1.Complane of sever stumic cramps until Ты are seen to by a dotor или nurse then when they approach Ты say "wow doc i feel way better thank Ты " then for added crazyness walk out backwards

2. Run around screaming that Ты dont whant to see the dentist

3. One word for Ты flatulance

4. Ask repetedly if they are gonna operate on Ты

5. Pretend to be a doctor

6. Whenever a nurse passes make a swit swoo noise или say "helooo nurse "

7. Run around the hallways wearing an alien mask

8. When the doctor comes kick him in the shin then say " HOW DO Ты LIKE IT HAHAHA "

9. Run in wearing a leotared your face covered in lipstick and scream tell them your looking for doctor\nurse how did this to Ты

10. Wear sunglasses and tell the lady at the front ofice that Ты may have gone blind then take off your sunglasses. look amazed and leave imediatly touching every thing that Ты pass

11. Scream at every body who passes

12. Crawl in on Ты hands and nees sniffing everything pretending to be a dog

13. Play with the electric beds

14. Tell the lady at the front office "This is the worst hotel ive ever been to gosh and Ты call yourselfs H.M.R Hospital"

15. Break out in a tap dance every 5mins

16. Ask the lady at the front стол письменный, стол to order your fave magazine because they havent got it on the таблица in the waiting room.

17. Throw your shoes at the doctor when he enters the room

18. When Ты enter the doctors office claim that Ты saw a room just like this in an alien movie

19. Moooo very loudly (repeat if needed)

20. Kick up a fuss because the doctor is not The doctor from casualty

Please note that some of these may get Ты arrested