you're able to, get as much paper as Ты can from the school. Let them pay for the Источник of our income.
Master Sword: How did Ты get this?
Rio: I built it myself.

Harrison, and Camryn were visiting Guy. They were sitting in front of the TV watching Bonanza.

Camryn & Guy: *Kissing*
Harrison: I thought Ты two were gonna watch the show.
Camryn: We are.
Harrison: How much longer are Ты going to do that?
Guy: I don't know.
Camryn: This isn't what we originally had planned.
Guy: When Ты asked to come visit me at the same time Camryn did, I thought we'd just have fun, but things seem to be going towards the romantic side instead.
Harrison: No kidding.
Guy: Let's turn the TV off. Wanna go to the park?
Harrison: Sure.
Camryn: Yeah.
Harrison: *Turns off the TV*

They spent the rest of the afternoon having fun hanging out at the park.

At the park, Guy, Harrison, and Camryn were enjoying the peace, and quiet. It was cold, so they were wearing jackets.

Harrison: Still thinking about those bullies?
Guy: Not really. How come you're asking me about them?
Harrison: They were pretty nice to me. I think maybe, I could find out why they started picking on you.
Guy: Okay. I'd like to be Друзья with them.
Camryn: After what they did to you?
Guy: It wasn't serious. They just сказал(-а) a couple of things.
Harrison: Hey, maybe they were in a bad mood when Ты went up to them.
Guy: Quite possible.

On Monday, when Harrison was walking down a hallway, he saw Master Sword, and Rio.

Harrison: Эй, Ты two.
Rio: *Happy* Hey, there he is! *Hoofbumps Harrison* What's happening buddy?
Harrison: I'm having a good day. How about Ты two?
Master Sword: I'm fine.
Harrison: Listen, do Ты mind if I ask Ты two a question?
Rio: Shoot.
Harrison: There's a пони I met named Guy. Do Ты know him?
Rio: Does he look like a mare?
Harrison: If you're talking about his face, yeah.
Master Sword: Does he have an old car?
Harrison: Oldest one in the lot.
Rio: Yeah, we know him.
Master Sword: Don't tell me you're Друзья with that faggot.
Harrison: Who me? Of course not.

Harrison was lying, but neither of the stallions knew this.

Rio: Good.
Master Sword: That guy looks so ridiculous.
Rio: I bet he does ridiculous things too.
Harrison: Like watching My Little Human?
Master Sword: *Laughing* Yeah, I bet he does watch that show. I knew a пони who kept watching that, and would not stop talking about it, let alone the American Mares movies.
Harrison: If he had a special somepony, what do Ты think she would look like?
Rio: Like a stallion.
Master Sword: *Laughing* When it comes to his special somepony, what's the difference?!
Harrison: *Laughing* Oh boy. Ты two are so funny, but I have to get going.
Rio: Going?
Master Sword: Where to? Hang out with us in the cafeteria until the first колокол, колокольчик, белл rings.
Harrison: There's a bad жопа, попка teacher I wanna talk to, he's really awesome.
Rio: What's his name?
Harrison: Mr. Volpone, the best English teacher ever. Rio: I don't have him.
Master Sword: Neither do I.
Harrison: Are Ты both seniors?
Rio: Yes.
Harrison: Well, looks like you're missing out on a good experience. When Ты get the chance, go to room D119, and talk to him. He's awesome.
Master Sword: Will do.
Harrison: *Leaves*
Master Sword: And now to begin Operation Zero.

Operation Zero is their plan to make a lot of money to bribe the teachers.

When first period began, Master Sword, and Rio began Operation Zero.

Master Sword: *Goes to a desk, and takes ten pieces of paper*
Teacher: What are Ты doing?
Master Sword: Ты don't mind if I take this paper, do you?
Teacher: Of course not, go right ahead.
Master Sword: Thank you.

During study hall, they sat near the windows so no one could hear them.

Rio: How many pieces of paper did Ты get?
Master Sword: I got over 70.
Rio: Nice. I got 75.
Master Sword: Now we can get to the Далее step of Operation Zero.
Rio: The money making.

Song: link

Master Sword: *Putting the paper in the money maker*
Rio: *Hits a button, and one hundred dollar bills come flying out*
Master Sword: *Bribing a science teacher*
Rio: *Giving a math teacher $50,000*
Master Sword: *Giving two janitors a hundred dollars each*
Rio: *Taking paper out of a printer in an empty room*
Master Sword: *Taking paper out of a printer in the library, and putting them into his saddlebags*
Rio: *Puts the paper in his money maker, and watches as еще 100 dollar bills fly out*
Master Sword: *Catching the money with a leather bag*

The Далее день

Master Sword: *Gives Principal Estrada $100,000*
Erik: *Impressed*

After bribing the principal, Master Sword was able to do еще things, like get a parking Космос so he could drive to and from school in his white Suburban. He chose a parking Космос behind Guy's car.

Guy: *Walking out of his car*
Master Sword: *Kicks Guy onto the ground*
Rio: *Kicking Guy in the face several times*
Guy: *His face is covered in blood, and bruises as he talks to Principal Estrada*
Erik: *Shakes his head no*
Guy: *Talking to a teacher*
Teacher: *Shakes her head no*
Guy: *Talking to the janitors*
Janitors: *Shake their heads no*
Guy: *Talking to еще teachers*
Teachers: *Walking away from Guy*
Guy: *Hits the Стена in frustration*
Master Sword & Rio: *Taking еще paper out from an empty classroom*

They made еще money, and finished bribing all of the teachers.

The song fades away as everything dissolves to Guy walking with Harrison, and Camryn on a bridge going over the Delamare River.

Harrison: Nopony is doing anything?
Guy: I talked to Estrada, the teachers, even the janitors. They're denying everything, and letting those two get away with it.
Harrison: I found out why they're doing it.
Guy: Why?
Harrison: They think you're gay.
Guy: What?
Harrison: They also don't believe that Ты have a special somepony.
Camryn: That's ridiculous. They should have at least seen him with me once.
Harrison: Did Ты talk to your mom about it?
Guy: No. It's a possibility that she won't be able to do anything, if no one at school will do anything.
Camryn: Let's change the subject to something positive.
Guy: Alright. What's on your mind?
Camryn: The farewell February party.
Harrison: Are Ты going?
Guy: Yeah we are. What about you?
Harrison: Of course. I won't have a дата with me, but I'll still be there dancing, and maybe that might get me a date.
Guy: еще power to Ты then.
Harrison: Thanks.
Guy: Okay, we've reached Pennsylvania. Wanna turn back?
Harrison & Camryn: Sure.

Turning around, Guy, and his two Друзья started heading back to Frenchtown.

Master Sword was with Rio at his house.

Rio: Okay, we bribed all of the teachers. What should we do next?
Master Sword: They're letting us bully Guy, so let's keep doing it.
Rio: All we've been doing is calling him Gay, and hitting him. There must be something else we should do.
Master Sword: How about we trash his car?
Rio: Nah, we can't do that. We'll be sent to jail, and we won't be able to do anything to him.
Master Sword: I think I got something.
Rio: What?
Master Sword: Cyber bully him.
Rio: Okay. We'll keep posting negative Комментарии on his Facebook page.
Master Sword: If he has a twitter, I'll spam a lot of hate onto his wall.
Rio: Wonderful. Oh, I thought of something else.
Master Sword: What?
Rio: The farewell February party.
Master Sword: What about it?
Rio: If he does have a special somepony, we can beat the both of them up.
Master Sword: I Любовь it. Let's do it!

Song: link

On a road going downhill was a purple Plymouth Cuda. It was being followed by a black Chrysler 300.

The two cars were in Gran Turismo 6. Guy was driving the Cuda, and Harrison had the 300. Camryn was playing, but Остаться в живых the last race, allowing Guy to take over.

Stop the song.

Camryn: Come on Guy, beat him.
Harrison: Ты better пересекать, крест that finish line before I pass you.
Guy: That won't be a problem. *Turning right, and goes through a tunnel, going up a hill*
Camryn: Sorry Harrison, Ты won't be able to catch him now.
Harrison: I know.
Guy: *Wins*
Harrison: Goddammit. *Checks his phone* I gotta go home.
Camryn: Yeah, me too.
Guy: Okay Ты two. See Ты at school.
Camryn: Ты got it.

That night, Guy was in his room.

Guy: *Frowning as he looks at his laptop screen*
Mom: *Enters the room*
Guy: *Looks at mom* Hey.
Mom: Everything okay?
Guy: Yes. Why?
Mom: Ты seem upset.
Guy: Do I?
Mom: Yes. Do Ты wanna talk about it?
Guy: No thank you.
Mom: Okay. *Leaves the room*
Guy: *Puts his headphones on*

Guy went onto youtube, and started listening to the Музыка on this video: link

On another tab, he was looking at his facebook, and twitter account. Master Sword, and Rio Опубликовано over twenty terrible things on his accounts.

Guy: *Looking at the comments, and starts typing*

Why are Ты two bothering me? I haven't done anything.

Guy: *Looks at a reply from Rio*

Because Ты suck. Nopony likes you.

Guy: *With his headphones still on, he grabs a pencil with a piece of paper, and starts writing*

As he wrote on the paper, a tear came out of his eye, and fell above where it сказал(-а) dear mom.

Далее day, Guy was visiting Tate again.

Guy: Tate, how's everything going for Ты buddy?
Tate: Okay. How about you?
Guy: *Looks down at the Legos they're playing with* Not too good.
Tate: Why not?
Guy: I'm having trouble with a couple of bullies. Do Ты know what those are?
Tate: No.
Guy: Good. They're not nice ponies. I hope Ты don't ever meet one. *Moving a Lego пони towards a bridge, and pushes him off*

The days passed. Master Sword, and Rio kept bullying Guy, on the internet, and in real life. Then, March 1 arrived. They день of The farewell February party.

Song: link

Guy: *Walks into the school with Camryn*
пони 77: Hello Ты two. Did Ты arrive in one car, или two?
Guy: Two. *Pays for both parking spaces*
пони 77: Have fun inside.
Guy: *Walks side by side with Camryn into the gym, where the party is taking place*
Harrison: *In front of three mares* Эй, ladies. Ты like basketball? *While looking at them, he grabs a баскетбол from the bucket Далее to him, and throws one into the hoop*
Mare 2: Nothing but net.
Mare 1: Nice.
Harrison: Ты know what else is nice?
Guy: Эй, Harr!
Harrison: Hold that thought. *Walks away* Guy, what's up?
Guy: Oh, not much.
Camryn: We just got here.
Harrison: Well Ты kinda caught me at a bad time. I'm luring these three mares into a trap. A good one.
Guy: A good trap?
Camryn: I didn't know those existed.
Guy: But don't let us stop you. We'll go somewhere else.

Guy, and Camryn decided to go onto the dance floor. As they started dancing, Master Sword, and Rio walked in.

Rio: *Sees Camryn dancing with Guy* Damn. See who he's dancing with?
Master Sword: Now how can we bully him for that? His special somepony has a nice face, a nice plot, a nice everything!
Rio: Let me handle this. Ты just wait here.
Guy & Camryn: *Dancing in the middle of a crowd of ponies, circling them as they cheer*
Rio: *Pulls Camryn away from Guy* How about dancing with a real stallion?
Camryn: I was. Get lost.
Rio: *Slaps Camryn*
Ponies: Whoa.
Guy: *Pulls Rio away from Camryn* That's enough. Camryn, Ты okay?
Camryn: Let's get outta here.
Guy: Okay. *Leaves with Camryn*
Rio: *Returns to Master Sword*
Master Sword: Nice genius, now they're leaving. Ты barely did anything.
Rio: What are Ты saying?
Master Sword: I'm saying Ты blew it. Also, I think the bribes we gave to those teachers are wearing off. We won't have much time to bully Guy without having to bribe them again.
Rio: I have another idea, come with me. *Runs out of the gym*
Master Sword: *Following Rio* I hope this is better than your other plan.

Outside of the school, Guy was talking to Camryn as he stood Далее to her car.

Guy: I'm sorry this happened.
Camryn: It's not your fault. I'll see Ты later. *Backs up, then drives away*
Rio: Эй, Gay.
Guy: *Turns around, and looks at Rio with Master Sword* What do Ты want?
Master Sword: This. *Kicks Guy onto the ground*
Rio: *Kicks Guy as well* We were gonna beat up your special somepony too, but she was lucky enough to get away before we had the chance. *Kicks Guy again*

They kept kicking him, but then...

Song: link

Guy: OKAY!! *Stands up* Maybe Ты don't like me! I don't mind that, but it's the insults, and beating me up that I do mind! What do Ты want me to do, huh?! Ты want me to kill myself?!!?
Master Sword & Rio: *Staying silent*
Guy: Fine! *Gets into his car, starts it, and drives away*
Harrison: *Arrives, and sees Guy driving away* Эй, Guy? GUY!! *Runs, but stops when he sees Guy turn left*

Stop the song

Harrison: *Walks over to Master Sword, and Rio* Okay, what have Ты done to him?
Rio: You're telling me he's your friend?
Harrison: Yes. If Ты got a problem with that, you're not as cool as I thought Ты were. Guy is a wonderful pony.
Master Sword: He сказал(-а) he was going to kill himself.
Harrison: What?
Rio: He's telling the truth. Guy сказал(-а) he was going to kill himself.
Harrison: *Runs back to the school*
Master Sword: Come on, let's make sure he really does kill himself. *Runs with Rio into his Suburban, and drives out of the school parking lot*
Harrison: *Enters Erik's office* Principal Estrada, we have a problem!
Erik: What's wrong?
Harrison: Guy's going to kill himself.
Erik: Where did he go?
Harrison: I don't know, I saw him take a left when he got out of the parking lot.
Erik: All right, calm down. The police will get him. *Calling the police on his phone*

Song: link

Guy: *Passing a small airport*
Master Sword: *Driving fast, in an attempt to find Guy*
Erik: That's right. A 1981 Chrysler Newport, in red, with the license plates, F86-ORT.
Dispatch: All units, we have a пони attempting to commit suicide, victim is driving a red Chrysler, license plates are F86-ORT.
Nikki: *Driving a police car* Officer West responding, driver just passed Sky Manor Airport, now travelling southbound.
Guy: *Looks in his rear view mirror, and sees a white Suburban*
Master Sword: *Spots Guy's car* There he is.
Guy: *Floors it*
Nikki: He's increasing speed, I'm gonna try to get him to stop. *Following Guy*
Master Sword: *Following Guy, and the police pony*
Guy: *Going down a hill, and passes a stop sign*
Nikki: *Following Guy*
Rio: Don't get too close, otherwise we'll get in trouble.
Master Sword: It's fine, I know what I'm doing.
Nikki: *Puts on her police lights, and talks into a loudspeaker on her car* Guy? This is the police. Please pull over. We want to help you.
Guy: Oh great. еще trouble. *Going faster*
Master Sword: That gives me an idea. *Getting closer to the police officer*
Rio: What are Ты doing?!
Master Sword: You'll see.
Nikki: Dispatch, he's not stopping. I'm gonna need a roadblock on-
Master Sword: *Pushes Nikki off the road*
Nikki: *Crashes into a tree*
Dispatch: West? West! Are Ты still there?
Nikki: *Grabs the receiver for her radio* Someone pushed me off the road. I couldn't see who it was. I need a tow truck, and another unit.
Dispatch: Ten-4.
Master Sword: Now it's just me, and Guy. *Getting closer to his car*
Rio: *Sees a deer crossing the road between him, and Guy* Watch it!
Master Sword: Ah! *Spins out of control, and turns left onto a different road*
Rio: Stop the car!
Master Sword: *Stops* We Остаться в живых him, but we'll find him.

Stop the song, and play this one. (Start it at 7:04): link

It was night time when Guy entered Ponyville, and on Highway 202, he parked his car on a bridge.

Guy: *Walks out of his car. On it's dashboard is the note he wrote, with the tear by Dear Mom* Nopony cares for me anymore. *Climbs up onto the bridge, and looks down at the railroad tracks below him* When a train comes, that's when I jump.
Nikki: *Sitting Далее to a police пони driving another car*
Railroad Pony: *Driving a fast freight train*
Guy: *Hears the train's horn*
Master Sword: *Enters Ponyville with Rio*
Guy: *Sees the lights of the train*
Railroad пони 2: Эй, wait a second, there's a пони on вверх of the bridge.
Railroad Pony: Yeah, I see him I see him.
Guy: *Sweating as he takes a deep breath*
Railroad пони 2: What the hell is he doing up there?
Nikki: There, I see him.
Police Pony: *Turns on his police lights*
Guy: I know I'll be doing everypony a favor for this. *Jumps off*
Nikki: NO!!!
Railroad пони 2: Oh shit!
Railroad Pony: *Applies the brakes, but as soon as Guy lands on the tracks, the train hits him*

Stop the song

Railroad Pony: *Stops the train, with the locomotives on a small bridge*
Railroad пони 2: *Talking on the radio* NS 151, a пони just jumped off a bridge, and got hit by our train. We stopped in Ponyville.
Dispatch: Ten-4, as soon as the situation is clear, get going.
Railroad пони 2: Copy.

Guy's mom was at Главная when she got a call.

Mom: *Grabs her cell phone* Hello?.... What?!?!

She came to Ponyville as fast as she could in her Cadillac. By that time, five police cars, and an скорая помощь were there. The right lane on the highway was closed off, for safety reasons.

Harrison, Camryn, and Erik were also there. They took Harrison's 300.

Harrison: Ms. Macintyre!
Mom: What happened to my son?!
Nikki: I'm sorry ma'am, but he jumped off the bridge, and got struck by a train.
Mom: No!!
Master Sword: *Passing by the scene* Well, looks like we succeeded.
Rio: *Nods with a smile on his face*
Master Sword: *Drives away*
Hospital Pony: When will the helicopter be here?
Hospital пони 2: Give me about 30 seconds. I'm almost there.
Erik: I'm responsible for this.
Camryn: Why?
Erik: Master Sword, and Rio, they bribed me, as well as the other teachers. I'm willing to accept any punishment Ты have for me.
Police пони 36: Alright, let's go talk about that somewhere else. *Takes Erik with him*
Mom: Who's Master Sword, and Rio?
Harrison: The two ponies that were bullying Guy.
Mom: Why didn't he tell me anything?
Harrison: He was worried Ты wouldn't do anything, just like the teachers, and principal. Look. *Opens the door on Guy's car, and pulls out the note from the dashboard*
Mom: I would have gotten the police involved if he told me. *Reading the note* Oh Guy! *Crying* Why would Ты do this?

The helicopter arrived, and two ponies were being lowered to find Guy's body.

Nikki: Ma'am, if Ты want, when they take Guy to the hospital, Ты can say your last words to him.
Mom: That would be great.

Song (Start at 4:25): link

Hospital пони 2: *Flying above the bridge, lowering Guy on a bed*
Harrison: *Looking at Guy with the rest of the ponies*
Hospital Ponies: *Putting Guy on a stretcher, and moves the stretcher onto the ambulance, while getting in*
Hospital пони 2: *Takes off in the helicopter*
Camryn: *Crying, as she hugs Guy's mom.*
Mom: *Holds Camryn as they stand in front of her Cadillac
Harrison: *Looks down at the ground, then at the скорая помощь as it takes off*

Everyone pauses in place as the ending credits begin.

Cast of characters, and their creators

*Ponies from the Показать playing as a different character

Guy - SeanTheHedgehog
Harrison - SeanTheHedgehog
Tate - SeanTheHedgehog
*Colgate - Guy's mom
Master Sword - Windwakerguy430
Rio - SeanTheHedgehog
*Vinyl Scratch - Camryn
Erik Estrada - SeanTheHedgehog

With special cameo appearance by Nikki West from Jade_23

Background characters

Teachers
Students
Police Ponies
Railroad Ponies
Hospital Ponies

Музыка used

Push It To The - Scarface soundtrack
Blood In The Gutter - Spongebob soundtrack
It's A Long Road Instrumental Version - Herve Attia
Ты And I - Motion
Любовь Story version 1 and 2 - Andy Williams
The Landing - Airplane soundtrack
It's A Long Road - Dan холм, хилл

Special thanks to

Windwakerguy430 & Jade_23 for their characters
Cadillac for the car used by Colgate for this Фан fiction
Chrysler for the cars used by Guy, and Harrison for this Фан fiction
Neigh Jersey State Troopers for the lease of their police cars, and officers for this Фан fiction
Norfoal Southern Railway for the train at the ending
Someonebutnoone for being a Фан of several parts of this story
Sony & Polyphony for the Gran Turismo 6 scene

This Фан fiction is fictitious. Any portrayal of real events или real ponies, living или dead is purely coincidental.

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!

 The круг comes in from the right. When it stops, a bolt of lightning appears, followed by the name, WindWakerGuy430
The круг comes in from the right. When it stops, a bolt of lightning appears, followed by the name, WindWakerGuy430
posted by energizerbunny
5. Avril Lavigne

Not a Фан but she's so skinny!! I've never been skinny in my whole life and will never be.

4. Sophia Bush

She's pretty. She has boobs & a butt, but is not big.

3. Kaya Scodelario

Again with the skinniness. I don't think skinny is all there is, but for someone like me who's never been skinny, it's seems nice! She also has a unique face and her eyes are gorgeous!

2. Katie Cassidy

This girl is just so GORGEOUS!! And looks so classy when she dresses up.

1. Megan Fox

Not a Фан but she has to be the DEFINITION of PERFECT! PERFECT face, PERFECT body, just PERFECT!!


Some people are just lucky I guess. <33
1.eat like 10 candys или something
2.chew lots of sugar gum
3.eat a bowl of sugar
4.listen to a song that makes u crazy
5.eat some ice cream
6.think of something crazy u want to do
7.just do nothing then if u cant take it it well make u crazy
8.go outside then do a game of base ball или swiming water and when u lose makes u go crazy
9.if ur mom tells u what to do and u dont want to do it it well make u go crazy
and finally
10.listen to a jb song then it well make u go crazy cuz u kinda hate him
LOL!
"Hey guess what?" Lauren, my best friend, сказал(-а) as we sat in the computer room of my house, looking at Katy Perry Музыка videos. I looked over and answered, "What?". She pulled out a small card with a "BK" watermark on it.
"I got a $10 gift card to Burger King!" She exclaimed. "The jellybeans shall be praised!" I jumped up and immediately grabbed the keys of my car, a blue 2012 Ford мустанг Shelby GT500.
"We need to go." I begged. Burger King was one of my all-time Избранное fast Еда restaurants. I had to go!
"Take out или dine-in?" Lauren asked, standing up. I thought for a second.
"Both!"...
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posted by ilovetowrite
How do Ты find motivation to exercise when Ты just don’t feel like getting off your butt? I ask myself this Вопрос every now and then, and I have the feeling I’m not the only one.

A few weeks ago, I wrote 4 Simple Steps to Start the Exercise Habit… and the fourth and final step was to add motivation as needed until the habit sticks. This post is to help Ты with that fourth step.

There are a million ways to motivate yourself to exercise, actually, but these are a few that have worked for me. And trust me, I’ve had days when I’ve struggled with exercise. Most recently, the things...
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posted by jbiebs4evajb17
1... ask Ur teacher if u can sharpen your pen(and Показать your pen to them)
2... when taking attendance say here for every one.
3... when taking attendance.. tell the teacher that they сказал(-а) your name wrong and say ur name different every time.
4.. raise your hand to ask a Вопрос and say some thing Болталка like.. i like cheese... или carrots are pink... или say something obvious,,etc,,
5... raise your hand when the teacher calls Ur name say what then they say u had Ur hand up and u say no i didn't..
6... ask your teacher if u can have a bath room pass when they give it to u say never mind im all better...
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posted by katetekiku
1.Buy a kids meal, and play with the toy Ты get on the middle of the floor.

2.Fill a носок with pennies, and then demand all of the Еда using the money in the sock.

3.Run through the waiting lines.

4.Buy a burger and give it to the waiter/waitress.

5.Go up to the counter, and before the waiter/waitress can say anything, say "Welcome to McDonalds. How can I take your order?"

6.Give a burnt french fry to a Болталка person across the room.

7.Buy something off the menu, like tacos или baked beans.

8.Go to McDonalds in your bathing suit.

9.Chew as loud as Ты can so everyone can hear.

10.Run inside and sing Mary Had A Little ягненок, баранина at the вверх of your lungs.

11.Eat another person's Еда when they aren't looking.

12.Have a loud conversation with your friend about Болталка things, maybe even a fight (no punches though!)!

13.Rap your meal at the counter.
posted by -Wednesday-
u wudnt know if there was хлеб on yer head now wud u if u ask why u wudnt know if there is хлеб on yer head its cuz it is floating above yer head and u cant see it if the хлеб is on yer head which u wudnt know at less i told u and if u wud like to get it off dont try to get it off and или eat the хлеб that is on yer head cuz if u do u will die and to get the хлеб off of yer head u must go to the bottom of a pool and ask the master of crayons to remove the хлеб that is on yer head so u can on living without хлеб on yer head.....if u servived under water that long which i rly doubt u did so wen u die the хлеб that was once above yer head with haunt yer grave and float above yer grave like the magic floating хлеб it is so if i tell u that there is хлеб on yer head i suggest not to do anything cuz it ont even bother u at less u try to remove it yerself only the master of crayons can so just dont do anything and go on living life with a loaf of хлеб on yer head
One day, I was walking on the sidewalk on Walden Lane. It was 5:00 in the morning in Lakeland, Florida, and the sun was just coming up. I was whistling "Celebrate Good Times" while dancing a jig. All of a sudden, A guy zoomed down the sidewalk on his bike with his arm out, and smacked me in the face. I fell to the ground from the impact, my face throbbing.
"Watch where your going, jerk!" I yelled, clambering up and waving my fist at him. He turned, laughing at me, but then he peddled into the road and a semi truck zoomed past, almost hitting the guy. I gasped, thinking that he had been hit....
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The Cabin
кабина for the Summer
By: moolah
Chapter Eleven: James
    
    “She’s what?” Tori screamed, in horror. Dr. Haffer looked at her again, “She’s about 2 months pregnant.” Tori gagged. I was horrified. I looked at my hands. “She’s pregnant?” I asked. Tori was in tears again. “No, this can’t be. We…” I thought back to 2 months ago. It was that party Damian had thrown. Chelsea and I had been in love. I sighed. It was no use. She was pregnant. I bit my lip and walked out the door. I couldn’t deal with this. I would go back to the house,...
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posted by ilovetech29
1."My son is under a doctor's care and should not take P.E. today. Please execute him."
2."Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick, and I had her shot."
3."Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan. 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33."
4."Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She is administrating."
5."Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday he fell out of a дерево and misplaced his hip."
6."John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face."
7."Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hurt in the growing part."
8."Megan...
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posted by yukikiyruu
Sleeping Beauty: Perfect for the sleepyheads.
Dolly Wholly: This name is perfect for the well-dressed girl.
Honey Bunny: Ideal for your playful girlfriend.
Cutsie Wootsie: This cute name is excellent to say when Ты are pinching her cheeks with both hands.
Pretty Eyes: If your girlfriend has crystal-clear, beautiful eyes, then Ты may call her by this cute name.
Princess: It is a perfect name for your girlfriend, if she has that little girl spirit.
Pumpkin: This name can be used for casual moments.
Doll Face: This name is perfect for a girl with a cute face.
Beautiful: It is a simple but effective...
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hi, i'm kairi. i felt bored and just decided to give up my acquired knowledge for those of Ты who need a little help with being еще Популярное on fanpop/ are bored and just feel like Чтение something.

1. consider something someone might want to take part in. some of the most Популярное Ответы have to do with games или something of the sort. this is because they sound interesting to a fan, so they'll click it.

2. ask the Фаны about themself. people like talking about themselves and sharing interesting stories, it's human nature.

3. think about what you're asking. think about the subject's popularity....
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EF PEPLE CONTNUU 2 WRIT LYK DIS I WILL ART FLIPIN OUT!
Translation: If people continue to write like this I will start flipping out!

....Now there's two points alone in that sentence and those points were horrible spelling and the constant abuse of the Трофеи lock. Most people continue doing these two things to get on everyone's nerves. I can understand that some people Письмо this way if he/she had dyslexia или someone learning to speak English and hasn't quite grasped it yet или if you're texting someone on your phone(that can be a real pain), but there's absolutely no excuse for the rest of us...
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1. Always have kindness with you. If Ты have no kindness, then you're no better than anyone else.

2. Always listen to what your Друзья have to explain. If they have a proublem and need to explain it to you, stop what you're doing and listen to them carefully.

3. Be respectfull. Using respect will let the person know who Ты are или what they think Ты are.

4. Never curse at your friends. It will lead to arguments, breakouts, and maybe even sleepless nights или bad days.

5. Always lend a hand. If you're Друзья are having a prouble, feel free to lend a hand for them. But remeber to ask them if...
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posted by spunkyonyx
Agapanthus africanus
Family: Amaryllidaceae
Common names: ~Lily of the Nile~ ~Blue African Lily ~ ~African Lily~

Agapanthus originates from South Africa. The scientific name refers to the Greek word ~agape~ for ~love~ and ~anthos~ for ~ flower.~

The lily-like florets clustered on a long, thick leafless stem are available year-round in purple and white.
Agapanthus is sensitive to the presence of ethylene gas. This цветок should be kept away from naturally occurring gas, i.e. ripening fruit.

Agave americana L.
Family: Agavaceae
Common Names: ~Century Plant ~ ~West Indian Daggerlog ~ ~Rattlesnake-master~...
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posted by invadercalliope
I HOPE Ты ENJOY!
dora!
boots!
come on dora!

do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
do-do-do-do-dora!
lets go!
dora dora dora the explorer!
DORA!
boots and supercool exploradora!

we need your help!

grab your backpack!
lets go!
jump in!
vamonos!


Ты can lead the way!

hey! hey!

do-do-dora!
do-d-dora!

swiper no swiping!
swiper no swiping! (oh man)

it;s dora the explorer!
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dora dora
ven, ven
dora dora la exploradora
dale con el sol pequeña dora
vamos salta tu puedes niña
consulta a tu mapa
tutu dora tutu dora tutu dora
lets go
The End!
posted by BeautysOverated
 :)
:)
1.    Run to the вверх of the Eiffel Tower
2.    Eat snails in France
3.    Go to Hollywood
4.    Climb the Statue of Liberty
5.    Gamble in Vegas
6.    Attend a major sporting event
7.    Attempt to catch the ball at the Superbowl
8.    Drive across America –> coast to coast
9.    Go to the pyramids in Egypt
10.    Ride a верблюд in the desert
11.    Climb Uluru
12.    Spend...
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posted by cute20k
Do Ты have a dirty mind?

1. When I go in I might cause pain. I cause Ты to spit and ask Ты not to swallow. I can fill your hole. What am I?







A dentist

2. A finger goes in me. Ты fiddle with me when you're bored. The best man always has me first. What am I?






A wedding ring

3. I'm spread before I'm eaten. Your tongue gets me off. People sometimes like to lick my nuts. What am I?






Peanut butter

4. I go in hard. I come out soft. Ты blow me hard . What am I?






Chewing gum

5. All день long it's in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?






An elevator

6. I...
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posted by invadercalliope
These Цитаты are Цитаты with differnt meanings of хорек или just the animal.
“If a хорек bites Ты it is nearly always your own fault.”
“To go rabbit hunting with a dead ferret"
“I'm not sure what the Просмотры are. I had a private conversation and I did get a feeling ? a feeling. Well, Ты can't take a feeling to the bank. So, it's up to me to try to хорек it out.”
“I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.”
“You need that U.N. inspection team in there on the ground. They're the people that can find it and хорек it out,”
“We still have a lot of work to do, and we still have to work on recovering prairie dog populations so the ferrets can survive.”
The End!
After spending hours alone and together Miki and Hei come out.Once both out she lead Hei to her personal weapon room "wow Ты own every last weapon here?" "yep and trust me its not easy hiding this big room" she shows him each one and Показать him how to use them all.After that they both chose three weapons and fought for a vary long time (A.K.A 5 hours) Luka (Miki's twin brother)got Главная to see that his sister on the floor laughing and giggling and with a big smile on her face "well well well who do we have here little miss 'i don't need a boyfriend' on the floor with a guy" "Luka?! so not cool...
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