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posted by THARWAH
6
Boys bands have been dominating the average teenagers lives over the past decades... i thought it would be a good idea to post this Статья :) Комментарий on whether Ты agree with my choices или NOT, add some of your own xx Peace.love.lipgloss

-Qiki Joe

10# Mindless Behaviour

9# JLS

8# The Jackson 5

7# The Beatles

6# NSYNC

5# The Wanted

4# Backstreet Boys

3# Westlife

2# Big Time Rush

1# One Direction :)

the reason ONE DIRECTION is number one is simply because, together with their boyish good looks (they actually smoking), they have angelic voices creating a perfect combination and stealing us girls hearts everywhere... Boys dont be shy to say Ты Любовь the too! wink - wink
posted by Apiah
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There was a super gorgeous girl named Sana . her stunning hairs, beautiful face , seductive lips were enough to tempt any boy to Kiss her , no girl could match her beauty despite of all good qualities there was something that was making her worried and sick and it was her mental condition , when she was 4 she was cursed by a WITCH that every день at 12 noon she would become mental for an час and she was told that a Kiss from a super hot boy will get her rid of the CURSE.....since then she desperately waited for that super hot boy ......... one день exactly at 12 noon she came out of her house...
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Trolls are the main cause of people wanting to leave websites. This is really PATHETIC. I have no knowledge of why these people do these things, или why people give into it... I wish trolls would get a life and live it instead of terrorizing other people and lowering their self esteem. If you're a troll and Ты think it's funny, think again. Trolling is only funny on Memes & Rage comics. Trolls are pointless.. They're just big bullies that don't give a flying squirrel's butt bout other people's feelings and lives. This might be redundant but I don't care. TROLLS, GET A LIFE AND STOP MESSING WITH OTHER'S LIVES, Ты SICK, SICK PEOPLE.

Ты have no place to tell ANYONE how to live, или what they are, или even if they annoy you. Stop making people feel like crap just because your life sucks, или because Ты think it's fun. Get out in the REAL world and do something about it.

Thank you.




"Haters Gonna Hate, Mah-Homies Gonna Love."

^^ Austin Mahone joke. :P
posted by purplepep4
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 i'm the one in the middle with the brown hair!
i'm the one in the middle with the brown hair!
Hey! Everybody yesterday (4-19-2012) was mustache day! So who ever didn't wear a mustache Ты should of! Ты want to know why? Then i will tell you!(not!)(no i will tell you!) Cuz mustaches are awesome! i know your jelly! why? Cuz Ты don't have an awesome mustache like me! ( in your face!) ^_^ I'm sorry for hurting your feelings. It's just that I have a awesome mustache and Ты don't! i need to go to my interview now if Ты like Ты can stick around.
person 1: so how much do Ты like mustaches?
me: well this is the only time i will have a mustache till Далее год so.....idk!
person 1:come on...
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posted by IloveMyLord
Remember, there are no mistakes, only lessons. Любовь yourself, trust your choices, and everything is possible.
Cherie-Carter Scotts
Trust opens up new and unimagined possibilities.
Robert C. Solomon
Many people are blind to trust, not so much to its benefits as to its nature and the practices that make it possible.
Robert C. Solomon
All trust involves vulnerability and risk, and nothing would count as trust if there were no possibility of betrayal.
Robert C. Solomon
Trust is a skill, one that is an aspect of virtually all human practices, cultures, and relationships.
Robert C. Solomon
Trust is a...
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These are supposedly actual answering machine announcements.

1. My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to Ты as soon as we're finished.

2. A is for academics, B is for beer. One of those reasons is why we're not here. So, leave a message.

3. Hi. This is John: If Ты are the phone company, I already sent the money. If Ты are my parents, please send money. If Ты are my financial aid institution, Ты didn't lend me enough money. If Ты are my friends, Ты owe me money. If Ты are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.

4....
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posted by victoria7011
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Well hey!This is a Список of 20 things to annoy your parents...

1.Say "thats hot!" after EVERY thing Ты say

2.Take all of the toilet paper from the bathroom and try to sell it to ur parents.

3.Look through magazines and shout loudly "BRITTANY IS MARRIED TO A CAVE MAN!" and other Болталка things whenever your parents are near you.

4.When they say a word from a song Ты know,burst into that song.

5.Tap on their door all night.

6.At everything they say yell "LIAR!!"

7.Hold their hand and whisper to them "I see dead people."

8.Switch the light button on and off for awhile. Then say "Oh...I get it!"

9.Have...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
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1.Ride mechanical Лошади with coins fished out of the reflecting pool.

2.Try pants on backwards and Ask the salesperson if they make your butt look big.

3.At any clothing Stores take Heeps of stuff into the dressing room take an сделать ставку, ipod или something and play on it while ur bored and when its time to close say "I STILL HAVE TO TRY STUFF ON IDIOT".

4.Sneeze on the Еда sample's they have in woolworths.

5.At the bottom of an escalator, scream, “My shoelaces! Augh!” and pretend your stuck.

6.Ask the sales personnel at the Музыка store whether Ты can get a CD that Ты know they dont have and ask really...
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posted by IloveMyLord
"True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it be lost."
- Charles Caleb Colton

"Each friend represents a world in us, a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only by this meeting that a new world is born."
- Anais Nin

"My Друзья are my estate."
- Emily Dickinson

"A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out."

"A friend is one who walks in when others walk out"
-Walter Winchell

"A friend is someone who is there for Ты when he'd rather be anywhere else."
- Len Wein - Sent by Paulo Louro

"A friend is someone who knows the...
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posted by sakurahanazono
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1) Ben Dover
2) Holden MaGroin
3) Hugh Jass
4)Justin Time
5)Anita Bath
6)Noah Fence
7)Matt Trez
8)Ivana Tinkle
9)Mike Hunt
10)Sheik Yabooty
11.)Uri Nator

Ты could actually use these names as prank call names. If Ты want to prank call Ты could also say:

12.)Amanda hug'n'kiss
13.)Al coholic

I will not be held resposible if anyone gets into any trouble while prank calling people, but have fun anyways :D teehee



blah blah blah (apparently this Статья was too short so I'mma post Болталка crap xD teehee) blah blah blah!
Life without Любовь is meaningless. Любовь was born even before mankind was born and it still exists in all kinds of organism, including humans. Though Любовь is expressed in various forms and between different relationships, eternal Любовь is accomplished between a man and a woman. Любовь is one trait that never diminishes as long as Ты give it to others and keeps on growing.

There are immortal stories on Влюбленные and immortal Цитаты on love. Even in the stories that ended in tragedy, Любовь has never failed but only the Влюбленные have. They stand evergreen and are suitable for all ages of time, whatever is the advancement in technology and science. They are suitable.
posted by tokidoki123
[The Simpsons] 1F02 - Homer Goes To College #255
Homer: I've been working on a plan. During the exam, I'll hide under some coats, and hope that somehow everything will work out.
Contributed by funnytvquotes.com



[The Simpsons] 1F05 - Bart's Inner Child #32
Skinner: Damn...they're very slowly getting away!
Moe: They're heading for the old mill!
Homer: No we're not.
Moe: Well, let's go to the old mill anyway -- get some cider!
Contributed by funnytvquotes.com



[The Simpsons] 1F06 - Boy Scoutz 'N the капот, худ #86
Homer: Marge, don't discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what...
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posted by eslisle4254
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I found this poem and i felt i needed to post it


Month One

Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I Любовь the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your сердце beat is my Избранное lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If Ты could see me, Ты could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my Главная though. It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy, I'm a girl !! I hope that makes Ты happy. I always want Ты to be happy. I don't like it when Ты cry. Ты sound...
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So I am Письмо what I see people generally do when Ты stay the night with a friend. Sorry besties, but most of Ты do this. This also applies to siblings.



1. Play your Музыка even if they don't like it.
2. Ignore them by Чтение manga, texting, или stay on the computer
3. sing silly songs that make them mad then act surprised when they yell
4. leave the room every 10 minutes.
5. Don't answer their questions
6. take embarrassing pictures of them as they sleep
7. Act like a psychopath for fun and make them scream then laugh.
8. Be random
9. Laugh at weird times.
posted by PartyOrange
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1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If Ты have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what Ты think."

7. Claim that Ты must always wear a bicycle шлем as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything...
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posted by Gangster-Girl
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- Wax the ceiling
- Rearrange political campaign signs
- Sharpen your teeth
- Play Houdini with one of your siblings
- Braid your dog's hair
- Clean and polish your belly button
- Water your dog...see if he grows
- Wash a tree
- Knight yourself
- Name your child Edsel
- Scare Stephen King
- Give your cat a mohawk
- Purr
- Mow your carpet
- Play Pat Boone records backwards
- Vacuum your lawn
- Sleep on a постель, кровати of nails
- DON'T toss and turn
- Boil ice cream
- Run around in squares
- Think of quadruple entendres
- Speak in acronyms
- Have your подушка X-rayed
- Drink straight shots...of water
- Calmly have a nervous...
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posted by Alma_
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Chuck Norris Jokes

-Some people wear Супермен pajamas. Супермен wears Chuck Norris pajamas.

-Only Chuck Norris knows the true end of the movie Inception

-When Chuck Norris throws a boomarang it doesn't dare come back

-Do Ты know how many push ups Chuck Norris has done? All of them

-Neil Armstrong never went to the moon for NASA, he was trying to run away from Chuck Norris

-Chuck Norris knows the letter after Z

-Chuck Norris was the alien who told the Egyptians how to invent the pyramid

-What's Chuck Norris' Избранное Number?....................CHUCK NORRIS

-Superman wears Chuck Norris underpants.

-When Chuck Norris falls out of a лодка he dosn't get wet the water gets Chuck Norrised

-Chuck Norris doesn't read books, he just stares them down until he gets the information he wants out of them.

-Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.

-Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
posted by SymmaGirl2
4
Just a couple of song titles. I'll add "in my pants" to the end of each one to keep it interesting! XD Here goes~!
Cool Edition...in my pants.
Just Dance...in my pants.
Mr. Wonderful...in my pants.
Alcohol...in my pants.
Let's Boil Hot Water...in my pants.
Firetruck...in my pants.
Thriller...in my pants.
I Like Hamburgers...in my pants.
Go Google It...in my pants.
Ten Faced...in my pants.
Parallel Days...in my pants.
Little ударник, барабанщик Boy...in my pants.
Secret Princes...in my pants.
Moonlit Marionette...in my pants.
Meltdown...in my pants.
Prison...in my pants.
Labyrinth Butterfly...in my pants.
Beside Me...in...
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posted by bizeshnakarki
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I found this Статья on the internet.

1. Insist that Ты are a vegetarian and protest anytime your roommate eats meat. Then leave "Slim Jim" wrappers on the floor and lie on the постель, кровати holding your stomach every time your roommate walks in. If he/she asks about the wrappers, say Ты know nothing about them.
2. Get some hair. Disperse it around your roommate's head while he/she is asleep. Keep a pair of scissors by your bed. Snicker at your roommate every morning.
3. Every time your roommate walks in yell, "Hooray! You're back!" as loud as Ты can and dance around the room for five minutes. Afterwards,...
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posted by XxEmolovexX
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This took me a while to make, but anywys...these are comebacks i could think of that might work pretty well, Enjoy~

1. Tell them they're just желе because prussia is awesomer than them

2. Slowly look up at them with russia's sadistic grin and say in a creepy voice "You will become one with me"

3. Give them a creepy france smile

4. Call them a bloody wanker in a terrible british accent.

5. Shout at them saying they're just желе because you're the hero.

6. Call them a помидор bastard

7. Give them a creepy smile and jump up and down while yelling " marry me marry me marry me "

8. Smile darkly and...
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