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posted by invadercalliope
These Цитаты are Цитаты with differnt meanings of хорек или just the animal.
“If a хорек bites Ты it is nearly always your own fault.”
“To go rabbit hunting with a dead ferret"
“I'm not sure what the Просмотры are. I had a private conversation and I did get a feeling ? a feeling. Well, Ты can't take a feeling to the bank. So, it's up to me to try to хорек it out.”
“I can't talk to a man who bears an undeserved animosity towards ferrets.”
“You need that U.N. inspection team in there on the ground. They're the people that can find it and хорек it out,”
“We still have a lot of work to do, and we still have to work on recovering prairie dog populations so the ferrets can survive.”
The End!
posted by greenstergirl
I if Ты want this to be funny, Ты might want to read или watch the harry potter Фильмы and books. If Ты already have the just read.

1.    Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2.    Tell him that he should get plastic surgery. When he’s done say :I told Ты Ты had a pig nose!!”
3.    Wake him up by Пение пляж, пляжный Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...’
4.     Smile during Death-Eater meetings and say Ты taught him everything he knows.
5.     Ask him when...
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She sings the songs that she learns from
Jen and all the cool girls
She doesn't know what they mean
But she doesn't really have a care in the world

She turn red then she turned redder
What was so funny?
They whispered fierce words about her
She fakes a smile
Pictures the snickers with laughture

I said,
Why do Ты always go on?
I got a grip on reality finally
But why should I hold on?
This is too hard for me.
They said;
Didn't your mama ever tell ya?
I thought she'd taught ya well but
You're livin life in a fantasy
Why'd Ты treat your life like a dream?

She skipped over to the 4th pew
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posted by taytrain97
User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: Like omg totally! :.

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: Are Ты really?

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: Can Ты speak french?

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: I'm bored of Ты now.

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: What is your feeling about the universe?

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: Why thank you.

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: Ты are a teen girl?

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: I thought Ты were adam?

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: No way.

User: Seriously? Like omigawd.

Cleverbot: Nooo!!!!...
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posted by kitkat709477
If women ruled the world
.Men would sit around and wonder what WE were thinking.
.Women with cold hands would give men prostate exams.
.PMS would be a legitimate defense in court.
.Men would get reputations for sleeping around.
.Singles bars would have metal detectors to weed out men hiding wedding rings in there pockets.
.A man would no longer be considered a "good catch" simply because he is breathing.
.Fewer women would be dieting because their ideal weight standard would increase by 40 pounds.
.Shopping would be considered an aerobic activity.
."Ms." magazine would have an annual купальник issue...
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posted by thespikedturtle

Everywhere around me at school, I see smoking, fighting, and cursing, I think it's ridiculous. Of course, I don't do any of that, I'm the one Ты may think of as a nerd. Unfortunately, by today's standards, "being a nerd" actualy means "doing what's right."

I have musical talents, I can't be humble on that. I'm also pretty smart, I hardly ever study, but I've gotten honor roll all my life. When a lot of people think of me, they think of the talents I have, not my personality. And to me, personality is everything, and I think that's the way it was supposed to be. But all that matters today...
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posted by Milorox18

getting HiGH meant swinging at a playground?

the worst thing Ты could get from a boy was c0otiEs?

Mom (was your hero)

and Dad was the boy Ты were gonna marry?

when your W0RST ENEMiES were your siblings

and Race Issues were about who ran fastest?

when "War" was a card game

and life was simple and care free?

 remember when all Ты wanted to do

Ты want = Ты want

We need = I want

It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now.

Do what Ты want = You'll pay for this later.

We need to talk = I need to complain

Sure... go ahead = I don't want Ты to.

I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, Ты moron!

You're ... so manly = Ты need a shave and Ты sweat a lot.

You're certainly attentive tonight. = Is sex all Ты ever think about?

I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! = I'm on my period.

Be romantic, turn out the lights. = I'm Embarassed

This кухня is so inconvenient = I want a new house.

I want new curtains = and...
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Repost with my new Избранное characters because for some reason this one got removed??? Like I searched for it because I was planning on making another Статья like this but I couldn't find this one.

I had good fun making my silly ‘how my Избранное characters would hold out in a zombie apocalypse’ article, so I decided to make another about how each would do in a horror movie. It is kind of vague as there‘s a vast many types of horror movies. So the characters won’t be as closely connected to one another as in the last one—characters A and B will interact with character C еще than characters...
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posted by -Universe_COLA-

Before this begins, most of Ты know me here as COLA. Hi. A bit about me: 20 years old and only getting older, Музыка lover, horror story fanatic, friendly person in general and overall, I'm nice to people. TOO nice to people. So allow me to get this off of my chest.

Now moving, I'm going to tell Ты about this disgraceful dick eating mongrel minded lack luster piece of shit of a human being that was supposed to be a "friend". We'll just call this cunt inflatable Jeff with one f. Jef.

Now see, me and Jef go way back, and when I mean way back I'm talking almost 8 years. And...
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Note: I own nothing. All credit goes to Dreamworks Анимация and Netflix.

Tip = Rachel Crow.

Oh = Mark Whitten

Lucy Tucci = Ana Ortiz.

Die - Ann = Grey Griffin. ( Unknow.)

Kyle = Matt L. Jones.

Sharzod = Ron Funches.

Pom Pom = Kelly Donohue.

Smek = Nolan North

Slushious = Anna Konkle

Backrounds: Ryan Crego, Nika Futterman and Tom Kenny.

Enjoy! Want a cast list? Comment!🍭

I will post Home, the film, cast soon on the Dreamworks club.

The full background boices are coming soon.
posted by Seanthehedgehog

Announcer: It's not a bright future.
Sean & Nik: *Laying down side by side, shooting S.G bronies running towards them*
Sean: So now Ты understand why I left the fandom?
Nik: Yeah.
Announcer: It's not something to look вперед to.
S.G Brony 96: *Puts Dan in a chair* Wake up!! *Grabs a rope to tie him to the chair*
Announcer: It's 2021.

Song (Start at 0:27): link

Announcer: It's the story of how the MLP fandom got трещина, сплит into two, all thanks to a man, and his interest in Starlight Glimmer. 2021, now available.

The song fades away at the end of the trailer.
Song: link

Announcer: Everyone...
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posted by Dreamtime
What’s not to like about walking? It’s free. It’s easy to do, and it’s easy on the joints. And there’s no Вопрос that walking is good for you. Walking is an aerobic exercise; a университет of Tennessee study found that women who walked had less body fat than those who didn’t walk. It also lowers the risk of blood clots, since the теленок acts as a venous pump, contracting and pumping blood from the feet and legs back to the heart, reducing the load on the heart. Walking is good for Ты in other ways as well.

1. Walking improves circulation. It also wards off сердце disease,...
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Item #: SCP-465
Object Class: Safe

Special Containment Procedures: SCP-465 is secured in containment locker 8423 at Site-19. Under no circumstances is SCP-465 to be opened by any personnel ranking above class D, and then only in a Космос at least 15 square meters in area. No other special attention или care is required.

Description: SCP-465-01 is a large two-piece cardboard box decorated with a faded confetti pattern Популярное in the 1970s. Other than a large printed label on the вверх of the lid marked "Party in a Box", no indication of contents или manufacturer are found on any portion of the object....
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In my room there is a small door leading to where the air conditioning unit is housed, this door has no locking mechanisms what so ever so it wasn't uncommon when it opened up by itself when there was a draft, its impossible to close the door behind Ты once Ты get beyond it and enter the crawlspace type area it leads to. i have lived in this house for five years now and for the first 4 i never gave the door a секунда thought,it wasn't until the fifth год that the door made me feel unsettled, a few months назад i was Главная alone,i'm 17 and i live in the bonus room which is connected to the crawlspace....
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posted by Dreamtime
when Ты feel the dream is over...

feel the world is on your shoulders

and Ты Остаться в живых the strength to carry on....~

even though the walls may crumble

and Ты find Ты always stumble through
remember never to surrender to the dark

Cuz if Ты turn another page
you will see that’s not the way
the story has to end
and if Ты need to find a way back
feel you’re on the wrong track
give it time, you’ll learn to fly

tomorrow is a new day
and Ты will find your own way :)

you’ll be stronger with each день that Ты cry
then you’ll learn to fly ~~

in your head, so many questions?...
the truth is your possession...
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posted by MJisLove4life
Who сказал(-а) car names don't have meanings





VOLVO 🚖 🚖 🚖 🚖

🚖 Very
🚖 Odd
🚖 Looking
🚖 Vehicular
🚖 Object

PORSCHE 🚘 🚘 🚘 🚘

🚘 Proof
🚘 Of
🚘 Rich
🚘 Spoil
🚘 Children
🚘 Having
🚘 Everything

OPEL 🚑 🚑 🚑

🚑 Old
🚑 People
🚑 Enjoying
🚑 Life

TOYOTA 🚨 🚨 🚨 🚨

🚨 The
🚨 One
🚨 You
🚨 Only
🚨 Trust
🚨 Always

HONDA 🚔 🚔 🚔 🚔

🚔 Hanged
🚔 Over
🚔 Now
🚔 Driving
🚔 Away

BMW 🚘 🚘 🚘 🚘

🚘 Biggest
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posted by vampirer04
 Nepeta X Eridan
Nepeta X Eridan
:33< I Любовь a troll. I don't care if Ты don't like me because I Любовь him!

He's the cutest SEA DWELLER!

No one can stop me from loving him!

Don't try to make me Любовь someone else!!

I choose who I wanna love, NOT YOU!!!!

His name is Eridan.

I call him Eri.

I want to be his matesprit!

Because, no one likes him :(

Plus I have a crush on him .

He has no one in his quadrents.

Nobody loves him. :(

BUT I DO! Hate me all Ты want!

I Любовь him and that's FINAL!!!!

Эй, guys!!! I made this just мех fun!! I actually wrote this WHOLE thing on paper! XD XD!! Hope Ты enjoyed!!
posted by Weasel1999
IV The Bathroom
Ember had been wandering aimlessly around the endless corridors and baffling twists and turns when she saw how dark it was getting outside. She would have checked her watch if she had one, but she didn’t so she hazarded a guess at it being about 10, 11 o’clock. She was exhausted and needed to find somewhere to sleep.
But first she wanted to take a shower. She hadn’t washed since she arrived at the mansion and it showed. Her soft skin which was normally a delicate pale фарфор was now covered with a light layer of grime.
She had changed a lot since the fire. Her hair which...
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1: RPing

Now I like to RP as much as the Далее person, but when Ты RP, don't just do things like: *he walks away and doesn't say a word and then punches you*. If u keep doing that and your character doesnt talk at all, it's BORING as hell. It's really stupid and drives me freaking nuts >:(

2: The ".........." thing

That is like soooo annoying! Seriously, I mean, if u run outta crap to say then just STOP! Don't bother "........." to me, got it? Doing "......." is a waste of a message and not worth replying to. Same goes for RP's. If Ты "......." in a message to me, it WILL be trashed.

3: Using...
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