Болталка Article: Chuck Norris Jokes (when I say that I mean facts)

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Chuck Norris Jokes (when I say that I mean facts)

posted by Invader-Tak

(CREATED BY RAE RI, NOT ME)

Chuck Norris can make onions cry.

Chuck Norris can Удалить the Recycling Bin.

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

Chuck Norris can strangle Ты with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain.

Chuck Norris once had a сердце attack; his сердце lost.

Chuck Norris doesn't turn the light on; he turns the dark off.

The last digit of pi is Chuck Norris. He is the end of all things.

Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd. No one fools Chuck Norris.

When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror, the mirror shatters; not even a mirror is stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries. (silvaze9)

deathding, lalaland101 and 3 others like this

Invader-Tak I only posted this because me and my group of friends were joking about Chuck Norris. LOL :D

Delilah_Scruggs LOL. I love them! A couple I had heard before but not most of them. :D

Invader-Tak If you know more, tell me, I can add them on!

silvaze9 chuck norris's tears can cure aids, too bad he never cries

-BlazeTheCat- Chuck Norris can ignore Gary MOTHERFUCKING Oak's girth.

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awesome Statues

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Любовь Will Remember Lyrics

posted by nmdis

Любовь WILL REMEMBER
[Voicemail]
Hey babe it’s me, I just wanted to call to tell Ты that
I Любовь Ты so so so so much,
Just wanted to let Ты know that Ты are my princess,
You are worthy of all of the Любовь in the world,
You are the Любовь of my life.

Now's all we got,
And time can't be bought,
I know it inside my heart
Forever will forever be ours,
Even if we try to forget,
Love will remember

[Verse 1]
You сказал(-а) Ты loved me,
I сказал(-а) I loved Ты back,
What happened to that?
What happened to that?

All your promises,
And all them plans we had,
What happened to that?
What happened to that?

Boom gone,
Yeah we Переместить on
Even...

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Nightwish: "Ghost Любовь Score" - Lyrics

posted by IllusionDolls

I am adding this because we seem to need some decent lyrics Опубликовано to this club.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
We used to swim the same moonlight waters
Oceans away from the wakeful day

My fall will be for you
My Любовь will be in you
If Ты be the one to cut me
I'll bleed forever

Scent of the sea before the waking of the world
Brings me to thee
Into the blue memory

My fall will be for you
My Любовь will be in you
If Ты be the one to cut me
I will bleed forever

Into the blue memory

A siren from the deep came to me
Sang my name my longing
Still I write my songs about that dream of mine
Worth everything I may...

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The Hardest Part Is The Night ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

In the heat of the улица, уличный of the city
A young boy hides the pain
And he walks so tall, trying to hang on
But he knows he's going down again
I know he's going down

Darkness fades he's the prince of his city
In a place where they all know your name
You can see in their eyes life so paralyzed
You’re just a pawn in a losing game
You lose at life it ain't no game

Hear their cries (Hear their cries)
The hardest part is the night
(In the night, hear their cries, in the night)
Stay alive (Stay alive)
The hardest part is the night
(In the night, in the night)

All alone in a place where the lonely
They all have to...

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Get Ready ~ Bon Jovi ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Yeah

You need someone to make it last
No Romeos who'll Любовь and leave Ты fast
They fade away
Tonight you're not gonna be alone
Making Любовь on the telephone
Oh baby, baby if Ты can hold on
I'm gonna take Ты all the way tonight
I like 'em down and dirty, so hold on tight

Come on
Come on, come on get ready
Come on
Come on, come on get ready

You look sharp in your dancing shoes
You got style and Ты got the moves
Oh you're so hot, girl and on the loose
You're caught up in a danger zone
Just seventeen but Ты act full grown
Oh the night life, baby, is turning Ты on
You want to take me all the way tonight
Take my...

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Tell Me Lies ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

It’s in your eyes, feeling’s can’t be disguised
‘Cause the truth makes me want Ты to tell me lies
My biggest fear is crying oceans of tears
I would rather Ты not be so sincere

How cold could Ты be
What would Ты do if Ты were me
I’m better off if it’s a mystery

‘Cause I don’t wanna know
If I kissed your lips for the last time
Please don’t say if it’s so
Tell my сердце it’s not goodbye
And do this one thing for me
Make up some stupid story tonight
It’s alright, keep the truth and tell me lies

Something’s not right, Любовь is nowhere in sight
I’m not ready to let go, it’s not...

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Hot Mess ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

I’m a mess when it comes to you
I got no inhibitions whatsoever it’s true
I’m not the kind of girl who runs around like this
Caught up in a kiss
Best Друзья или benefits, no

But you’re so racy, you’re my Избранное guy
So unruly, so uncivilized
Cupid got me right between my eyes
You know Ты got it real bad
Doing things that Ты never did

Oh oh whoa oh, oh oh whoa oh
You wake up in your bra and your make up
Oh oh whoa oh, oh oh whoa oh
Your car’s in the driveway parked sideways
Yeah I know this is killing me
I’m leaving every piece of my conscience behind
Oh oh whoa oh, oh oh whoa oh
I’m such...

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Suddenly ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

Suddenly I, am in front of the lights
Everything, I’m feeling
Scary and beautiful at the same time
And every day, I try just to breathe
I want to Показать the whole world
The truth inside of me
Suddenly people know my name
Suddenly everything has changed
Suddenly I feel so alive
In the blink of an eye
My dreams begin to rain
Suddenly time, it feels like the wind
It changes everywhere I go
I’m just trying to fit in
Now here I stand
And I’m still just that girl
I’m following my heart
In this amazing crazy world
Suddenly people know my name
Suddenly everything has changed
Suddenly I feel so alive
In the blink...

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Guide to Mummification

posted by Lady_Rebel

People die everyday. There are people dying as I write this, as Ты read it, in the future, and in the past. It’s the same across the globe. But what isn’t the same is how people bury the deceased. We in the U.S. generally bury our dead in the ground. People in Европа used to bury their dead in cairns. Every culture has a different means of putting the dead in their final resting place, but the culture whose method I am going to tell Ты about is Ancient Egypt. еще specifically, he process of mummification. Mummification was a long and complicated process involving spells, knives, and...

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Calliope channel episode 5

posted by invadercalliope

CCAALLIIOOPPEE
CCHHAANNEELL!
HIA EVERYBODY!
I'm your host InvaderCalliope!
Well i'm going to sing! *sings*
WELL AS Ты KNOW I GET TONS AND TONS OF Фан LETTERS! NOW I WILL READ ONE TO YOU!
The Letter reads:Big hello to InvaderCalliope on this Показать i allways see a new guest звезда so i was wondering how do Ты do it?
Ты WANNA KNOW BECAUSE ITS AN HONOR TO BE ON THIS Показать BEING ON THIS Показать AS ME AS THE HOST!
Well todays guest звезда is..............KEEF!
Keef:HI EVERYONE I HOPE ZIM AND DIB ARE WATCHING THERE MY BEST FRIENDS!
InvaderCalliope:You know your Друзья are going to think your pathetic.
Keef:WHAT!
InvaderCalliope:You herd me if Ты make them know your there whole world there going to use you!
OH NO WERE OUTTA TIME!
WELL BYE!
BUT FIRST PLZ ENJOY TODAYS SPECAIL PICTURE!
BYE ME!

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заяц заяц Yukai Lyrics

posted by invadercalliope

*music*
Nazonazo mitai ni
chikyuugi wo tokiakashitara
Minna de doko made mo ikeru ne
*music*
Wakuwaku shitai to negainagara sugoshiteta yo
Kanaetekureta no wa dare nano?
Jikan no hate made boooon!!
Wa-pu de ru-pu
na kono omoi wa
Nani mo kamo wo makikonda souzou de asobou
Aru hareta hi no koto
Mahou ijou no yukai
ga
Kagirinaku furisosogu fukanou janai wa
*music*
Ashita mata au toki warai nagara hamingu
Ureshisa wo atsumeyou
Kantan nanda yo
konna no
Oikakete ne tsukamaete mite
Ooki na yume
yume suki deshou?
*music*
Iroiro yosou ga
dekisou de dekinai
mirai
Some demo hitotsu
dake wakaru yo
*music*
Kirakira hikatte atsui
kumo...

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something to do

posted by TDItwin

here is something funny to try get 2 of your freinds together and put on this Болталка ninger play (sorry if i offend Ты i herd this some were and its been in my mind for a месяц so i thought td post it here)

sioki:saska saska are Ты in there this is your consious speaking ...moo..live with it!

saska:sorry being an Эмо makes it hard to concentrat on ninger traing

sapa:i know what Ты mean every bodys always telling me to...

sioki:SHUT UP sapa we all have arational hate for Ты !!

sapa:what i havent done enything yet??

sioki:we still hate Ты !!

sapa: dose saska hate me too?

sioki:no hes an Эмо he has no emotins except for the one that is Эмо ...GOD WHY DO Ты EXSIST?!?!

sapa:what the i havent done enything to deserve this kind of treatment

sioki:STOP EXISTING!!

saska:*starts beatboxing*

saps+sioki:*join in*
this gose on for 5 секунды till Ты all cry total ninger theme song

look at them