User: I'll do it when I'm pregnant.
Cleverbot: Are Ты really typing now или is it all computerised.
User: Well come on man, you're a small guy. What size shoe do Ты wear? I wear a size 13. Ты look like a 9 или ... What, like an 8?
Cleverbot: And you're a guy! You've got tiny feet!
User: You're exactly right. I'm just sayin', you're right.
Cleverbot: Do Ты think all these Вопросы are coming from 1 person?
User: Ты keep doing that and I'm gonna drop this kid right here.
Cleverbot: I'm sorry, you're just not as smart as Ты used to be.
User: They say that this should be served at room temperature, but it's best cold: Revenge.
Cleverbot: Not quite alive?! Ты are a machine. Why can't Ты accept this?