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posted by AlxanderRfan
I don’t know what makes Ты so dumb but it really works.

Anybody who told Ты to be yourself simply couldn’t have дана Ты worse advice…

Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?

Shouldn’t Ты have a license for being that ugly?

Don’t let Ты mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.

Are Ты always this stupid или are Ты making a special effort today?

Sure, I’ve seen people like Ты before – but I had to pay an admission.

If Ты took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

Sure, I’d Любовь to help Ты out…now, which way did Ты come in?

Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.

So now we know why some mammals eat their children…

Do tell me all about yourself. I enjoy horror stories.

One should forgive one’s enemies, but not before they are hanged.

You’re so fake, Барби is jealous.

I may be fat, but i can exercise, Ты can’t fix ugly!

They just ran out of brains by the time Ты got there, so they gave Ты a nice wood carving instead.

Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope Ты meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

I called your boyfriend gay, then he hit me with his purse

If brains were money, you’d be a charity case.

I’d Любовь to ask how old Ты are, but unfortunately I know Ты can’t count that high.

All день I thought of you….I was at the zoo.

Don’t hate me because i’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.

He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.

Go ahead, tell them everything Ты know. It’ll only take 10 seconds.

How did Ты get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.

I’d curse Ты to look ugly, but I think I missed the rush.

I never knew brains had an off switch

Did Ты fall from the stupid tree?

Did Ты have a bowl of stupid for breakfast?

Sure, I’ve seen people like Ты before – but I had to pay an admission…

You’ve got the perfect weapon against muggers – yer face.

bitches talk shit like they know me ; but truth is if I had a dick they’de be the first to blow me.


I found a alot of Цитаты that one day, soo i decided to post it.
For me this is actually quite useful.... >:D
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This is a My Little пони Фан fiction. If Ты do not like talking Лошади that come in different colors, run for your life.

Song: link
 As the green lines come closer, so do the words.
As the green lines come closer, so do the words.

France, 1938

Two stallions were walking to a warden at a jail. They were outside, near the exit where all the prisoners were lined up.

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Pierce Hawkins as....


Police пони 54: All present, and accounted for sir.
Warden: Thank you.

Also starring Dragonaura15's Metal Gloss

Police пони 95: *Playing drums for five seconds*
Warden: As of this moment, Ты will all be transferred...
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I am often starting to be a Фан of something but If Ты are Фан of somebody/something there can always be a situation when Ты will want to stop it. Lets be honest. It often happens with me and I am sure a lot of people have had situation like that или something simmilar. But then Ты start to feel distracted. Ты don't know what to start with. Maybe Ты are even afraid of, for exmple, how others would take it. But don't worry. Here are a short guide that will help Ты to stop being a Фан easy and fast.
Step 1. Understanding.
So Ты just understood that Ты don't like this thing anymore? Lets...
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I kinda wanted to write this Статья just to get this topic off of my chest. If Ты guys haven’t know already, which Ты should have, this character has a special place in my heart. She is a character from BlazBlue series and she’s the BEST GIRL that could ever exist. I Любовь just everything about Nu-13. She’s both cute and badass at the same time! I’ll be explaining my five reasons why I Любовь Nu-13 so much.

1. Her design
I Любовь both of her normal and mecha battle suit. I Любовь how her swords behind her battle form placed together like a pair of wings for her. I...
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posted by Renegade1765
I've been recently informed that it's literally been 2 years since I joined Fanpop! As such, I have decided to talk about a subject that's been on my mind and wanted to share with Ты guys.

I know this is a very weird subject to talk about, but this idea hit me when I watched a speech about perfection. I began to form my own opinion on the matter, and I thought it would be nice if I shared with you. Plus, as an anniversary article, I think it's a fitting subject.

In my honest opinion, perfection is a dead-end; and impossible concept that none of us can ever comprehend. Here's what I mean:...
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