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posted by sahian5
CAUTION:there will most likely be consequences!!

1. Follow them around the house while giggling loudly.
2. Moo whenever they say your name.
3. Pretend to have amnesia.
4. Say everything backwards.
5. Run into walls.
6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.
7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"
8. Snort loudly when Ты laugh.
9. Say all of the words in a film.
10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"
11. Go around the house saying: "Beep, beep!" Then hit your head with a book.
12. Have a lively conversation with a pen.
13. Have 20 imaginary...
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How to Tell if a Guy likes You
How to Know that a Guy Likes You

Here are the 500 ways to tell if a guy likes You....

01. He smiles at Ты a lot.

02. He likes talking to you.

03. He compliments Ты a lot.

04. He always agrees with you.

05. He asks if Ты are single.

06. He asks Ты out for lunch.

07. He asks Ты out on a date.

08. He knows your zodiac sign.

09. He never burps around you.

10. He really cares about you.

11. He treats Ты like a lady.

12. He walks Ты to your door.

13. He wants to see Ты often.

14. He always wants to hug you.

15. He tells Ты he likes you.

16. His Друзья know...
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posted by hrsagar
A boy had cancer & he had 1 месяц to live . He Любовь a girl who was working in a CD shop. Bu t he didn't tell her about his . Everyday he went 2 the CD Магазин & bought a CD 2 talk to her . But he found she never сказал(-а) anything to him. After a месяц he died . When the girl went to his Главная & asked abt him , his mom told that he died & took her to his room . She saw all CDs r unopened . The girl cryed & cryed....;-(
Finally she also died .
* u know why ???
Bcoz she kept her own Любовь letters inside the CD packs. So it means , she also loved her !!
So if u Любовь some1 say 2 her/him directly . Don't wait 4 the destiny of role.............
posted by dodo4
“Why Study For Exams.... Are they not about what Ты know, not about how much Ты can cram into your head the night before?”

“I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting Далее to me.”

“I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot еще as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they're cramming for their final exam.
Exams Quotes

After the first exams, I switched to the Faculty of Philosophy and studied Zoology in Munich and Vienna.
Karl von Frisch

Every year, еще than 300 million x-rays, CT scans, MRIs...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
Neon lips, blue eyeshadow, shimmering glitter, and golden bronzers: This spring, some of the most dramatic looks we saw on the runways are making their way onto our faces. But not everything we dabble on pleases everyone. We had a hunch that some of our biggest beauty obsessions might be turn-offs for guys...so we went ahead asked. Prepare yourself: brutal honesty ensues.

1. Heavy foundation and powders:"The inch-thick powder is a huge turn-off," says Maxim senior editor Nick Leftley. "No guy wants to Kiss a girl on the cheek and then find he¹s wearing foundation himself." A flaking face is...
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posted by lloonny
-Last night I lay in постель, кровати looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

-The only reason people get Остаться в живых in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

-The road to success is always under construction.

-When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

-If Ты die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button.

-After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist сказал(-а) something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No hablo ingles."

-Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone...
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posted by nikki5516
Your BFF become your worst enemies. Lollipops turn into cigarettes. The innocent ones turn into sluts. Homework goes in the trash. Cell phones are used in class. Detention becomes suspension. Soda becomes vodka. Underwear turn into thongs. Kisses turn into sex….Remember when getting high meant swinging on the playground? When protection meant wearing a helmet? When the worst things Ты could get from boys were cooties? When dad's shoulders were the highest place on earth and mom was your hero? Race issues were about who ran the fastest, war was only a card game или a made up fairytale in your...
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posted by smileypop9
Found this on www.funny.com. I find a lot of things there that I post...

A manager at Wal-Mart had the task of hiring someone to fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found four people who were equally qualified. He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question. Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.
The день came and as the four sat around the conference room table, the interviewer asked, 'What is the fastest thing Ты know of?'
The first man replied, 'A THOUGHT.' It just pops into your head. There's no warning.
'That's very good!' replied...
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posted by brucewillisfan
The main problem that guys face when trying to Kiss a girl is knowing if they are ready to Kiss them. Get the timing wrong, and things will turn really awkward. Get it right, and well... Ты will know. Here's how Ты can increase your odds. But, if Ты know they are ready then things will go well
1)Make her comfortable by making a joke, and don't laugh too loudly at your own jokes или Ты will look like a tool and might turn her off, girls don't always respond sexually to confidence, but an outgoing girl will - humor is an attractive quality. For instance, it's probably a good time to Kiss that...
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Whoa, time out. Football is on.
Sorry. I was just picturing Ты naked.
Is there any way we can do this via e-mail?
Don't Ты have some laundry to do или something?
Ты are so cute when Ты get mad.
You're just upset because your bottom is beginning to spread.
Wait a минута - I get it. What time of the месяц is it?
Ты sure Ты don't want to consult the great Oprah on this one?
Looks like someone had an extra bowl of сука flakes this morning!
Who are Ты kidding? We both know that thing ain't loaded.
Ashimoto ni kaze hikari ga matta nichijou ni dake tsumotta bun no kiseki ga
Miagereba kumo tooku e no kiro osanai hi no jibun yori mo hayaku
Yukidoke o matte ita kodomo no Ты ni hashiru
Hikaru shizuku tobihaneteru
Asu no deai sae kizukazu ni iru kisetsu-tachi no naka de kagayaite iru yo

Sekaijuu ni wa donna omoi mo kanau hi ga kuru
Zutto tabi o shite yuku bokura ni chiisana sei-tachi maioriru

Deatta basho mo midori o nashite yuruyaka ni mo nagareru toki ni yudanete
Haruka ni aogu machinami no roji osanai hi no jibun ga mada kakeru
Ano yuuhodou kara kikoete kuru kigi no koe ya hibi no zawameki...
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posted by awsomenerd
1. Get a bag of skitles. Knock on your neighbor's door, when they open throw the skitels at them and say "taste the rainbow".
2. Leave a note saying Ты ran away and then hide in a дерево или in a trashcan.
3. Chase squirls all день long.
4. Ride your bike around your улица, уличный Пение a litte kid song like barnney
5. Go to a гараж sale and hide things in the bushes, then come back and get them.
6. Get a bag of chettos and throw them at someone.
7. Kiss a Болталка person and say "remember me"
8. Take your sisters/brothers underwear put Шоколад on them and hang them on peoples door knobs.
1. Pretend to fall down and wait till someone says "Are Ты OK?" Then say "I'M A MONSTER!!" And see what happens
2. Walk up to a complete stranger and say "Hey, I liked your video on youtube!"
3. If it's Хэллоуин go to the costume section and grab a Хэллоуин bag and go up to a Болталка person and say "Trick или treat!"
3. Go to a crowded aisle and if Ты know it sing the song "Party like a rock star"
4. Follow a customer and put in items in hisher тележка, корзина and say "Ready for checkout!"
5. When Ты see a old guy then point and say "Its Shakira!!"
6. Go up to an old man and say "MOMMY!! I HAVEN'T...
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FHM Magazine released a Список a few years back of the 50 worst t.v. characters of all time. I think it mostly pertains to sitcoms. So what do Ты all think? Agree? Disagree? Think they are missing people или that any of these people shouldn't be on the list?

50. Ross Gellar - Friends
49. Wilbur Post - Mister Ed
48. Janet Wood - Three's Company
47. Dwayne Wayne - A Different World
46. Jimmy Glick - Primetime Glick
45. The Professor - Gilligan's Island
44. Gomer Pyle - Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C.
43. Paul Shaffer - Late Показать With David Letterman
42. Edna Garrett - The Facts of Life
41. Jessie Spano - Saved By The...
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posted by EmzLovesCheryl
Guys, I just want to say. I am so so glad that I've discovered fanpop. I've met some amazing people, I've read some inspiring things, and through Fanpop I've gained confidence, and I've realized that I'm not alone in this world, there are other people going through what I go through. I've discovered reasons to back up what I believed before, which has made me believe them even more. I've had some amusing conversations, I've learnt things that I had no idea I didn't know, and I just want to say thanks. Thanks for being here when no one else was. I've been able to talk open-mindedly, gain support...
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posted by Icepaw_Kenobi
1. Ask about пицца maintenance and repair.
2. Ask for extra homo-sapien
3. Ask for the guy who took your order last time.
4. Ask if the пицца is organically grown.
5. Ask them if Ты get a free дата with one of the staff if Ты make an order over $30.
6. Ask if they have any idea what is at stake with this pizza.
7. Ask if they're familiar with the term "spanking a pizza." Make up a Описание to go with the term. Ask that this be done to your pizza.
8. Ask if Ты get to keep the пицца box. When they say yes, heave a sigh of relief.
9. Order a one-inch pizza.
10. Tell them to put the crust...
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posted by woohoomlb
Today we mourn the passing of a beloved old friend, Common Sense, who has been with us for many years. No one knows for sure how old he was, since his birth records were long назад Остаться в живых in bureaucratic red tape. He will be remembered as having cultivated such valuable lessons as: Knowing when to come in out of the rain; why the early bird gets the worm; Life isn’t always fair; and maybe it was my fault.

Common Sense lived by simple, sound financial policies (don’t spend еще than Ты can earn) and reliable strategies (adults, not children, are in charge).

His health began to deteriorate rapidly...
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31 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

Written by a guy. After years of experience.

1. Whatever Ты do, don't just Показать up at their house...they run around in their underwear just like we do.

2. Don't cheat on them. It may seem foolproof, but girls tell each other everything about everything. Trust me, they WILL find out and Ты will be mud.

3. Beware of every single male relatives and all guy friends. Any of them would kick your butt at the drop of a hat, and a lot of them wouldn't even wait for the damn hat.

4. Never miss an opportunity to tell them they're beautiful.

5. Don't refuse to Kiss in...
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posted by x-menobsessed26
There used to be a улица, уличный named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives

Every time Chuck Norris looks into a mirror it breaks. Even glass is not stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can strangle Ты with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

Brett Farve can throw a football 50 yds. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Farve even farther.

Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris...
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posted by invadercalliope
Well I know Эмо isn't a type of person it's just a type of music.
So it's kinda like a sad story.
It's ok if Ты cry.
So enjoy.
get your popcorn
Sit down on your chair
it didn't make me cry
A girl named melanie
was being bullied at skool
People laughed at her
She pretended not to care and tryed not to listen
but inside it was killing her.
She felt no one cared about her
That is she died no one would attend her funeral
She met a boy within минуты of meeting him.
She was totally in love.
She knew he would never be interested in her.
So she went Главная and cryed uncontrolably.
The Далее день at...
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