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Chuck Norris can make onions cry.


Chuck Norris can Удалить the Recycling Bin.


Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.


Chuck Norris can strangle Ты with a cordless phone.


Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.


Chuck Norris once had a сердце attack; his сердце lost.


Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on; he turns the dark off.


The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.


Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.


When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters; not even a mirror is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.


Chuck Norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries. (silvaze9)
posted by Seanthehedgehog
I could not believe my eyes when I saw this picture, Показ Frank Sinatra playing as Dirty Harry instead of Clint Eastwood. It would be interesting to see what the movie would be like. Wouldn't it? Well thankfully, I found a clip. It was deleted from youtube, so I have to write it out for you.

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Bank Robber: *Laying on the ground, bleeding with a shotgun laying towards him*
Frank Sinatra: *Dancing towards his victim while holding his .44 винная бутыль, magnum, магнум as if it was a sword*
Bank Robber: *Tries to grab the shotgun*
Frank Sinatra: Ah ah.
Bank Robber: *Looks at Frank Sinatra*

Frank Sinatra: *Pointing...
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Tom Kenny: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards by an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Tom Kenny: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left...
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#5: BRIAN JEREMY:
He has a pretty childish way of agreeing on everything Billy says and does, and once imitated Johnny in a pretty immature way. He's willing to lie, Kiss ass, and stab people in the back if it means saving his own skin. And even if Ты spare him, he later tries to kill Ты anyway..


#4: JASON MICHAELS:
Yes Jason, keep fucking a Russian Mobster's daughter, and stealing man's expensive vodka. Clearly nothing bad is gonna come from that. Especially when your fully aware of how angry it's making him..


#3: ASHLEY BUTLER:
Her addiction means she'll sleep with anyone to get the Далее fix,...
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It all started back in November of 2013 - I finally received a new cellphone, a Nokia Lumina 520, and along with it, I finally got my own email account and password.
While it was nice having those, I didn't really use them, not even to make a Facebook account. However, in Рождество of that year, while watching some YouTube videos, it suddenly dawned on me: I could use the email and Пароль to create my own Google account and Комментарий on YouTube videos. I liked Чтение other people's Комментарии (When they were not rude.) and I wanted to do it, myself.
After creating my Google account, I immediately...
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черепаха сэндвич, бутерброд has returned! I mean, technically, I Опубликовано the last one 2 days ago, but since that's 5 days after I meant to have it done, the черепаха Sandwiches are returning to schedule. Hopefully forever. Anyways, it's TV Показать week, and since no TV Показать suggestions have been made thus far, I picked my own Избранное show, Arrow! Enjoy! :)
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Courage the Cowardly Dog was a Показать on Cartoon Network when it actually had mostly good shows (It aired from 1999-2002). It was cancelled after 4 seasons but it's shown on Cartoon Network sporadically.

One episode in particular that scared a lot of us was King Ramses'' Curse. But does anyone really know King Ramses' backstory? Not really. That's where I come in. About 3 weeks ago, a friend of mine named Ted sent me a link to a website. It was the Cartoon Network website but there was something off about it.

It was darker than I had last remembered it, and by that I mean dark colors. It had been...
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Hello. To start off i like going on the internet, my Избранное website is youtube. for some of Ты who don't know it's a famous video sharing website that let's Ты share videos, alot of people tend to Загрузить gaming Видео или Музыка или Видео of there cat.

I mostly watch a lot of the good Youtube channels like Seananners или Vanoss and much more, and i sometimes watch Болталка peoples channels. Like go to a video that has lots of views, click on some Болталка persons channel via the comments. Sometimes i find great channels with great videos, but when i clicked on one certain channel my life was forever...
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Hello. Please Listen to me, it's for you're own good. I feel compelled to warn Ты of the danger that was recently unleashed upon the internet. I don't have much time left as it is, I feel that he draws near.

I like to surf the net, as do most people. Sometimes the internet gets boring though, and i find myself having nothing to do than go on the anonymous webcamming site known as "Omegle". I'm sure most of Ты have heard of it, as it is notorious for having those perverts jerking their утиль, барахло, мусор on the webcam.

Well, I went into Omegle for the first time in forever, and well, I guess they have this...
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Haaaaaiii.
So today we're talking about the little girls Показать that everyone loves. Even fat guys that eat nachos! Can I be your friend, fat guy?
ANYWAYZ, the fat guys call themselves brownies. I don't know why, cuz brownies are little Шоколад sqaures that don't even watch little girl shows. But that's what they call themselves.
Well, not all of them are fat guys. Some are really hot guys and some are cute girls.
And anyway, it's about Twilight Fartle and her friends, Appleshit, Pinkie Piss, Flutter-oh-my, радуга сука and Rari-pee. They go on adventures and puke on Princess Barf-estia.
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