1. Try to start a wave
2. Gasp every time there is a swear word.
3. Wear a huge Afro wig.
4. Every 15 минуты stand up and then sit back down.
5. Yell out to the screen “Don’t Do It!”
6. If there is a Любовь scene, reach over in front of Ты and cover a Болталка person’s eyes.
7. Stand in front of the screen motionless and face the audience the entire movie.
8. Scalp tickets outside the theater.
9. If a catchy song plays in the movie stand up and dance.
10. Bring an attachable seat-belt. Strap it to your сиденье, место, сиденья and then clip it on yourself. Turn to the person Далее to Ты and say, “you never know”.
11. Talk really loud on your cell phone.
12. Demand that somebody puts the volume up.
13. Sit at the back, raise your arms to the projector and make shadow puppets on the screen.
14. Bring a laser pen and shoot it at the screen.
15. Wear 3D glasses…no matter what the movie is.
16. Every time something crazy happens, turn to a Болталка person and say, “did Ты see that?!”
17. Sit criss пересекать, крест on the floor in the very front of the theater and look up at the screen.
18. Stand in the front corner facing the audience and do sign language translations.
19. Do the same thing stated above (#18) except translate the movie into Spanish for the audience.
20. As people enter the theater, make nametags for them.
21. After the movie go back to the ticket counter and demand a refund because the movie was terrible. Whether или not they give Ты a refund, buy another ticket for the same movie at a later showing.
22. Half way through the movie run down to the screen, touch it, and then run back to your сиденье, место, сиденья
yelling, “I touched the screen! I touched the screen!”
23. Repeat the lines in the movie.
24. Accuse the person behind Ты of kicking your seat. Constantly demand that they stop even though they aren’t really kicking your seat.
25. Tape “reserved” signs on every single сиденье, место, сиденья before the movie starts.
26. Get a large group of people and act out a wedding scene. (As if a couple were getting married in the theater) Make sure everyone is in costume, and that there is a bride, groom, priest, bridesmaids, best man, etc. Use the theater aisle as if it were a Church aisle and have a bride walk down to meet the groom standing at the front. Act out the entire scene as if they actually were getting married.
27. Sneak in chickens (find a way) then let them run around freely during the movie.
28. Laugh extremely loud at a line that wasn’t meant to be funny.
29. Wear a white sheet over yourself and cut holes for eyes (like a ghost) then creepily walk around with your arms out chanting “OOOoooOOOOO I am the ghost of the theater! ooooOOOOOooooOOOO!”
30. Ask the person who sells Ты the ticket to give Ты his/her autograph
31. Ask for a discount because Ты are single and entering alone
32. Wear sunglasses and a white cane and ask them how a blind person would be accommodated.
33. Bargain with the ticket price
34. Turn around to the person behind Ты and say, “Excuse me, can Ты please kick my seat? Thanks.” Once they start kicking your сиденье, место, сиденья yell “HARDER! HARDER!”
35. Every so often, do an awkward moan.
36. Get the entire theater to sing happy birthday to a Болталка person.
37. Every 10 минуты pretend something has impacted your life. Put your hand on your chest. Gasp, and as Ты nod your head look at the person Далее to Ты and say ”mmmmmmm!”
38. Stare at a Болталка person Далее to Ты the entire time.
39. When buying your ticket, ask to pay half the price because Ты will be leaving half way through the movie.
40. Half way through the movie stand up and yell “DO Ты KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!?” and then run off.
41. Ask a Болталка person Далее to Ты to explain the movie because Ты don’t get it.
42. Ask a Болталка person to go buy Ты попкорн because Ты don’t want to miss the movie.
43. Before the movie starts get everyone to bow their heads as Ты lead them in prayer. Pray for the movie. While praying, extend your hands towards the screen.
44. Stand up in the middle of the movie and start a head count.
45. Run up and down the aisles making rocket ship noises
46. Eat the попкорн from a Болталка person sitting Далее to you.
47. Yell out loud demanding that they pause the movie because Ты need to use the bathroom.
48. When something is really funny, don’t laugh, instead point at the screen and scream: “L-O-L L-O-L L-O-L!!!!”
49. Blow your nose into a tissue and then Показать the contents of the tissue to a Болталка person sitting Далее to Ты saying, “Look what I did!”
50. As the credits roll and people start to leave yell, “No! Everyone! Don’t Go! There is Something After the Credits!” After the credits roll and there is nothing say “Just Kidding!” Then run out giggling.
2. Gasp every time there is a swear word.
3. Wear a huge Afro wig.
4. Every 15 минуты stand up and then sit back down.
5. Yell out to the screen “Don’t Do It!”
6. If there is a Любовь scene, reach over in front of Ты and cover a Болталка person’s eyes.
7. Stand in front of the screen motionless and face the audience the entire movie.
8. Scalp tickets outside the theater.
9. If a catchy song plays in the movie stand up and dance.
10. Bring an attachable seat-belt. Strap it to your сиденье, место, сиденья and then clip it on yourself. Turn to the person Далее to Ты and say, “you never know”.
11. Talk really loud on your cell phone.
12. Demand that somebody puts the volume up.
13. Sit at the back, raise your arms to the projector and make shadow puppets on the screen.
14. Bring a laser pen and shoot it at the screen.
15. Wear 3D glasses…no matter what the movie is.
16. Every time something crazy happens, turn to a Болталка person and say, “did Ты see that?!”
17. Sit criss пересекать, крест on the floor in the very front of the theater and look up at the screen.
18. Stand in the front corner facing the audience and do sign language translations.
19. Do the same thing stated above (#18) except translate the movie into Spanish for the audience.
20. As people enter the theater, make nametags for them.
21. After the movie go back to the ticket counter and demand a refund because the movie was terrible. Whether или not they give Ты a refund, buy another ticket for the same movie at a later showing.
22. Half way through the movie run down to the screen, touch it, and then run back to your сиденье, место, сиденья
yelling, “I touched the screen! I touched the screen!”
23. Repeat the lines in the movie.
24. Accuse the person behind Ты of kicking your seat. Constantly demand that they stop even though they aren’t really kicking your seat.
25. Tape “reserved” signs on every single сиденье, место, сиденья before the movie starts.
26. Get a large group of people and act out a wedding scene. (As if a couple were getting married in the theater) Make sure everyone is in costume, and that there is a bride, groom, priest, bridesmaids, best man, etc. Use the theater aisle as if it were a Church aisle and have a bride walk down to meet the groom standing at the front. Act out the entire scene as if they actually were getting married.
27. Sneak in chickens (find a way) then let them run around freely during the movie.
28. Laugh extremely loud at a line that wasn’t meant to be funny.
29. Wear a white sheet over yourself and cut holes for eyes (like a ghost) then creepily walk around with your arms out chanting “OOOoooOOOOO I am the ghost of the theater! ooooOOOOOooooOOOO!”
30. Ask the person who sells Ты the ticket to give Ты his/her autograph
31. Ask for a discount because Ты are single and entering alone
32. Wear sunglasses and a white cane and ask them how a blind person would be accommodated.
33. Bargain with the ticket price
34. Turn around to the person behind Ты and say, “Excuse me, can Ты please kick my seat? Thanks.” Once they start kicking your сиденье, место, сиденья yell “HARDER! HARDER!”
35. Every so often, do an awkward moan.
36. Get the entire theater to sing happy birthday to a Болталка person.
37. Every 10 минуты pretend something has impacted your life. Put your hand on your chest. Gasp, and as Ты nod your head look at the person Далее to Ты and say ”mmmmmmm!”
38. Stare at a Болталка person Далее to Ты the entire time.
39. When buying your ticket, ask to pay half the price because Ты will be leaving half way through the movie.
40. Half way through the movie stand up and yell “DO Ты KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!?” and then run off.
41. Ask a Болталка person Далее to Ты to explain the movie because Ты don’t get it.
42. Ask a Болталка person to go buy Ты попкорн because Ты don’t want to miss the movie.
43. Before the movie starts get everyone to bow their heads as Ты lead them in prayer. Pray for the movie. While praying, extend your hands towards the screen.
44. Stand up in the middle of the movie and start a head count.
45. Run up and down the aisles making rocket ship noises
46. Eat the попкорн from a Болталка person sitting Далее to you.
47. Yell out loud demanding that they pause the movie because Ты need to use the bathroom.
48. When something is really funny, don’t laugh, instead point at the screen and scream: “L-O-L L-O-L L-O-L!!!!”
49. Blow your nose into a tissue and then Показать the contents of the tissue to a Болталка person sitting Далее to Ты saying, “Look what I did!”
50. As the credits roll and people start to leave yell, “No! Everyone! Don’t Go! There is Something After the Credits!” After the credits roll and there is nothing say “Just Kidding!” Then run out giggling.
Milk With Cookies...
Oh, Ты better get up
and make something quick.
It wouldn't be smart
to starve old Saint Nick.
Santa Claus is hungry tonight.
Your mom saved him some ice cream
and a slice of тыква pie.
Too bad Ты finished both of them
while he was flying ’cross the sky.
Oh, Ты needed a snack
and didn't think twice.
Ты ate Santa’s treats,
so now pay the price.
Santa Claus is hungry tonight.
He knows Ты are not sleeping.
Your snoring is so fake.
You’d better get yourself downstairs
and bake the man a cake.
Oh, Ты better get up
and make something quick.
It wouldn't be smart to starve old Saint Nick.
Santa Claus is hungry tonight.
Honorable Mentions:
Godzilla vs Gigan (1972)
Godzilla 2000 (1999)
Godzilla vs Megalon (1973)
Godzilla vs The Sea Monster (1966)
Number 10: Godzilla Against MechaGodzilla (2002)
Number 09: Godzilla vs Megagirus (2000)
Number 08: Godzilla vs SpaceGodzilla (1994)
Number 07: Godzilla vs Mothra (1992)
Number 06: Godzilla vs King Ghidorah (1991)
Number 05: Destroy All Monsters (1968)
Number 04: Godzilla, Mothra, and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All Out Attack (2001)
Number 03: Godzilla vs Destroyah (1995)
Number 02: Godzilla (2014)
Number 01: Godzilla, King of the Monsters! (1954)
Godzilla vs Gigan (1972)
Godzilla 2000 (1999)
Godzilla vs Megalon (1973)
Godzilla vs The Sea Monster (1966)
Number 10: Godzilla Against MechaGodzilla (2002)
Number 09: Godzilla vs Megagirus (2000)
Number 08: Godzilla vs SpaceGodzilla (1994)
Number 07: Godzilla vs Mothra (1992)
Number 06: Godzilla vs King Ghidorah (1991)
Number 05: Destroy All Monsters (1968)
Number 04: Godzilla, Mothra, and King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All Out Attack (2001)
Number 03: Godzilla vs Destroyah (1995)
Number 02: Godzilla (2014)
Number 01: Godzilla, King of the Monsters! (1954)
