Answer their Вопросы with questions
Ask if Ты they can put Еда color in the cheese.
Ask them to deliver it in a limo.
Ask to see a menu
Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again
Ask about пицца maintenance and repair.
Ask for a deal available somewhere else.
Ask for the guy who took your order last time. Be sure to throw in a Комментарий about his abs.
Ask if the пицца has had its shots
Ask if the пицца is organically grown
Ask if them for a free дата with one of the staff if Ты make order over $30.
Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a Описание to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.
Ask if Ты get to keep the пицца box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief
backwards пицца your order
Belch directly into the mouthpiece; then tell your dog did it.
Be vague in your order
Call to complain about service. Later, call to say Ты were drunk and didn't mean it.
Change your accent every three seconds
Change your order when the person on the other line is ready to hang up(repeat several times)
Call to change your order(after waiting 30 min.)
Give them your address, exclaim, "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up
When they finally offer proof that it is, in fact, пицца Place, start to cry and ask, "Do Ты know what it's like to be lied to?"
Have your пицца "shaken, not stirred."
If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say, "Okay, that'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window."
If using a touch-tone, press Болталка numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
Laugh every минута или two, mention the cat in the microwave!
Order a one-inch pizza.
Attempted to Rent a pizza
Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.
Spill out your life story and ask them if they understand, if they say yes, Scream "liars, I don't believe you!" and hang up!
READ THIS!!!!! I didn't write this, I got it from a website. I thaught it was funny so I Опубликовано it, & I'm bored.
Ask if Ты they can put Еда color in the cheese.
Ask them to deliver it in a limo.
Ask to see a menu
Ask what their phone number is. Hang up, call them, and ask again
Ask about пицца maintenance and repair.
Ask for a deal available somewhere else.
Ask for the guy who took your order last time. Be sure to throw in a Комментарий about his abs.
Ask if the пицца has had its shots
Ask if the пицца is organically grown
Ask if them for a free дата with one of the staff if Ты make order over $30.
Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a Описание to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.
Ask if Ты get to keep the пицца box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief
backwards пицца your order
Belch directly into the mouthpiece; then tell your dog did it.
Be vague in your order
Call to complain about service. Later, call to say Ты were drunk and didn't mean it.
Change your accent every three seconds
Change your order when the person on the other line is ready to hang up(repeat several times)
Call to change your order(after waiting 30 min.)
Give them your address, exclaim, "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up
When they finally offer proof that it is, in fact, пицца Place, start to cry and ask, "Do Ты know what it's like to be lied to?"
Have your пицца "shaken, not stirred."
If they repeat the order to make sure they have it right, say, "Okay, that'll be $10.99; please pull up to the first window."
If using a touch-tone, press Болталка numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.
Laugh every минута или two, mention the cat in the microwave!
Order a one-inch pizza.
Attempted to Rent a pizza
Say hello, act stunned for five seconds, then behave as if they called you.
Spill out your life story and ask them if they understand, if they say yes, Scream "liars, I don't believe you!" and hang up!
READ THIS!!!!! I didn't write this, I got it from a website. I thaught it was funny so I Опубликовано it, & I'm bored.
Эй,
everybody there''s a contest on here that the kings of parodies The Nyackers are doing it's about that song All about that бас, бас-гитара by Meghan Trainor. If u do this they will make a Фан club about u and make the Статья their own. But their are rules no copying their articles, no insulting people like someone else did and It needs to be Original. so if u have funny lyrics to this song then by all means come par take in this contest but hurry up it ends Хэллоуин eve. или U can make a spoof about it either way if u par take in this u MUST start It Immediately to have a chance to win so work fast if ur in. I was first so U have to try and вверх me.
1. Your grandpa's horse's dandruff is in the shower.
2. The raisins on the counter are crunchy.
3. Ты can stuff a подушка with the крыса мех on the диван, мягкий уголок alone.
4. Your nightstand is jammed with garbage from middle school.
5. Clay dust from your old arts-and-crafts project is in your AC.
6. There are a hundred roach-sized headstones littering your cabinets.
7. Your cleaning supplies are only in your closet for show.
8. People hit the gas every time they drive down your street.
9. There's a dust bunny colony in your sheet.
10. Ты don't even have much of a sheet anymore.
(At least five of these are from personal experience. Pictures would be appalling here.)
2. The raisins on the counter are crunchy.
3. Ты can stuff a подушка with the крыса мех on the диван, мягкий уголок alone.
4. Your nightstand is jammed with garbage from middle school.
5. Clay dust from your old arts-and-crafts project is in your AC.
6. There are a hundred roach-sized headstones littering your cabinets.
7. Your cleaning supplies are only in your closet for show.
8. People hit the gas every time they drive down your street.
9. There's a dust bunny colony in your sheet.
10. Ты don't even have much of a sheet anymore.
(At least five of these are from personal experience. Pictures would be appalling here.)
~ barium tetraiodomercurate
~ barium hexafluorosilicate
~ beryllium acetylacetonate
~ barium pyrovanadate
~ dichlorodifluoromethanefreon
~ trichloromethanemethyl trichloride
~ dimethylsulfoniopropionate
~ tetrahydrocannabinol
~ nitridotriphosphorous hexafluoride
~ pentafluorosulfanyldifluoroamine
~ aluminium-gallium-indium phosphide
~bismuth nitrate pentahydrate
~ tetrafluoroethylene
~ bromoisobutyric acid
~ cyclopentadienyl anion
~ acetylbutyric acid
~ butyl glyoxylate
~ hydroxypropyl acrylate
~ propyl pyruvate
~ decaprenoastaxanthin
~ barium hexafluorosilicate
~ beryllium acetylacetonate
~ barium pyrovanadate
~ dichlorodifluoromethanefreon
~ trichloromethanemethyl trichloride
~ dimethylsulfoniopropionate
~ tetrahydrocannabinol
~ nitridotriphosphorous hexafluoride
~ pentafluorosulfanyldifluoroamine
~ aluminium-gallium-indium phosphide
~bismuth nitrate pentahydrate
~ tetrafluoroethylene
~ bromoisobutyric acid
~ cyclopentadienyl anion
~ acetylbutyric acid
~ butyl glyoxylate
~ hydroxypropyl acrylate
~ propyl pyruvate
~ decaprenoastaxanthin
Ok, this is my first fan-fiction, no negative commments plz.
"Lock' in teh poool," Rumblfoot sadii.
"I seee it, it;s a profecy, Hollylaf sad.
"FBrumble will concour Fir and Bamble and blud will ran throug thee 4rest," Hollylaf resighted.
"Thee poo haz spoooken." Gayflyht said.
"Tall teh medisin cat! A KNEW HERU WILL BE BURN!" Rumblfuut shittad.
Add a hereo wass burned...
Teh тимьян of Brumble haz cume.
"Lock' in teh poool," Rumblfoot sadii.
"I seee it, it;s a profecy, Hollylaf sad.
"FBrumble will concour Fir and Bamble and blud will ran throug thee 4rest," Hollylaf resighted.
"Thee poo haz spoooken." Gayflyht said.
"Tall teh medisin cat! A KNEW HERU WILL BE BURN!" Rumblfuut shittad.
Add a hereo wass burned...
Teh тимьян of Brumble haz cume.
Just one еще time before I go
I'll let Ты know
And all this time I've been afraid,
Wouldn't let it show
Nobody can save me now, no
Nobody can save me now
Stars can only visible in the darkness,
Fear is ever changing and evolving
And I I I can poison these eyes
And I I I feel so alive
Nobody can save Ты now
The king is down
It's do или die!
Nobody can save Ты now
Nowhere safe
It's the battle cry
It's the battle cry
Battle cry!
Nobody can save Ты now
IT'S DO или DIE
[Guitars]
Nobody can save Ты now
The king is down
It's do или die!
Nobody can save Ты now
Nowhere safe
It's the battle cry
It's the battle cry
Battle cry!
Nobody can save Ты now
IT'S DO или DIE
Just one еще time before I go
I'll let Ты know
And all this time I've been afraid,
Wouldn't let it show
Nobody can save me now, no
Nobody can save me now
I'll let Ты know
And all this time I've been afraid,
Wouldn't let it show
Nobody can save me now, no
Nobody can save me now
Stars can only visible in the darkness,
Fear is ever changing and evolving
And I I I can poison these eyes
And I I I feel so alive
Nobody can save Ты now
The king is down
It's do или die!
Nobody can save Ты now
Nowhere safe
It's the battle cry
It's the battle cry
Battle cry!
Nobody can save Ты now
IT'S DO или DIE
[Guitars]
Nobody can save Ты now
The king is down
It's do или die!
Nobody can save Ты now
Nowhere safe
It's the battle cry
It's the battle cry
Battle cry!
Nobody can save Ты now
IT'S DO или DIE
Just one еще time before I go
I'll let Ты know
And all this time I've been afraid,
Wouldn't let it show
Nobody can save me now, no
Nobody can save me now
I'm back again! I'm reviewing Godzilla 2014!
Plot: Godzilla must defeat the evil MUTO, with the help of scientists and soldiers.
This movie...is one of the most Фильмы of 2014! The effects were beautiful, the fights were amazing, and everything was just awesome!
Score: 5/5
Music: The score was amazing...the Shakuhachi made the atmosphere feel great!
Score: 5/5
Characters(Heroes): While I will admit that Godzilla doesn't appear til' about 45 минуты in. And the human characters are alright. Ken Watanabe plays probably the most awesome scientist ever!
Score: 4/5
Characters(Villains): The MUTOs are both amazing! Its a great display of Sexual Dimorpisim (The Male MUTO can fly, and the Female MUTO has eight legs).
Score: 4/5
Final Thoughts: If Ты want to start watching Godzilla movies, put this on the list!
Final Score: 18/20
Would I recommend it? YES
Plot: Godzilla must defeat the evil MUTO, with the help of scientists and soldiers.
This movie...is one of the most Фильмы of 2014! The effects were beautiful, the fights were amazing, and everything was just awesome!
Score: 5/5
Music: The score was amazing...the Shakuhachi made the atmosphere feel great!
Score: 5/5
Characters(Heroes): While I will admit that Godzilla doesn't appear til' about 45 минуты in. And the human characters are alright. Ken Watanabe plays probably the most awesome scientist ever!
Score: 4/5
Characters(Villains): The MUTOs are both amazing! Its a great display of Sexual Dimorpisim (The Male MUTO can fly, and the Female MUTO has eight legs).
Score: 4/5
Final Thoughts: If Ты want to start watching Godzilla movies, put this on the list!
Final Score: 18/20
Would I recommend it? YES
