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posted by iamagagamonster
~ In my opinion! alright! Ты can think what ever Ты can think about the heros on here ~

5. Batman: The majority of people Любовь batman, I go for Superman. Бэтмен dosn't even have super powers he only has gadjets [spelling?] and gizmos. One день he's gona be in deep danger and then he won't be able to reach his "special" button. Without the help of his sidekick, which brings me to my Далее hero

4. Robin: Robin is a superhero named after a migratory songbird that Ты can find in your backyard and feed bird seed to. Can someone tell me why they would name Batman’s sidekick after a songbird? What...
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posted by ShiningsTar542
Oily skin is the hardest to take care of, especially when Ты are teen and prone to breakouts.

Today we are going to share with Ты how to treat oily skin with a cheap and easy product: cucumber.

Many people don't know it, but cucumber calms, cleans and gives valuable nutrients to skin.

If Ты have red skin patches, acne, oily skin или blackheads, cucumber can help.

How? Write down this cucumber wash recipe and use it alongside your regular facial cleansers.
Liquify a cucumber in a blender или Еда processor along with one glass of non-fat milk. Blend with the peel and all because the peel has the most vitamins. Then, with a cotton ball, apply the mix to your face, especially in problems areas. Let the mix do its magic for 15 минуты and then remove it with warm water.

Always remember that after a treatment such as this Ты need to wash your face with facial soap and apply your moisturizer.
hope u like!
October 10

Well, it is that time of year. Wanda and I are running our new dogsled team. We started running our Собаки in the sport of dog катание на санях about three weeks ago. We are broke right now, using a wagon and cheap harnesses for our Собаки to pull. We are getting a gangline, enw harnesses, and a sled. THe sled is so expensive it is worth еще than our house. HA! Anyway, so we took the Собаки on their first "long run" today. We only took two of the Собаки and took them about three miles when we considered turning back. THey WOULD NOT turn around and wouldn't quit pulling so we let them go. We went...
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posted by Ownzer493
*walk**walk**walk**stop* "You Hear that?"
"It's масло, сливочное масло Time?"
"I guess."


"way way way?"

"I dunno"

" Hey!It's Coming from over here!"

"Penut......Time!....Butter.....Time! Penut масло, сливочное масло желе Time Penut Butt желе Time!"


*brow raised*

*sound of pistol*

*Banana Pain*

"Oh Crap"

"HE KILLED банан MAN!"

"ITS PENUT масло, сливочное масло желе TIME!!!"

"no he's alive"


posted by kitkat709477
now i will read the female comebacks Man: Where have Ты been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you. Man: Haven't I seen Ты someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore. Man: Is this сиденье, место, сиденья empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if Ты sit down. Man: Your place или mine? Woman: Both. Ты go to yours, and I'll go to mine. Man: So, what do Ты do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator. Man: Эй, baby, what's your sign? Woman: Do not enter. Man: How do Ты like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized. Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services...
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posted by madening_mahem
I hate people who annoy other people because they think it's funny.
I hate that smell of "fresh clean" and death in hospitals.
I hate Doctors offices.
I hate needles.
I hate haters.
I hate blood tests.
I hate how anxious I can get.
I hate how I can get so intoxicated just from the smell of oranges.
I hate how much I Любовь chocolate.
I hate when I have artist's block.
I hate when I'm bored.
I hate rejection.
I hate how life can be a bitch.
I hate it when people tell me something I already know, and they demand my attention because they think it's important when it's not.
I hate all but 5 laws of authority....
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here is what i got so far:
It had been the Third time we sat in these chairs.
the third time people sent us back.
Next to me my brother Aiden was drumming his hands nervously.
He didnt really like this place Nor did i, at that exact moment the door creaked open and in came Mr. Pond.
he was a tall thin man that wore glasses and right now was looking frustrated and annoyed.
he gave a small sigh and said"You promised me Ты guys would try."

"Mr. Pond we did try! we swear we-"

"Olivia! If Ты had tryed there house woldnt have looked like a torrnado went through it!"
I bit my lip. He got me there...
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1.Stand Далее to a bathroom, stroking a soap bottle while saying: "It's okay my darling, we will get out soon".

2.Sniff every type of cheese in the aisle.

3.When somebody walks by you, stare at them with
BIG eyes.

4.Squirt every type of perfume Ты can find.

5.When in the bathroom,scream as loud as Ты can.

6.Tickle yourself in front of the toilet scrubbers.

7.Hop like a frog around the store.

8.Get a glowing pen and act like Ты are scanning the молоко and say:"We shall see".

9.Act like a detective, trying to find the missing Whipped Cream Monster.

10.Put on a юбка and do yoga in the middle of the store....
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Эй, everyone.
I'm back with another list. And this time, I do know who to credit. All these Цитаты are from George W. Bush. For real. I found them online on various media sites. The ranking, however, is my own.

20    "They misunderestimated me."
     —Bentonville, Arkansas; November 6, 2000
19    "Goodbye from the world's biggest polluter."
     —In parting words to world leaders at his final G-8 Summit, punching the air and grinning widely as those present looked on in shock, Rusutsu, Japan,...
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1. Relate everything they say to the Harry Potter Книги and/or movies.

2. Say they look like a Harry Potter character of the opposite gender.

3. Quote Dobby.

4. Hog the computer 24/7 while logged onto MuggleNet.

5. Read out loud to them whenever they can't get away from Ты (Example: When in a car или an elevator). If Ты don't have a book with you, recite from memory.

6. Give them Harry Potter merchandise for their birthday and Рождество and demand that they keep it and treasure it forever.

7. Rewrite their Избранное song with Harry Potter lyrics and sing it constantly.

8. Crowd their inbox...
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Many people give money to charities believing their money will be used to help people in need. They don't always realize that their money may instead be used to fund testing on animals. While some people believe animal testing is necessary, there are now many humane ways to learn about disease and to test medical treatments, methods that are actually еще effective than testing on Животные and that do not cause pain and death to innocent creatures.
Here are just a few of the charities that currently fund testing on animals. If Ты object to testing on animals, let these charities know Ты cannot...
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posted by prinelsa
Try to get hypnotised!Squint at them really hard and they'll look like they move.Did it work?bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb
Sorry,I had to post that for my Статья to be allowed.
 Stare at one and the other will Переместить
Stare at one and the other will move
 Переместить your eyes around the image quickly или scroll this page up and down to see them go into motion.
Move your eyes around the image quickly or scroll this page up and down to see them go into motion.
 For best affect look at the bottom of the image
For best affect look at the bottom of the image
 Focus solely on the body and the rings will appear to Переместить
Focus solely on the body and the rings will appear to move
еще Numa than Ты ever wanted to hear. Ссылки to every single Numa song I could find. You're welcome, или maybe not. Here ya'll go.






link (This one is hilarious)















link (This one's great too)





link (sort of)




link (sort of)

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I'm not sure if anybody is reading, but if Ты are: HI!!! And I've read several other Статьи much like this one.

On with the show!!! ...if anybody is reading...


1) I'm a pegasister/I like MLP.

2) I'm barely starting the new school год and I feel like I'm failing my geometry/math class.

3) I am obsessed with an Аниме character, along with the Аниме itself, Mizore Shirayuki from Rosario Vampire. And I wannabe just like her ( hence the Имя пользователя ).

3) I want my punctuation and grammar just right. So if Ты see an error: tell me!!

4) I'm always the bullied kid.

5) I can't stand jazz and...
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posted by animelol

OH my gosh, we survived the 2012 apocalypse!
Friend: Wait, werent we supposed to die?
Friend: Hmm... oh well
Me: So Im just going to say happy new год and PLEASE watch the ball drop at...
Friend: WHAT?
Me: Duhh! Anyway watch the ball drop at NYC
или something like that.
Friend: And check out what happen so far in 2012!
Me: Uhh yeah like Hurricane Sandy and the massacre at Sandy Hook...
Friend: *silence*
Me: *silence*
Me: So sorry for u guys at Sandy Hook and those who got knocked over by Hurricane Sandy!
Friend: Im never going to the пляж, пляжный again!
Me: WHY?
Friend: CUZ THE пляж, пляжный IS SANDY!
Me: Oh, right. Watever.
Friend: Dont forget to look at the records for 2012 and possibly 2013!
Me: Sure! And WATCH SMOSH!
Friend: Go to Ссылки and click on the link that says smosh.com!

posted by canal
I woke up from a terrible nightmare. It was of Jonathan killing Mason. I took short hard breaths as got off my bed. " Your awake early" a farmiler voice said. I turned expecting to see a blonde haired blue eyed Mason but no. I saw a dark haired green eyed Jonathan. " Wha how when " I stuttered. "I'm alive. The darkness. And...last night." Jonathan said.
I narrowed my eyes and gave him a look that could have killed him if my eyes were daggers. Jonathan krept in and stood leaning on my dresser. The way he looked at me made mes feel insecure as if he could read my thoughts. "I'm going to change"...
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posted by KitKitty12
Say there were to best Друзья in the world.Until one день their lives became different all because of one stupid question.THe two faught until they were so mad the дерево word were shouted out"I hate you"One yelled out at the other until everything fell apart in their lives.They starmed off and never went back.And thats my story but it all happened a little to fast so let me tell Ты the whole story.MY name is Kenzie and the one that shouted was my freind Kaitlyn.I never wanted this to happen but time for what happened.Me and Kaitlyn were walking to our classrooms and on the way Kaitlyn's biggest crushed walked by and started talking to her his name was Colton."Hey Kaitlyn"Colton said."H-hi Colton"she сказал(-а) figiting with her backpack."Want to come over to my place later after school"Colton asked looking sure of himself."I don't thank my parents would like that"siad kaitlnyn
posted by hetaliaitaly
BLACK: black is protection but can also be anger of someone else или yourself.

BLUE: blue is calming and emotional color that can be used in good times and bad times.

BROWN: brown is the earth and being close to nature and being close to others feelings.

GREEN: Green is a beauty and understanding of others choices and what happens in your mind.

GREY: grey serenity and silence of being at peace with your problem.

ORANGE: оранжевый is change and moving вперед with your life and letting go of the people that have hurt Ты in the past.

PINK: розовый is universal Любовь или self-love
and loving of of the people...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
I went to постель, кровати hoping
that you'd change
and everything would be like it used to.

Every morning,
I woke up relizing
nothing had changed
Ты were just the same.

I've since дана up on that dream,
you'll never change,
but I have.

I'm done hoping,
I'm done waiting,
consider me gone

theres not point in me staying
im just your pawn
its not like u will ever change

im just a spirit trapped in one cage
your the reason for my pain
i hoped uyou change?

in this one single page
with this сердце full of rage

consider me gone its to late
to save a life i death and hate
i know its Ты im happy to die
atleast when im gone your going to die.
Note; This song is based off of My Little Pony; Friendship is Magic's very own Pinkie Pie's song, 'Giggle at the Ghostie'.

Come on, Fanpop, don't Ты see!
When I was a little silly and the trolls would bring me down!
Their malice and their hatred was starting to make me frown!
I'd cry in my own bedroom, from what I thought I read! But this shouldn't be the reason that I should end up dead!
They say, "Phoenix, Ты gotta stand up tall, and deal with these dumb fags! They're just idiots who try to be a dirtbag!"
'Teehee' at the Troll!
Do a barrel roll!
Slap the swearing jerks!
Always have your perks!
Ignore the idiot!
Сообщить the hypocrite!
And tell that stupid jerk to leave Ты alone
And GTFO off the computer because if they don't they got another thing coming for them and TROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLLLL!
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan them!

Now don't let those trolls get to you. Kick their asses and get them off of Fanpop and ze internetz. :3