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I'm bored, so I thought I'd share with Ты a few websites online that Ты can Дизайн characters! Ты all probably have either created characters, like for fanfictions, stories, или just in your mind, and here are some websites where Ты can Дизайн their appearance! или Ты could always make yourself and use it as a snazzy avatar/profile pic, или make characters from books/movies/etc. that already exist! There are tons of websites out there, these are just a few.
This website is by far the best superhero generator I've found. Basically Ты use it to make your dream superhero!!! (I use it to...
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Hide in the хобот, ствол of your neighbor's car and see where it takes you.

Tell passing cars "Hey, your wheels are rolling." (Be suprised when people stop to look.).

Yell Болталка things out of your car window at Болталка people mcdonalds drive thru line.

Our teacher fancy miss carrutherssss and wnats to дата her.

Go up to a car stopped at a stop light, and tell them "Turn right at Далее left!".

Pretent to swim down your street. if anyone looks at Ты wierdly tell them your car broke down.

Get fake blood put it on lay in the midle of a road car comes yell I like potatoes.

Go to your local department store and...
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posted by slytherin360
found this on the net:

9 Fun Things to Do During a Boring Lecture

1) When the professor asks a question, raise your hand. If the professor calls on you, point to someone in the Далее row and say "He knows." Pick a different person each time.

2) Buy a watermelon. Give it to the professor. If he/she asks, say "They were out of apples."

3) Bring a fishing rod. Try to catch things on the professor's desk.

4) Bring a tape player and a tape of a thunderstorm. Keep it hidden. Sometime during the lecture, start the tape, stand up, claim that the professor has angered the gods and leave. Watch to see...
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By a Harry Potter fan.

1) Ask them if being a Potterhead means they smoke pot.
2) Point out how much еще successful Robert Patz was in Twilight.
3) Steal their Hogwarts robes.
4) Pretend to know what a Hufflepuff is.
5) Ask them why there is no yellow brick road in Hogwarts.
6) Get confused between Voldemort and Dumbledore.
8) Never use the number 7.
9) Call Bellatrix 'Big Head'
10) Ask loudly why Фред and George never noticed their brother was sleeping with a strange man.
11) Laugh at Dobby's death.
12) Refer to Hedwig as 'the strange birdie'
13) Buy them an Umbridge inspired dress for Christmas.
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posted by NatalieSunshine
1.Run with her on the beach.
2.Give her your sweater when she’s cold.
3.Never talk about other girls infront of her.
4.Learn to play the гитара for her.
5.Comfort her when she’s scared.
6.Watch the sunset with her.
7.If she can’t sleep read her a bedtime story.
8.If Ты get in a fight with her and she starts crying,just stop and hold her.
9.Never force her to do anything.
10.Call her beautifull,especially when she least expects it.
11.Never let her walk alone.
12.Play with her hair when she’s laying on your chest.
13.Always make the first move.
14.Never lie to her she’ll find out.
15.Kiss her when...
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When it comes to guys, Ты can usually narrow it down to three things: sports, sex, and beer. However, there are some things Ты might not know about the male that go beyond their Избранное team, position, and alcoholic beverage. For your enjoyment, I present 25 things about guys Ты probably didn't know, didn't want to know, или didn't take the time to notice.

1. As much as Ты want to talk about past relationships, zip the lip. When Ты tell a guy Ты are still good Друзья with an ex, that translates to, "we still hook up occasionally."

2. Always wait to hear how many people they've slept with...
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1. paint everything in your sisters room black see what happens

2. get your sister или brother a drink put pepper in it....

3. play all your Музыка really load

4. blackmail them O.o

5. act like a cow.

6. lick them O.o

7. give them a хлеб сэндвич, бутерброд

8. set their alrm for two in the morning

9. bite them

10. flush the toilet when their in the shower

11. ding ding ditch their room

12. eat their food

13. be right in their face when they wake up

14 sit on them

15. put your cat или dog on their face see if the animal farts in their face XD
posted by EmzLovesCheryl
Hey, this is my piece for my drama exam, without the stage directions. I started Письмо it out on here as a way of learning it, then I thought, why no post it? I may as well, it's going to do no harm. :D
So here it is, its rather depressing though. So if Ты don't need to be depressed right now, then I suggest Ты don't read it. :)

[Give me a break. You’re going to go back to your Друзья and either forget all about us или tell a story about the hideous freak Ты met tonight. Ты don’t know me, if Ты did, you’d never think we’d be friends. I don’t have Друзья - except my brother....
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found this on the net:

13 Fun Things To Do To Get Salespeople on the Phone to Hang Up

1. If they want to loan Ты money, tell them Ты just filed for bankruptcy and Ты could sure use some money. Ask, "How long can I keep it? Do I have to ever pay it back, или is it like the other money I borrowed before my bankruptcy?"

2. If Ты get one of those pushy people who won't shut up, just listen to their sales pitch. When they try to close the sale, tell them that you'll need to go get your credit card. Then, just set the phone down and go do laundry, shopping или whatever. See how long that commission...
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NOTE: These "facts" have not necessarily been verified. They are just for fun.

1.If Ты keep a goldfish in a dark room, it will eventually turn white.

2.San Francisco cable cars are the only National Monuments that move.

3.Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical рыба stores.

4.A Wisconsin грузоподъемник, вилочный погрузчик operator for a Miller пиво distributor was fired when a picture was published in a newspaper Показ him drinking a Bud Light.

5.More people study English in China than speak it in the United States of America (300 million).

6.For every person on earth, there are an estimated...
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posted by spunkyonyx
Angel Eyes
Angel Face (to me this one is a little werid)
Babe ( I like to be called this one)
Baby (I Любовь to be call this one too)
Baby Doll
Baby Face
Baby Girl (I Любовь to be called this one)
Baby Любовь
Beautiful (this one doesnt fit for me)
Blue Eyes (or in my case brown eyes)
Chunky (If a my man called me this ohhhh lord he be crusin for a brusin)
Dear сердце
Dewdrop (all I have to say is lolz)
Dream лодка (this one makes us sound kinda...
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1: Do Ты sleep with your closet doors open или closed?

2: Do Ты take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?

3: Do Ты sleep with your sheets tucked in или out?

4: Have Ты ever stolen a улица, уличный sign before?

5: Do Ты like to use post-it notes?

6: Do Ты cut out coupons but then never use them?

7: Would Ты rather be attacked by a big медведь или a swarm of a bees?

8: Do Ты have freckles? partly, but they're hard to notice so not really.

9: Do Ты always smile for pictures?

14: Do Ты ever dance even if theres no Музыка playing?

15: Do Ты chew your pens and pencils?

16: How many people...
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posted by lalaland101
every час of every day, gamblers lose $696,000 in Las Vegas casinos

south africa fad: some boys in cape town have their upper teeth extracted to look cool

at last count, the U.S. had 612,020 fast Еда cooks and only 393,730 farm workers

sean connery and lionel richie both keep their oscars in the bathroom

a heated труднопроизносимое слово, челюсть, jawbreaker can explode when bitten into

studies Показать that covering a wart with duct tape is еще effective than having a doctor remove it

your еще likely to die on your way to buy a lottery ticket then Ты winning the lottery

a glass bottle can take as long as 4,000 years to decompose

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found this on the web:

10 Question: If a blonde and a brunette fell off a building, who would hit the ground first?
Answer: The brunette - the blonde would have to stop for directions!

9 The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her пицца cut into six pieces или twelve.

"Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

8 A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked,

"Where did Ты get that?"

The pig replied,

"I won her in a raffle!"

7 A person went into the office кухня one morning and found a new blonde girl painting...
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posted by ladyshela
Found this online

A break up is like a broken mirror.
It is better to leave it broken
than hurt yourself trying to fix it.

I can't escape the thought of you.
Even in my dreams Ты are there.
It's not fair how your gone,
and how you're moving on so fast,
while I am still living in the past.

Breaking up is not a stupid thing;
instead it makes Ты a better person
and realize your mistakes.

Letting go of someone dear to Ты is hard,
but holding on to someone
who doesn't even feel
the same is much harder.
Giving up doesn't mean Ты are weak!
It only means that
you are strong enough to let go!

Breaking up...
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There was a boy called Jake who always got teased at school he got because he was different one день he he cme back to school it looked like a normal день but while everyone walked around Jake acted himself like every normal день but when the колокол, колокольчик, белл rang for clas he got a 44 огонь arm he shot lot's of the kids teacher too so Ты let that be a lesson for Ты if Ты had not teased him he would have been fine who knows Ты could have even saved his life.

Afew days past and Jake was dead he had decided to shoot himself in the head many people blammed it all jake when really it was there own fault at take.
posted by SymmaGirl2
Just a couple of song titles. I'll add "in my pants" to the end of each one to keep it interesting! XD Here goes~!
Cool Edition...in my pants.
Just Dance...in my pants.
Mr. Wonderful...in my pants.
Alcohol...in my pants.
Let's Boil Hot Water...in my pants.
Firetruck...in my pants.
Thriller...in my pants.
I Like Hamburgers...in my pants.
Go Google It...in my pants.
Ten Faced...in my pants.
Parallel Days...in my pants.
Little ударник, барабанщик Boy...in my pants.
Secret Princes...in my pants.
Moonlit Marionette...in my pants.
Meltdown...in my pants.
Prison...in my pants.
Labyrinth Butterfly...in my pants.
Beside Me...in...
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posted by God_of_the_Dead
So, this isn't a guide on how to cure depression. As they say, if Ты can't produce your own neurotransmitters, store bought is fine. If Ты need medication and a therapist, there is no shame in that. Some of these might help, though, so give them a try.

Every few months или so, just sit down, relax, light some incense, and clear your mind. Comfortable?? Good, now take a pen (fountain pens work best) and write down all of the things Ты are grateful for. the world is wonderful and full of all kinds of happy things. Maybe you're grateful for your parents, maybe Ты have a toy Ты like. Maybe...
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 Image by: Lumo55000 on tumblr
Image by: Lumo55000 on tumblr
Okay so I was browsing the net and I found this lovely piece of work, that was published just two months ago. link
Apparently this is a 'student run' new site. So much for the plagiarism policy. Like at least give an exact link--as your site automatically generates for anyone who copies and pastes your work. But don't worry I already put that up вверх myself, out of respect. Anyhow I find it very funny how professionally set up this site is and yet they're utilizing my work without my permission and without even linking me to it. It's one thing to post my work (with credits) in appreciation of...
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In this method, the victim is hung upside down, so that the blood will rush to their heads and keep them conscious during the long torture. The torturer would then saw through the victims’ bodies until they were completely sawed in half. Most were cut up only in their abdomen to prolong their agony.


One of the torture devices during the Spanish Inquisition and medieval ages, this is probably one of the most gruesome of them all. The victim is put astride, naked, on a donkey-like apparatus, which is actually a vertical wooden board with a sharp V-wedge...
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