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posted by Mallory101
Just some of my favorite quotes.

•Dance like your vagina's on fire.

•Don't be a dick just grow one.

•He haunts me like a nightmare, his image is everywhere, he doesn't leave me alone, i can't escape him или erase him, when i know he's not coming

•If Ты want something you've never had, then you've got to do something you've done.

•How can I go вперед when I don't know which way I'm facing.

•No one is free, Even the birds are chained to the sky.

•And the feeling when I'm with you,right there, is the exact reason why I never gave up...
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posted by karpach_14
A single drop of sweat from Chuck Norris was found to quench the thirst of an entire african village for 23 straight days. Subsequently, an olympic athlete from that village was disqualified from his event for testing positive for performance enhancing drugs.

Chuck Norris can read lady Gaga's poker face.

Chuck Norris says the alphabet faster backwards then Ты can say it fowards.

When Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he doesn't dream he lives it.

In an alternate universe, Chuck Norris is just a myth. However, he pwns people there anyways.

When Chuck Norris drinks beer, the пиво gets drunk.

Ninjas want...
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 The Mew пудинг goes "Na no da"
The Mew Pudding goes "Na no da"
20. пудинг Fon "Tokyo mew mew" The cuties character in the Аниме she's hyper, active and has the best Любовь interest despite not being the main character and only eight years old.

19.Hiei from "Yu Yu Hakusho" Hiei has the darkest life. He was thrown off a cliff as a child, torn from his family, Остаться в живых the only thing he had of them and then his sister was captured by the UGLIEST of all fat greedy bastards. No not the one from Disney's "Pocahontas".
 A sucky life gave him an attitude everyone loves
A sucky life gave him an attitude everyone loves

18.Snow White from "Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs" The most innocent of the Дисней princess naive,...
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posted by wisegirl778

1: Post an artical like this!
2: Go to the community pool.
3: Try to do as many backflips as possible in one minute.
4: Call your crush and see what he/she says to you.
5: Look up your least Избранное teacher in the phone book and then prank call them saying they ordered three hundred gallon of spoiled mustard
6: Get together with your Друзья and go to the mall или something that guys do
7: Go nightswimming
8: Grab your сделать ставку, ipod and lay on your постель, кровати listening to every song on it.
9: Look up Болталка people in your yearbook and if Ты know them call them.
10: Play a prank on your little sibling...
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Stupid pickup lines That guys actually think work on girlsXD

-are Ты from tennessee; cause your the only ten I see
-did it hurt when Ты fell from heaven
-excuse me, I've seem to have Остаться в живых my number, can I have yours
-if Ты were a booger I'd pick Ты first
-help the homeless...take me Главная with you
-oh no! I'm choking...I think I need mouth to mouth
-there must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you
-hey I'm looking for treasure, can I look in your chest
-do Ты have a map? Because I keep getting Остаться в живых in your eyes
-hello I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart
-hi, I'm new...
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posted by bizeshnakarki
I found this on the internet.

1.    Smile
2.    Laugh
3.    Run your fingers through your hair
4.    Touch them gently on the arm/shoulder
5.    Give them a hug
6.    Tease them
7.    Complement their clothes
8.    Say, "It seems like forever since I last saw you"
9.    Whisper
10.    Offer them a blanket или пальто if it's cold
11.    Offer to buy them a drink
12.    Lean...
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Grammar and spelling issues have been discussed several times and I just thought I would give my opinion on the subject. This Статья is mostly aimed for those who call themselves "Grammar Nazis", but I would be еще than glad that everyone else reads it as well, including the "Grammar Nazis" that aren't overly critical. Before I go on, I will point out that my English may not be so good since it is not my first language and I'm not studying it, but I'm trying as hard as I can to improve it every day, so my apologies if anything I've сказал(-а) here isn't understandable.

So having good grammar and...
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posted by d3ath_3at3r
In a pub Тест the other день I Остаться в живых by one point. The Вопрос was, "where do women mostly have curly hair?" Apparently, it's Africa.

One of the other Вопросы was to name two things commonly found in cells.
It appears that Nigerians and Jamaicans is not the correct answer.

I've heard that яблоко has scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod, after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.

There's a new Muslim clothing Магазин that opened in Toronto but I've been banned from it, after asking to look at some бомбардировщик jackets.

You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles,...
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posted by Twilight_Dream
ok, so today i looked up how to make your own lip gloss on Google and looked through what came up to find an easy one. well i came to this one, and this seemed the easiest without having to use and get a thousand materials. i made some and it turned out awesome. so i wanted to share this with the rest of you, enjoy.:)

Step 1: Gather Your Materials

To make your own lip gloss, Ты will need the following:
Petroleum желе (Vaseline)
Lip gloss containers
A microwave-safe dish—one with a spout if you've got it
To individualize your lip gloss, Ты can add your choice of the following:
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So whenever ur in a crowded place i find that it is really fun to ummmmm well play some jokes on Болталка passerby!!!! if ur like me read on.................

The number one thing to do!!
Get a 1 или 5 dollar bill.
Get some Шоколад icing.
Put the icing in a little turd shape on the money ( u see where i'm going with this??)
Put the bill in plane view and watch the peoples expressions!! they usually go from " look some money!!!!" to " Ughhh run away!!!"
It is just hilarious and when u get tired of watching или see somebody who looks like they'll take it anyway..... walk over pick it up and put the icing...
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posted by LaurieLisa717
1. He tells someone

Is he interested? He likes Ты if he tells a mutual friend that he wants to know еще about you, или he asks other people who Ты are and where you’re from. He is trying to act like he’s “just asking” but his Вопросы indicate еще than a casual interest. And when he tells someone that he finds Ты attractive, he probably knows that it will get back to you. He’s hoping it does.

2. The look

He gives Ты a look that betrays his calm exterior. Even though he is across the room, “that look” he has says it all. It is sweeping, from your head to your toes, and then...
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posted by Mallory101
..Thats right....Be amazed. (:

Abaza (Russia) Mysh bzi
Abaza (Russia) Umsh bzi
Abé (Côte d'Ivoire) Bomé
Abé (Côte d'Ivoire) Eli o
Abkhaz (Georgia) Mshybzia
Abkhaz (Georgia) Mshybziakua
Abkhaz (Georgia) [to a man] Bziara ubaant
Abkhaz (Georgia) [to a woman] Bziara bbant
Abenaki (Maine USA, Montreal Canada) Kwai
Abenaki (Maine USA, Montreal Canada) Kwai kwai
Abron (Ghana, Cote d'Ivoire) Akwaaba
Acateco (San Miguel Acatán Guatemala) Hanik'
Aceh (Sumatra) Saleum
Aceh (Sumatra) Assalamoe aleikoem
Achareta (South Asia) 'O
Achareta (South Asia) 'E
Achí (Baja Verapaz Guatemala) [to man] Xla, ta
Achí (Baja Verapaz...
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This has probably happened to a lot of Ты because of taking notes in class.

Have Ты ever got a little blister или callus because of Письмо too much on your finger? It's normal. All it is is a small callus from the pen applying a bit too much pressure или rubbing for too long against your skin.

Calluses are not dangerous, but they aren't pretty either. All people who practice something with their hands all the time get them. Playing the гитара или even cooking a lot can result in calluses.

So Ты have some calluses and Ты want to get rid of them. Fine. Use pens that have a little padding and try not to push down so hard on the pen.

Ты can also do a treatment to get rid of calluses. Put your hands in warm water with лимон for 10 минуты and let them soak. Then dry them off and apply creams или миндальный, миндаль oil to the callus. Use hand cream daily and Ты will see a difference.

If the callus hurts and does not go away then ask your parents about it. Lol
posted by Alma_
-Get to know a Друзья bookie and place bets for them. Insist on keeping half of any money they win.
-Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
-Call other people "Champ" или "Tiger.". Refer to yourself as "Coach."
-Drum on every available surface.
-Sing the Бэтмен theme incessantly.
-Staple papers together in the middle of the page.
-Ask 1-800 operators for dates.
-Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings.
-Sew anti-theft detector strips into people's backpacks.
-Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.
-Insist on giving weather forecasts in public. -Claim...
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I looked this up and it was interesting.

The word “dream” is most likely related to the West Germanic draugmus, (meaning deception, illusion, или phantom) или from the Old Norse draugr (ghost, apparition) или the Sanskrit druh (seek to harm или injure).e
You cannot snore and dream at the same time.c
Adults dream off and on, for a total of about an час and half to three hours every night.e
By the time we die, most of us will have spent a quarter of a century asleep, of which six years или еще will have been spent dreaming—and almost all of those dreams are forgotten upon waking.g
The average person...
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When creating a Список of 100 ways to motivate yourself it struck that there were some commonalities inherent in a lot of the entries. Most of the items on the Список consist of a physical или emotional state that Ты don’t currently have but can make into a goal of some type that Ты can then strive after. The motivation in this is two fold if Ты keep in mind that the journey или striving is just as important as the goal или endpoint. If Ты can periodically look at how far Ты have come from where Ты started then the distance left to the goal won’t matter as much because Ты will have a sense...
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posted by AnnaSmiley
Coca-Cola would be green if colouring weren’t added to it.

What is called a "French kiss" in the English speaking world is known as an "English kiss" in France.

The average lead pencil will draw a line 35 miles long или write approximately 50,000 English words

In 1386, a pig in France was executed by public hanging for the murder of a child

You can't kill yourself by holding your breath

There is a city called Rome on every continent

It's against the law to burp, или sneeze in a church in Nebraska, USA.

Dolphins sleep with one eye open!

It is impossible to sneeze with your eyes open

Queen Elizabeth I...
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#10 Ask if they have change for a penny.
#9 Have one of your Друзья hit Ты on the back and spit out a piece of white gum или a tic-tak, this will make people think they broke your tooth.
#8 Go to the mall and ask people if they have change for the payphone. Don't stop until Ты have $20 или more.
#7 If Ты have to write a story for English class, write: Once upon a time, The end, and turn it in.
#6 After a lesson, if the teacher ask if there are any questions, ask something completely randon like "Where do Дети come from?"
#5 If the teacher leaves during the middle of a movie, get up and change the channel to Spongebob или Музыка videos.
#4 Go around Пение the Free Credit Report.com songs.
#3 Go around hitting people on the head and say: "Could've had a v8."
#2 Get a bra and use it to shoot eggs at people.
#1 When the intercom comes on, drop to your knees and yell, "NO! It's those voices again!
"Sometimes Ты wanna give up cause Ты dont think that Ты can make it. But in the end you'll be ok. Things will come and go.

You have to hang tight, hold on, be strong, Переместить on, and keep your chin up. Cause tomorrow you'll deside on another way.

When everything inside Ты hurts, Ты just cant believe how it always comes back so much wrose. Just when Ты think Ты had all Ты can take, just stick up your head and know that Ты will always have a better day.

Somedays it can be hard and feels like the world is spining. Its never easy but we have rough times to try and build up our character not...
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posted by Bluekait
Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth или I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right

My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for Ты to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got еще chins than Chinatown

Well, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows

Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, Ты know it
(Fat, fat, really, really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come...
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