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posted by Seanthehedgehog
This is a My Little пони Фан fiction. If Ты do not like talking Лошади that come in multiple colors, please run away for your life.


 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!

 The круг comes in from the right. When it stops, a bolt of lightning appears, followed by the name, WindWakerGuy430
The круг comes in from the right. When it stops, a bolt of lightning appears, followed by the name, WindWakerGuy430


The Фан fiction begins with a school bus stopping at a small intersection in Frenchtown. Frenchtown is ten miles west of Ponyville.

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

A Windwakerguy430 Фан Fiction

Guy

Ponies: *Getting off the bus*

Starring three news OC's from SeanTheHedgehog

Guy, Harrison, and Tate

Also starring Colgate as Guy's mom
Vinyl Scratch as Camryn
Erik Estrada as the principal
Master Sword, and Rio as the bullies

Harrison: *Walking slower than the other ponies from the bus, and goes to the right, in a driveway*

At the end of the driveway was the back entrance of a clothing store. To the left was a storage shed, by a beige wall.

Harrison: *Walks past the shed, and goes up a flight of stairs set up outside Далее to the clothing store. He then looks at a door to the right, and knocks*
Guy: *Opens up the door* Harrison?
Harrison: Guy.
Guy: Hey, good to see Ты again, come on in.
Harrison: *Enters the apartment, and closes the door*
Guy: *Sitting at a таблица with Harrison* Do Ты want anything? A drink? A snack? Chips?
Harrison: Not yet. I just came down to tell Ты some good news.
Guy: Good news, eh? Let me hear it.
Harrison: The principal says we're getting two new students from Hunterdon Central.
Guy: Sounds wonderful. I can't wait to Показать them around.
Harrison: Sorry buddy, I've been asked to Показать them around. Why don't Ты enjoy your usual leisurely lunches with Camryn?
Guy: Ha.
Harrison: So what do Ты want to do today?
Guy: I made plans to visit Tate.
Harrison: Aw come on.
Guy: What?
Harrison: You've got better things to do than to play with a 3 год old. *Laughs* I'm just kidding. Go on, and have fun. I'll see Ты Tuesday.
Guy: Got it. *Stands up with Harrison*

They walk out at the same time.

Harrison: *Closes the door*
Guy: *Walks down the stairs with Harrison* Enjoy President's Day.
Harrison: Ты too. *Turns left, and goes through an alley*

At Tate's house, Guy sat down with him, and played legos.

Tate: *Building a train station* Uh, Guy? Where's my mom?
Guy: She went to get groceries. She'll be back. How's everything going at your school?
Tate: Good. How's yours?
Guy: It's great. This week, instead of having just Saturday, and Sunday off, I have tomorrow, and Monday off as well.
Tate: Wow.
Guy: And my friend told me that two students are coming to our school from another place.
Tate: Where are they coming from?
Guy: Hunterdon Central in Ponyville.

Just then, Guy's cellphone vibrated.

Guy: *Looks at the phone*
Tate: What is it Guy?
Guy: *Reading a text* It's from my mom. She wants me Главная for ужин soon. *Replies to the text*

Half an час later

Mom: *Puts her dinner, and Guy's ужин on the table. They are both having meatloaf with a salad* So, how was Tate?
Guy: He's good. How was work?
Mom: It was wonderful. What did Ты do in school today?
Guy: Oh, not much. In Employment Transition, we're looking for a place that will hire us to work.
Mom: Where do Ты want to work?
Guy: I've дана it a lot of thought. Ты know that autoshop I pass to go to school?
Mom: The one on Route 12?
Guy: That's the one. I've been thinking about going there to be a mechanic.
Mom: How wonderful.
Guy: *Nods* I've been learning a lot from the autotech class I take since I joined Ponytech. I think I have what it takes.
Mom: Then, good luck to you.
Guy: Thanks. Let's eat.

They began to eat their dinner.

Today was the день that Harrison was Показ the new students around.

Harrison: So, Ты two are from Central.
Rio: That's right.
Master Sword: Hunterdon Central.
Harrison: Well, as I understand, Central is a big school.
Master Sword: Hunterdon Central!!
Rio: Cool it Sword.
Master Sword: MY NAME IS MASTER SWORD GODDAMMIT!!
Rio: *To Harrison* Anyway, I thought Hunterdon Central was so big, it was like Neigh York City. Half of the school is divided by a stream. I always liked to think that was the Hudson River.
Harrison: And the two bridges were the Manehattan, and Brooklyn Bridge.
Rio: Yeah. *Laughs* I can tell we're gonna get along just fine.
Harrison: Yeah, Del Val isn't as big as Central, but we got a lot of friendly ponies here. Also, there's no bullying aloud. Everyone here takes it very seriously.
Rio: Oh, I wouldn't dream of it. *Smiling at Master Sword*

Later at lunch, Master Sword, and Rio sat at a таблица by their selves.

Harrison: *Sitting Далее to Guy* There's the new ponies. They're sitting all by their selves.
Guy: That's a shame.
Harrison: They seem like really nice ponies too.
Guy: Let's invite them to our table. We have three empty seats. I'm sure they'll come sit with us.
Harrison: But Guy, those special ed ponies Далее to us need you. Jason needs the goodbye song, Daniel needs to see skittles on google, and Kevin-
Guy: I'll be right back. This won't take long. *Gets up, and walks to Master Sword, and Rio*
Master Sword: What do Ты think of this place so far?
Rio: Crap. Our very first день here, and already, we have a delayed opening.
Master Sword: It didn't effect us really. We had to travel here from Ponyville, after our parents decided to move.

Guy arrived, but he wanted to wait for them to finish their conversation.

Rio: Why did yours move?
Master Sword: Business. They got a promotion, and had to Переместить here.
Rio: My parents decided we needed a change of scenery. Couldn't we have waited until the school год finished? If not, we could have at least gone to Pennsylvania.
Guy: Excuse me.
Master Sword & Rio: What?
Guy: I was wondering, if Ты two would like to come sit at my table.
Rio: A stallion with a mare's looks.
Master Sword: No thanks. Get out of here.
Guy: *Walks away* That's never happened to me before. What's their problem?
Master Sword: Pennsylvania?!
Rio: Hey, I'd just be right across the river from you, that's all. I'd just have to walk half a mile, depending on where I live.
Master Sword: Ты still didn't get your license?
Rio: No, the instructor failed me, because I hit a curb. I think the test is rigged.

Back at Guy's таблица

Harrison: They сказал(-а) that to you?
Guy: *Nods*
Harrison: What the hell?
Guy: Don't say that Harrison. Not here.
Harrison: They got along with me without any problems. Why did they say that to you?
Guy: *Sighs* I don't know. After lunch, I'll talk to the principal.

After eating his lunch, Guy went to talk to the principal.

Erik: *Waiting for Guy to enter his office*
Guy: *Enters* Hello Principal Estrada.
Erik: Guy, please sit down.
Guy: *Sits down*
Erik: I understand Ты wanted to see me.
Guy: That's right. Something happened in the cafeteria.
Erik: Tell me about it.
Guy: Those two students that transferred here from Hunterdon Central, I offered them a spot at my lunch table, but they weren't polite about it.
Erik: Would Ты like to tell me what they said?
Guy: They told me that I looked like a mare, and told me to go away. I know my face looks feminine, but their Комментарий was very disrespectful.
Erik: I see. Let me talk to them, and I'll straighten everything out.
Guy: Okay. May I get going to Employment Transition?
Erik: Yes, go right ahead. They're going to teach Ты how to make resumes, right?
Guy: Yeah, and how to act during an interview. I don't want to miss out on that.
Erik: Go for it.
Guy: Thank you. *Gets up, and goes to his Далее class*

After talking to Guy, Master Sword, and Rio were called down to the principal's office, but they had to wait by the secretary's desk.

Rio: *Playing with his hat* Ugh!
Master Sword: What is taking so long?!
Secretary: Principal Estrada is in a meeting with one of the teachers. Ты must wait.
Erik: Okay, send them in.
Secretary: Ты may go.
Master Sword: *Follows Rio to Erik's office*

They sat in front of Erik in his office.

Erik: Now, I understand Ты two are new here, but there are some things Ты need to know.
Master Sword: Why are we here?
Erik: Ты were rude to somepony offering Ты to sit with him during lunch.
Rio: The stallion with the mare's face.
Erik: His name is Guy.
Master Sword: Whatever.
Erik: Listen, we do not tolerate bullying here at all.
Rio: Are Ты sure? *Takes out five hundred dollars*
Erik: Where did Ты get that?
Rio: My mom works at the hospital in Ponyville. They pay her twice this amount for three hours of work.
Erik: That's nice, but I don't want it.
Rio: Of course Ты don't. Ты want more.
Erik: No! I don't want any of it!
Master Sword: Everypony has his limit.
Rio: How many zeros do Ты want to see on these bills?
Erik: No! Put it away!
Rio: *Puts the money away*
Erik: I'm going to suspend Ты for that. Don't come back tomorrow, или Thursday, both of you. If Ты ever bully Guy, или another student, you'll make things much worse for yourselves. Now go wait at Study Hall while I call your parents to pick Ты up.
Master Sword: Uh, speaking of pick up, I have my own car, plus a driver's license. Can I drive here?
Erik: Only if Ты improve your behavior.
Master Sword: Okay.
Rio: Come on, let's go. *Leaves with Master Sword*

The cafeteria was where study hall took place when Master Sword, and Rio got there.

Rio: Now this is really crap.
Master Sword: Think of it this way. We have two days off, and then just one еще day, and then we have the weekend.
Rio: Well, when Ты put it that way, it's kind of like we're being rewarded for bullying that mare faced stallion. What was his name, Guy?
Master Sword: Forget it, let's call him gay. He's not the reason we got suspended, it's because of Ты trying to bribe Principal Estrada.

Someone shouted their names.

Rio: Looks like our parents are here.
Master Sword: How are your parents going to act?
Rio: They might ground me until my suspension is over. Yours?
Master Sword: I don't think they'll let me drive my car.

Their names were shouted out loud again.

Rio: Alright, let's go. *Stands up with Master Sword, and goes out of study hall*
Guy: *In Principal Estrada's office*
Erik: The two ponies have been suspended. They won't be back until Friday. That should give them enough time to think about what they did, but if they still give Ты any problems, you're always welcome to come tell me.
Guy: Thank you.

Back at home, Guy had hot Собаки for ужин with his mom.

Mom: How was school?
Guy: Good, though there were two ponies that just transferred to the school.
Mom: Where did they come from?
Guy: Hunterdon Central. I guess that's why they decided to be mean to me when I offered a сиденье, место, сиденья for them at my lunch table.
Mom: Oh. Did Ты tell the principal?
Guy: Yes.
Mom: Good. Let's hope they learn their lesson.

After talking about the two ponies Guy just met, they continued eating their dinner.

Friday. Master Sword, and Rio were sitting together in Study Hall, Далее to a big window, where no one could hear them.

Rio: Now, to discuss business.
Master Sword: We've talked to nearly every teacher, and they say Guy is their favorite. Do Ты think they'll accept any bribes?
Rio: If it's high enough. The janitors, I know will be easy to bribe, but the teachers, and that principal will be difficult.
Master Sword: How much do Ты think we'll need?
Rio: For the janitors, two hundred will convince them to be quiet. The teachers, and principals however, will need at least a hundred thousand.
Master Sword: That's a lot. Can we do it?
Rio: Have Ты seen the load of money we got from selling our house in Ponyville?

Meanwhile in Biology, Guy was with Harrison, and Camryn after they finished their work.

Harrison: That was extremely difficult.
Camryn: I didn't have any trouble.
Guy: I секунда that. *Sarcastic* Harrison is just very stupid.
Harrison: Says the stallion who got insulted for inviting two ponies to sit with him at lunch.
Camryn: What?
Guy: Harr, I was being sarcastic.
Harrison: I know. So was I.

Guy's nickname for Harrison, although it's spelled Harr, its pronounced the same as Hair.

When school ended, Guy was driving his car home.

Rio: *On a bus with Master Sword* Эй, Sword, look.
Master Sword: What is it?
Rio: Look who's behind us.
Master Sword: *Sees Guy in his car behind his bus* That's Guy.
Rio: I thought we were calling him gay.
Master Sword: Right, whatever. Now if we had a parking Космос in the school parking lot, we could tail him home, and trash the place.
Rio: And him.
Master Sword: That too. Let's start bribing everypony on Monday.

On Sunday, Rio went to visit Master Sword. He was carrying white saddlebags.

Rio: *Knocking on the door*
Master Sword: Come in.
Rio: *Walks into the house*
Master Sword: What are Ты doing with those?
Rio: *Walks to a table* What does it look like I'm doing stupid?
Master Sword: Carrying them.
Rio: Exactly. *Sets it down the table* But now I'm not carrying them anymore. Do Ты know why?
Master Sword: Rio, treat me like an idiot later. Ты сказал(-а) Ты had something important.
Rio: That's right, I do. *Opens his left saddlebag, and pulls out a money maker*
Master Sword: *Looks at it* What is that?
Rio: I'll Показать you. *Puts in a piece of paper*

Four Fifty dollar bills came out from the right.

Rio: Depending on what kind of bills we want, the money comes out of either the left, или right. The left side is for 20 dollar bills, или lower. Everything else comes out of the right.
Master Sword: When it comes to printing out the money, does it vary on how big the paper is?
Rio: That's right. If you're able to, get as much paper as Ты can from the school. Let them pay for the Источник of our income.
Master Sword: How did Ты get this?
Rio: I built it myself.

Harrison, and Camryn were visiting Guy. They were sitting in front of the TV watching Bonanza.

Camryn & Guy: *Kissing*
Harrison: I thought Ты two were gonna watch the show.
Camryn: We are.
Harrison: How much longer are Ты going to do that?
Guy: I don't know.
Camryn: This isn't what we originally had planned.
Guy: When Ты asked to come visit me at the same time Camryn did, I thought we'd just have fun, but things seem to be going towards the romantic side instead.
Harrison: No kidding.
Guy: Let's turn the TV off. Wanna go to the park?
Harrison: Sure.
Camryn: Yeah.
Harrison: *Turns off the TV*

They spent the rest of the afternoon having fun hanging out at the park.

At the park, Guy, Harrison, and Camryn were enjoying the peace, and quiet. It was cold, so they were wearing jackets.

Harrison: Still thinking about those bullies?
Guy: Not really. How come you're asking me about them?
Harrison: They were pretty nice to me. I think maybe, I could find out why they started picking on you.
Guy: Okay. I'd like to be Друзья with them.
Camryn: After what they did to you?
Guy: It wasn't serious. They just сказал(-а) a couple of things.
Harrison: Hey, maybe they were in a bad mood when Ты went up to them.
Guy: Quite possible.

On Monday, when Harrison was walking down a hallway, he saw Master Sword, and Rio.

Harrison: Эй, Ты two.
Rio: *Happy* Hey, there he is! *Hoofbumps Harrison* What's happening buddy?
Harrison: I'm having a good day. How about Ты two?
Master Sword: I'm fine.
Harrison: Listen, do Ты mind if I ask Ты two a question?
Rio: Shoot.
Harrison: There's a пони I met named Guy. Do Ты know him?
Rio: Does he look like a mare?
Harrison: If you're talking about his face, yeah.
Master Sword: Does he have an old car?
Harrison: Oldest one in the lot.
Rio: Yeah, we know him.
Master Sword: Don't tell me you're Друзья with that faggot.
Harrison: Who me? Of course not.

Harrison was lying, but neither of the stallions knew this.

Rio: Good.
Master Sword: That guy looks so ridiculous.
Rio: I bet he does ridiculous things too.
Harrison: Like watching My Little Human?
Master Sword: *Laughing* Yeah, I bet he does watch that show. I knew a пони who kept watching that, and would not stop talking about it, let alone the American Mares movies.
Harrison: If he had a special somepony, what do Ты think she would look like?
Rio: Like a stallion.
Master Sword: *Laughing* When it comes to his special somepony, what's the difference?!
Harrison: *Laughing* Oh boy. Ты two are so funny, but I have to get going.
Rio: Going?
Master Sword: Where to? Hang out with us in the cafeteria until the first колокол, колокольчик, белл rings.
Harrison: There's a bad жопа, попка teacher I wanna talk to, he's really awesome.
Rio: What's his name?
Harrison: Mr. Volpone, the best English teacher ever. Rio: I don't have him.
Master Sword: Neither do I.
Harrison: Are Ты both seniors?
Rio: Yes.
Harrison: Well, looks like you're missing out on a good experience. When Ты get the chance, go to room D119, and talk to him. He's awesome.
Master Sword: Will do.
Harrison: *Leaves*
Master Sword: And now to begin Operation Zero.

Operation Zero is their plan to make a lot of money to bribe the teachers.

When first period began, Master Sword, and Rio began Operation Zero.

Master Sword: *Goes to a desk, and takes ten pieces of paper*
Teacher: What are Ты doing?
Master Sword: Ты don't mind if I take this paper, do you?
Teacher: Of course not, go right ahead.
Master Sword: Thank you.

During study hall, they sat near the windows so no one could hear them.

Rio: How many pieces of paper did Ты get?
Master Sword: I got over 70.
Rio: Nice. I got 75.
Master Sword: Now we can get to the Далее step of Operation Zero.
Rio: The money making.

Song: link

Master Sword: *Putting the paper in the money maker*
Rio: *Hits a button, and one hundred dollar bills come flying out*
Master Sword: *Bribing a science teacher*
Rio: *Giving a math teacher $50,000*
Master Sword: *Giving two janitors a hundred dollars each*
Rio: *Taking paper out of a printer in an empty room*
Master Sword: *Taking paper out of a printer in the library, and putting them into his saddlebags*
Rio: *Puts the paper in his money maker, and watches as еще 100 dollar bills fly out*
Master Sword: *Catching the money with a leather bag*

The Далее день

Master Sword: *Gives Principal Estrada $100,000*
Erik: *Impressed*

After bribing the principal, Master Sword was able to do еще things, like get a parking Космос so he could drive to and from school in his white Suburban. He chose a parking Космос behind Guy's car.

Guy: *Walking out of his car*
Master Sword: *Kicks Guy onto the ground*
Rio: *Kicking Guy in the face several times*
Guy: *His face is covered in blood, and bruises as he talks to Principal Estrada*
Erik: *Shakes his head no*
Guy: *Talking to a teacher*
Teacher: *Shakes her head no*
Guy: *Talking to the janitors*
Janitors: *Shake their heads no*
Guy: *Talking to еще teachers*
Teachers: *Walking away from Guy*
Guy: *Hits the Стена in frustration*
Master Sword & Rio: *Taking еще paper out from an empty classroom*

They made еще money, and finished bribing all of the teachers.

The song fades away as everything dissolves to Guy walking with Harrison, and Camryn on a bridge going over the Delamare River.

Harrison: Nopony is doing anything?
Guy: I talked to Estrada, the teachers, even the janitors. They're denying everything, and letting those two get away with it.
Harrison: I found out why they're doing it.
Guy: Why?
Harrison: They think you're gay.
Guy: What?
Harrison: They also don't believe that Ты have a special somepony.
Camryn: That's ridiculous. They should have at least seen him with me once.
Harrison: Did Ты talk to your mom about it?
Guy: No. It's a possibility that she won't be able to do anything, if no one at school will do anything.
Camryn: Let's change the subject to something positive.
Guy: Alright. What's on your mind?
Camryn: The farewell February party.
Harrison: Are Ты going?
Guy: Yeah we are. What about you?
Harrison: Of course. I won't have a дата with me, but I'll still be there dancing, and maybe that might get me a date.
Guy: еще power to Ты then.
Harrison: Thanks.
Guy: Okay, we've reached Pennsylvania. Wanna turn back?
Harrison & Camryn: Sure.

Turning around, Guy, and his two Друзья started heading back to Frenchtown.

Master Sword was with Rio at his house.

Rio: Okay, we bribed all of the teachers. What should we do next?
Master Sword: They're letting us bully Guy, so let's keep doing it.
Rio: All we've been doing is calling him Gay, and hitting him. There must be something else we should do.
Master Sword: How about we trash his car?
Rio: Nah, we can't do that. We'll be sent to jail, and we won't be able to do anything to him.
Master Sword: I think I got something.
Rio: What?
Master Sword: Cyber bully him.
Rio: Okay. We'll keep posting negative Комментарии on his Facebook page.
Master Sword: If he has a twitter, I'll spam a lot of hate onto his wall.
Rio: Wonderful. Oh, I thought of something else.
Master Sword: What?
Rio: The farewell February party.
Master Sword: What about it?
Rio: If he does have a special somepony, we can beat the both of them up.
Master Sword: I Любовь it. Let's do it!

Song: link

On a road going downhill was a purple Plymouth Cuda. It was being followed by a black Chrysler 300.

The two cars were in Gran Turismo 6. Guy was driving the Cuda, and Harrison had the 300. Camryn was playing, but Остаться в живых the last race, allowing Guy to take over.

Stop the song.

Camryn: Come on Guy, beat him.
Harrison: Ты better пересекать, крест that finish line before I pass you.
Guy: That won't be a problem. *Turning right, and goes through a tunnel, going up a hill*
Camryn: Sorry Harrison, Ты won't be able to catch him now.
Harrison: I know.
Guy: *Wins*
Harrison: Goddammit. *Checks his phone* I gotta go home.
Camryn: Yeah, me too.
Guy: Okay Ты two. See Ты at school.
Camryn: Ты got it.

That night, Guy was in his room.

Guy: *Frowning as he looks at his laptop screen*
Mom: *Enters the room*
Guy: *Looks at mom* Hey.
Mom: Everything okay?
Guy: Yes. Why?
Mom: Ты seem upset.
Guy: Do I?
Mom: Yes. Do Ты wanna talk about it?
Guy: No thank you.
Mom: Okay. *Leaves the room*
Guy: *Puts his headphones on*

Guy went onto youtube, and started listening to the Музыка on this video: link

On another tab, he was looking at his facebook, and twitter account. Master Sword, and Rio Опубликовано over twenty terrible things on his accounts.

Guy: *Looking at the comments, and starts typing*

Why are Ты two bothering me? I haven't done anything.

Guy: *Looks at a reply from Rio*

Because Ты suck. Nopony likes you.

Guy: *With his headphones still on, he grabs a pencil with a piece of paper, and starts writing*

As he wrote on the paper, a tear came out of his eye, and fell above where it сказал(-а) dear mom.

Далее day, Guy was visiting Tate again.

Guy: Tate, how's everything going for Ты buddy?
Tate: Okay. How about you?
Guy: *Looks down at the Legos they're playing with* Not too good.
Tate: Why not?
Guy: I'm having trouble with a couple of bullies. Do Ты know what those are?
Tate: No.
Guy: Good. They're not nice ponies. I hope Ты don't ever meet one. *Moving a Lego пони towards a bridge, and pushes him off*

The days passed. Master Sword, and Rio kept bullying Guy, on the internet, and in real life. Then, March 1 arrived. They день of The farewell February party.

Song: link

Guy: *Walks into the school with Camryn*
пони 77: Hello Ты two. Did Ты arrive in one car, или two?
Guy: Two. *Pays for both parking spaces*
пони 77: Have fun inside.
Guy: *Walks side by side with Camryn into the gym, where the party is taking place*
Harrison: *In front of three mares* Эй, ladies. Ты like basketball? *While looking at them, he grabs a баскетбол from the bucket Далее to him, and throws one into the hoop*
Mare 2: Nothing but net.
Mare 1: Nice.
Harrison: Ты know what else is nice?
Guy: Эй, Harr!
Harrison: Hold that thought. *Walks away* Guy, what's up?
Guy: Oh, not much.
Camryn: We just got here.
Harrison: Well Ты kinda caught me at a bad time. I'm luring these three mares into a trap. A good one.
Guy: A good trap?
Camryn: I didn't know those existed.
Guy: But don't let us stop you. We'll go somewhere else.

Guy, and Camryn decided to go onto the dance floor. As they started dancing, Master Sword, and Rio walked in.

Rio: *Sees Camryn dancing with Guy* Damn. See who he's dancing with?
Master Sword: Now how can we bully him for that? His special somepony has a nice face, a nice plot, a nice everything!
Rio: Let me handle this. Ты just wait here.
Guy & Camryn: *Dancing in the middle of a crowd of ponies, circling them as they cheer*
Rio: *Pulls Camryn away from Guy* How about dancing with a real stallion?
Camryn: I was. Get lost.
Rio: *Slaps Camryn*
Ponies: Whoa.
Guy: *Pulls Rio away from Camryn* That's enough. Camryn, Ты okay?
Camryn: Let's get outta here.
Guy: Okay. *Leaves with Camryn*
Rio: *Returns to Master Sword*
Master Sword: Nice genius, now they're leaving. Ты barely did anything.
Rio: What are Ты saying?
Master Sword: I'm saying Ты blew it. Also, I think the bribes we gave to those teachers are wearing off. We won't have much time to bully Guy without having to bribe them again.
Rio: I have another idea, come with me. *Runs out of the gym*
Master Sword: *Following Rio* I hope this is better than your other plan.

Outside of the school, Guy was talking to Camryn as he stood Далее to her car.

Guy: I'm sorry this happened.
Camryn: It's not your fault. I'll see Ты later. *Backs up, then drives away*
Rio: Эй, Gay.
Guy: *Turns around, and looks at Rio with Master Sword* What do Ты want?
Master Sword: This. *Kicks Guy onto the ground*
Rio: *Kicks Guy as well* We were gonna beat up your special somepony too, but she was lucky enough to get away before we had the chance. *Kicks Guy again*

They kept kicking him, but then...

Song: link

Guy: OKAY!! *Stands up* Maybe Ты don't like me! I don't mind that, but it's the insults, and beating me up that I do mind! What do Ты want me to do, huh?! Ты want me to kill myself?!!?
Master Sword & Rio: *Staying silent*
Guy: Fine! *Gets into his car, starts it, and drives away*
Harrison: *Arrives, and sees Guy driving away* Эй, Guy? GUY!! *Runs, but stops when he sees Guy turn left*

Stop the song

Harrison: *Walks over to Master Sword, and Rio* Okay, what have Ты done to him?
Rio: You're telling me he's your friend?
Harrison: Yes. If Ты got a problem with that, you're not as cool as I thought Ты were. Guy is a wonderful pony.
Master Sword: He сказал(-а) he was going to kill himself.
Harrison: What?
Rio: He's telling the truth. Guy сказал(-а) he was going to kill himself.
Harrison: *Runs back to the school*
Master Sword: Come on, let's make sure he really does kill himself. *Runs with Rio into his Suburban, and drives out of the school parking lot*
Harrison: *Enters Erik's office* Principal Estrada, we have a problem!
Erik: What's wrong?
Harrison: Guy's going to kill himself.
Erik: Where did he go?
Harrison: I don't know, I saw him take a left when he got out of the parking lot.
Erik: All right, calm down. The police will get him. *Calling the police on his phone*

Song: link

Guy: *Passing a small airport*
Master Sword: *Driving fast, in an attempt to find Guy*
Erik: That's right. A 1981 Chrysler Newport, in red, with the license plates, F86-ORT.
Dispatch: All units, we have a пони attempting to commit suicide, victim is driving a red Chrysler, license plates are F86-ORT.
Nikki: *Driving a police car* Officer West responding, driver just passed Sky Manor Airport, now travelling southbound.
Guy: *Looks in his rear view mirror, and sees a white Suburban*
Master Sword: *Spots Guy's car* There he is.
Guy: *Floors it*
Nikki: He's increasing speed, I'm gonna try to get him to stop. *Following Guy*
Master Sword: *Following Guy, and the police pony*
Guy: *Going down a hill, and passes a stop sign*
Nikki: *Following Guy*
Rio: Don't get too close, otherwise we'll get in trouble.
Master Sword: It's fine, I know what I'm doing.
Nikki: *Puts on her police lights, and talks into a loudspeaker on her car* Guy? This is the police. Please pull over. We want to help you.
Guy: Oh great. еще trouble. *Going faster*
Master Sword: That gives me an idea. *Getting closer to the police officer*
Rio: What are Ты doing?!
Master Sword: You'll see.
Nikki: Dispatch, he's not stopping. I'm gonna need a roadblock on-
Master Sword: *Pushes Nikki off the road*
Nikki: *Crashes into a tree*
Dispatch: West? West! Are Ты still there?
Nikki: *Grabs the receiver for her radio* Someone pushed me off the road. I couldn't see who it was. I need a tow truck, and another unit.
Dispatch: Ten-4.
Master Sword: Now it's just me, and Guy. *Getting closer to his car*
Rio: *Sees a deer crossing the road between him, and Guy* Watch it!
Master Sword: Ah! *Spins out of control, and turns left onto a different road*
Rio: Stop the car!
Master Sword: *Stops* We Остаться в живых him, but we'll find him.

Stop the song, and play this one. (Start it at 7:04): link

It was night time when Guy entered Ponyville, and on Highway 202, he parked his car on a bridge.

Guy: *Walks out of his car. On it's dashboard is the note he wrote, with the tear by Dear Mom* Nopony cares for me anymore. *Climbs up onto the bridge, and looks down at the railroad tracks below him* When a train comes, that's when I jump.
Nikki: *Sitting Далее to a police пони driving another car*
Railroad Pony: *Driving a fast freight train*
Guy: *Hears the train's horn*
Master Sword: *Enters Ponyville with Rio*
Guy: *Sees the lights of the train*
Railroad пони 2: Эй, wait a second, there's a пони on вверх of the bridge.
Railroad Pony: Yeah, I see him I see him.
Guy: *Sweating as he takes a deep breath*
Railroad пони 2: What the hell is he doing up there?
Nikki: There, I see him.
Police Pony: *Turns on his police lights*
Guy: I know I'll be doing everypony a favor for this. *Jumps off*
Nikki: NO!!!
Railroad пони 2: Oh shit!
Railroad Pony: *Applies the brakes, but as soon as Guy lands on the tracks, the train hits him*

Stop the song

Railroad Pony: *Stops the train, with the locomotives on a small bridge*
Railroad пони 2: *Talking on the radio* NS 151, a пони just jumped off a bridge, and got hit by our train. We stopped in Ponyville.
Dispatch: Ten-4, as soon as the situation is clear, get going.
Railroad пони 2: Copy.

Guy's mom was at Главная when she got a call.

Mom: *Grabs her cell phone* Hello?.... What?!?!

She came to Ponyville as fast as she could in her Cadillac. By that time, five police cars, and an скорая помощь were there. The right lane on the highway was closed off, for safety reasons.

Harrison, Camryn, and Erik were also there. They took Harrison's 300.

Harrison: Ms. Macintyre!
Mom: What happened to my son?!
Nikki: I'm sorry ma'am, but he jumped off the bridge, and got struck by a train.
Mom: No!!
Master Sword: *Passing by the scene* Well, looks like we succeeded.
Rio: *Nods with a smile on his face*
Master Sword: *Drives away*
Hospital Pony: When will the helicopter be here?
Hospital пони 2: Give me about 30 seconds. I'm almost there.
Erik: I'm responsible for this.
Camryn: Why?
Erik: Master Sword, and Rio, they bribed me, as well as the other teachers. I'm willing to accept any punishment Ты have for me.
Police пони 36: Alright, let's go talk about that somewhere else. *Takes Erik with him*
Mom: Who's Master Sword, and Rio?
Harrison: The two ponies that were bullying Guy.
Mom: Why didn't he tell me anything?
Harrison: He was worried Ты wouldn't do anything, just like the teachers, and principal. Look. *Opens the door on Guy's car, and pulls out the note from the dashboard*
Mom: I would have gotten the police involved if he told me. *Reading the note* Oh Guy! *Crying* Why would Ты do this?

The helicopter arrived, and two ponies were being lowered to find Guy's body.

Nikki: Ma'am, if Ты want, when they take Guy to the hospital, Ты can say your last words to him.
Mom: That would be great.

Song (Start at 4:25): link

Hospital пони 2: *Flying above the bridge, lowering Guy on a bed*
Harrison: *Looking at Guy with the rest of the ponies*
Hospital Ponies: *Putting Guy on a stretcher, and moves the stretcher onto the ambulance, while getting in*
Hospital пони 2: *Takes off in the helicopter*
Camryn: *Crying, as she hugs Guy's mom.*
Mom: *Holds Camryn as they stand in front of her Cadillac
Harrison: *Looks down at the ground, then at the скорая помощь as it takes off*

Everyone pauses in place as the ending credits begin.

Cast of characters, and their creators

*Ponies from the Показать playing as a different character

Guy - SeanTheHedgehog
Harrison - SeanTheHedgehog
Tate - SeanTheHedgehog
*Colgate - Guy's mom
Master Sword - Windwakerguy430
Rio - SeanTheHedgehog
*Vinyl Scratch - Camryn
Erik Estrada - SeanTheHedgehog

With special cameo appearance by Nikki West from Jade_23

Background characters

Teachers
Students
Police Ponies
Railroad Ponies
Hospital Ponies

Музыка used

Push It To The - Scarface soundtrack
Blood In The Gutter - Spongebob soundtrack
It's A Long Road Instrumental Version - Herve Attia
Ты And I - Motion
Любовь Story version 1 and 2 - Andy Williams
The Landing - Airplane soundtrack
It's A Long Road - Dan холм, хилл

Special thanks to

Windwakerguy430 & Jade_23 for their characters
Cadillac for the car used by Colgate for this Фан fiction
Chrysler for the cars used by Guy, and Harrison for this Фан fiction
Neigh Jersey State Troopers for the lease of their police cars, and officers for this Фан fiction
Norfoal Southern Railway for the train at the ending
Someonebutnoone for being a Фан of several parts of this story
Sony & Polyphony for the Gran Turismo 6 scene

This Фан fiction is fictitious. Any portrayal of real events или real ponies, living или dead is purely coincidental.

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see! Pingas!

 The круг comes in from the right. When it stops, a bolt of lightning appears, followed by the name, WindWakerGuy430
The круг comes in from the right. When it stops, a bolt of lightning appears, followed by the name, WindWakerGuy430
Well, this is what happenes when I get bored...I put a message through every language in Babel рыба and see what I get...and some of the results are really funny. I tried this one to see just how unreliable Babel рыба could be...

Original Message:
I would like to conduct a Поиск as to how accurate this translator is. As instructed, I have used grammatically sound language and correct spelling. I will put this message through every language inside the translator and see how the final message varies from the original one. If the results turn out as expected, some words will be literally “lost...
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I couldn't post this as a Вопрос since it was too long.

Ayways, yes. She is a Twilight Фан on the Harry Potter virsus Twilight spot. It's not because she likes Twilight. I get along with many people who happen to be Twilighters. Ты can find her on the Harry Potter vs. Twilight spot. Anyways, she left a Комментарий to an answer randomly listing names of people she thought were illiterate, when the Вопрос had nothing to do with that. This was her exact comment:
"Coughcough LeggomyGreggo, Mrs-Grint, haropuff95, jedigal1190, ThatDamnLlama, ABCDFan...I could go on"
I took that as a перфоратор, удар, пунш in the stomach....
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posted by ilovepenguins
I didn't write this found it on the net

1. Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few минуты early.

2. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

3. Complete the exam with everything Ты write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.

4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the teacher's left nostril.

5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read Вопросы aloud, Дебаты your Ответы with yourself out loud. If asked to stop,...
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posted by 1-2vampire
Ring a Ring a Rosies,
a pocket full of posies
ATISHOO ATISHOO, we all fall down


Known to be a song about a ring of roses, little children Пение in a row, then Ты sneeze and Ты fall down. Did Ты ever play that game as a young child? Hold hands and dance in a circle?

Now for the reality.

This nursery rhyme is about the Black Plague.

Ring a ring a rosies - Ты used to have large pinky red circles on your skin, this is how Ты knew Ты had the plague.

A pocket full of posies - People used to hold posies up to their nose to keep the smell of death away. They also believed that it would keep the plague away. (didn't work)

Atishoo Atishoo we all fall down - Ты know what THAT means? if not that, people would sneeze and cough and you'd know that OHMYGOD WERE DYING! And you'd all fall down (basically, you've popped your clogs)

Some people think it is a very, haunting, creepy song if sung in a certain way other than the cheerful way.

Randomness lol.
posted by cassie-1-2-3
Brain freeze, also referred to an "ice cream headache" (a personal Избранное of mine) или a еще scientific term, a "cold-stimulus headache". Before revealing the secrets to living a brain freeze free life, I want to tell Ты a little about what they actually are and what causes them so that maybe Ты can come up with a few of your own ways to avoid the dreaded.

Brain freezes are usually experienced when Ты apply ice cream (or any similar cold food/drink) to the roof of your mouth. There is a cluster of nerves (sphenopalatine nerve) right above the roof of your mouth that act somewhat as a personal,...
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1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2. Laugh at him.
3. Wake him up by Пение пляж, пляжный Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'
4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.
5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.
6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say Ты taught him everything he knows.
7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.
8. Dance the Funky Chicken.
9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
10....
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Tell me if u think this is funny или not i just want to know. I got bored so i wrote this:

RANDOM GUY AND FORTUNE COOKIE!!!!


Cookie:Would Ты like to hear your fortune?


Random guy: Uhh sure I guess?


Cookie: Good *cookie stays silent*


Random guy: Uh Ты gonna tell me my fortune?


Cookie:*comes back down to earth* What?


Random guy: Ты gonna tell me my fortune или what?!?!?


Cookie:Why the hell would I tell Ты your fortune?


Random guy: Ты сказал(-а) Ты WOULD!!!!


Cookie:Well have Ты been smoking anything lately, cause clearly I am a cookie and печенье don't talk nor tell people fortunes.


Random guy:0.o But you...
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posted by jedigal1990
 ajl's user Иконка
ajl's user icon
Hello fellow Болталка fanpopers,
i am writting this to inform Ты that a certain new fanpoper with the Имя пользователя of ajl has recently claimed she created this spot. She created a Вопрос saying that she was the creator of the spot and she created a Форум saying that she was the creator and we should respect her wishes and not post twilight stuff. Now Ты will not be able to find these two contributions why Ты ask well because when me and BellaCullen96 questioned her about being the spot creator she deleted both. but if Ты want proof that she сказал(-а) this check out this forum
link
Now Ты may ask...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere ?
‘Hold my purse.’

Men are like bank accounts. Without a lot of money they don’t generate a lot of interest.

Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

If God wanted us to fly, He would have дана us tickets.

Girls are like phones. We Любовь to be held, talked too but if Ты press the wrong button you’ll be disconnected!

I’m very Храбрая сердцем generally, he went on in a low voice: “Only today I happen...
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posted by Lola90210
GOD HATES ME

Chapter 1

        God Hates Me.
-ate some fries.
-Went to bed.

Chapter 2

        I am in a better mood today because I did my prayers and God spoke to me and he promised to put me in a group with my friends.
God Loves Me.

Chapter 3

        God must die! He is being so unreasonable!!! I asked him to put me in a group with my Друзья but does he listen??! No! God is a bitch!
-I'm an Эмо from now on
-Went to bed

Chapter 4

        God...
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posted by prettystar
Hi Mommy!
I am only 3/4 of an inch long,
But I have all my organs.
I Любовь the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it,
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your сердце beat
Is my Избранное lullaby.

Month Two.

Mommy,
Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If Ты could see me
You could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my Главная though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three.

You know what Mommy,
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes Ты happy.
I always want Ты to be happy.
I don't like it when Ты cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too,
And I cry with Ты even though
You can't hear...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Bring a small cactus to class with you. Raise your hand, and when you're called on, say that the cactus has a question. Turn and look at the cactus, as if you're waiting for it to say something. After a few moments, shrug, and wait for your professor to Переместить on. Do this once a day, and become increasingly irritated with the cactus every time, sighing heavily and giving it evil looks when it fails to "speak." When Ты leave the room after class, start yelling at the cactus, "I can't believe Ты embarrassed me AGAIN...."
Bring a vacuum to class. Halfway through class, stand up and start using...
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posted by BellaSwan636
 I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.
I NOT HAS A PMS!!!!! - k.
-Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says to the other,"Jeez, it's hot in here!" The other one goes,"Aaah!!! Talking muffin!"

-A blonde is driving in her car, past all these fields. Suddenly, she sees a sunflower field with a broken down лодка in the middle, and another blonde is sitting in it, rowing and rowing. The blonde in the car stops, gets out and screams at the other blonde,"It's blondes like you that make blondes like us look bad! I swear, if I could swim, I'd come over there and slap you!"

-A blonde and a brunette are on a road trip. The brunette is driving, and she thinks her indicator...
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posted by Little_Cullen
O.K, so the other день we were handed this picture and told to write a poem. Well, Ты know me. This is what I came up with.

Giggle Giggle went the lad’s,
For they were doing something bad,
What they were holding in their hands,
Oh, it was not the building plans!

Leaders of the building team,
Oh - so - sensible they seemed,
But what nobody else did see,
Was making them chuckle with glee!

One of them looked over his shoulder,
One of the men, the picture holder,
Just to make absolutely sure,
No one thought them immature.

When he saw the coast was clear,
Once еще at the picture did he peer,
And I’m sure by now you’re aware,
Exactly what that man saw there!
okay, so people, my friend Megan and I are making a SECRET club that anyone can join!!! Though it's not a secret any more... Yeah, the SECRET club is called F.S. which stands for Fishy Stuff. And we made a spot on Fanpop for F.S. soo Ты can join. Here is the club's rules:

1. Rules are made for breaking
2. Fishy stuff is not a club for people who want to discuis eating fishies
3. In order to Присоединиться F.S. Ты must eat at least 100,000 muffins.
4. Ignore theses rules
5. Break every rule appart from this one.
6. чай is like soup
7. Don't drink the laptop
8. EVERYTHING is yellow
9. this rule does not exist,...
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posted by TDIlover226
1# wait till there talking on the phone and say "your talking to that hooker again arn't you, I know she has problems but theres no need to go all phycaitrist on her.

2# stand Далее to her and go "toast?" and wait like your waiting for an answer, then go "hello, arn't Ты even gonna answer?" wait till they say what? then go "well, Ты need an aointment to go to that hair stylist", then wait again for them to say something else and go "YOU NEVER RESPECTED ME!" and run out of the room.

3# (this ones for boys) wait until your sister is talking with Друзья then run up and sit between them and go...
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So there has been a lot of new horror Фильмы coming out and a lot of people doing dumb stuff in that movie.

So I'm gonna help Ты survive. you're welcome.

1. Don't take a trip to a secluded area.
-You could go to Vegas, New York, Paris so why the hell go into a damn desert.

2.Don't invite your boyfriend and the local village slut on the same trip. And don't get mad when they have sex.
-You knew she was a slut so don't get mad when it goes down

3.Don't run out of your hiding spot if the killer can't see you.
-He can't see you! He doesn't know where Ты are! Stay there and shut the hell up.

4.Don't...
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User: Hey.


Cleverbot: How are you?


User: Good and you?


Cleverbot: Yes, good thanks! How old are you?


User: 16.


Cleverbot: You're old.

User: Thanks alot! :(.

Cleverbot: You're welcome!

User: I was being sarcastic.

Cleverbot: So was I.

User: Oh ok. That makes sense. It's hard to tell on the computer.

Cleverbot: Really?

User: Yesh really. Do Ты like ponies?

Cleverbot: No, do Ты like ponies?

User: Yes. But, Единороги are better.

Cleverbot: Единороги aren't real.

User: YES THEY ARE! HOW DARE Ты SAY THAT!

Cleverbot: Hey, I just met you, chill!!

User: Ты сказал(-а) Единороги aren't real. :( I thought Ты were my friend....
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posted by invadercalliope
Hi i'm Invader Calliope!
1.I cry for the time that Ты were almost mine, I cry for the memories i've left behind,I cry for the pain, the lost, the old the new,i cry for the times i thought i had you.
2.Not all scars show, not all wounds heal sometimes Ты can't always see the pain someone feels
3.One день you'll ask me, "which is еще important to you, me или your life" i'll say "My Life" and you'll go and leave me without knowing Ты are my life.
4.A breakup is like a broken mirror. It is better to leave it broken than hurt yourself trying to fix it.
5.if your Любовь does NOT work for that person,...
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