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posted by AlxanderRfan
I don’t know what makes Ты so dumb but it really works.

Anybody who told Ты to be yourself simply couldn’t have дана Ты worse advice…

Hi there, I’m a human being! What are you?

Shouldn’t Ты have a license for being that ugly?

Don’t let Ты mind wander – it’s far too small to be let out on its own.

Are Ты always this stupid или are Ты making a special effort today?

Sure, I’ve seen people like Ты before – but I had to pay an admission.

If Ты took an IQ test, the results would be negative.

Sure, I’d Любовь to help Ты out…now, which way did Ты come in?

Brains aren’t everything. In fact in your case they’re nothing.

So now we know why some mammals eat their children…

Do tell me all about yourself. I enjoy horror stories.

One should forgive one’s enemies, but not before they are hanged.

You’re so fake, Барби is jealous.

I may be fat, but i can exercise, Ты can’t fix ugly!

They just ran out of brains by the time Ты got there, so they gave Ты a nice wood carving instead.

Well, they do say opposites attract…so I sincerely hope Ты meet somebody who is attractive, honest, intelligent, and cultured.

I called your boyfriend gay, then he hit me with his purse

If brains were money, you’d be a charity case.

I’d Любовь to ask how old Ты are, but unfortunately I know Ты can’t count that high.

All день I thought of you….I was at the zoo.

Don’t hate me because i’m beautiful, hate me because your boyfriend thinks I am.

He doesn’t know the meaning of the word “fear” – but then again he doesn’t know the meaning of most words.

Go ahead, tell them everything Ты know. It’ll only take 10 seconds.

How did Ты get here? Did someone leave your cage open?

I never forget a face, but in your case I’ll be glad to make an exception.

I’d curse Ты to look ugly, but I think I missed the rush.

I never knew brains had an off switch

Did Ты fall from the stupid tree?

Did Ты have a bowl of stupid for breakfast?

Sure, I’ve seen people like Ты before – but I had to pay an admission…

You’ve got the perfect weapon against muggers – yer face.

bitches talk shit like they know me ; but truth is if I had a dick they’de be the first to blow me.


I found a alot of Цитаты that one day, soo i decided to post it.
For me this is actually quite useful.... >:D
I'm on Youtube everyday, so here's a вверх 15 Список of my favourite Youtube channels! ♥

15. Chonny (Kpopchonny, mychonny etc.)

This is a guy of several accounts but they all count as one to me, the all-funny Chonny! Hilarious skits, always get a laugh with his vids.

14. Lizz

Lizz has an absolutely beautiful voice and I adore her lyrics she creates for some of my favourite songs/soundtracks.

13. Sawyer7mage

This guy is ace! He has always been my go-to guy when it came to rewiews and discussions regarding Naruto. Informative and funny. Win-win.

12. yourmoviesucks

This guy gives awesome...
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1. Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag Ты down to his level and beat Ты with experience.

2. I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.

3. I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I украл, палантин a bike and asked for forgiveness.

4. Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

5. Going to church doesn't make Ты a Christian any еще than standing in a гараж makes Ты a car.
6. We live in a society where пицца gets to your house before the police.

7. Women might be able to fake orgasms....
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posted by GDragon612
1) Go to a public place, and say "Idiot! Look at me!" see how many people look at you, they are now an idiot.
3) Get up during class and just sit on the floor.
4) Give money to children in need.
5) Go up to your friend and say vioces tell me things evil things.
6) Do what Ты want.
7) Look at the person sitting Далее to Ты until they laugh.
8) Put on red face paint, then walk around in public mumbling to yourself loudly 'No one wants to PLAY with me'.
9) Go to any store and carry a hammer. Sing wrecking ball to anyone that walks by.
10) Pretend your a doll and yell this...
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Source: Google
1. "A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out."
- Walter Winchell

2. "A friend is one who knows Ты and loves Ты just the same."
- Elbert Hubbard

3. "A true friend never gets in your way unless Ты happen to be going down."
- Arnold H. Glasow

4. "It takes a long time to grow an old friend."
- John Leonard

5. "It's the Друзья Ты can call up at 4 a.m. that matter."
- Marlene Dietrich

6. "The only way to have a friend is to be one."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

7. "A hug is like a boomerang - Ты get it back right away."
- Bil Keane

8. "True Друзья stab Ты in the front."
- Oscar...
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Source: tapeta-plomienie-ogien.na-pulpit.net
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Cuddling And Cuddle Parties by Elle Schneider & Lily Cade via linkMore video interviews at: link
cuddle party
being close
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don't do anything ever или Ты might impale someone with your pointy Яой chin
Яой chin syndrom
Яой hand syndrom
Яой neck syndrom
Яой everything syndrom
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Kinda funny, actually. :P