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posted by cutiegirl01
1. Don't say we are bitches unless u want our brothers to come after u.

2. If we say we Любовь u u better say it back или u better утка and run.

3. If u hit us trust me when i say u just drove into fuckville.

4. When we ask u to "give us some space" u better get as far as u can.

5. If u cheat on us u may want to hide and stay hiden.

6. *4 middle school kids* If Ты want to get serious like in постель, кровати serious u have to be jokeing или high или SOMETHING!

7. If we say we're pissed off keep the hell out of our way.

8. *keep in mind* never and i mean NEVER say that we need to calm down.

9. *important* NEVER TELL US WHAT TO DO! NEVER!!!

10. Be sure to remind us that we're beautiful because we can be insecure.

11. When we ask if these pants make our butts look big AWAYS SAY NO!!

12. Sometimes we just want to be huged или some wa to know u Любовь us.
Being locked in a walk-in closet must get boring...

Somethings to do to pass time;

- пересекать, крест dress.

- Make faces in the mirror.

- Make a mannequin out of something, dress it up, and throw a чай party.

- See how long Ты can walk in the most uncomfortable shoes.

- Dress in the opposite of your style.

- Try to touch the ceiling.

- [Like a pile of leaves] Make a pile of clothes and run and dive into it.

- See which clothes are edible.

- See if Ты find anything misc. that really just shouldn't be in a closet.

- If Ты do, lay it all out and try to see what it does.

- Make ropes by tying shirts/pants/dresses together, and hang them from the ceiling, and свинг, качели from one to another, yelling like Tarzan.

- Reorganize by colour.
posted by ilovepenguins
1) If Любовь is blind, then why is there lingerie?
2) Why are they called "apartments" if they are all connected?
3) Should Ты believe a chronic liar if he admits that he is a chronic liar?
4) Did Adam and Eve have bellybuttons?
5) Why is it that Собаки Любовь to hang their head out of the car window, but will get mad at Ты if Ты blow in their face?
6) If all the world is a stage, where is the audience?
7) If a дерево falls in the forest and nobody is there to hear it, does it still make a sound?
8) If pro is the opposite of con, then wouldn't congress be the opposite of progress?
9) If the пятиугольник, пентагон were...
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posted by jedigal1990
okay i decided to write an Статья to grip about things on here that really bug me if Ты don't like it deal with it

okay number one grip
- i know i already wrote an Статья about this but my number one gripe on here is people posting twilight утиль, барахло, мусор on this spot and other nontwilight spots seriously and then Ты wonder why we get upset believe it или not some of us don't like twilight so Переместить on and keep it where it belongs thats all i will say about that

second gripe
- people who complain about people's bad grammer или spelling we are not in a fucking english class so who cares stop bugging...
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posted by moo000
1. Wait for a rainy day. Por paper confetti into sombodys closed umbrella and wait for them to go outside and open it.

2. Use a pin to prick a hole near the вверх of sombodys drinking straw.

3. Find an old rag. Put a coin on the floor and stand near by. When people come along and try to pick up the coin rip the rag so they think they have torn their pants.

4. When a friend is drinking a can of something fizzy, wait untill they are not looking and poor in some sugar. The sugar will make the drink froth up and poor out of the can.

5. Keep sending your frends on fool's erands. - this means asking them...
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Tell the widow that the deceased's last wish was that she make Любовь with Ты
Tell the undertaker that he can't close the coffin until Ты find your contact lens.
Punch the body and tell people that he hit Ты first.
Tell the widow that you're the deceased's gay lover.
Ask someone to take a snapshot of Ты shaking hands with the deceased.
At the cemetery, play taps on a kazoo.
Walk around tellin people that you've seen the will and they're not in it.
Ask the widow to give Ты a kiss.
Drive behind the widow's limo and keep honking your horn.
Tell the undertaker that your dog just died and ask...
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Okay so here's Part 2 :)

Name: Keir O'Donnell (Actor)
From: Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Character: Veck
Attraction: Just everything - he's very beautiful

Name: Tom Chambers (Actor)
From: Waterloo Road
Character: Max Tyler
Attraction: His lovely eyes


Name: Jack тахта, davenport, дэвенпорт (Actor)
From: Pirates Of The Caribbean 1-3
Character: James Norrington
Attraction: His smile and actually just him in general - he's like a prince lol

Name: Jonas Armstrong (Actor)
From: Robin Hood
Character: Robin Hood
Attraction: His cheeky smile and I like his accent too

Name: Ed Westwick (Actor)
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Here is some interesting facts on the people who really have an impact on the world - digital или not - as we know it.

Bill Gates

1977, the год he would have graduated from Harvard if he hadn't dropped out. He was 22 at the time. Bill Gates currently has a personal wealth estimated at a net worth of $42 billion dollars.

The Wright Brothers

Neither of the inventors of the airplane received high school diplomas. Orville, the younger brother, dropped out of high school in his junior год to open a printing business. Wilbur completed his four years of high school, but due to a family move, never received...
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: It feels great to be back everypony.
Master Sword: Now we're starting off season 2.
Audience: *Cheers*
Tom: Today's crossover parody, вверх Queer.
Audience: *Laughs*
Master Sword: This crossover parody combines вверх Gear with Glee.
Audience: *Laughs*
Tom: And begin.

Top Queer

Starring Tom Foolery as Jeremy Clarkson
Master Sword as James May
Saten Twist as Richard Hammond
Mortomis as Will Schuester
Snow Wonder...
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It all started back in November of 2013 - I finally received a new cellphone, a Nokia Lumina 520, and along with it, I finally got my own email account and password.
While it was nice having those, I didn't really use them, not even to make a Facebook account. However, in Рождество of that year, while watching some YouTube videos, it suddenly dawned on me: I could use the email and Пароль to create my own Google account and Комментарий on YouTube videos. I liked Чтение other people's Комментарии (When they were not rude.) and I wanted to do it, myself.
After creating my Google account, I immediately...
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This Список is about the characters from Johnny Depp's Alice in Wonderland films. The 2010 and 2016 Alice films have various enjoyable characters. Everybody on the Список except for the вверх 2 is in alphabetical order. I hope Ты enjoy the Список and feel free to mention your Избранное characters from the 2010 and 2016 Alice films.

Cheshire Cat

The Cheshire Cat was briefly a rival of the Hatter, but the Cheshire Cat turned out to be a useful and amusing character. Also he has a nice voice.


In Назад versions of Alice in Wonderland the Dormouse was a sleepy guy, but the Dormouse is a heroic...
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posted by twinklestar11
Sir Pham turned around, as he then got knocked over. Sir Pham shot magic at them, but missed.

Sir Pham stood, laughing his head off, “you brats trying to destroy me? Ты will be destroyed if Ты even try me! And too bad! Your magical Друзья are dead! So is Cameron!”

Sam gaped at him, suddenly realizing that all the magical creatures had been killed. They were all innocent animals, just trying to protect Cameron, and now they were dead, because of him.
“You won’t get away with this!” Sam yelled, opening her wings.

She flew high above Sir Pham. “I bet Ты can’t...
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posted by Hades_Shadow
For all Wreck-it Ralph Фаны out there, here is a club I made here to create and play as your own character from any of the games in the Movie! So far we have the Games of Fix-it Felix Jr., Sugar Rush, and Герои Duty! I would have just made a link but it would not add it here, so here it is!

To those who stumble on this article, Welcome! This will be the Role Play for those who Любовь the Movie Wreck-It Ralph. This page itself is for Ты to game jump. Ты can share things with different characters, go try your luck in another game, and mainly to make friends. There will be a couple rules, but...
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I’m a mess when it comes to you
I got no inhibitions whatsoever it’s true
I’m not the kind of girl who runs around like this
Caught up in a kiss
Best Друзья или benefits, no

But you’re so racy, you’re my Избранное guy
So unruly, so uncivilized
Cupid got me right between my eyes
You know Ты got it real bad
Doing things that Ты never did

Oh oh whoa oh, oh oh whoa oh
You wake up in your bra and your make up
Oh oh whoa oh, oh oh whoa oh
Your car’s in the driveway parked sideways
Yeah I know this is killing me
I’m leaving every piece of my conscience behind
Oh oh whoa oh, oh oh whoa oh
I’m such...
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Up above the surface I was just a perfect child
But underneath it all I was crazing to be wild
Don’t Ты judge by the cover it’s so far from what Ты see
I’m losing all my patience waiting on Ты to believe
I’m suffocating, I can’t breathe

Let me out this cage, I’m not gonna hold back
I’m a break these chains, I’m taking control now
Gonna give Ты something to talk about
It’s another side of me
I’m Актёрское искусство out

Set me free, I’m ready to Показать you
This is what I need, it’s time to get dirty
I’m a Показать what I’m talking about
It’s another side of me
I’m Актёрское искусство out

Welcome to a new...
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posted by Invincible321
For all those who don't understand why people cut, this is for you. I get it. I completely understand. When you're depressed, Ты need an outlet. You're so empty and numb that Ты need to feel something, and since Ты refuse to feel happy, Ты cut yourself to feel pain. That sounds completely wrong, but, who knows? Maybe it really works. It becomes an addiction. Ты can't go with out feeling that pain. And everytime, Ты have to cut deeper and deeper to feel the same way. Feel the way that Ты strive for. Just feel anything. Soon enough, everything around Ты becomes a weapon of self-destruction....
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posted by JonasLuver1
1.Whats your full name? – Jessica Drew William
2.How big is your bed? - normal
3.What are Ты listening to right now? – See No еще – Joe Jonas
4.What are the last 4 digits in your cellphone number? - 7755
5.What was the last thing Ты ate? – crunchy Кошки (:
6.Last person Ты hugged? – My half-Sister <3
7.How is the weather right now? - cool
8.Who was the last person Ты talked to on the phone? - My BF
9.What is the first thing u notice in the opposite sex? - Smile или Eyes
10.Favorite type of Food. - Fast Еда :]
11.Do Ты want children?- Yea but not now.
12.Do Ты drink? – No sir(:
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posted by moodystuff449
Chapter 6:

An Old Enemy, a New Ally

Though Ashtaroth and I went back and forth on for quite a while, I finally gave in to going to sleep and continuing in the morning. It would have been nearly pitch black if I couldn't see in the dark. I sat with my back against the brick Стена of the alley staring up at the stars. The milky white outline of the Moon stood out completely against the murky ink-black sky. It was a thin crescent moon, as thin as thread. I was up so late that I had actually watched the moon as it traveled across the sky. The air was cold and crisp and every time Ты breathed frost...
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posted by samuraibond005
I hate facebook, I hate that game they call 'fart', I hate how my dad had to drag me out to play it, I hate his lack of understanding the fact that I do in fact like talking to my Друзья online and that I have a reason for it, I hate ignorance, I hate people that have to have their own way, I have being shoved into a corner, I hate my math class, I hate having to walk to school in the cold, I hate the idiots at school, I hate closed minded people, I hate society and I hate the government. But above all I hate a lack of morals. Why cant people just be like they used to, stick to a code of honor?...
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posted by EllentheStrange
1.Go into the restroom,fall into the toilet and scream at the вверх of your lungs TOILET RAPE!
2.Go to the toy section,find a large teddy медведь and start frenching it.
3.Rip apart books,magizines,ect. Ты hate.
4.Ask a person if the have ever been toilet raped.
5.Speak pig latin,Russain,German,ect. to the employees.
6.Grap as many balls as Ты can and start thoughing them at people.If the get mad say Ты were trying to play dodge ball with them.
7.Bring a portable stero and play the loudest most annoying song ever.
8.Slap a Болталка person in front of a bunch of people and say,"I can not beleive Ты cheated on me with that whore" and point to a Болталка girl.
9.Try selling "chololate".
10.If Ты are alone in the restroom,take off your pad and leave it in the sink.
11.If Ты are alone and no one is coming to your aisle,take a wizz или dump there!
12.Scream ABUSE if someone hits,kicks,slaps ect. you.
13.Find fake blood and right on the walls scary sayings.