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posted by prettystar
11
Hi Mommy!
I am only 3/4 of an inch long,
But I have all my organs.
I Любовь the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it,
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your сердце beat
Is my Избранное lullaby.

Month Two.

Mommy,
Today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If Ты could see me
You could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my Главная though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three.

You know what Mommy,
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes Ты happy.
I always want Ты to be happy.
I don't like it when Ты cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too,
And I cry with Ты even though
You can't hear...
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posted by i_luv_angst
14
This was forwarded to me in an e-mail, so I don't really know where it comes from:

1 Look at your zipper. See the initials YKK? It stands for Yoshida Kogyo Kabushibibaisha, the world's largest zipper manufacturer.
2 40 percent of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.
3 315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.
4 On the average, 12 newborns will be дана to the wrong parents daily.
5 Шоколад kills dogs! True, Шоколад affects a dog's сердце and nervous system. A few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog.
6 Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as a medicine.
7...
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posted by jeannette27
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Now tell me that our God is not the coolest!!!
Amazing.
The glue that holds us together....ALL of us....is in the shape of the cross.
Immediately Colossians 1:15-17 comes to mind.
"He is the image of the invisible God, the firstborn over all creation.
For by him all things were created; things in heaven and on earth , visible and invisible,
whether thrones или powers или rulers или authorities;
all things were created by him and for him.
He is before all things,
and in him all things HOLD TOGETHER. "
Colossians 1:15-17
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posted by Smib
4
1
Look at your zipper. See the initials YKK? It stands for Yoshida Kogyo Kabushibibaisha, the world's largest zipper manufacturer.

2
A duck's quack doesn't echo. No one knows why.

3
40 percent of McDonald's profits come from the sales of Happy Meals.

4
315 entries in Webster's 1996 Dictionary were misspelled.

5
On the average, 12 newborns will be дана to the wrong parents daily.

6
Chocolate kills dogs! True, Шоколад affects a dog's сердце and nervous system. A few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog.

7
Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as a medicine.

8
Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and...
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- Act like a spy / secret agent for the day, when at work или out and about ?

- At the bottom/top of escalators shout "SHIT MY SHOELACE !"

- Ask Болталка people if they want to see your "belly button " ?

- Bark like an angry dog at people in the улица, уличный или shopping center !

- Become a paparazzi for your friends, follow them around with a camera whilst shouting their name ?

- Make funny faces at strangers to make them laugh !

- Make up crazy facts about Болталка things and tell them to strangers as though Ты are very smart.

- Make sound effects for everyday actions !

- Out of nowhere, или when it is quiet,...
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Me reminiscing
Hello, it's been years since I was actually active, and I thought to myself, man I wonder how good old Fanpop is doing right now. How old was I when I was truly active at this site? 12? 14? Either way, I was probably cringy and immature. Woah, look at that Kataralover, Riku, Cruella, and Zanhar are still active! In fact, the majority of people I associate with this site are still here. Lol, I like how deathding posts so much that he is among one of the most Популярное Теги on this site.

New Values With Characters
For people, who don't know I used to value development, complexity,...
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posted by Canada24
2
#1:
Nappa stops in mid-air.
Nappa: Vegeta!
Vegeta: What is it, Nappa!?
Nappa: I can fly.
Vegeta: (stammering) ...Yes, Nappa, yes Ты can.

#2:
Vegeta: Nappa, what are Ты doing?
Nappa: It's his turn, Vegeta. I have to wait for him.
Vegeta: Wha... I... uh... (nose starts to bleed)
Nappa: Ты okay, Vegeta?
Vegeta: Yes... just... just having an aneurysm out of sheer stupidity.
Nappa: Wow. (beat) Didn't think Ты were that stupid, Vegeta.
Vegeta: AAAAARRRRRRGGGGHGHHHH!!!!!

#3:
Vegeta: (loudly screams out of frustration) I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!! I WILL NOT BE HUMILIATED BY A LOW-CLASS WRETCH!!!
Goku:...
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((This is a highly requested Статья of mine that I decided to instead make a research paper for my Senior Exit Project in my school. It was delayed this much because I had to turn it in, have it checked for plagiarism, then have it graded before putting it up. I also got a bit lazy at the end since I was busy XD I hope Ты enjoy and take some important things away from this.))

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Birds, we all Любовь them. From their beautiful feathers to the funny Видео of parrots playing with toys to their wonderful ability to speak, birds, and parrots in specific, seem like the one of the best pets...
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 Words to live by.
Words to live by.
Back in July of 2017, I wrote an Статья where I talked about my complaints towards the ЛГБТ community. At the time, I was Письмо an Статья where I reviewed Samurai Jack Season 5, but because I had Writer's Block, I decided to take a brake from Письмо it and write something else. In that article, I explained some of my complaints towards the ЛГБТ community, however, I criticized the wrong people. I still think that the ЛГБТ community still deserves some of that criticism, but they weren't the ones I should've been angry at.

Before we begin, I'd like to make two disclaimers first:
1.I won't...
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posted by aldrine2016
WARNING: Rated R. This fanfic has a few cursing and one sexual image. Read it at your own risk!!!



It was just a typical день at Acme Looniversity. Buster Bunny and Plucky утка walked out of the Reverse Psychology class, taught by their respective mentors Bugs and Daffy, along with Elmer Fudd.

Plucky, for some reason, had his bill twisted to the вверх of his green head, since Bugs, Daffy and Elmer taught the class as сказал(-а) before. He and Buster were instructed by their mentors to perform the goddamn classic "Wabbit season, утка season" arguement and then Buster would say "Wabbit season" and Plucky...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Theme Song

Kevin: *Plays piano*
David: *Playing bass*
Liam: *Playing drums*
Liz: *Plays guitar*
Mr. Nut: *Sings* Welcome everybody to The Nut House. Thankfully this is not in Laos. Come on everybody into The Nut House. Ты can wear anything except for a blouse. Come on everybody, step into The Nut House.
Everyone: The Nut House!

Episode 5: Deck The Halls

Mr. Nut: *Finishes decorating the Рождество дерево in the arcade*
David: There we go. Now everyone that waits for their Еда can enjoy the arcade with some Рождество spirit.
Mr. Nut: We still need a звезда though.
Liz: Can I be the star?
David:...
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Listen here people.
This is all getting out of hand. Everyone needs to just calm down and realize that the Zanarchy is here to help.
All we want is to spread freedom and chaos for everyone.

Zanarchy has no ‘leader’. Zanarchy is a group of clones of equal standing. Some have cool powers.

We have the void.
The void is our equal.

THe void gave us Космос babes.

If Ты value your freedom do not trust prez. Prez tells u that there is weed and пицца but weed numbs your mind and пицца is a distraction so he can do whatever he wants.

The only road Mauser paves is the road to destruction. It is a road...
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posted by Atsukokagari
6
Hi to anybody who reads this. I'm Atsuko Kagari, but my Друзья call me Akko.

In life sometimes things get difficult. Things don't work out as well as they should and stressful things get in the way of happiness. Because of that it's easy to simply give up. However giving up is the worst thing to do.

Giving up might as well be a curse word, because giving up is a truly bad thing to do. If Ты want to succeed in life giving up is the worst thing to do. No matter how bad things get there are always chances to make life better. If Ты give up on your dreams Ты are also giving up on your chances...
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 Lives: 999
Lives: 999
Howdy ya'll, Deathding back here to talk about a topic that I suddenly found interesting. I went on YouTube to see if anything was already done on this topic, but all I found was a bunch of "TOP 10 CHEATERS WHO GOT CAUGHT, LOL XD!!!! 2017 EDITION (80K LIKES IN AN час AND I DAB!!!!!!)"

....Needless to say, the topic intrigued me, as I've been playing a game lately that quite a few people out there tend to play not so nicely in.

I think it goes without saying that us, as gamers, want to win. We desire all of that ridiculously overpowered equipment. We grind for hours just to get a few levels up....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.


On May 27, 2016, a war was started by a Hungarian named Gergely Szórád. He started this war on a website on the internet called Fanpop. He replaced an icon, using a picture that had Starlight Glimmer in it. Gergely also threatened to kill anyone that opposed the new Иконка he created. This angered millions, and трещина, сплит the My Little пони fandom into two. The S.G. Bronies, (the bad guys), and the Anti S.G. Bronies, (the good guys.) This war also created a new law in April 12, 2018, all forms of entertainment...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Rabbit Peak, Chama New Mexico.

Japanese People: *Walking alongside a trailer, carrying Type 99 Machine guns*
Johnny: *Hiding behind a tree*
Narrator: Oh Эй, there. Ты must be wondering what this is all about. The answer is simple really. I work for the CIA. There's a lot of people around the world that do bad things.
Fat Mexican: *Smoking a cigar while snorting coke*
Narrator: Really bad things. This frightens the CIA, and because of that, we get rid of these people, или bring them down to Langley. There we interrogate them, and run a few experiments. May sound cruel, but that's the way the...
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 Episode 3 has arrived!
Episode 3 has arrived!
Welcome back again mates! In case Ты missed the first episode, here's a quick recap of what this Статья series is all about.

In the first episode, the debut of this show, I thought up five crazy and Болталка scenarios that I thought would make for entertainingly cringy headlines for Newspapers and/or YouTube videos, and asked Ты all for ideas in the Комментарии section below! That's also how this Показать has been running since Episode 2, so if Ты like this series, then don't forget to Фан and leave a Комментарий below on what Ты guys and gals want me to create in the Далее episode!

And with that being...
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posted by legend_of_roxas
Advertisements like commercials have many effects on people. Some of these effects can have a negative impact on someone. These negative effects on people can make people feel bad about how they look at themselves. Seeing certain advertisements so many times a день can cost someone еще than just a few bucks in a store, it can cost them their confidence in yourself.
Models in ads usually have a certain body type. When people see this body type so many times they start to think that that is how normal people should look, when in reality, it usually is not. One woman, Jean Kilbourne, an author...
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This Список is about the characters from Johnny Depp's Alice in Wonderland films. The 2010 and 2016 Alice films have various enjoyable characters. Everybody on the Список except for the вверх 2 is in alphabetical order. I hope Ты enjoy the Список and feel free to mention your Избранное characters from the 2010 and 2016 Alice films.

Cheshire Cat

The Cheshire Cat was briefly a rival of the Hatter, but the Cheshire Cat turned out to be a useful and amusing character. Also he has a nice voice.

Dormouse

In Назад versions of Alice in Wonderland the Dormouse was a sleepy guy, but the Dormouse is a heroic...
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How do I become sarcastic?
"I'm the Queen of sarcasm, Ты don't just suddenly become sarcastic, it takes practice"


My house is on fire, what do I do?
"You get off the fuckin computer and go outside!"


My brother hasn't had his period:
"Yeah. It takes longer for boys"


What's an appropriate site for a 13 год old girl?
"Try Porn-Hub"


Can Ты get pregnant from watching porn?
"Only on wednesdays"


Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
"Your not drinking ENOUGH of of it!"


I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
"YOU HAD SEX WITH YOUR SISTER!?"


Why are Дети ugly at first?
"How about you...
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