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(Crank it up, oh)
I like that, ah

Th-th-this beat is hypnotic
I wanna ride like a shofa
Sound of sonic’s
Controlling me just like a robot
I go bionic so D-D-DJ put it on
I’m losing logic and cruising deeper in the zone

(It’s so cinematic
G-got me froze up)
G-got me froze up
(This psychopathic
Beat it something
I need a dose of)
I need a dose of
(I’m systematically
Moving every single bone)
Moving every single bone
(There’s no mechanic
That can understand what I’m on)

Let’s crank it up (Crank it up)
Till the walls cave in
Just crank it up (Crank it up)
Put that record on spin...
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I’m not alone
Even when we’re apart
I feel Ты in the air, yeah
I’m not afraid
I know what you’re thinking
I can hear Ты everywhere
Some people say it’ll never happen
And we’re just wasting time
But good things come when u least expect them
So I don’t really mind
We’ll be together
Come whatever
I’m not just staring at the stars
Just remember
That no one else can tell us who we are
We’ll be together
So don’t ever stop listening to your heart
‘Cause I can’t turn mine off, whoa, whoa… oh
I can’t pretend
This is a rehearsal for the real thing
Because it’s not, and
I know we’re young...
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posted by randomgirl3000
How Ты can tell if someone is lying:

1) Look the person straight in the eyes

•As in poker, your eyes печать the deal. It shows vulnerability. If looking at the eyes for a while and the person looks away, Ты know he/ she is lying.
2) Eyes are situated to the right

•Demonstrates that the person is “creating” an event to cover up what he/she has done. The person is thinking on the spot so it is a good time to counter attack the lie with a kick!
3) Changing the topic right away

•If the person is trying to drag the conversation или keeps diverting the topic towards something totally different,...
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posted by _ColorBlind_


Remember me? Of course Ты don't- this is a new account. *smacks self*

Anyway, I used to be LUV_4_BIEBER. *shudders* Remember me now? Still no? Okay.. 

ANYPENIS, I came back to this site a few nights назад and went "Damn I miss this place!" Of course probably NONE if the people I knew are still here, but who cares- I can make new friends!

(that was a completely failed attempt at being sociable)

So I was looking back at my old account and holy fucking dickface I was the biggest idiot ever. Just- wow. Firer me apologizes for past me's illiterate Письмо skills, mary-sueishess, and generally being an annoying twat >.<  

I guess this is a welcome back post? еще like a "please dear god take me back" post :p

posted by randomgirl3000
I feel your hands in my hair.
I feel your breath on my neck.
I feel your body pressed so close to mine.
I feel your lips on my throat.
I feel your hands Переместить to my back and your lips work their way up to mine.
I feel Ты and I Любовь it.

I hear Ты say Ты Любовь me.
I hear Ты whisper my name.
I hear Ты tell me I'm the only one for you.
I hear your breath in my ear.
I hear your soft snores as I fall asleep.
I hear Ты and I Любовь it.

I see Ты as I run into your arms.
I see your face break through my world of darkness.
I see Ты fight away my fears.
I see Ты wipe away my tears.
I see you're in Любовь with me.
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when a girl is quiet a million things are running thru her mind.
when a girl is not arguing she is thinking deeply.
when a girl looks at Ты with wondering eyes she is wondering how long Ты will be around.
when a girl says 'im fine' after a few секунды she is not okay.
when a girl stares at Ты she is wondering why you're lying.
when a girl rests her head on your chest she wants Ты to be her's forever.
when a girl wants to see Ты everyday she wants to be pampered.
when a girl says 'i Любовь you' she means it.
when a girl says 'i miss you' no one misses Ты more.
life only comes around once so make...
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1.SpongeBob SqaurePants
2.The Legend of Korra
3.Aaahh!!!Real Monsters
4.The Ren and Stimpy Show
7.Family Guy
10.Max and Ruby(Just to make fun of it)
11.Adventure Time
12.Regular Show
15.Everybody Hates Chris
16.That 70s' Show
17.All That
18.Kenan and Kel
19.My Cat From Hell
22.Law and Order
23.Judge Judy
24.Judge Mathis
25.Judge Ross
26.The Wonder Years
27.My Little Pony:Friendship is Magic
28.Rocko's Modern Life
29.Phineis and Ferb

NOTE:Listed in no particular order.
posted by girsmurf22
i am petting my kitty.

my kitty is soft and FLUFFAHH!!!!!

oh crap my cat just scratched me.

i'm suffering in pain.

now i'm screaming.

now i'm in the hospital.

now i'm dying.


and thinking about my FLUFFAAAAAAYYYYY KITTY.

AND NOW............huh,i don't know what i'm doing.

THE END...................................................but not for
MY KITTY...................
 i'm gonna whoop your жопа, попка
i'm gonna whoop your ass
posted by snakemanfan
... hmmm
ill go dig a hole and jump in it
или will i =3=
trololololol =3=
derp de derp derp derp de derp =3=
and ze vorld vill never know =3= Dr Albert Wily
.... Dr Thomas light ................
posted by TheRealSexyKate
If Ты have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, Ты have $1.19. Ты also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar.
The numbers '172' can be found on the back of the U.S. $5 dollar bill in the bushes at the base of the линкольн Memorial.

President Kennedy was the fastest Болталка speaker in the world with upwards of 350 words per minute.

In the average lifetime, a person will walk the equivalent of 5 times around the equator.

Odontophobia is the fear of teeth.

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once...
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Don’t speak
I can’t believe
This is here happening
Our situation isn’t right
Get real, who Ты playing with
I never thought you’d be like this
You were supposed to be there by my side

When Ты say that Ты want me, I just don’t believe it
You’re always ready to give up and never turn around

But what if I need Ты baby
Would Ты even try to save me
Or would Ты find some lame excuse to never be true
What if I сказал(-а) I Любовь you
Would Ты be the one to run to
Or would Ты watch me walk away without a fight

I’m so sick of worrying that you’re gonna quit over anything
I could trip and you’d let...
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Every time I saw you
Trying to pretend
Now I think you’re caught in
A spin
Said that I could trust
You’d be my everything
Falling from the shadows
Now I see
All those times were wasted
When Ты tried to hide it from me
I don’t care what you’re sayin’
I don’t care what you’re doin’
Never really had me
I’m over it
So why is it so hard to see
All the lies Ты tell me
I’m getting out I’m moving on
I’m over it (I’m over it)
I’m over it (I’m over it)
I’m over it (I’m over it)
Tried to walk away
But my сердце was sayin’ no
Can’t believe it took so
Long to go
Now the past is fading
I hardly...
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posted by randomgirl3000
Facing Stress is very common in school especially near exam time или due dates of assignments. Learning ways to cope with stress can minimize the negative impact stress has on your mental health leading to maximize academic performance. Here are 5 ways that I come up while in school that I think might be helpful to new college students.

1. Have a support network - They are the academic resource center, the professors или teaching assistance, your friends, your family или school counselors. By having a reliable network of support, Ты allow yourself to reach out to people who can help you. Furthermore,...
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posted by canal
I felt betrayed I was always told I was an only child. Mason came and put his hand on my shoulder. "Aliya we have to go now" he whispered in my ear. My сердце drummed against my chest. I studied Kody he was left handed like me had bright hazel eyes like mine his hair was short but straight like mine. His lips shaped like a cresent moon moved with every word he spoke. A huge weight lifted from my chest as Kody сказал(-а) some spell. "A brother huh? Why was I never told his?" I asked examining Kody. "He was taken to train as a darkness master as a child" mom explained. "Then how dont I remember" I asked...
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posted by -Yusha-
Meme :

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posted by akatsuki_lover9
chapter 1
It was a normal день for flippy. Breakfast, newspaper. He got his mail from the mailbox. Nothing new, nothing great. Then one letter caught his eye. It сказал(-а) on the front in bold letters “You Have Been Called To Serve In The Hunger Games.” flippy dreaded this day. “called to serve again?” he thought. “figures, a war hero having to serve again, I might as well read the rest of this letter. He opened it up, expecting the worst. “please god, not Vietnam.” he prayed. He was surprised at what was written. It didn't seem war-like at all. “Dear tribute, Ты have been chosen...
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posted by koalagirl9
step 1.Go up to someone and ask there name
Step 2.Tell them that there name is ugly
step 3.Tell them they're рубашка looks like throw up
step 4.give them a hug
step 5:kick them in the shin
step 6:tell them Ты Любовь them
Step 7:kick them in the crotch или stumach
step 8.Say i Любовь Ты again
step 9:walk around them in circles Пение my butt smells like a tortia chachacha
step 10:say Ты hate them
I am the boy who never finished high school because I got called a fag everyday.
I am the girl who was kicked out of her Главная because I confided in my mother I was a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because no one will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who held her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled night.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in a hospital because they would not let my partner of 27 years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the...
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posted by akatsuki_lover9
 flippy burying firestar
flippy burying firestar
it's been one sunrise since I killed tigerstar. I can still feel his blood between my claws. I wonder if the rest of the clan Кошки are thinking about my warning. I hope they are. If they aren't then let them be fools. That will just make it even еще fun to decide their fate. “how did I do scourge?” flippy's voice brings my attention back to the present. “you scared the fleas off their mangy pelts.” scourge replied. “with Ты here they'll have to give us the forest.”
days passed by. Nothing exiting happened. Then it was the день the clan Кошки had to make their decision. Excitement...
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posted by hetaliaitaly
I should've, could've, would've;
Done something about that day,
If only I had known it ended this way.
I am not proud to tell you
How I stood there and watched;
He was so big and scary
Was all that I thought.

I couldn't, wouldn't, shouldn't,
get involved at all.
I say to myself;
It's none of my business;
As I turn and walk down the hall.

I hear on the news;
'bout this kid who had died
It tells of his woe;
The день of his suicide

They talk about how he locked himself
inside of his room
All to have shot himself to forget all the pain.

Now as I walk through my school
I hear the laughter
But see the fear
In their eyes...
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