*** No offense to any one... Just randomness xD
If I Were a Boy PARODY
If I were a boy I would be gay
My guy liner would serve as a warning
I would дата Adam Lambert
And he’d call me babe
And we would make out on stage
I'd Kiss who I wanted
But I’d probably get confronted
No one would stick up for me
If I were a boy
I think I would be gay
I would never дата a girl
I swear I'd still Любовь men
I'd watch Glee
'Cause I know it’s really awesome
When Ты watch a brand new one
I’d invite my Друзья over
And I wouldn’t let much change but
If I were a boy
I would be gay
I’d come out of the closet
And I’d push the haters away
I'd put myself first
No one would get in my way
'Cause I know that they’re just hateful
Waiting for me to be gone
If I were a boy
I think I’d be gay
I’d never дата a girl
I swear I'd still Любовь men
I'd watch Glee
'Cause I know it’s really awesome
When Ты watch a brand new one
I’d invite my Друзья over
And I wouldn’t let much change but
It's a little too late for me to change that
To just suddenly be gay
And never go back
If Ты thought this was a meaningful song
Then Ты thought wrong
But you're just a boy
Ты don't wanna be gay
And I understand, oh
Ты don’t want your sexuality to change
Because with all those surgeries it can
Ты call your computer gay
That must really hurt it
Cuz when Ты treat gays like dirt it
Really is not how they should be treated
Don’t let their lives get destroyed
They’re just a boy
If I Were a Boy PARODY
If I were a boy I would be gay
My guy liner would serve as a warning
I would дата Adam Lambert
And he’d call me babe
And we would make out on stage
I'd Kiss who I wanted
But I’d probably get confronted
No one would stick up for me
If I were a boy
I think I would be gay
I would never дата a girl
I swear I'd still Любовь men
I'd watch Glee
'Cause I know it’s really awesome
When Ты watch a brand new one
I’d invite my Друзья over
And I wouldn’t let much change but
If I were a boy
I would be gay
I’d come out of the closet
And I’d push the haters away
I'd put myself first
No one would get in my way
'Cause I know that they’re just hateful
Waiting for me to be gone
If I were a boy
I think I’d be gay
I’d never дата a girl
I swear I'd still Любовь men
I'd watch Glee
'Cause I know it’s really awesome
When Ты watch a brand new one
I’d invite my Друзья over
And I wouldn’t let much change but
It's a little too late for me to change that
To just suddenly be gay
And never go back
If Ты thought this was a meaningful song
Then Ты thought wrong
But you're just a boy
Ты don't wanna be gay
And I understand, oh
Ты don’t want your sexuality to change
Because with all those surgeries it can
Ты call your computer gay
That must really hurt it
Cuz when Ты treat gays like dirt it
Really is not how they should be treated
Don’t let their lives get destroyed
They’re just a boy
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: No Ты are a robot times 1000000.
User: No Ты are a robot times 1000000.
Cleverbot: I am a human and Ты are a robot.
User: User: Ты robot.User: Ты robot.User: Ты robot.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. Ты are the robot here.
User: User: Ты robot.User: Ты robot.User: Ты robot.
Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... Ты computer?
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.
User: So Ты admit that your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.
LOL yes fail I know
Cleverbot: No Ты are a robot times 1000000.
User: No Ты are a robot times 1000000.
Cleverbot: I am a human and Ты are a robot.
User: User: Ты robot.User: Ты robot.User: Ты robot.
Cleverbot: Hahahaha that was funny. Ты are the robot here.
User: User: Ты robot.User: Ты robot.User: Ты robot.
Cleverbot: No i'm not robot... Ты computer?
User: So your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes I 'd like to know how I can have my own bot.
User: So Ты admit that your a robot?
Cleverbot: Yes. I am a robot.
LOL yes fail I know
My Experience Ok (: I've Walked In Too The концерт Center ...:) I've Sat Down!!!! I've Seen I Was 13 Rows Back From The Stage ..... I've Wated 1 час Omg I Got Extremely Exited Then He Came On Yay!!! Ok But Then It Wassss So Boring He Was Just Staining There Пение I've Tryed Going up Front Row Scruty Hunny Go Back To You're сиденье, место, сиденья Ooh K Then селезень, дрейк Sad Ты Guys Could Come Front Row If U Want!!!!! Omg I Ran There селезень, дрейк Got So Much Better Touching My Hand Connecting With The Фаны Фаны Was Пение Along Giving Him Цветы Stuffed Bares Sines We All Had Glow Sticks .:) [= Yeah We Loved It Let Me Know If You've Seen Him Live Thanks For Чтение And You're Comments
ok,this is a clean one!I'm not letting David help me with it,so some of them will be crappy.
1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that Ты have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask Вопросы to a magic 8 ball and take the Ответы seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when Ты find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when Ты see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a Болталка person!
1.Burn the Justin bieber Posters
2.Grap a chair and chips and sit back and relax
3.Slap a person and say that Ты have tourettes
4.Do the moonwalk,frontwards!
5.Try giving an exorcism to a teddy bear.
6.Ask Вопросы to a magic 8 ball and take the Ответы seriuosly.
7.Do the Lyn-Z Way backbend!
8.Cry when Ты find out that they don't have any My chemical Romance posters.
9.Freak out when Ты see yourself in the bathroom mirror.
10.Slap my brother David with a Hot Pocket for having fucked up thoughts :^D
11.Buy all the hair straightener and eyeliner so none of the emos have them (//_^)
12.Randomly freak out whenever Surfing Bird comes on the Radio
13.Hug a Болталка person!
raindrops on Розы and whiskers on kittens
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,
cream coloured ponies with crisp яблоко strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,
girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,
when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad
bright copper kettles and warm woolen mittens
brown paper packages tied up with strings
these are a few of my favourite things,
cream coloured ponies with crisp яблоко strudels doorbells and sleybells and snitzel with nudels
wild geese that fly with the moon with there wings these are a few of my favourite things,
girls in white dresses with blue satin sashes
snow flakes that stay on my nose and eyelashes
silver white winters that melt into springs
these are a few of my favourite things,
when the dog bites when the bee stings when Im feeling sad
I simply remember my favourite thing
and then I dont feel so bad
Okay so my twin sister Sassikassi is annoying and this is what she does to me and other people!
*She throws Еда at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid Вопросы (ex: What do библиотека cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a день when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who Ты think she is
*She throws Еда at me
*She plays baseball with my sandwiches
*She asks stupid Вопросы (ex: What do библиотека cards do? btw she does not have any medical condition for that I think she trys to embarass me)
*She trys to embarass me
*She tells my secrets to everyone
*She beats me up
*Shes a crybaby I cant remember a день when she hasnt burst into tears
*She gets me into trouble
*She yells at me for no reason
*Basicly she is not who Ты think she is
ok so i went to a football game last friday and watched the cheerleaders then walked off! but what i did see was that well they all looked really pretty but never judge a book by its cover so i am just gonna say it! they all looked stuckup! but arent they all?? my cousin whose a 10th grader and says the cheerleaders at her school r stuck up snotss!!! and so r the ones at mine! so if u feel my pain about cheerleaders или u r 1 and there r stuck up snobs on ur squad then id Любовь to hear ur thoughts!!
Never mind the haters. All they do is break Ты down. Build yourself up and ignore them. Don't they look so small from up here?
When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to Ты that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating Комментарии about them, don't they look silly?
When they ask why Ты like what Ты do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"
Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do Ты do it? Do Ты have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever Ты do, don't give it to them.
-JC
When they make a nasty comment, pretend they aren't there. They'll never get to Ты that way. When they kick and scream at other peoples hating Комментарии about them, don't they look silly?
When they ask why Ты like what Ты do, ask them why they like what they like. "How's it feel, huh?"
Hater will say many things, some the probably don't mean. But, if someone does hate, ask them, "Why? Why do Ты do it? Do Ты have nothing else to do with your life?" Just ignore them, they hate that. All the want is attention. And whatever Ты do, don't give it to them.
-JC