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Teacher:Okay Suzi go to the map and find North America.
Suzi:Right here!
Teacher:Good job!Now Bobby,who discovered America?
Bobby:Suzi Did!
god I cracked up today!
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Speaking of today!My class gotta go to our 'BOOK BUDDIES' Class room and help make gingerbread houses!My book buddy's name was Addy,(mine is Abby!)Anyways!It was like...SPRINKLE CITY!!If Ты were an ant,You would drown in sprinkles!!!!!!!!!GOD
My friend ,Sam,Was Далее to me...and she had like 50 spaz attacks!She was super hyped up!!!!Wow!They really shouldn't Put Конфеты in front of her!And I just can't stand the sprinkles!!!!God!I almost devoured the icing!There was like M&Ms,Gummy Drops,
Конфеты Canes,Nerds(one girl was like' Oh my god i Любовь these!),a lot еще too!Plus my friend Sam made a story called 'The Black Dragons' Kinda like The girl with the dragon tattoo!Listening to Taylor Swift's"Permanent marker"!Love it!

BYE GUTS AND GURLS!
posted by adaug
I got this joke from a "Weekend Shopper"ad paper

Mrs.Smith saw one of her students making faces at other kids.She walked over there and said"Billy,
When I make a face,my teacher always сказал(-а) it would
stay that way."she said"Well Mrs Smith.You can't say
Ты weren't warned!"Billy replied


HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAA
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAA
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
LOL!
XD
XP
=D
=P
:)
*SMILEY FACES!*
posted by samuraibond005
2
I never really had a life as a kid, I was brought up to lead and to fight, I was never allowed to play with little toy trains или dolls. I learned to shoot with a large combat винтовка rather than a bb gun, I learned swordsmanship with a live blade, not a wooden one, или even a stick when I was really young.
As a result of my lack of childhood and my desire to get it back, I met a young boy by the name of Jitsa, he was 8, he loved going out in the woods and hunting with his bb gun, he loved going Главная afterwards and playing with his little electric trains. I would play with him, though I brought...
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OK, this Статья is going to be in the point of view of many different characters. Before it begins in their point of view it will have their names.
BELLA
Edward wasn't a school today, too sunny, I'm guessing. The Cullens are probably out hunting. Charlie had сказал(-а) that where the Cullens "hike" is filled with bears. I'm pretty sure that they are hunting somewhere else today, so I would like to see how it looks up there. I pulled on some hiking boots and got in my truck.
Eventually I reached the place. I was standing on the side of a small cliff. I found a few медведь prints, and started to wander...
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posted by ilovetowrite
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there's something
steals your сердце and mine
that's not fine
it steals your smile
and takes Ты away for mile
breaks your dream away
why does it just leave Ты away
apart from Ты way
what can i say
is pray ,pray
do what Ты Любовь for sure
it will come closer еще and еще
it doesn't let Ты look for
what Ты are searching for
i сказал(-а) again what do Ты want to do
and say hoo ,hooo
bordem go away
bordem go away
fight a lot they
Ты should stay and
say say say say
bordem go away
bordem go away
bordem go away
posted by ShiningsTar542
1
Yo guys! These sweets look good enough to eat, but don't be fooled!! :D

Why not??! :(
Because they are not sweets at all, but soaps! Look a little closer:

The ice creams are blueberry, арбуз and вишня flavor!

The печенье that look like they are are made of toffee and strawberry, really smell like these delicious foods!

Doughnuts? They are just like the ones Ты can buy at the store, in size and shape. Of course, Ты can't eat them, but they do smell like chocolate!

How about one of the muffins, which smell like pear, яблоко and vanilla?

The last doughnut would be perfect for a guy like Homer Simpson. He wouldn't mind that it's just soap!

These soaps would make for a really fun gift или the perfect благодарность in a practical joke. Here's the website if Ты wan to buy a couple of them: link

LOL! xD

source: mundochica
posted by smileypop9
Something I did for fun cos I was bored...just getting my thoughts out lol! This is part 4. :DDDDDDDDD
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TV ads. I hate 'em. I mean, except for the dancing Дети one.
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Doesn't it annoy Ты when you're watching your fave Показать on telly, someone is about to die или something equally exciting to watch, when everything stops and an Aquafresh advert pops up. Mm. Aquafresh. Great. Ты know, just what I came to watch on TV. A freakin' lady brush her teeth and smile into her mirror. Your teeth are still yellow, woman.
...

Or those annoying My Little пони adverts. Who the hell would...
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posted by invadercalliope
2
Hi everyone it's me Invader Calliope!
0% Innocent
█ 10% Mental
██ 20% Friendly
███ 30% Evil
████ 40% Invader
█████ 50% Bloody
██████ 60% Emo
███████ 70% Sneaky
████████ 80% Heart
█████████ 90% Killer
██████████100% Fearfull
I hope Ты are having a wonderful monday!
I like hobos!
I Любовь INVADER ZIM!
YAY!
Time for awsome faces:
:D
D:
O.O
DX
So i am going to tell Ты a story once apon a time the end!
The End!
posted by Insane4ever
5
So,this is my first of maybe many Статьи that make no sence,you will go like wtf is this,or somthing

so this time(the 1st time) i will be talking stupid untrue things about cows n bulls......

Cows n bulls,natures first astronouts.yes,i сказал(-а) astronouts how do Ты think the milky way got its name,cows n bulls explored it!!!!well they did have help from goats,but thats another story.anyway first бык in Космос was Cowsback Milkstone,he was a wise bull,he had company of his good Друзья Collin Mc Moo,Milky Шоколад and his girlfriend Mooona Lisa.eh enough about them,lets talk about mad cows....they made acused the cows n bulls they are mad just becouse they had a big awesome "the back days" party,whitch was all about the first american presidents бык Abraham abry Milkoln,the best cow in the world,i think we will all miss him.






Well thats all for this nonsense article,thank Ты for reading.tune in again......or i slap you!!!!!.....bye n may Abraham Milcoln be with you
Miss Carey: Hello, Allex! Come in!
Allex: Hi! What's happening here?
Mady: It's drama club.
Miss Carey: Come and Присоединиться us!
Allex: Ok. What are Ты doing?
Ed: We're putting on a play.
Allex: Really? Can i be in it? I like acting.
Nicki: He's a really good actor, Miss Carey.
Miss Carey: Excellent!
Allex: What's the play?
Mady: It's The Ugly Duckling.
Allex: Oh... That's for little children.
Mady: Yes, we're doing it for kindergarten.
Nicki: It's fun!
Ed: I'm the kind man.
Mady: I'm the kind man's doughter.
Alex: What about me?
Miss Carey: You, Alex, can be the ugly duckling.
posted by moodystuff449
Chapter 6:

An Old Enemy, a New Ally

Though Ashtaroth and I went back and forth on for quite a while, I finally gave in to going to sleep and continuing in the morning. It would have been nearly pitch black if I couldn't see in the dark. I sat with my back against the brick Стена of the alley staring up at the stars. The milky white outline of the Moon stood out completely against the murky ink-black sky. It was a thin crescent moon, as thin as thread. I was up so late that I had actually watched the moon as it traveled across the sky. The air was cold and crisp and every time Ты breathed frost...
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posted by aitypw
A young relationship can never last long,
To get through some days, Ты must be strong.
Should have listened to the words my Друзья gave me,
Too late,puppy Любовь got a grip of my сердце and raped me.
I still like him and wish it would get through,
I screwed, so what, whatcha gonna do.
You know what they say, opposites attract,
Too bad with same minds no time to react.
Too much in common with too little time,
Sitting here wishing you'd still be mine.
If I'd have waited just a little bit longer,
The relationship would grow, friendship be stronger.
Never realize the precious time that Любовь takes,
Cause the...
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As I weave through dark allies, trying to make my way home, everything feels wrong. It's день time and there is crickets chirping. The moon is shining along with bright stars while the brilliant sun sleeps. Annabella was not there. This time, it wasn't Annabella and I running away from one of our stunts. I was running for a different reason. I needed to get Главная so I could cry. I needed to sit there in my crying corner and cry. I did not make it Главная in time. I collapse onto the harsh cement and burst into tears, right there in an alley.
Hours pass. I lose track of time, but I know the sun...
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 Brought to Ты by trent-lover123
Brought to you by trent-lover123
Kiara:ow....ow.....ow....ow....ow...ow...OWWWWW!!!
Nurse:I didn't do any thing yet???
Kiara:oh??
Nurse:I GOT THE RESALTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!
Kiara:weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeell!!!!!!!!!!!
Nurse:your leg is....

Ichigo:WHAT IS WRONG WITH MY FACE!!!!!!
Alexa:every thing your eyes Ты mouth your four head well every thing...
Ichigo:YOU MAKE NO SENSE!!!!
Alexa:are Ты sure are Ты really sure about that?
Ichigo:YEEEEEEEEEEEEEES IM SURE!!!
*Alexa is blushing*
Alexa:your so flattering Ichigo.
Ichigo:WHHHHHAAAAAAAT!!!
*still blushing*
ALEXA:oh just stop it your making me blush....
*Ichigo starts blushing*
Ichigo:You...
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Way 1: when they copy your songs u just played, play something that they cant play, like wipeout

Way 2: when someone from the other band is going to sit down, tell the тромбон to play a deep note then tell the a trumpet player to play a high note as the other person sits down then scream, "Somebody farted!!!"

Way 3: When one of them is nearby, throw something sticky или disgusting, like melted Шоколад или a beetle that u just happened to catch in your hand или went inside your uniform

Way 4: Do something stupid thatll make them forget that they hav to play The звезда Spangled Banner.

Way 5: Say...
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BERLIN (Reuters) – A лиса, фокс has been unmasked as the mystery thief of еще than 100 shoes in the small western German town of Foehren, authorities сказал(-а) Friday.

A forest worker stumbled upon shoes strewn near the fox's логово, ден and found a trove of обувь down the hole which had recently been stolen overnight from outside locals' front doors.

"There was everything from ladies' shoes to trainers," сказал(-а) a local police spokesman. "We've found between 110 and 120 so far. It seems a мегера, лисица украл, палантин them for her cubs to play with."

Although many were missing laces, the shoes were in good condition and their owners were delighted to reclaim them, he said, adding that no reprisals were planned against the culprit.
Nobody believes in the end of the world
A sadistic melody thunders through the air
Darkness was born, Darkness haunts, and Darkness rules
Fill this world rampant with despair with an insane love

Before time began,
there was the All spark
Like all great power,
someone wanted it for good,
others for evil.
And so began the war.

PRAISE BE TO DECEPTICON
Now is the time to resurrect, a bloody desire called sin
PRAISE BE TO DECEPTICON
Grasp eternal life with those hands

Nobody notices the darkness in hearts
Nobody can hear the screams from the heart
Covered in lies, controlling lies, and lies are allowed
Fill this...
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I know a lot of people hate/dislike characters from a lot of things. Tv shows,anime,video games and so on. But! If there is one reason that they use that annoys me is the fact that they "get in the way" of a certain couple или pairing. (Crackshipping или Fanon pairing are included in this.)

You DO NOT hate a character или anyone in real life for "getting in the way" of people Ты want to get together. It's annoying and quite frankly mean.

For example,Juvia from Fairy Tail gets hated on for a couple of reasons. One of them being that she gets in the way of GRAYLU. Here's the thing. GrayLu isn't...
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Am sure Ты all already know me for my question:"Does people at your school make fun of what happened at 9/11" where I concluded that only people by where I live (Miami, Florida) joke about that. Well turns out they are not the only bastards. I was on Youtube, checking out Видео about 9/11 for a reason I don't know. So I came across this video, that by just looking at the title, Ты know it was made by someone who lacks a soul. here is the Название of the video:
"9/11-Get the water nigga"
The name to you, may look funny. But when Ты think about what is it about, you'll realize that this is serious...
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posted by 101trx
Here's another one of my true funny stories that happened almost 3 yrs назад that also involves me, my sis and my aunt and uncle's house again. But our cousin josh was there too so he's part of it.
Here's what happened. It's pretty funny cause I'll never forget it :):

11/21/09-
It was a snowy день back at auntie and dan's house. Our cousin josh was passed out sleeping on the диван, мягкий уголок so beth came up with an idea on how to scare him.
We both went into the кухня and filled a pot up with water. This was our prank. After, we carried it back inside with us giggling until we were beside josh with the pot...
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