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posted by Kanji

Most Common Eye Colors

Brown
The eye color that can be described as the most common amongst human beings is brown, with the exception of countries around the Baltic Sea. It is the result of the presence of large amounts of melanin (eumelanin) within the iris stroma. People who have very dark brown irises might give the appearance of having black eyes.

Hazel
Another common eye color is hazel. Hazel eyes are the result of a combination of a Rayleigh scattering and a modest amount of melanin in the front border layer of the iris. Hazel eye color has also been defined as the medium-color between...

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This Really Weird Dream I Had

posted by spongefan612

This is a long dream I had. I know I say, "Then" a lot, but can Ты cut me some slack? Fanpop isn't school.

My dream started out with being at my friend Gavin's house. It looked bigger than before. There was some party. I went to another room and someone was charging the laptop I just got and the same laptop I'm typing this dream on. I got it but unfortunately the person charging it said, "The internet isn't working right now." And I thought, "FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUU." I went through a door and then my sister was there. She was wearing a bikini for no reason. She сказал(-а) hi and walked past me. After,...

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Redneck Computer Terms

posted by johnnyboy-69

Hard drive - Trying to climb a steep, muddy холм, хилл with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.

Keyboard - Place to hang your truck keys.

Window - Place in the truck to hang your guns.

Modem - How Ты got rid of your dandelions. Usage: "We gonna modem dandelions"

ROM - Liquor often mixed with Coke

Byte - Beginning of an insult, often followed by the word "me" или "this"

Cursor - The person doing the cursing. What some guys do when they are mad at their wife and/or girlfriend.

Tab - What Ты owe the bartender

Shift - How Ты get to a different gear.

RAM - Great truck

Редактировать - Past tense of "eat" "Wher'd that leftover possum belly go?" " Ты Редактировать afore Ты passed out las nite.

Internet - Where her рыба were when she caught em ( In er net).

Fonts - That really cool guy from the show, Happy Days.

Laptop - Where the stripper sits.

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Death Penalty

posted by Usui--takumi

I'm Against death penalty. Looking at the death penalty system in action, Ты realize that the only purpose it serves is retribution или revenge, it is seriously (and intrinsically) flawed in application and that there is a serious and continuing risk of executing innocent people. And, it costs much еще than life in prison.
130 people wrong fully convicted people were sentenced to death and were lucky to be exonerated and released, eventually. DNA, available in less than 10% of all homicides, can’t guarantee we won’t execute innocent people. If someone is convicted and later found innocent...

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ubjb's fashion

posted by darina25

here is the outfit

This is ubjb's Описание of the outfit me just plane blue jens рубашка thats usally black... and any comfortable clothing, i would like for my hair style a curly blond hair that is quite long... is that okay?? so i did it. i hope she likes it. it was an easy work because after i read the Описание i knew straight away, what to draw. the jeans are dark, shoes simple and grey - they are supposed to go with the cardican- the cardican also grey with a hood. the cardican is covering a simple black t-shirt that for me Форс-мажоры the blond long curls. i thought there should not be any accesories needed because this is a "simple" outfit. i didn't want to make the outfit look over looked " looking a bit too much" so i hope u like u'r outfit ubjb. ( link )

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30 ways to annoy your teacher

posted by Guste_LT

30 Ways To Annoy your Teachers ^_^
(Making your teachers turn red with anger , guaranteed *thumbs up*)
WARNING: MAY CAUSE SUSPENSION, DETENTION, или ANYTHING ELSE THAT ENDS WITH -ION.)

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as Ты walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at...

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Whistles kills

posted by akatsuki_lover9

Doggone it- 1. He rips Cub's lower half into pieces because Pop left Cub in a room with Whistle, whistling as he leaves. stupid choice Pop.

2.Giggles is playing with Whistle and a bird is whistling. this makes Whistle go psycho and rip all the skin off of Giggles' body except for her head. why bird, why did Ты whistle?

3.Whistle mauls The моль after Mime blows a whistle to warn The моль that he's about to hit Whistle. not very smart Mime.

4.Whistle mauls Disco медведь when Mime blows his whistle AGAIN to warn him about The mole's car coming towards him. Disco медведь would've died a less painful death if Mime hadn't blown the whistle.

Chore loser-1.Whistle rips all the skin off Cub's arm then is ripped to shreds by Whistle. poor Cub, lolz

2.there is a scene at the end where Whistle is about to attack Pop. this may или may not have killed him.

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10 ways that Lord Voldemort is like a sterotypical teenage girl:)

posted by precious211

They both had nose jobs.
They both over-obsess about a certain guy.
They both loosed weight over their teenage years purposely.
They both hate everybody.
They both have thier "posse."
They both had a facial implant.
They both thier parents and wish they were borne somebody else.
They both have issues with their body.
They both wear makeup. (Voldemort likes the goth, angered soul type. It Форс-мажоры him better.)
They both can't trust anyone, but themselves.
And that's it:)
Role Play:
Voldemort: "What?! What is this filthy mudblood saying about me?"
Deatheater: "Well Lord it seems that she is calling Ты an...

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10 crazy things about me

posted by KatiiCullen94

1. when i sneeze i sneeze again like straight after the first one, i cant just sneeze once!!

2. i don't tan. i burned, peel and then white again!

3. when i use new soap, my hands itch.

4. i like to read out load. Чтение in my head is a little unfocused for me.

5. i get zits on my arms!!! eww!

6. i have two freckles on my thighs that look my bites, (im a fangerbanger!! shh)

7. i really really really hate crocs (the shoes!)

8. i will scream down a building if i see toads! i am petrified!!

9. i constantly talk to myself, and i mean it!! ALLLLLLLLLLLL THE TIME!!!

10. I make funny noise when i drink, i cant help it!

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Болталка Phobias

posted by victoria7011

These are real phobias:

Trichopathophobia - Fear of hair.

Peladophobia - Fear of bald people.

Melophobia - Fear of music.

Lachanophobia - Fear of vegetables.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia - Fear of long words (can Ты even pronounce that word?)

Arachibutyrophobia - Fear of арахис масло, сливочное масло getting stuck to the roof of your mouth.

Unatractiphobia - Fear of ugly people.

Dromophobia - Fear of crossing the road.

Pogonophobia - Fear of beards.

Linonophobia - Fear of string.

Do Ты have a phobia of any of these?

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Болталка Jokes

posted by nessienjake

I recieved and email with a Список of Болталка jokes I thought I'd share it with Ты guys :)

Lawyer Joke
10 Husbands, Still a Virgin
A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands.

On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin."

"What?" сказал(-а) the puzzled groom.

"How can that be if you've been married ten times?"

"Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative: he kept telling me how great it was going to be.

Husband #2 was in software services: he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he сказал(-а) he'd look into it and get...

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24 ways to: annoy people

posted by moo000

1. Wait for a rainy day. Por paper confetti into sombodys closed umbrella and wait for them to go outside and open it.

2. Use a pin to prick a hole near the вверх of sombodys drinking straw.

3. Find an old rag. Put a coin on the floor and stand near by. When people come along and try to pick up the coin rip the rag so they think they have torn their pants.

4. When a friend is drinking a can of something fizzy, wait untill they are not looking and poor in some sugar. The sugar will make the drink froth up and poor out of the can.

5. Keep sending your frends on fool's erands. - this means asking them...

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192 Funny and Interesting Facts<3

posted by GDragon612

It is impossible to lick your elbow (busted)
A крокодил can't stick it's tongue out.
A shrimp's сердце is in it's head.
People say "Bless you" when Ты sneeze because when Ты sneeze,your сердце stops for a mili-second.
In a study of 200,000 ostriches over a period of 80 years, no one reported a single case where an ostrich buried its head in the sand.
It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.
A pregnant goldfish is called a twit. (busted?)
More than 50% of the people in the world have never made или received a telephone call.
Rats and Лошади can't vomit.
If Ты sneeze too hard, you...

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Can't Rent My сердце

posted by xboxrocksx45

Ты say all the день Ты want to be mine but when Ты fill like Ты need Любовь Ты try to pay me money and even though, i Любовь Ты i say no i have to go.Sitting in the rain all alone Ты never saw that Ты passed bye goodbye. Ты can't rent this сердце not today when Ты couldn't even say,i Любовь Ты if Ты did i would Любовь Ты too. when will Ты learn Любовь is nautral not for you! not for you! when Ты say my name i think of Ты but no one of me...no one to see no one to Любовь no one but me

omg guys plz rate my 3'rd song to день and pretty happy about it plz Комментарий if Ты want to write a song with me thank you! i Любовь all my fanz

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Justin Beiber

posted by GoldnSnitch_96

Ok, this is for all the obsessed Beliebers out there. Justin is going to die. Maybe not literally, but at least metaphorically. This kid has managed to make it to the вверх in a very short amount of time, with little talent. His fame is purley hype, eventually u deluded Beliebers will realise that there is nothing that special about this kid. My бас, бас-гитара playing uncle has еще musical talent than he does, but, he isnt a teenager with stupid hair, so he dosent get the spotlight. JB will be forgotten, he cant live that long off of hype. If he wants to go down as someone famous, he needs to earn it,...

The Floating Hats

posted by Mrbiskit

Note: Alice in Wonderland is not created and owned by me. This is a story for this website and Fanfiction.net.

Alice saw Tarrant dressed as a lifeguard and сказал(-а) "Hi Tarrant. What's going on?"

Tarrant сказал(-а) "I'm working on a experiment involving hats."

Alice сказал(-а) "I don't understand what you're talking about."

Tarrant сказал(-а) "I'm used to hearing that. I'm trying to make hats that can float in water which is why I'm going to be a lifeguard today."

Alice сказал(-а) "I didn't know that there was a pool nearby."

Tarrant сказал(-а) "It's been around since 1865. I have an idea."

Alice сказал(-а) "What?"

Tarrant сказал(-а) "You should...

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How To Annoy Your Driver

posted by BellaCullen96

All passengers should pretend to have their own brake pedal.
Always grab the dashboard или doorhandle and yell "Whoa!"
Always tell the driver to slow down или speed up.
As a passenger, feel free to take your shoes off and smell up the whole car.
Constantly remind the driver of road conditions.
Every time Ты see a car do something that ticks Ты off, ask everyone in the car with Ты if it is included it on the "How to drive like a Moron" webpage.
Every time Ты see a car pulling out, yell to the driver "Watch it!"
Grab the steering wheel if Ты feel the driver can not deal with a traffic situation....

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The Nut House Episode 10

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. Ты can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 10: Mack

Parker: *Angry as he sits down, waiting for his Еда to arrive*
Kevin: Get ready.
Liam: His fist will hit the table, in 3. 2. 1.
Parker: *Hits the таблица with his fist*
Kevin: Now he's gonna go to the кухня and knock on the door.
Parker: *Walks to the kitchen,...

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The Fanpop Community April Fools Project of 2017!

posted by deathding

April Fools is almost here, let's make it one to remember!

или TFCAFP2K17, for short.

....It's really not that much shorter though. XD But anyway...

Hey everyone, how're ya'll doing today? So it's recently come to our attention at this point that April Fools is almost here, and I currently have an idea to make this one the funniest out of them all.

More specifically, a sort of community event, and I figured that this would be the best place to put it, since the Болталка community is pretty damn huge, as we all know.

So here's the gimmick: This Saturday is the big day, and I want people to participate in this huge April Fools event that will forever be one...

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My Youtube Channel!

posted by deathding

Эй, guys, Jared here, and I just wanted to share my channel with all of Fanpop! I am currently let's playing Sinjid Shadow of the warrior, and I have been uploading like crazy! ^___^

Hope Ты enjoy my channel, and don't forget to like and subscribe if Ты loved my videos!

See ya!

link

My Имя пользователя is Jared Potts for those who can't use the link.
Ты might find me by my вверх 10 Kirby Boss Fights.

Here on my channel I do let's plays, countdowns, eventually reviews, или even just playing games in general, while also being somewhat funny!

If this interests you, be a kind person and check out my videos, every little bit helps, and thanks!