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posted by Cantwait4book5
Dear Noah,
We could have sworn Ты сказал(-а) the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
Sincerely, Единороги

Dear Twilight fans,
Please realize that because Вампиры are dead and have no blood pumping through them, they can never get an erection.
Enjoy fantasizing about that.
Sincerely, Logic

Dear Icebergs,
Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a bitch.
Sincerely, The Титаник

Dear J.K. Rowling,
Your Книги are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two friends?
Sincerely, Anonymous

Dear America,
You produced Miley Cyrus. Bieber is your punishment.
Sincerely, Canada

Dear Boyfriend,
I can make...
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posted by Insane4ever
This is a Список of Болталка 10 things that just make me seem like an idiot...b4 u start Чтение them....sry for all the typing mistakes il make.....if i make them.....ok just read....

1.i walk into walls often
2.i crash my bike into buildings all the time
3.i try to get high by eating peanuts
4.i sometimes walk into the same Стена right after i walk into it the 1st time!!!
5.i poke my own eye
6.i say "peanut is a mooooo" wery often
7.i trip on flat surfaces
8.i walk into trees 2
8b.ok i walk into anything solid
9.i trip 60% of the time im getting out of the bus
10.my life dream is to eat a giant pizza.....n then throw it up on someone i hate

thank Ты for your time il be sure 2 make еще lists of my fatal retard-ness или how ever....i hope u had a good laugh.....so bye n арахис is a mooooo!!!
yes this was an acual Сообщить i had 2 do 4 class

    Have Ты ever heard of Euthanasia? Well It’s commonly known as assisted suicide, which either way сказал(-а) is illegal. But I believe that we should legalize it for medical reasons. Legalizing euthanasia would help ease suffering of terminally ill patients. It would be inhuman and unfair to make them endure the unbearable pain.
    In case of individuals misery from terminal diseases или in conditions where effective treatment wouldn’t affect their quality of life; they should be дана the choice weather...
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*If I had forgetten something else please let me know thanks :) :P*

So, long назад me and my brother Kyle here
We was hitch hiking down a long lone-some road
When all of a sudden, there shined the shining demon..
And he said!
"Play the best song in the world..or I'll eat your souls..."
So we each looked at each other and сказал(-а) "OK!"
So we played the song that just so happened to be! The best song in the world! It was the best song in the world! Look into my eyes and its easy to see when a one makes two and two and one makes destiny...
Once every thousand years или so,
Is when the sun dont shine and the...
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posted by karpach_14
Advantages Of Being A Woman
Why it's better to be a Woman!

1. We got off the Титаник first.

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character или the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier, so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't...
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FRIENDS: Lend Ты their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN DUDE! RUN!'

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat или drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why Ты have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail Ты out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting Далее to Ты sayin "THAT WAS FREAKIN' AWESOME!!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen Ты cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won't tell everyone else Ты cried...just laugh about it with Ты in private when your not down anymore.

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1-TIK TOK-Ke$ha
2-NEED Ты NOW-Lady Antebellum
4-CALIFORNIA GURLS-Katy Perry Featuring Snoop Dogg
5-OMG-Usher Featuring will.i.am
6-AIRPLANES-B.o.B Featuring Hayley Williams
7-LOVE THE WAY Ты LIE-Eminem Featuring Rihanna
9-DYNAMITE-Taio Cruz
10-BREAK YOUR HEART-Taio Cruz Featuring Ludacris
11-NOTHIN' ON YOU-B.o.B Featuring Bruno Mars
12-I LIKE IT-Enrique Iglesias Featuring Pitbull
13-BEDROCK-Young Money Featuring Lloyd
14-IN MY HEAD-Jason Derulo
15-RUDE BOY-Rihanna
16-TELEPHONE-Lady Gaga Featuring Beyonce
18-JUST THE WAY Ты ARE-Bruno...
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posted by MrOrange16
This is a Список of rules for the internet I found on link. Just for laughs :)

1. Do not talk about /b/*
2. Do NOT talk about /b/*
3. We are Anonymous.
4. Anonymous is legion.
5. Anonymous does not forgive, Anonymous does not forget.
6. Anonymous can be horrible, senseless, uncaring monster.
7. Anonymous is still able to deliver.
8. There are no real rules about posting.
9. There are no real rules about moderation either — enjoy your ban.
10. If Ты enjoy any rival sites — DON'T.
11. Ты must have pictures to prove your statement.
12. Lurk moar — it's never enough.
13. Nothing is Sacred.
14. Do not argue...
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posted by EllentheStrange
Warning: This Статья contains disgusting facts that just as the Название states, Ты may not want to know! With that being said, please read on with caution.

Next time Ты lean in for a kiss, Ты might want to think about this:

1. The nose drips into the back of the mouth and Ты may get mucus mixed with saliva when kissing.

2. Fungus is constantly growing in the oral cavity.

3. The white blood cells from your partners mouth will attack yours when embracing in a kiss.

More Болталка Gross Facts:

1. One of the gasses in your farts is actually flammable. If Ты attempt to light your gas on огонь it...
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posted by beeibe
I found this beautiful Статья and I had to share :)

One день a father of a very wealthy family took his son on a trip to the country with the firm purpose of Показ his son how poor people live.
They spent a couple of days and nights on the farm of what would be considered a very poor family.
On their return from their trip, the father asked his son, "How was the trip?"
"It was great, Dad."
"Did Ты see how poor people live?" the father asked.
"Oh yeah," сказал(-а) the son.
"So, tell me, what did Ты learn from the trip?" asked the father.!
The son answered: "I saw that we have one dog and they had...
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posted by darkkhorn19
It was around 12:30 and I was at the grocery, I was busy getting some apples when a teenage boy goes over to me and hands me a cold bottle of water and a magazine. I thanked him, but apon Чтение the magazine it was full of lies. It was trying to convert me to Christianity, so before I drank the water, I threw the ice-cold water in his face, dropped the magazine, and сказал(-а) "If your so-called "God" exsisted, why didn't he stop me from doing that?" The boy simply replied "Because your denying his love". Right away, I replied "Oh please, If there was a God, I bet Ты he'd rather prefer a good honest Athiest than a preacher on Televison going around lying about his healing powers". He was angered "And how do Ты know who God would prefer?!" If it was even possible at the time, I was calmer than before and answered. "The very same way the bible was made". I smiled warmly as I saw him stomp away with anger.
posted by SpecialAmp
1.Jump off mount Everest 2.Crash a car into McDonald's 3.kill britney spears 4.eat ur own arm 5.burn sombody with gasoline THX FOR READING!!! well i'm new to Fanpop so can u request me???? plz :) :) :) :) Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
posted by HaleyDewit
I hate it when people have bad critics on my stories when they suck at writing,because I don't

I hate it when people tell me what to do.The only people I ever listen to are my parents and the one who pays me every month

I hate it when people tell me I'm wrong,when I'm convinced that I'm right

I hate it to be left in the dark

I hate it to be ignored или forgotten

I hate it to be compared with other people.I am who I am and Ты should accept me that way

I hate it that people who hurt me just get away with it while I'm left with all the pain

I hate it that grown ups consider teenager's problems as unimportant and highly overrated

I hate it that I'm so jealous sometimes

But I'm not a hatred person, sort of.
posted by salmiddle
girl asked a boy:
(Girl)Do Ты think I'm pretty?
(Girl)Do Ты want to be with me forever
(Girl)Wouls Ты cry if I walked away?
girl asked a boy:
(Girl)Do Ты think I'm pretty?
(Girl)Do Ты want to be with me forever
(Girl)Wouls Ты cry if I walked away?

(Again the boy said)NO
She heard enough and waz hurt, ****he walked away tears ran down her face.
The boy grabbed her arm and said:
(Boy)- You're not pretty, you're BEAUTIFUL
(Boy)- I don't want to be with Ты forever, I NEED to be with Ты forever
(Boy)- and I wouldn't cry if Ты walked away... I would DIE!!!!
(Boy whisperz)-...
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This is just the back story for my Sonic the Hedgehog Фан character. Do Ты think it's good?

Atsuko Mana Kenyoku was born in Osaka, Japan. Her interests were American superhero comics, old television, technology, and music. She's very quiet, and sometimes even shy. her mom, Izumi Kenyoku, was a junior high school teacher. and Atsuko's dad, Makoto Kenyoku, worked at a record shop. Atsuko had a 17 год old brother named Masahiko, who was learning ninjitsu at the time, and was also very skilled at it. He liked to tech her What he knew. the Kenyokus weren't rich, but they had a fair amount of...
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posted by IsabellaMCullen
1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on или off.

2. Blow your nose and offer to Показать the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, dammit, all of Ты just shut UP!"

4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7. Shave.

8. Crack open your портфель или purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

9. Offer name Теги to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down....
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posted by Abilei
♥♥ A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty and he сказал(-а) no. She asked him if he would want to be with her forever and he сказал(-а) no. She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry, and once again he replied with a no. She had heard enough. As she walked away,tears streaming down her face he caught her arm and said...You're not pretty you're beautiful. I don't want to be with Ты forever, I NEED to be with Ты forever. And I wouldn't cry if Ты walked away...I'd die... ♥♥ ~~THE END~~ ♥♥.......Isn't that sweet? Tonight at midnight your true Любовь will realize they like you. Something good will happen to Ты at 1:00-4:00pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere on IM или email, outside of school,anywhere! Get ready for the biggest shock of your life. If Ты break this chain letter Ты will be cursed with 10 relationship problems for the Далее ten years.
posted by musicfanaticXD
1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics.They lived in the Sarah Десерт and traveled by Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.

2. The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible,Guinessis, Adam and Eve were created from an яблоко tree. One of their children,Cain, asked, “Am I my brother’s son?”

3. Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened хлеб which is хлеб made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He...
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 I don't care who Ты are, it still looks like a Nazi salute to me.
I don't care who you are, it still looks like a Nazi salute to me.
Over the past few months, I’ve noticed that, when it comes to Britain, the majority of Fanpoppers know very little. As a result, I have decided to write a guide. Ты can thank me later.

1.    Money

We use pounds (£). Pounds are basically dollars, but are coins instead of notes. Our coins are 1p,2p,5p,10p,20p and 50p. The ‘p’ stands for pence. There are 100 pennies to a pound. After the coins, we then have the £5,£10,£20 and £50 notes, although £50 notes are very rare.

2.    Schools

The first real stage of school in Britain is Primary school for...
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1. Because, let's face it, if Ты are one of those Democrats that spews constant rubbish about how being environmentally friendly will cost too much, then you'll realise that Ты didn't quite think it through... Where do Ты think we get all the resources from to make money and еще technology?

2. Because... Life isn't all about humans. There's a whole planet out there and Joe (common Joe) thinks about his stomach.

3. Sustainability. Being еще sustainable, funnily enough, will actually give humans the chance to be able to use a relative amount of resources and not have to worry about them running...
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