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posted by XxLalasaysxX
*Zendaya- Scared
*Eminem- Berzerk
*Eminem- Like toy soldiers
*Zendaya- My baby
*Ellie Goulding- Burn
*Ellie Goulding- Starry eyed
*Ellie Goulding- Lights
*Miley Cyrus- Wrecking ball
*Katy Perry- Roar
*Katy Perry- Part of me
*Katy Perry- Wide awake
*Imagine Dragons- Radioactive
*Imagine Dragons- It's time
*Imagine Dragons- Demons
*Zendaya- Beat of my drum
*Zendaya- Replay
*Beyonce- Who run the world (girls)
*Ariana Grande- Baby I
*Victoria Justice- Best friend's brother
*Victoria Justice- Gold
*Chris Brown- Fine China
*Miley Cyrus- We can't stop
*Macklemore and Ryan Lewis- Can't hold us
*Psy- Gentleman
*Lmfao ft. Lil...
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posted by Diblover111
 This picture is also done by ak-47
This picture is also done by ak-47
Please note: Everything before the dotted line thing is not done by me, it is done by
ak-47. Just a couple differences in our writing: 1 They did theirs in 3rd person, I’m doing mine in 1st, point of view Dib. 2, They mention Dib is in pajamas, in mine Dib is in his normal clothes. Oh, and this story will continue. This is just the first part. Ok, here it is…

Dib stumbled out from the door, coughing and wheezing. He took a few steps вперед before turning his eyes, red rimmed with smoke and exhaustion towards his burning house.
"Dad! Gaz!"
With a burst of adrenaline, he sped back towards...
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posted by cA_iNen11
A team of вверх scientists and engineers at Battelle, a world famous technology organization based in Ohio in the USA, has compiled a Список of the вверх ten technological trends that will shape our world over the Далее 20 years. Here are some innovations that they have predicted:
NANOMACHiNES
These are microsopic machines, as small as atoms. They will revolutionize several industries & may do many things for us - from heating our homes to curing cancer.Battelle researchers see the medical industry as the most important area for this technology by 2020.'We may be able to develope nanomachines that...
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October 10

Well, it is that time of year. Wanda and I are running our new dogsled team. We started running our Собаки in the sport of dog катание на санях about three weeks ago. We are broke right now, using a wagon and cheap harnesses for our Собаки to pull. We are getting a gangline, enw harnesses, and a sled. THe sled is so expensive it is worth еще than our house. HA! Anyway, so we took the Собаки on their first "long run" today. We only took two of the Собаки and took them about three miles when we considered turning back. THey WOULD NOT turn around and wouldn't quit pulling so we let them go. We went...
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posted by x-menobsessed26
There used to be a улица, уличный named after Chuck Norris, but it was changed because nobody crosses Chuck Norris and lives

Every time Chuck Norris looks into a mirror it breaks. Even glass is not stupid enough to get between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can strangle Ты with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

Chuck Norris died 20 years ago, Death just hasn't built up the courage to tell him yet.

Brett Farve can throw a football 50 yds. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Farve even farther.

Some magicans can walk on water, Chuck Norris...
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posted by bvbmary15
1. “I Любовь your physique. Ты must be very strong.”
Boys are very sensitive when it comes to their strength. Complimenting them on their body will boost up their self-esteem and Ты will become an instant hit for them. However, make sure Ты don’t use this on every секунда guy.2. “Have we met before или do Ты have any hot twin brother out there?”
This goes without saying. Which guy wouldn’t like to be called ‘hot’?3. “Are Ты going to ask me out, или do Ты like it when the girl makes the first move?”
This line is witty and very flattering. However, use it only when Ты are absolutely sure that the guy is interested in you.4. “You are just so funny. Ты always manage to crack me up”
Guys like it when a girl tells them that she finds them funny. It makes them feel good about themselves.5. “You hardly find good looking boys with brains out here. Are Ты an alien?”
Praise him for his wit and he’ll be yours just in a blink!
1. My sister Angela,got pregnant at 16 and when she went into labor she was Чтение a magazine about Twilight and she was like, "Ooooooh,Taylor Lautner is Sin-aaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggghhhhhhhhh."and when we took her to the hospital she was still Чтение the mag.

2.Alex,my cousin was in a living history wax muesem in fifth grade and she was Betsy Ross.

3.I was riding my fourwheeler one день and I burnt my leg-it peeled and now it looks like a birthmark!

4.When I was 4 my Aunt was 12.And she took me shopping in the mall with me and her boy friend,Chris,she was in Victoria's secret and she wasn't watching...
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posted by brooki
Well ... yea. Just thought these were cool. Like applesauce.

I'm kind of obessed with you. I hope Ты realize how inconvient that is.

Don't be jealous cause I'm a ninja!

Good Друзья don't let Ты do stupid things ... alone.

Don't make me call my flying monkeys!

Math illeteracy effects 8 out of every 5 people.

Insanity runs in my family. It practically gallops.

Do not make me throw a possum at your face.

Automatic doors make me feel like a JEDI.

AWW! THAT IS SO CUTE! Ты actually think I care :)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA... No.

If Ты met my family, you'd understand.

HAHA. Wait, what?

We're so cool ice cubes are jealous.

"Hey, guess what?" "No."

Comments DISPARSE! did I use that right ... ? :/
posted by Andolion
 Oh Boy, the yard - My Избранное
Oh Boy, the yard - My Favorite
Excerpts from the diary of a dog:
8:00 a.m. Oh boy, dog Еда – my favorite.
9:30 a.m. Oh boy, a car ride – my favorite.
9:40 a.m. Oh boy, a walk – my favorite.
10:30 a.m. Oh boy, another car ride – my favorite.
11:30 a.m. Oh boy, еще dog Еда – my favorite.
12:00 p.m. Oh boy, the kids – my favorite.
1:00 p.m. Oh boy, the yard – my favorite.
4:00 p.m. Oh boy, the kids again – my favorite.
5:00 p.m. Oh boy, dog Еда again – my favorite.
5:30 p.m. Oh boy, Mom – my favorite.
6:00 p.m. Oh boy, playing ball – my favorite.
8:30 p.m. Oh boy, sleeping in my master’s постель, кровати – my favorite....
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So whenever ur in a crowded place i find that it is really fun to ummmmm well play some jokes on Болталка passerby!!!! if ur like me read on.................

The number one thing to do!!
Get a 1 или 5 dollar bill.
Get some Шоколад icing.
Put the icing in a little turd shape on the money ( u see where i'm going with this??)
Put the bill in plane view and watch the peoples expressions!! they usually go from " look some money!!!!" to " Ughhh run away!!!"
It is just hilarious and when u get tired of watching или see somebody who looks like they'll take it anyway..... walk over pick it up and put the icing...
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by Karen Armstrong
December 2010
222 pages
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One of the most original thinkers on the role of religion in the modern world—author of such acclaimed Книги as A History of God, Islam, and Buddha —now gives us an impassioned and practical book that can help us make the world a еще compassionate place.

Karen Armstrong believes that while compassion is intrinsic in all human beings, each of us needs to work diligently to cultivate and expand our capacity for compassion. Here, in this straightforward, thoughtful, and thought-provoking book, she sets out a program that can lead...
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posted by misscrazel
A young fourteen год old girl walked down the road talking to her three closest friends. she was an average girl of average height and she had dirty blond hair and brown eyes with a light dusting of freckles.

She and her Друзья reached her driveway and she walked down to her home. she had a strange feeling like someone was trying to take her over. she ignored it and went inside.


that night she had the strangest dream. she saw a young boys dead body laying in a small room. his mother was there weeping over his dead body. his spirit drifted out and flew away. he found a baby and possessed her....
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posted by australia-101
25 Steps To Building A Webpage
1. Download a piece of Web authoring software ~ 20 minutes.
2. Think about what Ты want to write on your Web page. ~ 6 weeks.
3. Download the same piece of Web authoring software, because they have released 3 new versions since the first time Ты downloaded it. ~ 20 minutes.
4. Decide to just steal some Обои and awards to put on your site. ~ 1 minute.
5. Visit sites to find Обои and awards, find 5 of them that Ты like. ~ 4 days.
6. Run setup of your Web authoring software. After it fails, download it again. ~ 25 minutes.
7. Run setup again, boot the software, click...
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 Kingsley<--♥♥
Kingsley<--♥♥
Entry #1
    My mother is so stupid, I know Ты shouldn’t say that about your flesh and blood, but it’s true about MY mom! She bought me this diary, I’m into online blogging, but I see her plan-snatch away MY pride and joy. All my mom does is eat potato chips at her secretary job for BYOPS (Be Yourself Outlet Pre School). She works about-what-1 час per week! She’s an IDIOT!
    This is what she сказал(-а) when she dropped the huge bombshell of ‘we’re moving to Mississippi’, “Kingsley, hon, we’re moving to Mississippi! And I bought Ты this...
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posted by seacat243
Пение Career






By,
Sydney
I thought this was going to be one of the most exciting events in my entire life but, it was the opposite. All my life I wanted to be a singer. I thought I would never get the opportunity to work out my vocals. But one day, it all happened… “Oooo, what’s this?” I сказал(-а) as I looked at a commercial on T.V. The commercial said, “Ever dreamed of becoming a singer? Now’s your chance!!! Go to www.countrycanadasinging.ca. If Ты send us an E-mail, We might actually sign Ты up to be a singer!!! So, again that’s, www.countrycanadasinging.ca if Ты want to sign...
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posted by Wolfdreamer9
1. I wish Ты were a door so I could slam Ты all day.

2. Nice legs...what time do they open?

3. Do Ты work for UPS? I thought I saw Ты checking out my package.

4. You've got 206 Кости in your body, want one more?

5. Can I buy Ты a drink или do Ты just want the money?

6. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

7. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted постель, кровати Thrasher: have Ты seen one?

8. I'm fighting the urge to make Ты the happiest woman on earth tonight.

9. Want to play army? I'll lay down and Ты can blow the hell outta me.

10. I wish you...
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I have a very boring Humanities teacher, and therefore for the purpose of survival I must invent games to get through the monotony. I was thinking of making this a regular feature for every new game I come up with, let me know what Ты think.

Okay, this first one is a variation of Connect 4 which i have adpted to make it not only available to play in lessons, but also in silence.

Basically All Ты need is paper and a pencil. And an equally bored friend

Ты draw an 8 by 8 grid no the paper with lines along the sides and bottom. Ты then choose whether to be see through circles или shaded ones. You're friend is the other one. then basically like connect 4, Ты take it in turns to draw your круг in, and try to 'connect 4'.

remember like the original game u cant randomly place them in the middle, they ahve to go from the bottom up.

Have fun, and tell em if Ты want еще of my games ;)
*****Things Guys think Girls should know*****

We’re not as big of perverts as Ты think we all are.

No matter what Ты say, your ex-boyfriend is an asshole.

We like Ты to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too.

Don’t argue with us when we call Ты beautiful.

Don’t treat us like crap, what goes around comes around.

We know you’re pretty, that’s one of the reason’s we’re going out with
you.

Don’t go into detail about your period. It scares us. If Ты have cramps
and we ask Ты what’s wrong, just tell us it’s that time of the месяц and
nothing more.

If Ты really liked us for us, you...
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1) Ты lose arguments with inanimate objects.

2) Ты have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.

3) Your job is interfering with your drinking.

4) Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.

5) The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.

6) Ты sincerely believe that alcohol is the elusive 5th Еда group.

7) 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence? I think not!

8) Two hands and just one mouth - now THAT'S a drinking problem!

9) Ты can focus better with one eye closed.

10) The car park seems to have moved while Ты were in the pub.

11) You...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
It seems that every few months, Ты always hear about that new indie Название that is a true Dark Souls successor. Hollow Knight is the new Dark Souls, Blasphemous is the new Dark Souls, Cuphead is the new Dark Souls- Wait, what? But there was one game that went almost under everyone’s radar and was less discussed. Maybe it had a following, but compared to Hollow Knight, it was practically unheard of. And this game goes by Salt and Sanctuary



Taking place in a fictional kingdom with characters looking like they crawled out of a Newgrounds game, Ты find your character left on a deserted...
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