Tom: Now this section of the video focuses on parts of our Показать where the Mane 6 made special guest appearances, или played as characters in skits. For instance, радуга Dash played as Marisa Sayers in The жопа, попка жопа, попка Inn skit.
We're starting off with that female alicorn with the voice of Ice Cube, Twilight Sparkle
Twilight: Whad up niggas?
Twilight: Let's start off our first день of school with some arithmetic. What is one plus one?
Link to how Pinkie Pie is talking: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xoMgnJDXd3k
Pinkie Pie: Nein nein nein nein nein nein nein!!
Pinkie Pie: I'm pretty sure the answer is nein. My best friend Rarity told me.
Twilight: Unfortunately, you're wrong.
Pinkie Pie: Screw that sex addict for giving me the wrong answer.
Pinkie Pie: Though, I'm pretty sure someone else is doing that to her already.
Celestia: *Gets a star* Now Ты will all taste my wrath! *Crashing into everypony*
Twilight: Man, your powers are good, but mine are better. *Gets a powerup, and is now driving a sports car*
Twilight: Introducing the Twilight Mobile. *Gets a power up*
Car: Defense mechanisms, on.
Twilight: *Shoots ракета at Alexis*
Alexis: *Gets hit by missile*
Twilight: Vengeance! Would anypony else like their plot to be kicked?
Derpy: Did everypony forget about me? *Driving a tank*
Celestia: *Sees Derpy's tank* What's that?!!!?
Celestia: This isn't a race anymore! It's a combination of screw ups, and insanity!
Twilight: *Drops банан peel*
Derpy: Do Ты really think that'll stop me? *Drives over банан peel, and gets her tank to land on it's side*
Twilight won the race.
Celestia: *Very angry* Derpy Ты unreliable dumbass!!
"Okay, let's see what Ты wrote down." сказал(-а) Alex. He looked at Twilight's podium, "Twilight, Ты wrote down, the letter N. Ты wagered, igga."
The audience laughed, clapped, cheered, and whistled.
"Freedom of speech nigga! I can say whatever da f*q I want!" Shouted Twilight, causing еще laughter to come from the audience.
Derpy: *Enters office* I have something very important to tell you. We are back in On The Block
Celestia: Oh really? I didn't know that.
Celestia: But it's great to be back. Hopefully Twilight Sparkle doesn't try to-
A hammer appeared from Celestia's desk, and hit her in the face. The back of the hammer сказал(-а) this is 100% Twilight Sparkle approved.
"And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy." сказал(-а) Alex, "I'd like to once again apologize for the lack of color in this episode, but we ran out of money."
The audience laughed at this unfortunate event, and Alex continued, "With that said, let's take a look at the scores. Twilight Sparkle is in first place with negative $82,300."
Laughter, clapping, and cheering could be heard from the audience members as Twilight said, "Yo, what's good niggas?"
"Wooooh!!" Cheered the audience.
"I'd appreciate it if Ты didn't say that word ever again." сказал(-а) Alex.
"But I'm black, I got the right to say whatever the f**k I want! Your just a racist bastard!"
The audience laughed, and clapped at the same time after hearing what Twilight just said.
And now, it's time for fanmail from your Избранное six ponies, the mane 6!
Audience: *Cheering, whistling, and clapping*
Announcer: Just one thing we need to tell you. Twilight Sparkle did something bad, and Celestia has punished her, by giving her the voice of Ice Cube.
Twilight: Man, it ain't funny! Da f*q does everypony have to laugh at me for?
Pinkie Pie: Come on Twilight, I think Ты sound great with your new voice.
Alex said, "The correct answer was two. Ты have two eyes. Twilight Sparkle, will Ты pick a category?"
The purple alicorn looked angry, and said, "Why do ponies today need to curse with their mouth?"
This caused some ponies in the audience to laugh, and Twilight continued, "We should be setting an example for the young ponies. All they do is walk around listening to rap music."
еще laughter aroused from the audience, and Twilight continued talking, "That is why they lie, cheat, and steal!"
Twilight: Man, I didn't get any letters!
Heartsong: *Gives Twilight a letter*
Twilight: *Reading letter* This letter is from the капот, худ of Compton, L.A. Dear Twilight Sparkle, how does it feel to be one of us now?
Twilight: Man, I ain't one of you. I ain't no N word. Am I allowed to say the actual word?
Далее day, Princess Celestia was walking through her замок when she saw a talking cactis.
Timothy: *Is the cactis* Princess? Please help.
Celestia: Only if Ты promise not to eat all of my bananas.
Timothy: I promise.
Celestia: *Turns Timothy back to normal*
Twilight Sparkle: Aw hell no! *Turns Timothy back into a cactis, then turns Celestia into a fish*
Celestia: What are Ты doing now Twilight?
Twilight Sparkle: Just being myself.
Twilight Sparkle: I am turning everypony into Болталка objects, as well as characters from TV shows.
Chrysler: *Is Spongebob Spuarepants* When I сказал(-а) I wanted to be Spongebob, I didn't mean like this!
Twilight Sparkle: Adios nigga.
Celestia: God I hate when she says that.
Up next, радуга Dash
Narrator: One lovely morning, радуга Dashed arrived at Sugarcube Corner.
Pinkie Pie: Hi радуга Dash.
радуга Dash: Shut the f**k up.
радуга Dash: Can't Ты see I got a hangover? My head feels like a bomb is about to go off.
Twilight Sparkle: My head is a bomb.
Twilight Sparkle: Are Ты going to help me learn how to clear clouds?
радуга Dash: Forget that, I need a drink.
радуга Dash: Well, I'm off to The Ztables.
Narrator: радуга Dash looked вперед to her daily visit to the Stables. Even if it was a silly name for a bar. As she got there, радуга Dash saw Rachel, the grey unicorn.
Rachel: Hello my little pony.
радуга Dash: There's no need to advertise.
Narrator: сказал(-а) радуга Dash, who was actually taller then Rachel.
Just then, Princess Celestia walked into the bar.
Princess Celestia: What's all this horsing around?
радуга Dash: Mind your own business Ты celestial princess.
Narrator: And without hesitating, радуга Dash punched Celestia once, really hard in the neck, killing her instantly.
Narrator: The princess was about to fart at the time.
A police car heads towards радуга Dash.
радуга Dash: *Smoking a cigarette* Uh oh. Here comes P.C. Pullman.
Officer Pullman: What's going on радуга Dash? Have Ты been drinking?
P.C. Pullman turned out to be an oversized lego policeman, and was twice the size of радуга Dash.
радуга Dash: N-no sir.
Narrator: And she soon threw up all over the policeman. It all turned out well in the end. Rachel went to Manehattan to become a prostitute.
Narrator: And радуга Dash was sent to a doctor about her drinking problem, but ended up being executed for killing Princess Celestia.
радуга Dash: *Gets letter* Dear радуга Dash, Ты are very arrogant. *Angry* Okay, if being loyal is arrogant, than saying good morning is a death threat.
Mail Pony: I got mail for you.
Marisa: Ah great. He probably wants to blackmail me into ma******ting for some video on the internet.
Mercury: *Takes his mail*
George: *Takes his mail*
Mail Pony: I got one еще letter for a mare named Marisa Sayers.
Marisa: Can somepony please get it for me?
Donovan: I got it. *Takes letter, and gives it to Marisa*
Mail Pony: *Looks at Marisa* There Ты are. Not only did I want to deliver that letter to you, but if Ты don't ma******te in that video, I'll Показать everypony in here an embarrassing фото of you.
Marisa: Typical. Everytime blackmailing occurs, an embarrasing фото is involved.
Alex: In the lead, we have радуга Dash with negative $22,400, due to her arrogant behavior.
радуга Dash: Hey, who are Ты calling arrogant?! I happen to be one of the nicest ponies ever!
Alex: радуга Dash, let's start with you.
радуга Dash: Uh, potent potables, I don't know what that is.
Alex: It's about alcohol.
радуга Dash: Then in that case, I'll take potent potables.
Alex: *Surprised* For how much?
радуга Dash: How about a glass full? Come on, hand it over. I want some cider.
Alex: We don't have that.
радуга Dash: I thought so, that's why I brought my own. *Drinking cider*
Alex: Ты know what? радуга Dash, Ты take the board.
радуга Dash: I am bored. I am bored!
радуга Dash: Do ponies actually watch this show?
Alex: Yeah, it's pretty popular.
Mercury: *Turns head, and sees Marisa with George* George, Ты either have her do that to Ты somewhere private, или don't do it at all!
Marisa: *Stands up*
George: Come on, she was just putting a tattoo on my hoof.
Mercury: Ты mean she wasn't...
Alex said, "Rarity, we'll start with you."
The white unicorn replied by saying, "I'll take masturbation for 1000." This made the audience whistle, laugh, and clap at the same time.
"How many eyes do Ты have for 400. Good choice." сказал(-а) Alex.
Rarity buzzed in, and before she gave Alex a chance to speak, she said, "I've got a nice ass. Who here wants to f**k me on stage right now?"
Alex said, "US/Japan Relations for 600, and the answer is, This is what caused the US to become allies with Япония in 1945."
Rarity quickly buzzed in, and shouted, "Hentai! Аниме porn!" The audience laughed, and clapped at the same itme.
"Right." сказал(-а) Alex, and looked at Rarity's board. "Moving on. Rarity wrote down.. Nothing, and wagered, twenty five dildos."
The audience laughed, and cheered.
"I had to wager something related to sex." Replied Rarity. The audience clapped.
Rarity: Well I know none of my letters will be bad. *Opens envelope* Here's a letter from Hank, age 19. *Nervous* Dear Rarity, why are Ты a really big sex addict? Every picture I have seen of Ты is porn.
Rarity: *Hiding under table*
Now for Pinkie Pie
Pinkie Pie: Oooh, ooh. I want a letter!
Annie: *Gives Pinkie Pie a letter*
Applejack: I'd be surprised if someone wrote something nice to her.
Pinkie Pie: *Reading letter* Dear Pinkie Pie, do Ты take drugs during any of your parties? No, because drugs are bad, and they're for stupid ponies like Applejack.
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, and cheering*
Applejack: *Sarcastic* Thanks Pinkie Pie. I Любовь Ты too.
Gary: It's a disgrace to have your car in pink. That color is just unacceptable.
Pinkie Pie: *Appears out of nowhere* How dare Ты say the color розовый is a disgrace!
Pinkie Pie: It's a very good color. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to break the 4th Стена somewhere else.
Pinkie Pie: *Goes through a wall*
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Gary: *Looking at hole in Стена that says number 4* Would Ты look at that? She really did break the 4th wall.
Now for яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса
радуга Dash: What letter did Ты get?
Applejack: Let me check. *Reading letter* Dear Applejack, are all rednecks as stupid as you?
радуга Dash: *Laughing*
Applejack: Well Ты wouldn't be laughing if Ты got a disrespectful letter like that.
радуга Dash: No one would dare to send me a hate letter. I'm радуга Dash!
A light was shining on her, and Ангелы started playing lyres.
Alex: Moving on. яблочная водка, яблоко, кальвадоса has no score at all, because, she's mostly been talking about her Последнее marriage with her brother.
Applejack: Big Macintosh my love, if you're watching this, make sure to put on Appplebloom's diapers before supper, and she's not allowed to leave the farm until I get back.
Audience: *Laughing, and clapping*
Alex: That's... Beautiful.
Alex: Alright Applejack, we'll start with you.
Applejack: I'll take giraffes for a billion.
Alex: Okay Applejack. Sadly, it's still your board.
Applejack: I'll take T.V shows, and Фильмы about my wedding for 300.
Alex: For the last time, that's not a category.
Alex: The category is Album Cover, and the answer is, The Beatles' White Album Cover Was This Color.
Applejack: *Rings in*
Applejack: Who are The Beatles?
Alex: I'm sorry, that's wrong.
Applejack: No, I'm asking Ты who The Beatles are. I never heard of them.
Nick: *Rings in* Ah yes, The Beatles, yes. What if they were The Vriendscoupe Beatles? Yes. They'd be in the back сиденье, место, сиденья singing, I wanna hold your five инжир Newtons. Yes.
Author's note, Vriendscoupe is the MLP version of Volkswagen.
Alex: For the Любовь of god, shut your mouth.
Alex: Applejack, asked herself this question. What sound does a doggy make?
Alex: Fine. Her answer is.. *Finds out that she doesn't know the answer* Ты didn't know the answer.
Alex: Ты couldn't answer your own question?
Applejack: It was hard.
And finally Fluttershy. This was the only part she got in this show.
Fluttershy: *Takes letter* Here's one for me. Dear Fluttershy, when are Ты going to stop being a coward?
радуга Dash: When computers start growing arms, and legs.
Fluttershy: *Very sad* I like myself just the way I am.
Tom: Don't worry, we'll give Fluttershy еще roles in this Показать later on. As for the rest of the video, the Далее part will Показать the good times me, and my Друзья had. Stick around, we'll be back.
Tom: Our final part of the video to commemorate all of the good times we had. Enjoy.
Annie started to clean, while Sunny went back to playing GTA 5.
Sunny: *Flying an airplane*
Annie: *Sees Телевидение set, and starts to clean the screen while Sunny plays the game*
Sunny: Can Ты clean that later? I have to drop off weapons to some ponies.
Annie: Can't Ты pause the game?
Sunny: Ugh! *Pauses game. She grabs a Nintendo 3DS, and starts playing Pokemon*
Annie: *Finishes cleaning television, but starts to clean the 3DS*
Sunny: What are Ты doing?!
Annie: I have to clean your 3DS.
Sunny: Clean something, that I'm not using. Okay?
Annie: Alright, fine. My god. *Goes to clean the bathroom*
Sunny: Finally. *Continues playing GTA 5*
A flushing noise was heard, but suddenly, water started coming out of the bathroom.
Sunny: What the f**k?!!?
Annie: I think your toilet is clogged!
Sunny: Ты know what?! You're fired. Ты suck at this job.
Annie: What did I do wrong?
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: How are Ты doing?
Tom: Then go to hell!!
Master Sword: Why would Ты tell them to do that? If they all went to hell, we'd have no audience.
Tom: Just a good start to get our audience laughing.
Astrel Sky: *Talks into microphone* Attention everypony!!
Everypony stopped fighting, and listened to Astrel Sky's voice boom over the PA system.
Astrel Sky: What you're doing is pathetic, and dangerous. Fighting over things. Just things! Only because the price is reduced. That is immature, and unsafe. All of Ты should know better. Even on days if it's not Black Friday, prices for things get reduced, and nopony fights about that. So why does it only happen on Black Friday? I'm only gonna tell Ты once. Please, have enough common sense, and common courtesy to not kill each other.
Ponies: Ты know what? She's right.
Store Owner: *Takes mic from Astrel Sky* Give me that! This is for employees only. *Talks into Mic* Attention everypony, forget what she just said. Get back to what Ты were doing.
Astrel Sky: *Shakes her head no, and walks out of the store* Black Friday. I'll never understand the shit Ты make everypony go through.
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house* HAPPY NEW год ASSHOLES!!
Tom: Let's get some fireworks! *Sets up a firework*
Master Sword: Let's shoot some Оружие into the air! *Grabs a Glock 18, and shoots twelve bullets* I Любовь Austrian guns!
Tom: *Sees firework go off in the sky*
Master Sword: That was great, but seriously people, it's just the beginning of a new year.
Tom: There's no need to get excited about it.
Master Sword: All Ты do is just stand in front of a TV watching billions of ponies freeze their жопа, попка off just so they can watch a ball Переместить down.
Pony: Hey! Shut up, and let us sleep!
Double Scoop: Before we race, it's time to use an overused rock & roll song from the 70's.
Double Scoop, and Sunny were standing right Далее to each other behind the starting line.
Double Scoop: Ты ready?
Double Scoop: Go! *Runs past starting line*
Sunny: *Gets in front of Double Scoop*
Double Scoop: *Getting close to Sunny*
Sunny: You're not going to catch up to me!
Double Scoop: Save it for when I pass you.
As they began to turn left, Double Scoop passed Sunny.
Sunny: *Shocked, but keeps running*
Double Scoop: *Goes around the entire left turn*
Sunny: you've gotta be kidding me. *Runs faster, but still can't catch up to Double Scoop*
As Double Scoop starting going on the секунда left turn, he decided to sing the song.
Double Scoop: Rising up. Back on my hooves. Disvaslagh, divaslaghla.
Double Scoop: What's the f**king lyrics to this song? I don't know any of them, damnit!
Double Scoop: I just passed, the finish line. I beat my friend Sunny. Now I'm going to keep running nonstop. Until I recreate a scene.
Double Scoop: Yes this, scene is from Rocky when he runs up the stairs, and that's all the way in Fillydelphia.
Double Scoop: I will, not stop running until I get my жопа, попка there, and I don't know why I was singing, in the first place.
Double Scoop was running on a treadmill while a green screen showed a bunch of pictures in the background.
Double Scoop: *Running through a field of grass, then the green changes to a forest. The Далее scene on the green screen shows Double Scoop running on the racetrack, so it looks like he's racing himself.
Double Scoop: *Next, he's running on a highway. He's right Далее to a white SUV*
SUV Pony: *Crashes into another car, and the green screen stops moving, so it looks like Double Scoop is running in place*
Double Scoop: *Running on вверх of a train, then the green screen switches to a river, making it look like Double Scoop is running on water*
Double Scoop: *Looks to the left, and sees that the green screen is not working, so he stops the treadmill, and the song turns off* Come on!! I was supposed to reach Fillydelphia!
Pony: Sorry man. Green screen ain't working.
Double Scoop: Well get it fixed!
The green screen falls down.
Double Scoop: Forget it. Let's get those skits started.
Meanwhile, Double Scoop was starting his секунда attempt on running to Fillydelphia nonstop.
Double Scoop: Here we go.
пони in car: *Passes Double Scoop* Don't stand in the middle of the street.
Double Scoop: Up your жопа, попка with a piece of glass.
Double Scoop: Fillydelphia, here I come. *Starts to run*
It was in slow motion for thirteen seconds. When the speed returns to normal, Double Scoop runs past Tom, and Master Sword.
Tom: Where are Ты heading to Double Scoop?
Double Scoop: Fillydelphia!
Master Sword: Did he say Fillydelphia?
Tom: I hope not. Only an idiot would run to Fillydelphia nonstop.
Double Scoop: *Running in the middle of the street*
Double Scoop ran for days. When the sun shone, he ran. When it was night, he ran. When it was snowing, he ran. If he was on an icy sidewalk, he ran. It took him days to get to Fillydelphia, but he soon made it while running on the side of a highway, but he didn't stop running.
Double Scoop: Now to find that building with the steps on it so I can recreate that scene from Rocky. I won't stop running until I go up them.
Five hours later, Double Scoop reached the Rocky steps.
Double Scoop: Now to run up, and listen very closely to the singer in the song. I thought this was supposed to be an instrumental.
Double Scoop: *Running up the stairs*
Ponies: *Watching Double Scoop*
пони 63: Is he gonna make it?
пони 96: Maybe.
Double Scoop: *Continues running up the stairs*
Stop the song
Double Scoop: *Trips, and falls all the way down to the bottom*
пони 66: *To Double Scoop* Way to go. Ты ruined the show. I'm not even part of it thankfully.
Double Scoop: What happened to me?
пони 66: Stupid question.
Tom was watching TV with Mortomis.
Tom: So what was this Показать Ты wanted to Показать me?
Mortomis: This Показать I wanted to Показать Ты is a Показать that shows Ты a dragon named Albi, and he's actually part of a kid's Показать that my little brother wanted me to watch, so I'm going to watch it here, and if I like it, I'll watch it with him.
Tom: Is that all Mort?
Mortomis: I think so, yeah.
TV Announcer: We hope Ты enjoyed the My Little Human special, American Mares.
Tv Announcer: Up Далее is a new episode of Albi The Racist Dragon.
Tom: This is supposed to be a kid's show?
The theme song starts for the show.
Singer: In the джем, мармелад forest.
Singer 2: Forest.
Singer: Between the make believe trees. In a cottage cheese cottage.
Singer: Lives Albi.
Singers: Albi. Albi, the racist dragon.
Narrator: Chapter 6. And so, all the villagers chased Albi the racist dragon into a very cold, and very scary cave. It was so dark, and scary there, that Albi began to cry. Dragon tears, which as we all know, turn into желе beans.
Narrator: Just then, he felt a tiny hoof on his tail. He turned around, and who should it be? But the badly burned albanian жеребенок, кольт from the день before.
Albi: What are Ты doing here? I thought I killed Ты yesterday.
Narrator: Grumbled Albi, quite racistly.
Albanian Colt: No. No Albi. Ты didn't kill me with your dragon flames. I crawled to safety, but I was left very badly disfigured.
Narrator: Laughed the boy.
Audience: We laughed too!
Albanian Colt: Why are Ты crying Albi?
Albi: Well, all the villagers chased me into this scary cave. I think it's because I'm so racist. Get your hoof off my tail, you'll make it dirty.
Albanian Colt: They didn't chase Ты hear because of your racism. They chased me here too, and I became all disfigured like this. They just don't like us. Because we're different to them.
Narrator: And at that, Albi cried a single tear that turned into a желе bean, it had all the Цвета of the rainbow, and suddenly, Albi wasn't racist anymore.
Singer: So they sat in the cave.
Singer 2: The cave.
Singer: And ate bubblegum pie.
Singer: Albi, the racist.
Albanian Colt: Albi, the racist.
Singer: Albi, the racist..
Albi: Well, not anymore.
The Показать ends, and Mortomis has a tear come out of his eye.
Tom: *Also has a tear come out of his eye* You're crying over a kid's show.
Mortomis: Yeah, so are you.
The video ends.
Tom: And, that's all we got.
Master Sword: But wait a секунда Tom, this is only part five! We need to keep going until part 6!
Tom: It's been a long time since we heard anything out of them.
Master Sword: Are we going on to part 6, или what?
Tom: Don't worry, we will.
Everypony started leaving Tom's house.
Tom: I hope Ты enjoyed the video I showed you.
Master Sword: And if Ты didn't, then f**k you!
Tom: Wait a minute, I almost forgot.
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Shoots sidewalk near Tom's hoof*
Tom & Master Sword: *Staring at each other* THE WARNER BROTHERS ASSASSIN!!!!
Saten Twist: I knew he was working for that FBI пони who came here in the black car.
Master Sword: That was Aina!
Saten Twist: Oh. Well, I hope she gets killed by that assassin.
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Shoots ground by Saten Twist*
Tom: We gotta hide!! *Runs towards a big tree, and hides behind it*
Saten Twist: *Hiding under the front porch*
Master Sword: *Puts up a sign that says not here*
Tom: Master Sword, hide!
Master Sword: I am. I put up a sign that says not here. The assassin won't shoot at us now.
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Shoots sign causing it to fall down*
Master Sword: Why is he shooting at us this time?
Saten Twist: *Comes out of porch* Ты know what? I'm tired of hiding. *Grabs his chainsaw, and turns it on*
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Shoots chainsaw*
The chainsaw stopped working.
Saten Twist: Back to hiding for me.
Saten Twist: *Goes back under the porch*
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Shoots his final bullet, then realizes he's out of ammo*
Tom: Hey. He stopped shooting.
Saten Twist: Did he run out of ammo?
Master Sword: I think so.
Warner Brothers Assassin: I'll get Ты Далее time Tom Foolery! Ты won't criticize the company I work for in Season 2! Now, time to go sue Walt Дисней for having Sonic The Hedgehog in Wreck It Ralph.
Warner Brothers Assassin: We purchased Sonic The Hedgehog, and Дисней has no right putting him in that film.
Warner Brothers Assassin: *Gets on a bus*
Master Sword: He does realize that he can't change anything about that movie.
Tom: I didn't realize we could hear him from far away.
Saten Twist: Actually, he can make Дисней Редактировать out any scenes that have any characters from Sonic The Hedgehog, if they're successful.
Tom: They'll never succeed at suing Dinsey.
Master Sword: It's Disney.
Tom: Them too.
All three of them came out of hiding, and stood in front of the house.
Tom: Thanks for hanging out with us. We'll have еще stuff coming to Ты in March.
Master Sword & Saten Twist: *Waving good bye*
STH/AM6663 Entertainment. Copyright 2015
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see.