I don’t know what makes Ты so dumb but it really works.
Anybody who told Ты to be yourself simply couldn’t have дана Ты worse advice…
Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?
Shouldn’t Ты have a license for being that ugly?
Don’t let Ты mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.
Are Ты always this stupid или are Ты making a special effort today?
Sure, I’ve seen people like Ты before – but I had to pay an admission.
If Ты took an IQ test, the results would be negative.
Sure, I’d Любовь to help Ты out…now, which way did Ты come in?
Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.
So now we know why some mammals eat their children…
Do tell me all about yourself. I enjoy horror stories.
One should forgive one’s enemies, but not before they are hanged.
You’re so fake, Барби is jealous.
I may be fat, but i can exercise, Ты can’t fix ugly!
They just ran out of brains by the time Ты got there, so they gave Ты a nice wood carving instead.
Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope Ты meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.
I called your boyfriend gay, then he hit me with his purse
If brains were money, you’d be a charity case.
I’d Любовь to ask how old Ты are, but unfortunately I know Ты can’t count that high.
All день I thought of you….I was at the zoo.
Don’t hate me because i’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.
He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.
Go ahead, tell them everything Ты know. It’ll only take 10 seconds.
How did Ты get here? Did someone leave your cage open?
I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.
I’d curse Ты to look ugly, but I think I missed the rush.
I never knew brains had an off switch
Did Ты fall from the stupid tree?
Did Ты have a bowl of stupid for breakfast?
Sure, I’ve seen people like Ты before – but I had to pay an admission…
You’ve got the perfect weapon against muggers – yer face.
bitches talk shit like they know me ; but truth is if I had a dick they’de be the first to blow me.
I found a alot of Цитаты that one day, soo i decided to post it.
For me this is actually quite useful.... >:D