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{WARNING, RANT AHEAD. PROCEED WITH CAUTION.}

I've seriously had enough. I'm seeing it еще and еще everyday, and it gets harder and harder to ignore.

*ahem*

Just because this is the Болталка Spot, that doesn't mean Ты have the right to post whatever crap Ты want.

There's a fine line between something being random, and something being spam. People are constantly crossing that line. Constantly. I don't know if they don't know they're doing it, или if they do it just to piss people off and start fights, but they're still doing it. Tons of users already abuse the Ответы section here, but at least some of the "questions" were something to discuss. But nowadays, the Ответы section is so clogged up with things like 'OMG DU U LIEK PIE!!', 'HAHA OMG', 'GIVE ME PROPS!!!!!!!!!11', and a bunch of other spammy shit, that it gives me a headache just glancing at it.

And to add fuel to the fire, if Ты tell these users that their "question" is pointless and spammy (rudely или not), their defense usually consists of one thing.

"ThIs iS ThA RaNdOm SpOt BIATcH ASssHolE!!!!!11 i CaN pOsT WhAt i WaNt!!!!!!!111"

*shudders*
Horrifying isn't it?

Seriously Kids. Respect fellow fanpoppers (and maybe the Ответы section while you're at it), или go back to your kindergarten classroom and eat some еще crayons. (Asking the teacher to help Ты with your spelling wouldn't hurt either.)
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Remember, there are no mistakes, only lessons. Любовь yourself, trust your choices, and everything is possible.
Cherie-Carter Scotts
Trust opens up new and unimagined possibilities.
Robert C. Solomon
Many people are blind to trust, not so much to its benefits as to its nature and the practices that make it possible.
Robert C. Solomon
All trust involves vulnerability and risk, and nothing would count as trust if there were no possibility of betrayal.
Robert C. Solomon
Trust is a skill, one that is an aspect of virtually all human practices, cultures, and relationships.
Robert C. Solomon
Trust is a...
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First off, this is not made to offend anyone! If your offended by this then I apoligize. Anyway these are the most horrible shows I have ever seen! If Ты have a reason for a Показать I put Комментарий and I might add it(ill give credit about it to Ты because its your idea :D) Anyway sorry for all this long Чтение right here but here we go:
(Cartoon Network)
-(from commercial)Secret Mountain Fort Awesome:
1.Characters are even uglier then the "Problem Solvers" characters who are pretty god damn ugly!
2.From the looks on the commercial, it seems like it has no good things that will happen или any interesting...
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50 Things To Do In An Elavator:
1) Bite your own arm and when someone looks at Ты say: "Well pardon me if I have a craving for human flesh!"
2)Laugh psychoticaly in the cornor.
3)Say in a demonic voice "I belive it is time for me to feed on the souls of children again."
4)Dress up as the Lipstick Face Demon from insidious and shout "WHO украл, палантин MY LIGHT SABER?!?!"
5) Fall on the ground in a fatal position and begin rolling clockwise on the floor, keeping your head in the same place, and scream like your being posessed.
6) Say to absolutly no one "What?! Ты want me to kill him/her" and point at someone...
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1.Buy a kids meal, and play with the toy Ты get on the middle of the floor.

2.Fill a носок with pennies, and then demand all of the Еда using the money in the sock.

3.Run through the waiting lines.

4.Buy a burger and give it to the waiter/waitress.

5.Go up to the counter, and before the waiter/waitress can say anything, say "Welcome to McDonalds. How can I take your order?"

6.Give a burnt french fry to a Болталка person across the room.

7.Buy something off the menu, like tacos или baked beans.

8.Go to McDonalds in your bathing suit.

9.Chew as loud as Ты can so everyone can hear.

10.Run inside and sing Mary Had A Little ягненок, баранина at the вверх of your lungs.

11.Eat another person's Еда when they aren't looking.

12.Have a loud conversation with your friend about Болталка things, maybe even a fight (no punches though!)!

13.Rap your meal at the counter.
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This blonde cop stops a blonde driver and asks for identification.

The blonde driver looks all around in her кошелек and can’t find her license. “I must have left it at home, officer.”

“Well, do Ты have any kind of identification on you?” asks the cop.

The blonde takes out a pocket mirror and says, “I do have this picture of me.”

“Let me see it,” says the cop. She holds up the mirror and looks in it. Then she says, “Sorry. If I had known Ты were a police officer, I wouldn’t have stopped you.”
Here are a series of Pointless questions.feel free to comment. :)
AND snappy PICKUP LINES!
Whats the worst thing Ты have done in the bathroom?
L-Jack off to u :)
M-Lookd at Ты and puked. :p

What turns Ты on?
L-..u
M-sadly.....lindsy lohan?

Worst thing to do In public?
L-hmm...
M- get a boner cuz of ya ;x

Who's your Daddy?
L-Gabe
M-Shud have been a smurf

hmmmmmm.....

Peanut масло, сливочное масло and..?
L- lube
M- Smores :)

Dont trust a..?
L-preggo chicks bf
M- HOE!

Worst thing a guy can do on a first date?
L-say "I rather do Edward Cullen"
M-pick his teeth and try to Kiss you?

I wana..?
L-Fuck Ты :)
M-TOUCH YOU

But..Y?...
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