1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
2. If Ты have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
3. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."
4.Name your dog "Dog."
5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what Ты think."
7. Claim that Ты must always wear a bicycle шлем as part of your "astronaut training."
8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.
9. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
10. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying еще any moment.
11. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that Ты "like it that way."
12. Tell 1-800 operators they sound gay and ask for a date.
13. Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
14. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
15. Order a side of pork rinds with your fillet mignon.
16. Change channels five минуты before the end of every show.
17. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climatic parts of rental movies.
18. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
19. Buy a large quantity of оранжевый traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
20. Repeat everything someone says as a question.
21. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in Болталка spots on all of someone's road maps.
22. Inform everyone Ты meet of your personal Kennedy assassination, UFO, and OJ Simpson conspiracy theories.
23. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do Ты hear that?", "What?", "Never mind, it's gone now."
24. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
25. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
26. At the Laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
27. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling as they read.
28. Ask people what gender they are.
29. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.
30. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
31. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
32. Leave your Рождество lights up and lit until September.
33. Change your name to "John Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."
34. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
35. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
36. Wear a lot of cologne.
37. Listen to 33RPM records at 45RPM speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."
38. Sing along at the opera.
39. Mow your lawn with scissors.
40. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhwing-batterr!& quo t;
41. Ask the waitress for an extra сиденье, место, сиденья for your "imaginary friend."
42. Go to a Поэзия recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
43. Ask your co-workers mysterious Вопросы and then scribble their Ответы in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
44. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
45. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.
46. Make appointments for the 31st of September.
47. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
48. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
49. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
50. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
51. Practice making fax and modem noises.
52. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc." them to your boss.
53. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophecy."
54. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
55. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink картридж, патрон across the room.
56. Holler Болталка numbers while someone is counting.
57. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
58. Publicly investigate just how slowly Ты can make a "croaking" noise.
59. Honk and wave to strangers.
60. TYPE ONLY IN UPPERCASE.
61. type only in lowercase.
62. dont use any punctuation either
63. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
64. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
65. Sing the theme to the Бэтмен Телевидение Показать as loudly as Ты can, over and over and over..
66. Tell people their accent isn't fooling anyone.
67. Drum on every available surface.
68. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
69. Set alarms for Болталка times.
70. Learn Morse code and have conversations with Друзья in public consisting of "Beeeep bip bip beeeep bip.."
71. Buy large quantities of mint dental floss just to lick the flavor off.
72. Leave your Nine Inch Nails tape in Great Uncle Ed's stereo, with the volume properly adjusted.
73. Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange.
74. Wear your pants backwards.
75. Begin all your sentences with "Ohh la la!"
76. Rouse your roommates from slumber each morning with Lou Reed's "Metal Machine Music."
77. Leave someone's printer in compressed-italic-landscape mode.
78. Pay for your ужин with pennies.
79. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
80. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
81. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
82. Demand that everyone address Ты as "Conquistador."
83. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
84. When Рождество caroling, sing "Jingle bells, Бэтмен smells" until physically restrained.
85. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."
86. Finish the 99 bottles of пиво song.
87. Sing the "This is the song that never ends" song from Lampchop's Play-Along.
88. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
89. Pretend your мышь is a CB radio, and talk into it.
90. Drive half a block.
91. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
92. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a southern drawl.
93. "Forget" the перфоратор, удар, пунш line to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
94. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that Ты don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes."
95. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers' brains, such as "Feliz Navidad," the Archies' "Sugar," или the Mr. Rogers theme song.
96. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
97. Ask to "interface" with someone.
98. Incessantly recite annoying phrases, such as "sticky калитка isn't cricket."
99. Stare at static on the TV and claim Ты can see a "magic picture."
100. Scuff your feet on a dry, shaggy carpet and seek out victims.
101. Never make eye contact.
102. Never break eye contact.
103. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, pronouncing the results.
104. Give a play-by-play account of a person's every action in a nasal Howard Cossell voice.
105. Occasionally bark in a high-pitched voice.
106. Say "okay, you're gay" to anything someone says.
107. As people talk, smell their shoulders.
108. When in a conversation, look out the window, then say "Wait, start over. I wasn't paying attention."
109. Say to people, "Did Ты wear deodorant today?"
110. Place your shoes on the table.
111. When talking to someone, look at a spot about two inches to their right.
112. When standing near a "high-class person," ask them, "Excuse me, but do I have a booger hanging on my nose? I thought I picked it off."
113. Switch your neighbor's lawn furniture with someone else's.
114. Call into work and tell them Ты have something better to do today.
115. Buy goldfish and ask the clerk if they come with chips.
116. Sample every flavor of ice cream and tell the clerk what Ты don't like about each one.
117. Pick your ear wax and ask if Ты could use their sleeve to wipe it off.
118. Insist completely ridiculous things are true - like куст, буш is still President.
119. Speak in a strong Welsh accent.
120. Wear odd shoes.
121. Learn "Ice Ice Baby" by сердце and recite it endlessly.
122. Disagree strongly with everything anybody says.
123. Throw stones at people walking past your house.
124. Keep changing the TV channel every two seconds.
125. Insist that Celine Dion is better than the Beatles.
126. Whenever anyone says something, laugh loudly as if they have just told and extremely funny joke.
127. Phone McDonald's and try to make a reservation for that evening.
128. Spend an entire weekend pretending Ты are R2-D2.
129. Phone Болталка numbers and tell them Ты are holding their daughter hostage.
130. Recite the first 4,000 decimal places of Pi. Then ask if people want to hear it in binary, too.
131. Pretend Ты have gone completely deaf.
132. .sdrawkcab etirW
133. Walk into people's houses, go straight to the fridge without saying hello, and help yourself to their food.
134. Speak so quietly that people always have to get Ты to repeat it.
135. Loudly recite people's most embarrassing secrets in restaurants.
136. Play the electric гитара very loudly and badly, then when the neighbors ask Ты to turn it down, play even louder. When they come round to complain again, say, "Oh, I'm sorry. I thought Ты asked me to turn it up!
137. Try to fit the word "cornucopia" into every sentence Ты say.
138. Drive on the wrong side of the road.
139. Secretly learn to play the piano, then go to a friend's house who has a piano. Claim you've never played before then play Jesu Joy of Man's Desiring perfectly the first time. Then say, "I guess I must kinda be a natural."
140. Go canoeing and sing the Hawaii Five-0 theme.
141. Claim that until recently, Ты thought Michael Jackson was a woman.
142. Wear your кепка, колпачок backwards and say "Yo, wazzup?" a lot.
143. Go to a Metallica концерт wearing a Michael Bolton T-Shirt.
144. Tell everyone Ты are Bill Clinton's cousin.
145. Take фото of people walking down the улица, уличный and then run away.
146. Dedicate your life to politics, become president of the United States, then raise all taxes to 90%.
147. Down a can of Кока-кола in one drink and then burp loudly.
148. Insist that it was Bobby who shot J.R.
149. Bark like a dog whenever anyone says the word "the."
150. Wire up people's cars so the horn comes on as soon as their car is started.
151. Ride a unicycle to work.
152. E-mail Microsoft to tell them about bugs in Windows XP that aren't actually there.
153. Stare at people for about five minutes, making sure they know you're staring at them. Then, slowly sneak up to them while humming the Mission: Impossible theme. Sniff their head, then run away. Repeat.
154. Continuously mumble during a conversation.
155. Take off the eraser to every pencil in your house, или better yet, someone else's house.
156. When in a chat room, spell everything incorrectly.
157. Insist on "Weird Al" sing-a-longs.
158. On a hot summer day, ride up and down the road and drench pedestrians with squirt guns.
159. When walking down a main road, act like a drunk.
160. Wear nothing but white and go mud wrestling.
161. Walk up to someone eating. Lean over and stare at them intently until they notice. Continue to do so until they ask what you're doing. Reply, "I've been watching Ты eat for the last 30 seconds.. You're weird!" Leave the restaurant.
162. When walking, talk to yourself constantly.
163. Переместить people's bookmarks ahead three pages when they aren't looking.
164. Call the operator. When asked, "Can I help you?" reply, "No thanks, just browsing."
165. Go to a gumball machine insert coins until Ты have a matching pair of fake eyeballs. After attaining these, record the theme song of The Twilight Zone over and over again. Drive down the улица, уличный wearing the eyeballs and playing The Twilight Zone theme very loud. When Ты get pulled over, leap into the passenger's сиденье, место, сиденья and claim, "He was here a минута ago, officer!"
166. On a night other than Halloween, get a few Друзья together and dress like Jason from Friday the 13th. Have each of Ты stand a mile apart on a highway.
167. After visiting the local donut shop, sit on the floor cross-legged and insist in a childish voice that Ты haven't received enough Шоколад sprinkles.
168. Push a изюм into someone's cream-filled donut. (I don't get this one.)
169. Spread fertilizer on half your neighbor's lawn.
170. Add A535 (liquid heat) to that little hole down the center of someone's anti-perspirant.
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173. Add blank entries to lists, to make it look like it's longer.
174. Call every pager number Ты know and leave the number for your local McDonald's.
175. Wash and scrub the trees in your front lawn.
176. Throw newspapers back at paperboys.
177. Tell people their fly is down when they're wearing sweat pants.
178. Stand on a busy corner. Gasp, look and point up. See how many people look.
179. At Болталка times in a conversation, say "Hi," "Hello Sir, how are you?" или "Have a good day, thank you."
180. Put electrical tape over the headlights of someone's car.
181. Walk up to Болталка strangers insisting Ты are family.
182. Dress like a "High-class rich person" and wash windows at Болталка улица, уличный corners. Demand a dollar in a British accent.
183. When a cop pulls Ты over, when they step up to your car, drive вперед slowly and make them walk. Especially if it's raining.
184. In an office, lock all the doors behind you.
185. Face the back when standing in an elevator.
186. Grin so wide it hurts your cheeks at every salesperson in town.
187. When at an ATM, try to have a conversation with it, или pretend it украл, палантин your card. (This works best if there's a line.)
188. Unbend all the paperclips Ты can find, then replace every eraser Ты can find with a rubber band.
189. Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!")
190. Sharpen All your pencils to the same size EXACTLY.
191. Answer every Вопрос with another question. As soon as one of Ты says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!".
192. Pose as a client at a bank или other professional institution, and when Ты are seated in front of their desk, keep rearranging the items on вверх into different patterns and tell them Ты are "just reorganizing things."
193. Instead of Пение 99 bottles of пиво on the wall, sing 999,999,999 bottles of пиво on the wall!
194. Call every girl Ты know "dude".
195. Recite every song from the PlayStation games PaRappa the Rapper and Um Jammer Lammy.
196. Bring a portable CD player to a концерт and listen the CD because Ты insist that it is "Just better quality"
197. Press the "power" button on on someone's computer или keyboard when they're almost finished typing up a long essay, story etc. Apologize sincerely, claiming that Ты thought it was the focus adjustment.
198. Call 911 and breathe heavily.
199. Take a shower. Feel guilty. Give it back.
200. Mow your carpet. (Or preferably somebody else's)
201. Vacuum your lawn. (See note on 200)
202. Recite shakespearian Поэзия to everyone Ты meet.
203. Go to McDonalds and ask for a BK Whopper.
204. Order a пицца and ask them if they can "please put the crust on вверх this time" in an exasperated voice.
205. Every time someone asks Ты to do something или says something to Ты ask "Is that a threat?"
206. When in an elevator, in different voices, shout out Болталка floors, and then watch as Ты get there, no one gets off.
207. Also, when riding up an elevator with a stranger, start Пение a song that everyone knows, then expect them to start Пение too. If they do not start singing, insist, "Everyone knows that song. Are Ты stupid?"
208. While walking make car noises loudly (Such as changing gears).
209. Whenever somebody says something, ask what the simplest word they сказал(-а) means. When they explain, ask what the simplest word in their explanation means. Repeat this for the entire conversation.
210. Go up to a someone and say, "Are Ты annoyed by irrelevant questions?" And then walk away very quickly.
211. Finish each sentence with "Monkey See, Monkey Do".
212. Click your mechanical pencils или your pens during a test in school.
213. Pretend Ты are invisible.
214. Convince people Ты are deaf and talk in an incredibly phony sign language.
215. Spend all день at a fast Еда restaurant and see how long it takes before Ты have to pay for your "free" refills.
216. Continuously open your портфель или bag and say into it, "Have Ты got enough air in there?"
217. While going down in an elevator scream, "AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!! WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!" for no apparent reason.
218. Call everyone a communist.
219. Explain "the little green men" in detail to someone, and when they don't believe you, accuse them of being one in disguise.
220.. Call your neighbors collect.
221. Whenever someone finishes a sentence say, "And then what happened?"
222. Page yourself over an intercom, but don't disguise your voice.
223. Send people annoying chain forwards with outrageous consequences like "If Ты don't send this to 300 people in 4 секунды Ты will die instantly" and then insist that it is true and it happened to your uncle.
224. When walking push an invisible тележка, корзина and make loud squeaky noises.
225. Walk up to Болталка people and ask them, very seriously, "Do Ты know the оладья, кекс, маффин man?"
226. Clear your throat every three или four words while speaking.
227. Look at your hand in amazement and say, "Whoa, I never knew I had this!"
228. While driving if Ты see a "How am I driving" bumper sticker, call the number and inform the operator that the driver is doing a great job.
229. When driving with companions in the car, every few секунды slam on the brakes and insist that a белка ran in front of you.
230. When driving with companions in the car, every few секунды slam on the brakes and insist that a белка ran in front of you.
231. Whenever anybody says anything to you. Respond by saying, "I know."
232. Sending this Список to all of your Друзья through email.
233. Continue to ask someone, "Is this annoying? Is this annoying?" over and over and over.
234. Tap someone on the shoulder repeatedly.
235. Begin every sentence with, "By the Gods!"
236. When you're in an argument, no matter what it's about, keep yelling "I don't see your name on it!".
237. When in public, pretend Ты are selling something in an infomercial.
238. At a restaurant, repeatedly send your Еда back for changes and after awhile insist that, "This isn't what I ordered!"
239. Go to a shoe store and try on every shoe, then say that Ты aren't interested in buying shoes and leave.
240. Put powdered sugar in your hair, sit down Далее to a stranger, and scratch your head a lot.
241. Turn on the Talk Radio Stations in your car, roll down your windows, and headbang.
242. Walk around with a plastic sword and shield and tell strangers "I must avenge the death of my father."
243. Scotch tape your door as an Anti-theft Device.
244. Super Glue quarters to floors.
245. Put the wrong дата and год on the papers Ты hand in to your teachers.
246. Call Болталка numbers and say "Hi, this is Julie from Basken Robins. If Ты can name 31 flavors in 31 секунды Ты get a free scoop."
247. WRIGHT N AL CAPITOL LETERS AND MISSSSSPEL EVRYTHIND!!!
248. Get two cell phones and talk to yourself on them in front of other people.
249. Make a loud and abrupt noise when nobody is looking, then face the other direction when everybody looks your way, pretending the sound came from behind you. (Thanks Alex)
250. Llend a book to someone, but staple the middle together.
251. Llend someone a book, but rip out the climax.
252. When making a Список use the same number twice.
253. Spel easy wordds rong.
253. Pronunce people's names wrong everytime Ты meet them.
254. Laugh at everything they say.
255. Never laugh at what they say.
256. When talking to someone, tilt your head to the side.
257. Snicker at what someone сказал(-а) and say "I got the movie reference".
2. If Ты have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.
3. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."
4.Name your dog "Dog."
5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."
6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what Ты think."
7. Claim that Ты must always wear a bicycle шлем as part of your "astronaut training."
8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol.
9. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
10. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying еще any moment.
11. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that Ты "like it that way."
12. Tell 1-800 operators they sound gay and ask for a date.
13. Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
14. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
15. Order a side of pork rinds with your fillet mignon.
16. Change channels five минуты before the end of every show.
17. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climatic parts of rental movies.
18. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.
19. Buy a large quantity of оранжевый traffic cones and reroute whole streets.
20. Repeat everything someone says as a question.
21. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in Болталка spots on all of someone's road maps.
22. Inform everyone Ты meet of your personal Kennedy assassination, UFO, and OJ Simpson conspiracy theories.
23. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do Ты hear that?", "What?", "Never mind, it's gone now."
24. Light road flares on a birthday cake.
25. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.
26. At the Laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.
27. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling as they read.
28. Ask people what gender they are.
29. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray.
30. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet.
31. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.
32. Leave your Рождество lights up and lit until September.
33. Change your name to "John Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."
34. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.
35. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.
36. Wear a lot of cologne.
37. Listen to 33RPM records at 45RPM speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."
38. Sing along at the opera.
39. Mow your lawn with scissors.
40. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhwing-batterr!& quo t;
41. Ask the waitress for an extra сиденье, место, сиденья for your "imaginary friend."
42. Go to a Поэзия recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.
43. Ask your co-workers mysterious Вопросы and then scribble their Ответы in a notebook. Mutter something about "psychological profiles."
44. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
45. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.
46. Make appointments for the 31st of September.
47. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.
48. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 99 copies.
49. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."
50. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.
51. Practice making fax and modem noises.
52. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc." them to your boss.
53. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with prophecy."
54. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.
55. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink картридж, патрон across the room.
56. Holler Болталка numbers while someone is counting.
57. Staple papers in the middle of the page.
58. Publicly investigate just how slowly Ты can make a "croaking" noise.
59. Honk and wave to strangers.
60. TYPE ONLY IN UPPERCASE.
61. type only in lowercase.
62. dont use any punctuation either
63. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.
64. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "No, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.
65. Sing the theme to the Бэтмен Телевидение Показать as loudly as Ты can, over and over and over..
66. Tell people their accent isn't fooling anyone.
67. Drum on every available surface.
68. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
69. Set alarms for Болталка times.
70. Learn Morse code and have conversations with Друзья in public consisting of "Beeeep bip bip beeeep bip.."
71. Buy large quantities of mint dental floss just to lick the flavor off.
72. Leave your Nine Inch Nails tape in Great Uncle Ed's stereo, with the volume properly adjusted.
73. Dress only in clothes colored Hunter's Orange.
74. Wear your pants backwards.
75. Begin all your sentences with "Ohh la la!"
76. Rouse your roommates from slumber each morning with Lou Reed's "Metal Machine Music."
77. Leave someone's printer in compressed-italic-landscape mode.
78. Pay for your ужин with pennies.
79. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.
80. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
81. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.
82. Demand that everyone address Ты as "Conquistador."
83. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.
84. When Рождество caroling, sing "Jingle bells, Бэтмен smells" until physically restrained.
85. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."
86. Finish the 99 bottles of пиво song.
87. Sing the "This is the song that never ends" song from Lampchop's Play-Along.
88. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
89. Pretend your мышь is a CB radio, and talk into it.
90. Drive half a block.
91. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
92. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a southern drawl.
93. "Forget" the перфоратор, удар, пунш line to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."
94. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that Ты don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes."
95. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers' brains, such as "Feliz Navidad," the Archies' "Sugar," или the Mr. Rogers theme song.
96. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.
97. Ask to "interface" with someone.
98. Incessantly recite annoying phrases, such as "sticky калитка isn't cricket."
99. Stare at static on the TV and claim Ты can see a "magic picture."
100. Scuff your feet on a dry, shaggy carpet and seek out victims.
101. Never make eye contact.
102. Never break eye contact.
103. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, pronouncing the results.
104. Give a play-by-play account of a person's every action in a nasal Howard Cossell voice.
105. Occasionally bark in a high-pitched voice.
106. Say "okay, you're gay" to anything someone says.
107. As people talk, smell their shoulders.
108. When in a conversation, look out the window, then say "Wait, start over. I wasn't paying attention."
109. Say to people, "Did Ты wear deodorant today?"
110. Place your shoes on the table.
111. When talking to someone, look at a spot about two inches to their right.
112. When standing near a "high-class person," ask them, "Excuse me, but do I have a booger hanging on my nose? I thought I picked it off."
113. Switch your neighbor's lawn furniture with someone else's.
114. Call into work and tell them Ты have something better to do today.
115. Buy goldfish and ask the clerk if they come with chips.
116. Sample every flavor of ice cream and tell the clerk what Ты don't like about each one.
117. Pick your ear wax and ask if Ты could use their sleeve to wipe it off.
118. Insist completely ridiculous things are true - like куст, буш is still President.
119. Speak in a strong Welsh accent.
120. Wear odd shoes.
121. Learn "Ice Ice Baby" by сердце and recite it endlessly.
122. Disagree strongly with everything anybody says.
123. Throw stones at people walking past your house.
124. Keep changing the TV channel every two seconds.
125. Insist that Celine Dion is better than the Beatles.
126. Whenever anyone says something, laugh loudly as if they have just told and extremely funny joke.
127. Phone McDonald's and try to make a reservation for that evening.
128. Spend an entire weekend pretending Ты are R2-D2.
129. Phone Болталка numbers and tell them Ты are holding their daughter hostage.
130. Recite the first 4,000 decimal places of Pi. Then ask if people want to hear it in binary, too.
131. Pretend Ты have gone completely deaf.
132. .sdrawkcab etirW
133. Walk into people's houses, go straight to the fridge without saying hello, and help yourself to their food.
134. Speak so quietly that people always have to get Ты to repeat it.
135. Loudly recite people's most embarrassing secrets in restaurants.
136. Play the electric гитара very loudly and badly, then when the neighbors ask Ты to turn it down, play even louder. When they come round to complain again, say, "Oh, I'm sorry. I thought Ты asked me to turn it up!
137. Try to fit the word "cornucopia" into every sentence Ты say.
138. Drive on the wrong side of the road.
139. Secretly learn to play the piano, then go to a friend's house who has a piano. Claim you've never played before then play Jesu Joy of Man's Desiring perfectly the first time. Then say, "I guess I must kinda be a natural."
140. Go canoeing and sing the Hawaii Five-0 theme.
141. Claim that until recently, Ты thought Michael Jackson was a woman.
142. Wear your кепка, колпачок backwards and say "Yo, wazzup?" a lot.
143. Go to a Metallica концерт wearing a Michael Bolton T-Shirt.
144. Tell everyone Ты are Bill Clinton's cousin.
145. Take фото of people walking down the улица, уличный and then run away.
146. Dedicate your life to politics, become president of the United States, then raise all taxes to 90%.
147. Down a can of Кока-кола in one drink and then burp loudly.
148. Insist that it was Bobby who shot J.R.
149. Bark like a dog whenever anyone says the word "the."
150. Wire up people's cars so the horn comes on as soon as their car is started.
151. Ride a unicycle to work.
152. E-mail Microsoft to tell them about bugs in Windows XP that aren't actually there.
153. Stare at people for about five minutes, making sure they know you're staring at them. Then, slowly sneak up to them while humming the Mission: Impossible theme. Sniff their head, then run away. Repeat.
154. Continuously mumble during a conversation.
155. Take off the eraser to every pencil in your house, или better yet, someone else's house.
156. When in a chat room, spell everything incorrectly.
157. Insist on "Weird Al" sing-a-longs.
158. On a hot summer day, ride up and down the road and drench pedestrians with squirt guns.
159. When walking down a main road, act like a drunk.
160. Wear nothing but white and go mud wrestling.
161. Walk up to someone eating. Lean over and stare at them intently until they notice. Continue to do so until they ask what you're doing. Reply, "I've been watching Ты eat for the last 30 seconds.. You're weird!" Leave the restaurant.
162. When walking, talk to yourself constantly.
163. Переместить people's bookmarks ahead three pages when they aren't looking.
164. Call the operator. When asked, "Can I help you?" reply, "No thanks, just browsing."
165. Go to a gumball machine insert coins until Ты have a matching pair of fake eyeballs. After attaining these, record the theme song of The Twilight Zone over and over again. Drive down the улица, уличный wearing the eyeballs and playing The Twilight Zone theme very loud. When Ты get pulled over, leap into the passenger's сиденье, место, сиденья and claim, "He was here a минута ago, officer!"
166. On a night other than Halloween, get a few Друзья together and dress like Jason from Friday the 13th. Have each of Ты stand a mile apart on a highway.
167. After visiting the local donut shop, sit on the floor cross-legged and insist in a childish voice that Ты haven't received enough Шоколад sprinkles.
168. Push a изюм into someone's cream-filled donut. (I don't get this one.)
169. Spread fertilizer on half your neighbor's lawn.
170. Add A535 (liquid heat) to that little hole down the center of someone's anti-perspirant.
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173. Add blank entries to lists, to make it look like it's longer.
174. Call every pager number Ты know and leave the number for your local McDonald's.
175. Wash and scrub the trees in your front lawn.
176. Throw newspapers back at paperboys.
177. Tell people their fly is down when they're wearing sweat pants.
178. Stand on a busy corner. Gasp, look and point up. See how many people look.
179. At Болталка times in a conversation, say "Hi," "Hello Sir, how are you?" или "Have a good day, thank you."
180. Put electrical tape over the headlights of someone's car.
181. Walk up to Болталка strangers insisting Ты are family.
182. Dress like a "High-class rich person" and wash windows at Болталка улица, уличный corners. Demand a dollar in a British accent.
183. When a cop pulls Ты over, when they step up to your car, drive вперед slowly and make them walk. Especially if it's raining.
184. In an office, lock all the doors behind you.
185. Face the back when standing in an elevator.
186. Grin so wide it hurts your cheeks at every salesperson in town.
187. When at an ATM, try to have a conversation with it, или pretend it украл, палантин your card. (This works best if there's a line.)
188. Unbend all the paperclips Ты can find, then replace every eraser Ты can find with a rubber band.
189. Ask people to prove everything they say. (e.g. "I'm Bob, nice to meet you..." "PROVE IT!")
190. Sharpen All your pencils to the same size EXACTLY.
191. Answer every Вопрос with another question. As soon as one of Ты says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!".
192. Pose as a client at a bank или other professional institution, and when Ты are seated in front of their desk, keep rearranging the items on вверх into different patterns and tell them Ты are "just reorganizing things."
193. Instead of Пение 99 bottles of пиво on the wall, sing 999,999,999 bottles of пиво on the wall!
194. Call every girl Ты know "dude".
195. Recite every song from the PlayStation games PaRappa the Rapper and Um Jammer Lammy.
196. Bring a portable CD player to a концерт and listen the CD because Ты insist that it is "Just better quality"
197. Press the "power" button on on someone's computer или keyboard when they're almost finished typing up a long essay, story etc. Apologize sincerely, claiming that Ты thought it was the focus adjustment.
198. Call 911 and breathe heavily.
199. Take a shower. Feel guilty. Give it back.
200. Mow your carpet. (Or preferably somebody else's)
201. Vacuum your lawn. (See note on 200)
202. Recite shakespearian Поэзия to everyone Ты meet.
203. Go to McDonalds and ask for a BK Whopper.
204. Order a пицца and ask them if they can "please put the crust on вверх this time" in an exasperated voice.
205. Every time someone asks Ты to do something или says something to Ты ask "Is that a threat?"
206. When in an elevator, in different voices, shout out Болталка floors, and then watch as Ты get there, no one gets off.
207. Also, when riding up an elevator with a stranger, start Пение a song that everyone knows, then expect them to start Пение too. If they do not start singing, insist, "Everyone knows that song. Are Ты stupid?"
208. While walking make car noises loudly (Such as changing gears).
209. Whenever somebody says something, ask what the simplest word they сказал(-а) means. When they explain, ask what the simplest word in their explanation means. Repeat this for the entire conversation.
210. Go up to a someone and say, "Are Ты annoyed by irrelevant questions?" And then walk away very quickly.
211. Finish each sentence with "Monkey See, Monkey Do".
212. Click your mechanical pencils или your pens during a test in school.
213. Pretend Ты are invisible.
214. Convince people Ты are deaf and talk in an incredibly phony sign language.
215. Spend all день at a fast Еда restaurant and see how long it takes before Ты have to pay for your "free" refills.
216. Continuously open your портфель или bag and say into it, "Have Ты got enough air in there?"
217. While going down in an elevator scream, "AAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!!!! WE'RE GONNA DIE!!!" for no apparent reason.
218. Call everyone a communist.
219. Explain "the little green men" in detail to someone, and when they don't believe you, accuse them of being one in disguise.
220.. Call your neighbors collect.
221. Whenever someone finishes a sentence say, "And then what happened?"
222. Page yourself over an intercom, but don't disguise your voice.
223. Send people annoying chain forwards with outrageous consequences like "If Ты don't send this to 300 people in 4 секунды Ты will die instantly" and then insist that it is true and it happened to your uncle.
224. When walking push an invisible тележка, корзина and make loud squeaky noises.
225. Walk up to Болталка people and ask them, very seriously, "Do Ты know the оладья, кекс, маффин man?"
226. Clear your throat every three или four words while speaking.
227. Look at your hand in amazement and say, "Whoa, I never knew I had this!"
228. While driving if Ты see a "How am I driving" bumper sticker, call the number and inform the operator that the driver is doing a great job.
229. When driving with companions in the car, every few секунды slam on the brakes and insist that a белка ran in front of you.
230. When driving with companions in the car, every few секунды slam on the brakes and insist that a белка ran in front of you.
231. Whenever anybody says anything to you. Respond by saying, "I know."
232. Sending this Список to all of your Друзья through email.
233. Continue to ask someone, "Is this annoying? Is this annoying?" over and over and over.
234. Tap someone on the shoulder repeatedly.
235. Begin every sentence with, "By the Gods!"
236. When you're in an argument, no matter what it's about, keep yelling "I don't see your name on it!".
237. When in public, pretend Ты are selling something in an infomercial.
238. At a restaurant, repeatedly send your Еда back for changes and after awhile insist that, "This isn't what I ordered!"
239. Go to a shoe store and try on every shoe, then say that Ты aren't interested in buying shoes and leave.
240. Put powdered sugar in your hair, sit down Далее to a stranger, and scratch your head a lot.
241. Turn on the Talk Radio Stations in your car, roll down your windows, and headbang.
242. Walk around with a plastic sword and shield and tell strangers "I must avenge the death of my father."
243. Scotch tape your door as an Anti-theft Device.
244. Super Glue quarters to floors.
245. Put the wrong дата and год on the papers Ты hand in to your teachers.
246. Call Болталка numbers and say "Hi, this is Julie from Basken Robins. If Ты can name 31 flavors in 31 секунды Ты get a free scoop."
247. WRIGHT N AL CAPITOL LETERS AND MISSSSSPEL EVRYTHIND!!!
248. Get two cell phones and talk to yourself on them in front of other people.
249. Make a loud and abrupt noise when nobody is looking, then face the other direction when everybody looks your way, pretending the sound came from behind you. (Thanks Alex)
250. Llend a book to someone, but staple the middle together.
251. Llend someone a book, but rip out the climax.
252. When making a Список use the same number twice.
253. Spel easy wordds rong.
253. Pronunce people's names wrong everytime Ты meet them.
254. Laugh at everything they say.
255. Never laugh at what they say.
256. When talking to someone, tilt your head to the side.
257. Snicker at what someone сказал(-а) and say "I got the movie reference".
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