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posted by vampirer04
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 Woozworld Jane and Jeff The Killer
Woozworld Jane and Jeff The Killer
A/N This was suggested by a friend. Because I was Письмо this thing one день and she loved it. So when I was on this site she suggested me to do this fanfiction yea, And also whoever plays woozworld should look on my woozin for the Jane and Jeff stuff XP.
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{Jane's POV}

I look at the school name. 'Creepypasta high' well I bet this is gonna be interesting.

I walk in Крипипаста high seeing every Крипипаста there is.

"Hey Jane!" called out sonic.exe.

"Hi Sonic! How many people did Ты scare during the summer?" I ask.

"A lot!" We both laughed....
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posted by akatsuki_lover9
Ways to Annoy:
1.say a Болталка word for no reason all the time.
2.put spicy stuff in a Еда they like.
3.make a loud farting noise from your mouth and say "uh oh, i sharted."
4.make a farting noise from your mouth and blame it on the guy Далее to you.
5.go to a drive thru, get your face right up to the speaker and yell as loud as Ты can.
6.make a REALLY annoying noise all the time.
7.Write using only crayons, markers and paint.
8.When guests are at your house go into the кухня and come out with ketchup all over Ты and say "THE BOOGIE MAN IS HERE!" a bunch of times.
9.in school if there's a problem...
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1.people excpect Ты to be good all the time and stay the same

2.Your Друзья get jelious when Ты hang with other people.


3.more people then Ты think hate Ты and think your stuck up.


4.If your a mean Популярное person people might ditch you.


5.People talk about Ты behind your back because your selfish and think your the best thing in the world.


6.The teachers know not to put Ты with your Друзья because Ты talk to much.


7.You hang out with alot of people but еще then 90% of them are just hanging out with Ты because your popular.


8.If your a Популярное girl and Ты have had afew boyfriends some people will start calling Ты a slut.



9.If your a Популярное boy and Ты have had afew gilfriends people will think your a player.



10.if Ты had a good friend and then Ты became Популярное they might stop hanging out with Ты because they think there not good enough.
posted by Tamar20
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The Fucking Disclaimer
If Ты are offended by the use of bad language fuck off now! Don't read all of this page and then say it annoys you.
Uses of the word Fuck
FUCK is an international word. It doesn't matter where Ты are in the world, everyone knows exactly what Ты mean when Ты say "Fuck Off".
It's the atmosphere it creates, that's why Ты will never read something like:
"Fuck off", he hinted.
Grammatical Usage
In language, "fuck" falls into many grammatical categories, making it one of the most versatile words in the English language.
It can be used as a verb, both transitive (John fucked Jane)...
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This above all, to thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare



The words of truth are always paradoxical.
- Lao Tzu

He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is enlightened.
- Lao Tzu

The wise man does not lay up his own treasures.
The еще he gives to others, the еще he has for his own.
- Lao Tzu

Nothing is softer или еще flexible than water, yet nothing can resist it.
- Lao Tzu

Silence is a Источник of great strength.
- Lao Tzu

Life is without meaning.
You bring the meaning to it.
The meaning of life is whatever Ты ascribe it to be.
Being alive is the meaning.
- Joseph Campbell

The cave you...
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1. Q."Can I screw you?"
A.I would say: "No..."

2. Q/M."Would Ты mind if I read this?"*Holds up some porn magazine*
A. I would say: "I don't give a da**..."

3. Q/M. *Hugs Ты and takes a little something off Ты would like him not to*
A.I would slap him and say "Don't do that, da** it!"

4. Q. "Are Ты sure we can't f***?"
A. I would say: "If Ты say that agin...I swear I'm going to get ticked..."
5. Q. "That somehow arouses me..."
A. I would say:"Get aroused all Ты want, not like I care if Ты are или aren't...As long as Ты don't jump around..."

6. Q. "I want to sign your shirt..."
A. I would say:...
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not by me n thnx for readinnnnnnnnnn........♥♥

ll around us, everyday, there are two groups of people that many believe to be different. Not so! Teen-agers and Seniors have a lot in common. If it's accidentally putting their shoe on the wrong foot или putting their foot in their mouth, there are instances of conduct that are very similar in both groups.

For example:

Both groups like to hang out at fast Еда restaurants and shopping malls.

Both groups have developed their own "walk."

Both groups like to wear clothing that doesn't fit well.

Both groups seem to have questionable facial hair.

Both...
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posted by ilovepenguins
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I didn't write this!


Sell used bus tickets. Claim they are for half the price.

Get on the bus, grinning widely. As soon as the bus begins to move, burst into song. When Ты arrive at the Далее stop, stop singing. Step off the bus backwards, still grinning widely.

If Ты are seated between two passengers, yawn loudly, strech, and put your arms around them.

Greet passengers with a big hug, handshake, smile and say ³Hi, call me Norman²

Put a leash on a friend and walk him/her onto the bus. Insist he/she is a dog and should go for half fare.

When arriving at your stop, do not push the button to...
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The List

1. Throw попкорн in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!”
2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, “Can Ты fast-forward it?”
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!”
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6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling попкорн that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get попкорн yell, “I’m...
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I'm bored, so I thought I'd share with Ты a few websites online that Ты can Дизайн characters! Ты all probably have either created characters, like for fanfictions, stories, или just in your mind, and here are some websites where Ты can Дизайн their appearance! или Ты could always make yourself and use it as a snazzy avatar/profile pic, или make characters from books/movies/etc. that already exist! There are tons of websites out there, these are just a few.
link
This website is by far the best superhero generator I've found. Basically Ты use it to make your dream superhero!!! (I use it to...
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I found this online :)

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming “Andre, Andre, I’ve got the secret documents!!”

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read Вопросы aloud, Дебаты your Ответы with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, “I’m SOOO sure that Ты can hear me thinking.” Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this Вопрос on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious...
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posted by Mallory101
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Widely Used Symbols:
ツ ♋ 웃 유 Σ ⊗ ♒ ☠ ☮ ☯ ♠ Ω ♤ ♣ ♧ ♥ ♡ ♦ ☼ ☻ ☺ ۞ ۩ ∞ ♂ ♀ ™ ® © ⊗ ♒ ▢ ▲ △ ▼ ▽ ◆ ◇ ○ ◎ ● ◯ Δ ◕ ◔ ʊ ϟ ღ 回 ₪ ✓ ✔ ✕ ✖ ☢ ☣ ☤ ☥ ☦ ☧ ☨ ☩ ☪ ☫ ☬ ☭

卐™©® ¿¡½⅓⅔¼¾ ⅛⅜⅝⅞ ℅№⇨ ❝❞ ℃
∃∧∠ ∨∩⊂ ⊃∪⊥∀ ΞΓɐəɘεβ ɟɥɯɔи ๏ɹʁ яʌʍλ ч∞ΣΠ ⌥


Money Currency:
¢ € £ ¥

Circled Numbers:
➀➁➂ ➃➄➅ ➆➇➈ ➉
➊➋➌➍ ➎➏➐➑➒➓

Circled ABC's:
ⒶⒷⒸⒹⒺⒻ ⒼⒽ ⒾⒿⓀ ⓁⓂⓃ ⓄⓅⓆ...
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posted by alismouha
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Found this on the net the other day,enjoy!



#1 Attend at least one major sporting event: the Super Bowl, the Olympics, the U.S. Open.

#2 Throw a huge party and invite every one of your friends.

#3 Swim with a dolphin.

#4 Skydive.

#5 Have your portrait painted.

#6 Learn to speak a foreign language and make sure Ты use it.

#7 Go skinny-dipping at midnight in the South of France.

#8 Watch the launch of the Космос shuttle.

#9 Spend a whole день eating утиль, барахло, мусор Еда without feeling guilty.

#10 Be an extra in a film.

#11 Tell someone the story of your life, sparing no details.

#12 Make Любовь on a forest floor.

#13 Make...
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Loling at the fact that I had an easier time typing this than the one for real people! Maybe it's because cartoon characters & Аниме characters can just be drawn in ways that really make them stand out. No less here's the list.

Female

Honorable mentions (in no particular order): Icy, Ming Hua, Ultear & Michiko.



5. Lust

How could I not add Lust onto my Список of attractive characters lol? I mean she is Lust after all! Above all my Избранное thing about her appearance is her eyes; those purple snake-like eyes. She also has really pretty lips and lovely dark and wavy hair.

4. Beatrice

Hooray!...
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This is my updated Список of my вверх 20 Избранное fictional characters. Unfortunately, some characters had to be kicked out to make room for some new избранное of mine. I also added honorable mentions for some characters I wish could've made the вверх 20 but, unfortunately, missed the cut. Please keep in mind that this is just my personal opinion, so please be polite. Please Фан and Комментарий because I Любовь to see what people think and to know that they like my articles.

Honorable Mentions:
30.Tiana (The Princess and the Frog)
29.Pocahontas (Pocahontas)
28.Goofy (The Mickey мышь and Друзья Franchise)...
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posted by GDragon612
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A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
A lighter? We’re going to need a flame-thrower to light up your candles.
Actually, I wanted to get Ты something super great, super terrific, unique and beautiful for your birthday, but I don’t fit into the envelope.
Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If Ты don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life сказал(-а) Kitty Collins. Be glad you’re doing it gracefully.
An old fart is as good as a new one….



(written...
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posted by BlondLionEzel
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WARNING: This rant will contain swearing

This episode...oh god this episode...

It starts with the Griffin family stuck in their house during a Hurricane. The Griffins (excluding Meg) decides to play a game and Meg wants to Присоединиться their game, they tell her:

"No one wants to be fingerbanged by you!"

The Griffins are as***les towards Meg. And before Ты Family Guy Фаны start to flame me, Meg is my Избранное character.

Peter decides to annoy the whole family. To which Meg opens up a can of soda. Peter snaps at Meg, and surprisingly Meg stands up for herself.

Now what amazes me is that the Показать puts her...
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posted by Syltre
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1. "A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out."
- Walter Winchell

2. "A friend is one who knows Ты and loves Ты just the same."
- Elbert Hubbard

3. "A true friend never gets in your way unless Ты happen to be going down."
- Arnold H. Glasow

4. "It takes a long time to grow an old friend."
- John Leonard

5. "It's the Друзья Ты can call up at 4 a.m. that matter."
- Marlene Dietrich

6. "The only way to have a friend is to be one."
- Ralph Waldo Emerson

7. "A hug is like a boomerang - Ты get it back right away."
- Bil Keane

8. "True Друзья stab Ты in the front."
- Oscar...
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posted by nmdis
It's the boy Ты never told 'I like you'
It's the girl Ты let get away
It's the one Ты saw that день on the train
But Ты freaked out and walked away

It's the plane Ты wanna catch to Vegas
Things Ты swear you'd do before Ты die
It's the city of Любовь that waits for you
But you're too damn scared to fly

[Chorus x2:]
Hit the lights
Let the Музыка Переместить you
Lose yourself tonight
Come alive
Let the moment take you
Lose control tonight

It's the time that Ты totally screwed up
Still you're tryna get it out your brain
It's the fight Ты had when Ты didn't make up
It's the past that you're dying to change

It's all...
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posted by DramaQueen1020
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All with [x] apply to me. All of these are ridiculous and I don't agree with any of them.


1) I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

2) I'm BLACK, so I MUST carry a gun.

3) I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.

4) I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be smart.

5) [x] I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (no)

6) I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

7) I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. (this one is VERY offensive, and hurts. My favourite singer DIED from AIDS, and he was bi, and an amazing, beautiful man)

8) I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

9) I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

10) [x] I SPEAK MY MIND, so...
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