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posted by darange

what is life?
what is the eternal oblivion that we all are born, live, and die through?
where do we go in the end?
what will your accomplishments, friends, family, relationships, and еще amount to in the end game? why do we do the things that hurt us the most? weather it be our future, our relationships, или even our body ourselves.
What's going to happen if our sun dies right now, или if its the end of the world? what would we do? what would Ты do? would Ты say goodbye to your loved ones? rob a bank? sit there all alone?
Is their even a Heaven and Hell? или are we all forgotten in the sea of never ending people. no one cares. we all forget over time

what would Ты do in the end of the world? opinions?

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Dear dumb diary review

posted by animereview42

Okay at the beginning of the movie it was wired and I don't like it but at half way threw the movie it was really wired and kind of stupid and unlikable but half way threw the movie it becomes really funny its stupid and I don't know why they added so many stupid musical numbers cause i don't know why или anyone would start dancing in the middle of class and i don't know why people in Фильмы act so strange around their crush when the can just admit that they like them and whats the point of having a diary that's no locked cause then in the movie as the clearly point out its going to turn bad...

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BlondLionEzel's вверх 5 Saddest Nostalgic Moments

posted by BlondLionEzel

#5: Death of Cliffjumper (Transformers Prime)

I know we didn't know a thing about the guy, but he died a Герои death.

#4: Death of Mothra (Rebirth of Mothra)

Mothra saves her son Mothra Leo, but drowns in the process. This one is sad because Mothra was a very kind mother.

#3: Death of Burai (Kyoryu Sentai Zyuranger)

Burai's left was bound by the Green Candle, kept hidden in the Lapseless Room, which was destroyed by Bandora ,killing Burai.

#2: Death of Godzilla (Godzilla vs Destroyah)

Godzilla, who is on the verge of nuclear meltdown (which would destroy the whole Earth), losses his son, who was...

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Positivity ~ Ashley Tisdale ~ Lyrics

posted by 2468244

(I gotta get some baby
Won’t Ты Показать me some baby
I gotta get some baby)
Show me some positivity
(Mmmmm)
Show me some positivity (Oh, ooh, yeah)
From where I stand I see
A world of possibilities
So don’t be going negative on me oo baby yeah
Love is hard
That’s alright
Give it time
It’s worth the ride
You know
It’s all in the way you
You’re lookin’ at me
I’m lookin’ at you
What еще do Ты want
Show me some positivity
It’s all that I got
It’s leading me on
Can’t leave it alone
Show me some positivity
You’re makin’ it harder
Than it has to be
So won’t u please Показать me (He,e,e,e)
Some positivity...

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poem

posted by hetaliaitaly

Please dont tell me not to cry
Please dont say there was a reason why
My life has changed forever
It will never be the same

Am i just a pawn being played in your game?
Tell me to Переместить on with life
Forget it and be strong
But deep down way inside i dont want to go along

If Ты were there for me i wouldn't have just left
But if i am dead then what is the price of death
Im sick of playing with my life
I will never rest in peace
Not until the one that destroyed me
Has died a destruction death

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HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT HOT >.<

posted by amy_the_demon

BY: me!!!!

coca: i want coca!!!
me: Ты want yourself O.o

barney: lets sing a lame жопа, попка song!!!!

c+m: *screams like girls* NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Barney: *jumps off bridge*

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*micowave dings*

me: le gasp!!!! my буррито is done!!!!
*finds elmo eating my burrito*

me: Эй, THAT'S MY BURRITO!!!!!!!!!!

coca: *bits elmo's arm*
I WILL BITE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*barney walks in*

me: WTF!?!?!? YOUR SUPPOST TO BE DEAD!!!!!!!!!
barney: nom nom nom nom.........

coca: *throws elmo out the window*
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

*elmo lands on barney with a splat*

elmo: WHAT THE FUCK MAN!!!!!!!

coca: i though Ты were a KID'S show!
me: this is getting rediculous!!!!

elmo: kids suck.....
*me and coca gasp's*

barney: i hate my dino life......

me: we all do purple shit, we all do..

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FIN

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Famous Цитаты

posted by invadercalliope

Ok
It's time!
Get your popcorn.
Get your root bear.
get your chair.
Get your potato chip and eat it.
Famous Quotes:
1.The Beginning is the most important part of work.
2.Friendship is born at the moment when one person says to another. "What Ты too? I thought i was the only one"
3.I shut my eyes in order to see.
4.Our Anxiety does not come from thinking about the future,but from wanting to control it.
5.A день With out laughter is a день wasted.
6.The Earth Has Музыка For those who can listen.
7.Kind words can be short and easy to speak,but there echoes are turly endless.
8.You grow up the first день Ты have first laugh- at yourself

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Sample of my story

posted by cutiegirl01

After getting our nails done and Jenny’s hair done we went to my house. I took off my wig just before I walked, “Hey mom do Ты know anyone named Elizabeth?”
My mom came around the corner, “What ever Ты did just say you’re sorry and-”
“No mom do Ты know anyone named Elizabeth Junta?” She nodded, “Sarus and Jenny’s mom’s maiden name was that.” My mom smiled exited.
“Can she come over to night?” I nodded smiling.
“Just let me call her.” I pulled out my cell phone and turned toward Jenny asking, “What’s the number?”
“290-815-3466.” Jenny сказал(-а) looking...

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Prank call ideas xD

posted by BlackSunshine

I found this and I think some of them are hilarious xD

Prank Call Idea #1
This is an oldie and I have been the victim for the same!
You call up the person and ask for a person name Joey. Since there really is no Joey, the obvious answer would be, ‘You’ve got the wrong number’! Call up the person many times during the день или week and disguise your voice in varied accents and ask for Joey. After a few days, call up your victim and say, ‘This is Joey. Have Ты taken any messages for me?’ I am sure the person at the end of the line would probably want to strangle Ты with the telephone wire...

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Cowboy Sayings And Цитаты

posted by Liepe

For my friend.
__________________________________________________

If Ты climb in the saddle, be ready for the ride.

Talk slowly, think quickly.

Never approach a бык from the front, a horse from the rear или a fool from any direction.

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whloe lot easier than puttin' it back.

Brace your backbone and forget your wishbone.

Just 'cause trouble comes visiting doesn't mean Ты have to offer it a place to sit down.

If Ты find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin'.

Don't wake a sleepin' rattler.

Don't squat witn your spurs on.

Every trail has some puddles....

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179 ways to annoy people

posted by bubbletl

1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If Ты have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what Ты think."

7. Claim that Ты must always wear a bicycle шлем as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything...

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19 Things to do in a waiting room

posted by InvaderStickly

1. Back away from each person saying, "EW! GERMS!"

2. Sit in someone's lap and say, "I'm afraid your going to die, Jimmy."

3. Bring a radio and play screamo music.

4. Every once in a while, ask a doctor, "IS IT MY TURN YET?!"

5. Ask everyone why they're just sitting there.

6. When Dorah comes on, sing the lyrics.

7. Grab toys such as Барби Куклы and scream, "I'M GONNA KILL YOU! Look, Mr. Stuffy Wuff is happy!"

8. Yell, "IT'S A TRAP!" and tackle a Болталка patient.

9. Poke at someone's scab and yell, "IS THIS SCAB EATABLE?!"

10. When your finally called on, yell, "FINALLY! WHERE WERE YOU?!"

11. Go up to...

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Annoying things to do at walmart

posted by emmett

Ways to annoy people in Wal-Mart

Hilarious Ways to be annoying!

"Accidentally" get stuck in one of the Холодное сердце Еда doors. Give people strange looks and see if anyone helps Ты out.
Add really funny things to other peoples’ carts and watch them pay for it and see if they notice.
Around Рождество time, start caroling. Ask for money from the listeners.
As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"
Ask if Ты can buy a shopping cart.
Ask other customers if they have any Grey Poupon.
Ask Someone if they know were they sell little babies!...

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10 things girls should know about guys

posted by Bond_Of_Fury

Jeez, so many lists about girls telling guys what they should do when imposing them and such... It's time to extinguish those high standards, with some cold, hard, facts about us. Fighting огонь with fire. *puts on sunglasses* Oh yeah.

So girls, here's a Список about boys, by a boy.

Guys look, but don't flirt!
1. We look at other girls often, as ashamed as some of us might be about it. We're just naturally distracted. It, however, doesn't mean we're flirting with them straight away. Here's a Вопрос I'd like to ask all girls in a relationship. What are Ты expecting your boyfriend to do, cheat on...

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63 ways to annoy your cop

posted by Joe1996

1. When Ты get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"

2. When he asks why Ты were speeding, tell him Ты wanted to race.

3. When he talks to you, pretend Ты are deaf.

4. If he asks if Ты knew how fast Ты were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to......

5. Ask if Ты can see his gun.

6. When he says Ты aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger.

7. Touch him.

8. When he asks why Ты were speeding, tell him Ты had to buy a hat.

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat.

10. Refer to him by his first name.

11. Pretend Ты are gay and ask...

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100 Funny Birthday Messages❤ ❥

posted by GDragon612

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman’s birthday but never remembers her age.
A lighter? We’re going to need a flame-thrower to light up your candles.
Actually, I wanted to get Ты something super great, super terrific, unique and beautiful for your birthday, but I don’t fit into the envelope.
Age is a high price to pay for maturity.
Age is an issue of mind over matter. If Ты don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.
Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life сказал(-а) Kitty Collins. Be glad you’re doing it gracefully.
An old fart is as good as a new one….

(written...

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Nick's Rant - Seahorse Seashell Party

posted by BlondLionEzel

WARNING: This rant will contain swearing

This episode...oh god this episode...

It starts with the Griffin family stuck in their house during a Hurricane. The Griffins (excluding Meg) decides to play a game and Meg wants to Присоединиться their game, they tell her:

"No one wants to be fingerbanged by you!"

The Griffins are as***les towards Meg. And before Ты Family Guy Фаны start to flame me, Meg is my Избранное character.

Peter decides to annoy the whole family. To which Meg opens up a can of soda. Peter snaps at Meg, and surprisingly Meg stands up for herself.

Now what amazes me is that the Показать puts her...

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BEWARE GUYS,You might get suspended ANYTIME!!

posted by sini12

Hey,There! I’m sini12 (sini). I’m here to inform Ты about Injustice done by Fanpop to innocent users! :/
_____________________________________

I’m asking Why?? Whats the reason of it!? Last week! My Friend (mr-cullen) got suspended! & Ты will laugh if Ты people will listen the reason of his suspension! He got suspended because me(sini12) and he(mr-cullen) were using same Иконки from last weeks! I know,its crazy! But it that any crime? Is it written in any ‘Rule book of Fanpop’ that Two peoples cannot use same icons? They think that mr-cullen & sini12 are accounts of Same person!...

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Naturally

posted by nmdis

"Naturally"

Did it seem
To disappoint you
Living alone?
By the banks
Of your dilemma
Out of control
No one seems
To give the answers
That Ты wanna hear
What you'd give
To find a welcome here

Miles and miles of lies
Behind you
Those were the days
So many lives
You'd hope would guide you
Help Ты find a way
Now it seems to your surprise
That they left Ты lying here
What you'd give to dry
These горький tears

Did it come naturally?
Ты a million miles from home
When Ты tried so carefully
To live a life
That's not your own
Always remember
That it wasn't that long ago
I stilled the oceans
I moved...

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20 Most Inappropriate Sports names

posted by FanFun1010

1. Dick Trickle

A NASCAR driver that sounds like he has symptoms of prostate problems. Yeah, this one definitely deserves the вверх spot on the list.

2. Rusty Kuntz
If he were a girl, it would possibly be number one on the list; nobody would want to mess with her.

3. Grant Balfour
Grant means “to give” and ball four represents a walk in baseball. Not exactly the best name for this Oakland A’s pitcher.

4. Pete LaCock
The capitalization of this name just makes it even worse. He gets the double whammy on the first and last name

5. Guy Whimper
He is a 6’5’’, 300lbs. offensive tackle for the Jacksonville...