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posted by NatalieSunshine
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1.Run with her on the beach.
2.Give her your sweater when she’s cold.
3.Never talk about other girls infront of her.
4.Learn to play the гитара for her.
5.Comfort her when she’s scared.
6.Watch the sunset with her.
7.If she can’t sleep read her a bedtime story.
8.If Ты get in a fight with her and she starts crying,just stop and hold her.
9.Never force her to do anything.
10.Call her beautifull,especially when she least expects it.
11.Never let her walk alone.
12.Play with her hair when she’s laying on your chest.
13.Always make the first move.
14.Never lie to her she’ll find out.
15.Kiss her when...
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posted by iluvsmj
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When you're happy and Ты know it bomb Iraq
If Ты cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If Ты never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If Ты think Saddam's gone mad,
With the weapons that he had,
(And he tried to kill your dad),
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone's dismissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb...
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 Хеталия COZ I CAN XD
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1. Smoke a pipe and respond to each point the professor makes by waving it and
saying, “Quite right, old bean!”
2. Wear X-Ray Specs. Every few minutes, ask the professor to focus the
overhead projector.
3. Sit in the front row and spend the lecture filing your teeth into sharp points.
4. Sit in the front and color in your textbook.
5. When the professor calls your name in roll, respond “that’s my name, don’t
wear it out!”
6. Introduce yourself to the class as the “master of the pan flute”.
7. Give the professor a copy of The Watchtower. Ask him where his soul would
go if he died tomorrow....
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I kinda wanted to write this Статья just to get this topic off of my chest. If Ты guys haven’t know already, which Ты should have, this character has a special place in my heart. She is a character from BlazBlue series and she’s the BEST GIRL that could ever exist. I Любовь just everything about Nu-13. She’s both cute and badass at the same time! I’ll be explaining my five reasons why I Любовь Nu-13 so much.

1. Her design
    
I Любовь both of her normal and mecha battle suit. I Любовь how her swords behind her battle form placed together like a pair of wings for her. I...
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Okay! Hi! I'm AzulaFanboi (A TOTAL NEWB) and thought I would start things off with a BANG and lay out how much of a FREAK I am. I am a pansexual male soooo... yeah this might get a little weird. lol
These men are just sexy to me and I NEED to share them with the world m'kay?
Also, I have an obsession with hair... so... yeah... be prepared for that.

P.S. Ya'll should totally check out my home-boy kataralover's article, which was totally my inspiration. Here is the link to his ranking of sexy men (although he calls his handsome). Ты may see some crossovers! XD




100.    Shunsuke...
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Expanded on from a Tumblr post I saw.

Kids, there's no such thing as an opposite gender или sex. That belief is fucking toxic.

The phrases imply there are only two genders and only two sexes. That's very very very very wrong - take it from me, a nonbinary kid who doesn't identify as fully a girl или a boy.

'Cause look, there are boys and there are girls. Most people are like that. But Ты can also be neither a boy nor a girl. или Ты can be a little of both. или something else entirely. There aren't just two genders and being nonbinary is probably a little еще common than Ты think.

And there aren't...
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I want everyone who is having a bad день to feel better and everyone who is having a good день to feel better. The cure is Щенки and dogs, who are cute. Just click the picture if Ты want a closer look at the awesomeness of Собаки ( или if Ты just want to make the picture larger)

That poor girl, but Эй, a dog gotta go when they gotta go. Hopefully your день is going better than hers.




Ты will never see the Pixar lamp the same way again.




The poor dog is in a cage, but Эй, at least he is trying to get out. 10 dog treats for him.




That is just wrong, Ты do not steal another dogs...
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posted by nmdis
"Quiet"


I hear what you're not saying
It's driving me crazy
It's like we stopped breathing in this room
We're both last to be leaving
I know what you're thinking
I wish you'd make your Переместить

It's much too quiet in here
I want to disappear
I'm hearing myself thinking too clear
It's too quiet in here
Make it all go away
Why can't we break this silence
Finally

It's like Ты know where I'm going
Ты follow me Главная but
I never invite Ты inside
I see what you're not Показ
I've got Ты alone but
The air is so still it's weird

It's much too quiet in here
I want to disappear
I'm...
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posted by nmdis
“BE A FRIEND”
Someone expected when i first met you
Didn't know what to think ... ah
We were so different
Not sure that you'd listen
Scared to share anything... Hey!
But then i found that Ты felt the same ... and that's when everything changed...

Sometimes when Ты need a friend
Need to be a friend
Gotta spin the whole picture around...Hey!
You need to share your life
Help someone learn to fly
Let the way Ты feel out
Yeah-Yeah
Let the magic began
Just be a friend

Na Na Na Na
Sometimes it takes Ты
A little еще strength
Ha Ha
Flying into the wind we get together
yeah, we make it better than we do it...
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Now, there's no denying that Dani is pretty adorable. She's playful and immature, just like a little girl should be, as Ты can see from the scene where she comes out of the closet and scares Max. She has the spirit of a cute little girl, as she loves trick-or-treating.

However, after the first few минуты of screen time she has, her character started going downhill for me. She screams for her mother at the вверх of her lungs when Max refuses to take her trick-or-treating, which makes me think she's spoiled. She's Актёрское искусство all tough and Храбрая сердцем against сойка, джей and Ernie "Ice", but ends up doing this...
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posted by FanFun1010
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ARIES March 21 - April 19
The Daredevil
Energetic. Adventurous and spontaneous. Confident and enthusiastic. Fun. Loves a challenge. EXTREMELY impatient. Sometimes selfish. Short fuse. (Easily angered.) Lively, passionate, and sharp wit. Outgoing. Lose interest quickly - easily bored. Egotistical. Courageous and assertive. Tends to be physical and athletic.

TAURUS April 20 - May 20
The Enduring One
Charming but aggressive. Can come off as boring, but they are not. Hard workers. Warm-hearted. Strong, has endurance. Solid beings who are stable and secure in their ways. Not looking for shortcuts. Take...
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A blinding flash of white light
Lit up the sky over Gaza tonight
People running for cover
Not knowing whether they're dead или alive

They came with their tanks and their planes
With ravaging fiery flames
And nothing remains
Just a voice rising up in the smoky haze

We will not go down
In the night, without a fight
Ты can burn up our mosques and our homes and our schools
But our spirit will never die
We will not go down
In Gaza tonight

Women and children alike
Murdered and massacred night after night
While the so-called leaders of countries afar
Debated on who's wrong или right

But their powerless words were in vain
And the bombs fell down like acid rain
But through the tears and the blood and the pain
Ты can still hear that voice through the smoky haze

We will not go down
In the night, without a fight
Ты can burn up our mosques and our homes and our schools
But our spirit will never die
We will not go down
In Gaza tonight
posted by Kyssmig
A wealthy man lives alone in a small cottage. Being partially handicapped he had everything delivered to his cottage. The mailman was delivering a letter one Thursday when he noticed that the front door was ajar. Through the opening he could see the man's body lying in a pool of dried blood.

When a police officer arrived he surveyed the scene. On the porch were two bottles of warm milk, Monday's newspaper, a catalog, flyers, and unopened mail. The police officer suspects it was foul play. Who does he suspect and why?
posted by Kyssmig
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One evening there was a murder in the Главная of married couple, their son and daughter. One of these four people murdered one of the others. One of the members of the family witnessed the crime.



The other one helped the murderer.


These are the things we know for sure:

1. The witness and the one who helped the murderer were not of the same sex.


2. The oldest person and the witness were not of the same sex.


3. The youngest person and the victim were not of the same sex.


4. The one who helped the murderer was older than the victim.


5. The father was the oldest member of the family.


6. The murderer was not the youngest member of the family.

Who was the murderer?
posted by Surfer_Girl_16
Ты can be the арахис масло, сливочное масло to my jelly
You can be the Бабочки I feel in my belly
You can be the captain
And I can be your first mate
You can be the chills that I feel on our first date
You can be the hero
And I can be your sidekick
You can be the tear That I cry if we ever split
You can be the rain from the облако when it's stormin'
Or u can be the sun when it shines in the mornin'

Chorus
Don't know if I could ever be Without you
'Cause boy Ты complete me
And in time I know that we'll both see That we're all we need
Cause you're the яблоко to my pie
You're the straw to my berry
You're the smoke to my...
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Make your own sentence (be honest though);

Step 1: Choose your месяц of birth...

January: I hate...
February: I ran naked with...
March: I need...
April: I shot...
May: I smoked weed with...
June: I killed...
July: I pissed on...
August: I fucked...
September: I got married with...
October: I stabbed...
November: I gave a blowjob to...
December: I took a crap on...

Step 2: Choose your birthday;

1: A monkey...
2: A prostitute...
3: A vacuum cleaner...
4: You...
5: Barney the dinosaur...
6: A dog...
7: Santa Clause...
8: A travesty...
9: A porn star...
10: A condom...
11: A bowl of cereal...
12: A jew...
13: A lesbian......
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Ты should never change who Ты are, или what Ты like, или your personality because someone else doesn't like it, или looks down their nose at you... but sometimes it is important to know and to care about what others think of you.

For example... if Ты wear makeup, или buy clothes that make Ты look good; if Ты are polite and Ты smile when someone smiles at you, then Ты care about what they think and this is a good thing.
If everyone сказал(-а) that they didn't care what people thought of them, then the world would be in total chaos. Respect comes from caring about other's opinions and what people...
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posted by Twilight_Dream
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1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If Ты have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4.Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what Ты think."

7. Claim that Ты must always wear a bicycle шлем as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they...
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1. "Remove the plastic wrapper." -- The first instruction on a bag of microwave popcorn; to see the instructions, one first has to remove the plastic wrapper and unfold the pouch.

2. "Take one capsule by mouth three times daily until gone." -- On a box of pills.

3. "Open packet. Eat contents." -- Instructions on a packet of airline peanuts.

4. "Remove wrapper, open mouth, insert muffin, eat." -- Instructions on the packaging for a оладья, кекс, маффин at a 7-11.

5. "Use like regular soap." -- On a bar of Dial soap.

6. "Instructions: usage known." -- Instructions on a can of black pepper.

7. "Serving suggestion:...
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-lose
-ask
-opinion
-weather
-racket
-enough
-ant
-zebra
-ate
-the
-monkey
-batman
-puffball
-name
-laughter
-muse
-water
-soap
-opera
-why
-weird
-gate
-still
-lost
-ran
-away
-creature
-devour
-paper
-domes
-fly
-until
-question
-unable
-superficial
-needed
-desire
-sorry
-apologize
-okay
-never
-happened
-again
-tomorrow
-dread
-caution
-able
-the
-end

I have absolutely no idea what that was. Did anyone read until the end? (Literally "the end") Yeah, I would've skipped a few words too. That isn't what normally goes on in my mind, since I don't think in singular words, and I was looking around the room to get the words to pop into my head. Did Ты get bored before "-the -end" and are not even Чтение this? Hello? Anyone there? Weird...