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posted by victoria7011
Well hey!This is a Список of 20 things to annoy your parents...

1.Say "thats hot!" after EVERY thing Ты say

2.Take all of the toilet paper from the bathroom and try to sell it to ur parents.

3.Look through magazines and shout loudly "BRITTANY IS MARRIED TO A CAVE MAN!" and other Болталка things whenever your parents are near you.

4.When they say a word from a song Ты know,burst into that song.

5.Tap on their door all night.

6.At everything they say yell "LIAR!!"

7.Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."

8.Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"

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posted by eslisle4254
I found this poem and i felt i needed to post it

Month One

Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I Любовь the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your сердце beat is my Избранное lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If Ты could see me, Ты could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my Главная though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy, I'm a girl !! I hope that makes Ты happy. I always want Ты to be happy. I don't like it when Ты cry. Ты sound...
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Honhonhon! Bonjour English man! Grow a real dick and don't fuck with Peter Pan! I'm Francis Bonnefoy and everyone loves me! Ты call me a wanker, cause mine is the biggest! Fuck off with your kid brother, cause USUK surely hits it!

SHUT UP! Ты DAMN FROG FACE! The fact that your on the same continent is a disgrace! All Ты are is a bloody wanker, my rhymes hit hard, like Captain Hook's anchor! Your just a bloody whore, I can't stand your face no more, your such a prick! Even Sealand has еще dick! I have an army of Red Coats! Ты have shitty little boats! Waiting till the last minute?...
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"Tonight (I'm Lovin' You)"
(feat. Ludacris & DJ Frank E)

I know Ты want me
I made it obvious that I want Ты too
So put it on me
Let's remove the Космос between me and you
Now rock your body
Damn I like the way that Ты move
So give it to me, oh oooohh...
Cause I already know what Ты wanna do

Here's the situation
Been to every nation
Nobody's ever made me feel the way that Ты do
You know my motivation
Given my reputation
Please excuse me I don't mean to be rude

But tonight I'm loving you
Oh Ты know
That tonight I'm loving you
Oh Ты know
That tonight I'm loving you
Oh Ты know
That tonight...
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posted by pure-angel
Ты must look into other people as well as at them. Lord Chesterfield

A good deed is never lost: he who sows courtesy reaps friendship; and he who plants kindness gathers love.

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners.
Lord Chesterfield

The secret of many a man's success in the world resides in his insight into the moods of men and his tact in dealing with them.
J. G. Holland

To rejoice in another's prosperity, is to give content to your own lot: to mitigate another's grief, is to alleviate или dispel your own.
Thomas Edwards

Hear the meaning within the...
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posted by chelo_monster
I know that all people lie. But if that lie is so evil that it’s hurting Ты and the people around you, Ты have to take action. Ты have to catch them first, and then everything will follow. Tear them to pieces and rip them apart! Muwahaha!

Here are some signs that someone is lying to you.

1.    Don’t maintain eye contact
Less than half conversation

    -It’s true that the eyes are the windows of the soul. Ты have to observe. Look at his eyes. If he can’t look at your eyes during the conversation, that could be an indicator that he is lying.

2.    A...
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posted by Me_Iz_Here
There are a lot of creeps on Omegle. Whether you're just bored, trolling, или being a creep, Ты will definitely run into a pervert on Omegle. So here are some comebacks Ты can use.

Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.

Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.

Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.

Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.

Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell Ты where I fucking live so we can fuck Болталка strangers.

Stranger: Ты like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: Ты ARE talking about the person, right?

Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, или copy everything they say.
posted by xoPixie-Popxo
If you've never laid your eyes on these shows, YOU'RE DOING YOURSELF A FAVOR! Oh and feel free to add your own reasons by commenting below! I may include some of your ideas in this Статья and I'll make sure to add your username! :D (Oh God I sound like an annoying advertisement.)
(Sorry for the long reasons!)

From Cartoonnetwork:

The Problem Solverz
-Poor animation. It looks like it's been drawn by a 7 год old's foot with the lights out.
-I cannot understand ANYTHING that they're saying.
-What exactly is that brown guy? A block of poop?
(I would Список еще reasons but I only saw the Показать for 2 seconds...
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I am a god at this...

1)Ask the most randomest Вопрос to a stranger, but seriously-like and then laugh, but than go back to serious
2) randomly when Ты have to go to the bathroom yell "BATHROOM!" and run to it as fast as u can, waving ur arms around
3)When in the bathroom, dance for half n час and then when ur parents say "is it goin all right in there?" say "NOOOOOO!"
4)When ur in a pool get up from the water and say "I CNT BREATH!!!"
5) When someone asks for Ты to do something say "YO MAMA!" and run away (i do tht all the time)
6)At school spaz out and than when Ты get calm fall out of you...
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posted by littleangel0520
'It is an unfortunate fact that we can secure peace only by preparing for war'
- John f. Kennedy
'Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety - nine percent perspiration'
- Thomas Edison
'Impossible is a word only to be found in the dictionary of fools'
- Napolean Bonaparte
'The child is father of man'
- William Wordsworth
The government of people, by the people, for the people shall...
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posted by samuraibond005
I find homework to be arrogant and inefficient. Schools think they are so important that they can dictate whether или not the kid can have time after school for other, also important things. yeah, we learned all this in class and some kids didn't get it, but first of all, it is not like nobody else in the class understood it, секунда of all, they won’t get it any better without a teacher to help, and third of all, if they care enough to get anything out of their education anyway, they will ask somebody for help.
Of course, there are classes in which homework makes sense, such as my AP world...
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posted by percyLover101
"You know what your useless!!! Get out of here!! I can't stand to look at Ты anymore!!!", My mother yelled as I ran out the back door of our house, tears streaming down my face. My feet ran as far as they could until, on got caught on a rock and I landed face first into a dirt plot. Slowly I dragged myself to a nearby дерево and leaned against it.

"Useless.... How am i useless....", i thought to myself. It all just happened so quickly... The words just spilled out of my mother's mouth.... This is what had happened..

"I'm going to go across the улица, уличный to help Grandma Ofelia with her groceries.......
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1. When a twilight Фан says 'twilight rocks' say 'rocks made of twilight?'
2. Go up to a twilight fan, scream 'Bella! Bella! BELLA!!!! YOU'RE AWESOME!!!!' when they say 'I know right!' say 'Oh no I meant Bellatrix'
3. Ask them all Вопросы about twilight that Ты can think of. When they ask why say 'I'm doing a book Сообщить on the most boring Книги of the world'
4. Get all the boys and twilight haters (better for them to be Harry Potter fans) to start saying 'Edward, Edwardo, Eddibear, sparkle sparkle'
5. Say that Ты hate Stephanie Meyer, she's a horrible Автор and her Книги make want to poke...
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posted by Ninjacupcake
Hate is everywhere. It can be because of race, gender или if someone is gay/lesbian/bi. Sadly, a lot of us have to live with it. What I want to speak about are the hatings of people with different sexual orientations.

Most of Ты have heard Born This Way by Lady Gaga. I want to say that everyone IS beautiful in their way cause God makes no mistakes. Even though I'm straight, that does NOT mean that I hate others. I Любовь everyone. It makes me mad, but also sad, because that's a human being Ты are hating. They have red blood when they bleed, need Еда when they are hungry, and DANG, their poop...
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posted by AnimeFan66
 The San Antonio Zoo
The San Antonio Zoo
Hello! Most of Ты already knew that for the whole weekend, I had not been online because I went to San Antonio with my mom, my older sister and her boyfriend. I am glade to return Главная and to return on here as well- I have missed Главная as well as my greatest Друзья on here and in honor of this I would like to give to Ты all a short story about all of what I did on this trip.

My family and I left the house last Thursday around 2:00 PM. We had to stop by at my sister's house first because her vehicle was еще "on the trip" go unlike our фургон, ван which has serious proublems. After we left the residence...
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posted by xxXsk8trXxx
1. Don't care about her feelings.
2. Don't allow her to go out without your permission.
3. Your friends, the game, and your video games are еще important than her.
4. She needs to get Ты Еда while Ты sit and do whatever Ты want.
5. Call her a "whore" and a "bitch".
6. Beat her when she's not obeying you.
7. Never reply to her texts. Remember, you're "busy".
8. хлопать, привкус her жопа, попка and grab her boobs.
9. Never tell her that Ты Любовь her.
10. She pays for dinner, not you.
11. Force her to have sex with you.
12. She's pregnant? Break up with her. Переместить somewhere far, far away.
13. Never use a condom, even if...
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posted by LittleOtaku1
1 dress up as hidan on the first день of school
2 when the teacher asks why your not doing anything, tell him/her to shut the fuck up
3 ~normal clothes~ impersonate your teachers movements
4 sing friday by Rebecca Black over and over again
5 when Ты get in trouble, tell the teacher that he/she aint got no pancake mix
6 steal her markers
7 draw a penis on the whiteboard with her permanent markers Ты stole
8 poke him/her in the stomach and ask him/her how it feels to be the dough boy
9 sleep
10 dress up as Italy from Хеталия ~or however Ты spell it~ ad yell макаронные изделия, макароны all day.

i made these!!
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1.You abuse our Любовь Ты lose it.
2.When we find the right guy we Любовь him and NEVER want to lose him.
3.Our Любовь is a privlige NOT a right.
4.Our hearts are delicate items, so when we do give them to the guy we Любовь be careful with it.
5.Drinking will NOT impress us in any way shape или form.
6.Guys Ты should respect our feelings.
7.In our relationship with Ты (the guy) We have dominance to.
8.We're as good at listening as we are at talking.
9.When it comes to the guy we truly Любовь we will devote A LOT of our time to only you.
10.When Ты (the guy we love) break our hearts, you've pretty much killed us until we heal.
 Cheryl Cole and Nicola Roberts.
Cheryl Cole and Nicola Roberts.
Not that anyone's interested, but here are my current вверх 11 female 'celebrities'.

1. Cheryl Cole. (yeah, I didn't think you'd be surprised.)
-Words just can't describe how much I Любовь this woman. If I try to then I'll take up this entire article.

2. Amy Lee.
- She has the most stunning voice, and she's absolutely beautiful; Evanescence wouldn't have ever been Evanescence without her. She's amazing.

3. Avril Lavigne.
- I'm a big Фан of her music. She's cool, she's cute, and with all this, she has amazing hair. :3

4. Hayley Williams.
- She also has amazing hair, like all the people on this Список actually....
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