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posted by cute20k
1. Dial a Болталка number and confuse the person who Ответы by saying things like;
"Why did Ты call me?", "How's Billy Bob?", "Thank's for last night! (make kissy noises in phone", "I'm sorry to hear about your loss (hang up immediately)", "What happened to your mother is horrible! I'm so sorry she had to leave us on that note!", etc.

2. Look up Болталка statements in foreign languages and recite the statements to those who speak the language.

3. Post a Болталка Статья like this.

4. At walmart или somewhere similar, go up to an obese woman, или a man for extra affect, and wish them good luck with their upcoming child while staring at their stomach in a serious tone.

5. Go sit in your front yard and wave to the people walking bye. Greet them with something like, "Hey Sally, how's the kids?"

6. Text everyone Ты know something like, "Happy international talk-like-a-viking-day!"

7. Write a comic book including yourself staring as a superhero along with your Друзья as your sidekick или other superheros and make your arch nemisis some one Ты deeply despise.

8. Flirt with perverts on the web. (Best times are around 9-11 am in my time, in the south eastern area of the united states, sorry I don't know time zones!)

9. (girls, или cross-dressers....) Blind fold your Друзья and yourself and give each other blind makeovers. (results may vary)

10. (girls или пересекать, крест dressers..) First you'll need a half full/half empty или completely empty perfume или body mist bottle. Add smelly things and strange liquids while trying to maintain a believeable color and offer the original fragrance to either a friend as a joke или to an enemy.
1. Change the lyrics to a Популярное song to hilarious Болталка lyrics.

12. Find a poster of a celeb. Ты hate или a picture of an enemy and use markers/cheap makeup to paint them into your point of view towards them.

13. Drive a riding lawnmower down the улица, уличный casually.

14. Carry a диван, мягкий уголок down the улица, уличный and see how long it takes until someone calls the police.

15. Try some of the Конфеты in the medicine cabinet.

16. Tell everyone how much Ты Любовь them, including strangers.

17. (aimed at guys) Undress and meet me in the back with the jack at the juke box ;) (jk)

18. Take your pants off and run around your neighborhood screaming "MY PANTS ARE ON FIRE!"

19. Chat with strangers on the internet! That seems to be what most of us do.

20. Try a stage slide in shorts.

21. Complain to Болталка strangers about a bruise on your buttox.

22. Give your mother a сердце attack and tell her your pregnant. (especially affective for guys but aimed at girls)

23. Shake up a soda can (while the hobos not looking) and politely offer the cold drink to a hobo seemingly obliviously.

24. Try to make your own soda. (ex. For оранжевый soda add оранжевый Еда coloring или оранжевый сок to sprite) Now offer your creation to someone.
25. (girls... или cross-dressers) Hang upside down from a дерево and give your friend a makeover.

26.Go streaking through town.

27. Go skinny dipping.

28. Write cuss words on the side walk with chalk in a neighborhood with small children.

29. Try playing baseball with tomatoes.

30. Go around town getting Болталка people to sign your t-shirt.

31. Have a free hug day.

32. Have a cake/pie fight.

33. Ask for band name suggestions at a gay bar.(I've done this before. Hilarious outcomes.) *

34. Play midnight subway тележка, корзина game (run from subway тележка, корзина to subway тележка, корзина before the doors close.)

35. Throw a themed party (ex. football bros and cheerleading hoes)

36. Water gun drive by.

37. Have a picnic on a roof!
38. Flour Bombing- it's really cheap and easy...
Buy a load of cheap tissues and flour.
Open a tissue up and put about a handful of flour inside.
Then screw the вверх of the tissue up so that it is sealed, but not too tight.
Make as many of these as Ты like and трещина, сплит them out evenly between your friends.
Find a large field или garden, put on some old clothes and go crazy throwing them at eachother (it's even better at night!)
Same rules apply as in paintballing!

39. Racing in shopping carts is major fun.

40. Push your friend in a baby stroller (let go) down the steepest холм, хилл in your neighborhood (A 1st aid kit might come in handy.)

41.Take ketchup packets from McDonalds and leave them under car tires in a parking lot.

45. Do the same with eggs and rotten tomatoes.

46. Sit your younger brother/sister/cousin/something (If Ты don't have these subsitutions may include a close friend who's good at being annoying) on a стул in Ты front yard and try to auction them off.

47. Leave a hamburger on вверх of someone's car and wait in a car nearby and watch their reaction..

48. Tell some little kids your having an Easter Egg Hunt или something ( But don't hide anything!!) And watch as they look and look.

49.Jump Trucking (jump on the back of a truck/van and see where it takes you)
50. WalMart или Super Store Frogging(basically means Ты plan to sneak a sleepover, they stay open for 24 hours so hide and wait til everyones gone)

51. T-P someone's house

52. Cow tipping!!

53. Wait until its dark and when a neighbor или family comes home. Hide in the bushes and as they walk by, spray them with something like silly string или washable spray paint.

54. Go Еда Sampling (like trick или treating, instead of door to door Ты go store to store and collect Болталка Еда samples--the mall Еда court is a good place to start. At the end of the day, dump all your collectibles on a plate and have lunch/dinner together)

55. Mute Dialogue a Movie или a TV Показать (bring down the sound или mute it and make up what they're saying lol)

56. Night time Glow PaintBall shooting/Water Balloon Fighting (fill Оружие with glow in the dark paint или fill water balloons and make a game of it at night...Remember the еще Ты get hit the easier it is to find Ты and target Ты again. Play til Ты run out)

57. Ride Railing of an escalator (run up a down escalator, run down an up escalator...Warning: the inexperienced WILL get hurt---or thrown out lol)

58. Далее time Ты go eat fast Еда go thru the drive thru without a car and demand service!

59. Fast Еда Hopping. Grab Mcdonalds fries, Burger King Whoppers, Wendy's Frosty, Arby's моцарелла, сыр моцарелла Sticks, KFC nuggets, Subway drink (or switch it around, then sit down outside a fancy restaurant and have a nice but cheap meal and do some people watching especially as they come out of the restaurant with empty wallets)
60. Do some karaoke with Друзья или better yet go caroling hot hits door to door (if they complain say you're observing a religious holiday, it's even funnier to say after Ты finished Пение Baby Got Back. Make sure to ask for any requests and try to beatbox even if you're terrible at it)

61. When the phone rings and its a sells call, say you're not buying but then try to sell them the competitors product.

62. Call a пицца place. Tell them you're new and town and your neighbors asked Ты to order пицца for a party but since you're new round here you're not really sure what this пицца thing is and ask them to explain it to you. When they say "Bread with meat and cheese on it." Ask them something like "What kind of bread? Like a sandwich? With meat? Well, what kind of meat? Couldn't I just put some turkey & cheese on a sandwich?" For best outcomes, call a place where it is against the rules for an employee to hang up on a customer who calls. (In my town there's a place called "Hungry Howie's where these rules apply. My brother's friend is expert at this kind of stuff and did this --He made the call last almost an hour!

62. Eat something that is bad for you, then bathe in pepto-bismal.

63. Tie yourself to the back of a car then jump off while its moving and have someone videotape Ты getting extremely bad road-rash at the speeds of 50 to 70mph...

64. Run around town and lick every shops window .

65. Bring a wireless microphone into town and sing beside someone playing a гитара etc.

66. Sit on your roof and throw water baloons at pedestrians.

67. Follow Болталка people around and pretend Ты know them by trying to make conversation.

68. Run around in your underwear with a wand and a harry potter outfit and yell spells at people.
69. Go to Wal-Mart and when the announcer comes on Say this Its those voices again!!! Scream that in an isle!!

70. Go into a Болталка store with a lot of people and screamI WON THE LOTTERY!!!

71.When Ты are in class lightly bob your head to a light tune and then think of a really heavy metal tune and just whip out the air гитара and everything! Thrash your head around too!!!

72. Get whipped cream in a bottle and spray randoms!!

73. Have a hugging contest!

74. Try on old people clothes clothes at the mall and Загрузить them onto your fanpop/myspace/facebook или another account!

75. Knock and run on peoples houses(teaches, mates, old people)

76. Put арахис масло, сливочное масло on the handle of Болталка cars

77. follow a Болталка car Главная to mess with them

78. fast Еда football (have someone run through and grab your bag of Еда as the people are handing it to you;; Ты get another bag of Еда free)

79. dress up as the oppostie sex and go into public.

80. hide behind things at the mall and throw eggs/water balloons at people walking by

81. Get a whole basket of food, wait till its all checked out, and say Ты forgot your wallet

82. drive through the mcdonalds drive-thru backwards

83. Get kicked out of wal-mart84. Rent golfcarts and race your Друзья on them

85. Honk going through a neighborhood early in the morning или late at night and wake people up.

86. Показать up at the wrong house, pretend its your Друзья house (that you've never been to) and just go right in and pretend everythings normal.

87. Rearrange your entire house before your parents come Главная

88.get a bald cap, go to school and pretend like Ты shaved your head.

89. Walk in public with your pants off casually

90. Climb a дерево and drop eggs on cars.

91. Mess with the scale at a doctor's office so everyone thinks they're really fat.

93. Video yourself doing a silly dance to a song then watch it after and laugh.

94. Text every contact saying your pregnant/getting married/diagnosed with autism/etc.

95. Black mail your teacher.

96.Pile up all your stuffed toys in the middle of a room then jump in them.

97. Open your window and yell out of it, "You'll never take me alive coppers!"

98. Type in 'Things to do when you're bored' on youtube.
99. On the computer, make a fake advertisement for a Gardener and put it out in the porch. Later, find out if your parents think it is real!

100. Put a sign up outside your house saying 'Brother/siter for sale'

101. Draw a banana.

102. Slap yourself until Ты get hurt.

103. Pretend to look around your room as if it has just turned into Narnia.

104. try to balance as many spoons on your face as Ты can.

105. Pretend Ты are running away from yourself.

106. Try to break a CD (one that Ты don't use anymore).

107. Make a mixture of all the liquids in your bathroom then put it in a bottle and name it (your name)'s secret bath lotion.

108. Post a video onto Youtube of Ты doing the most Болталка things ever.

109. Walk around your room without walking on the floor.

110. Make a sale of the most Болталка things ever outside your house.

111. Список all the swear words Ты know and mail the note to a Болталка adress.

112. Make up a video called,''What to do when you're bored
113.You grab a stuff animal(has to be small) and Ты run up and the side walk yelling pussy come back. Ты get some crazy looks and its really funny.

114. Go do something that would make the world a little bit better- Protest for chickens who like to пересекать, крест the road's questioned authorities.

115. Sit on your roof with your friends, and if someone gives Ты a weird look from the street, yell "We are waiting to board the mothership!"
116. Play Sweet & кислый with some friends. Stand on a улица, уличный corner and wave at every car that passes. If they wave back или smile, yell "Sweet." If they ignore Ты или give Ты a dirty look, yell "SOUR!" and chase them as long as Ты would like.

117. Go to Wal-Mart and just sit in the middle of an isle with your friends. See how long it takes for someone to make Ты move.

118. Go to a store like target and play phone tag (if Ты have a picture cell phone) --- like walk through the store and the game is to try to get pics of your Друзья w/o them seeing Ты and w/o them taking pictures of you!

119. Go teepeeing go through a drive thru and order Болталка **** and mess with the pe

120. Stay a couple nights in a hotle with about 20 people in the same room (got kicked out.

121. Go to a store and pretend your blind.

123. Dress up like Santa & go to walmart & wish people a merry Christmas! (no matter if it's Рождество или not!)

124. Run really fast and slide on a carpet then count how many rug burns Ты get
125. Find a number Ты like (preferably 47) and become obsessed with it.
Don’t worry; I’ve listed some interesting examples of ‘obsessive behaviour’ to start Ты off:
Buy all the t-shirts and items of clothing Ты can with that number on it, or, if that fails, go to a t-shirt printers and get some made. If Ты prefer, there is always the option of buying an age badge of your number from any good card/gift shop. If they have sold out of your number, make your badge out of paper plates and коктейль sticks.
Every time Ты spot your number (whether on your own или in public) point to it and scream “Oooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!” as loud as Ты can.
When Ты go out nightclubbing, steal a girl friend’s eyeliner pencil and draw that number on your forehead. (Don’t use your own pencil, if Ты have one – such extensive use will shorten the life of Ты eye-liner for sure.) People may stare at Ты – don’t be alarmed if this happens. They are simply amazed by how cool Ты look.
Get the DJs of any pubs Ты visit (don’t bother with club DJs – they won’t take Ты seriously) to announce your preferred number over the PA system as often as Ты can. Don’t be disheartened if continuous harassment of the DJ gets Ты thrown out of your local – remember the power of your number, and have faith that the pub landlord will come round eventually.
Make an occasion of Halloween. Get a pumpkin, carve out the shape of your sacred number, and take it with Ты when Ты go out. Remember, Ты can’t throw away the carved out тыква number! Best keep it in your freezer for all eternity so it’s always there to protect Ты from evil.
Sometimes a nonsensical word, for instance ‘Toyspens’, can be used in conjunction with your chosen number for added effect. However, be very careful when deciding on your word или Ты may end up accidentally summoning the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse again.
If someone asks Ты “Why??” laugh hysterically and then ignore them for a few days. They’ll soon realise their mistake.

126. Get a group of Друзья and climb into the window in a store and pretend to be manicans by standing as still as possible and posing. See how many people Ты can fool.

127. Hang out on someone's roof and talk.

128. CLIFF JUMPING! Ты ALWAYS WALK AWAY WITH A CUT или SOMETHING! ITS A GREAT TIME BRING A VIDEO CAMERA129. Throw on some Mexican wrestling masks and sit in the trees drinking scotch...and scare the hell out of early morning joggers.

130. well, Ты know those people who get their deer heads mounted? Anyway, take it & ride around in the car with it. Occasionally stick it's head out the window sometimes.

131. Go around during an election season collecting the signs for one candidate and making note of what house we took it from, then go and switch those signs with people who were promoting the other candidate.

132. Try slamming a revolving door.
Hi! :)
Here are the вверх ten to impress the guy Ты like, just out of my personal oppinion, only try what Ты want to try, my sources are personal expirence as a woman:
10. Respect the men, example: no its not just a game, its football/soccer and its еще important than breathing to most guys. ;)
9. ....but don't be too suck up-like.
one of my Друзья heard her crush loved chickens according to the guy, so she was thrilled when she got invited to his "Amazing" party, I was really happy for her and asked her wheather she'll like to borrow a fiver to buy acessorie for the party, but she сказал(-а) thanks...
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posted by Milorox18
Well here are a few reasons that girls like guys

1. The way they always wear their Избранное cologne (which happens to be the one that Ты bought them for their birthday)

2. The way they run their hands through your hair

3. The way that they look at Ты and Ты want to die right then and there

4. The way that they casually put their arms around you

5. The way that they Kiss away your tears

6. ...and the way that they then get mad at how they can't make your problem go away

7. The way they Показать off around their friends, even though Ты both know that Ты would Любовь them even...
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1. Prank call your best friend.

2. Run around the neighborhood screaming, "I Любовь GAY PEOPLE!"

3. Ask your parents when they first had sex.

3. Pour mayo, ketchup, vinegar, and sugar and into a cup and drink the contents.

4. Sing the first song that comes to your head in your loudest voice.

5. Scream and say, "My water bottle broke!" (I did this and many people heard it as "my water broke lol)

6. Ask your crush out then dump him/her 5 mins later.

7. Whenever someone tries to explain something to Ты say, "Why don't Ты speak еще clearly?"

8. Run around the house in your underwear. (Recommended...
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I'm a girl pervert!I say guys are crazy cuz they think I touch their butts!I blame it on their hormones even though I touched their butts alot!

1.Be a real pervert

2.You don't have to look like one but just act like one

3.Always when you're walking behind a guy always look at their butt!And say"say veiw" then touch it nice and gently! :)

4.They look back and ask Ты say'what?no way especially not your flat ass!!!!"when they turn around find another butt to look at!

5.Look at their muscles when they're wearing рубашка sleeve shirts and they're doing heavy lifting

6.Take pictures as well

7.Always comment...
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posted by fencingrocks
No, I'm not racist I just found it on youtube.

If Ты want to check it out link

59. Goldstein
58. Burgenblatt
57. Burgenstein
56. Birumbaum
55. Farbstein
54. Grepslach
53. Steinbergavinski
52. Schnitzler
51. Pupikatvitz
50. Schnitzelmacher
49. Schpoilgekatz
48. Manashevitz
47. Platzenfinkle
46. Yankelovitz
44. Oyvayski
43. Shmoigerberg
42. Choppedleiberman
39. Gefiltashlep
38. B'Bergberg
37. Yidihevitz
36. Synagogavitz
35. Parkenfien
34. LOL they forgot this one... :D
33. Kinkenberg
32. Menachemchem
31. Rechtum
30. Along with this one
29. Docotrlawyerstein...
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posted by Lady10358
Found this on Google
1. If you're lucky enough and find someone with the shirt: FREE HUGS или If Ты find a рубашка store selling it, hug the shirt/person and if they/someone notices you, say "It says free hugs!"
2. go to the Еда court and go to a fast Еда place and take tons of straws and put as many possible in your mouth and stand on a таблица Пение elmo's world theme.
3. Go to one of those toddler toy/clothing stores and hold up a baby outfit/toy and yell as loud as Ты can "I Любовь THIS TOY! I'D PLAY WITH IT день AND NIGHT!"
4. Go to the bathroom and hide in a stall until Ты see an old lady/guy...
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posted by sakurahanazono
Alpha kenny body

1.)Write down on a piece of paper "Alpha kenny body" and get someone to read it. (it sounds like they're saying I'll fuck anybody xD)

I won a math debate

2.)Write down "I won a math debate" and once again get someone to read it. (It should sound like they're saying I want to masterbate xD)

Eye map ness

3.) Say: Eye
Spell: Map
Say: ness

Write this down on paper and Ты have to do as instructed on the left. (It sounds like they're saying I'm a penis xD)

Eye Emma rate hard

4.) write down "Eye emma rate hard" down on a piece of paper (it sounds like they're saying I'm a retard)

Eye M egg ay

5.) Say: Eye
Say: M
Say: egg
Say: ay

(It should sound like they're saying I am a gay xD)
1) Follow complete strangers around for 10 minutes, then speak into your воротник and say, "Harrold, we have a situation. Subject 367 is unresponsive. Code 163!"

2) When Ты get onto the elevator, laugh hysterically for 5 seconds, then glare at the other passengers as if they are crazy.

3)Run up the "down" escalators, shrieking hysterically, and when Ты reach the top, fall silent and glare at other shoppers as if they are crazy.

4) Approach a stranger in any Wal-Mart and hand them a шпатель and say, with authority, "The future of the Earth depends on it." Abruptly turn around and walk away....
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posted by greenday82
This is TOTALLY random...but here's the Список from the "Funny Words" group on Facebook. Feel free to add your own

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Source: Jennifer
A friend told me that in the last episode of Tom & Jerry, they both commit suicide. Not believing her I looked up the last episode of Tom & Jerry and the result shocked me.
tom & jerry
last episode
posted by simpleplan
There are many words i could use to describe how I feel about Ты right now. None of them are nice

To know me is to Любовь me, to hurt me is to dig your own grave.

I want a tazer =)

Has gone to play in traffic.

Is breathing oxygen

I don't have anger issues...You have acceptance issues.

You can email your complaints to gofuckyourself@idontgiveashit.com

Is wondering if people are two-faced, does that mean Ты get to slap them twice?

Has new boxing gloves and a nasty temper, fancy your chances???

I like it when people give me a reason to nurture my dark side

SMOKING SAVES LIVES ... It stops me strangling...
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Source: Net
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1. Walk up to them and ask them for their autographs.
2. Walk up to them, introduce yourself extremely upbeat and friendly-like and end the conversation by saying "It was nice to meet you. It's so cool to talk to people outside of the asylum." Then walk away.
3. While walking down the street, in a mall или any other such place, laugh out loud for no apparent reason. Be as creative with the way Ты laugh as Ты wish.
4. Run up to them, excitedly calling them Father, Mother, Aunt или Uncle. If Ты dare, hug them.
5. While passing a Болталка stranger, stop and exclaim to them, "You have no idea!" in a...
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This is a very nice video made by julesreverie on Youtube. It tells of 7 [Actual] very gruesome deaths at Disneyland. The last death.. Make sure Ты have your sound turned down =) или you're in for a fright.