Reasons why being a guy is so much easier than being a girl.
1.First off Ты aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so Ты aren't the one stressed on birth control , Ты do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 минуты tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell Ты at what час to be Главная when Ты in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than Главная as a teenager cause your parents will let you.
10.The chances of being raped are way lower.
11.If Ты get drunk Ты are not seen as if Ты did something horrible.
12.You can have one night stands and not be considered a whore.
13.You don't fall desperately in Любовь over someone and it doesn't obsess you.
14.You don't often cry...even at silly movies.
15.You have true Друзья , not bitches who gossip at your back.
16.There are less chances to be approached by a stranger on улица, уличный wanting your money или anything else.
17.You don't have yo shave your legs/arms(optional to girls tho)/underarms and other parts.
18.As a guy Ты can just go and talk with a girl at a bar , as a girl in some places Ты can be considered a prostitute.
19.They have traditionally been the controlling sex, and remnants of this still exist in the workplace and other areas, making it somewhat advantageous to be male (I know prejudice and differences are theoretically gone... but open your eyes).
20.You don't worry about your appearance.(boobs,if Ты are fat или not,legs,ass and all that)
21.You aren't constantly pressured for sex.
22.You are tougher.
1.First off Ты aren't sick once a month.
2.You can't get pregnant so Ты aren't the one stressed on birth control , Ты do it and that's it.
3.You don't have to spend hours picking an outfit.
4.You don't have to spend hours putting your make up on.
5.You don't have to spend hours making your hair to stay decent.
6.You get ready to go out in just 30 минуты tops.
7.You pee standing.
8.Your parents don't tell Ты at what час to be Главная when Ты in high-school.
9.You can sleep every night somewhere else than Главная as a teenager cause your parents will let you.
10.The chances of being raped are way lower.
11.If Ты get drunk Ты are not seen as if Ты did something horrible.
12.You can have one night stands and not be considered a whore.
13.You don't fall desperately in Любовь over someone and it doesn't obsess you.
14.You don't often cry...even at silly movies.
15.You have true Друзья , not bitches who gossip at your back.
16.There are less chances to be approached by a stranger on улица, уличный wanting your money или anything else.
17.You don't have yo shave your legs/arms(optional to girls tho)/underarms and other parts.
18.As a guy Ты can just go and talk with a girl at a bar , as a girl in some places Ты can be considered a prostitute.
19.They have traditionally been the controlling sex, and remnants of this still exist in the workplace and other areas, making it somewhat advantageous to be male (I know prejudice and differences are theoretically gone... but open your eyes).
20.You don't worry about your appearance.(boobs,if Ты are fat или not,legs,ass and all that)
21.You aren't constantly pressured for sex.
22.You are tougher.
Happy Hauntings X)
( Road)
The lord Millenium is in Поиск of you
Looking for the сердце now
Have Ты heard the news
maybe Ты украл, палантин it from him
i'll see if it is true
( General )
The lord Millenium is in Поиск of you
Looking for he сердце now
Have Ты heard the news
I was not the one he sought
maybe it is you
( Lord Millenium )
Who is it that has my heart
i will find Ты soon
*hums*
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The song is from D. Grey Man some how none of Ты know it as the only song i know by сердце from the series i thought it'd be wonderful to post the song ( with a link to the song of course ) and bring in a little part of it >;) and the picture.....was a huge паук i took from Waverly Hills so goodbye.......and Happy hauntings Children!!!
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.
Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Эй, everypony. Guess what we're starting this episode off with.
Audience: A party?
Tom: No.
Audience: A crossover parody?
Master Sword: Not yet.
Tom: We're starting off with-
Master Sword: A
Tom: What?
Video: link start it at 0:40
People: BLOWJOB! *Fake coughing* Blowjob!!
Audience: *Laughing, clapping, cheering, and whistling*
Turn off the video
Tom: We're starting off the video with Brony...
This is not a double feature. It's better. It's a triple feature of Фан fictions written as requests, about the Powerpuff Girls, and The Animaniacs.
Song: link
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
The Powerpuff Girls Meet The Looney Tunes
Requested by Aldrine2016
Narrator: The City of Townsville. Is watching the Powerpuff Girls go on vacation. The three girls fly off at high speed, leaving trails of red, green, and blue, in Поиск of a good place to enjoy vacation.
The song fades away
Blossom: Where do we want to...
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Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Song: link
SeanTheHedgehog Presents
The Powerpuff Girls Meet The Looney Tunes
Requested by Aldrine2016
Narrator: The City of Townsville. Is watching the Powerpuff Girls go on vacation. The three girls fly off at high speed, leaving trails of red, green, and blue, in Поиск of a good place to enjoy vacation.
The song fades away
Blossom: Where do we want to...
Ты know, through my time playing and reviewing all these indie titles, a thought came to me all of a sudden. It was buried deep down, like the knowledge was there, but I never truly noticed until now. But after today's game, I can say with 100% certainty… Indie games are fucking gay!
And I don’t mean gay as an insult like in teh early 2000s like, “What are you, gay?”. I mean like actually homosexual. Night in the Woods, Undertale, VA-11 HALL-A, Red Strings Club, Dream Daddy, all these games are huge gay and I am content with that. Being a connoisseur of the genders myself…....
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And I don’t mean gay as an insult like in teh early 2000s like, “What are you, gay?”. I mean like actually homosexual. Night in the Woods, Undertale, VA-11 HALL-A, Red Strings Club, Dream Daddy, all these games are huge gay and I am content with that. Being a connoisseur of the genders myself…....
