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Dost thou Любовь life?
Then do not squander time,
for that is the stuff life is made of.
Benjamin Franklin

Life is either a daring adventure или nothing.
Helen Keller

Life is like a game of cards. The hand that is dealt Ты represents determinism; the way Ты play it is free will.
Jawaharal Nehru








Life is like the dice that, falling, still Показать a different face. So life, though it remains the same, is always presenting different aspects.
Alexis

Our life's a stage, a comedy: either learn to play and take it lightly, или медведь its troubles patiently.
Palladas

The geat blessing of mankind are within us and...
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posted by chelo_monster
6
I know that all people lie. But if that lie is so evil that it’s hurting Ты and the people around you, Ты have to take action. Ты have to catch them first, and then everything will follow. Tear them to pieces and rip them apart! Muwahaha!

Here are some signs that someone is lying to you.

1.    Don’t maintain eye contact
Less than half conversation

    -It’s true that the eyes are the windows of the soul. Ты have to observe. Look at his eyes. If he can’t look at your eyes during the conversation, that could be an indicator that he is lying.

2.    A...
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posted by Me_Iz_Here
1
There are a lot of creeps on Omegle. Whether you're just bored, trolling, или being a creep, Ты will definitely run into a pervert on Omegle. So here are some comebacks Ты can use.

Stranger: Horny?
You: Yes.
You: BECAUSE I'M A UNICORN!

Stranger: ASL.
You: Sorry, I don't speak American Sign Language.

Stranger: 17 M looking for horny females
You": 85, M, looking for other gay men.

Stranger: Wanna chat with hot girls? Go to "Babesofomegle . com"
You: No thanks I don't feel like seeing whores like you.

Strangers: Wanna fuck?
You: How the fuck are we gonna fuck if you're so fucking far away and I'm not gonna fucking tell Ты where I fucking live so we can fuck Болталка strangers.

Stranger: Ты like dick?
You: Yes, I do like Dick. He's very nice. I don't get why people make fun of him for his name.
You: Ты ARE talking about the person, right?

Other ways are to just repeat the same thing over and over again, или copy everything they say.
First off, this is not made to offend anyone! If your offended by this then I apoligize. Anyway these are the most horrible shows I have ever seen! If Ты have a reason for a Показать I put Комментарий and I might add it(ill give credit about it to Ты because its your idea :D) Anyway sorry for all this long Чтение right here but here we go:
(Cartoon Network)
-(from commercial)Secret Mountain Fort Awesome:
1.Characters are even uglier then the "Problem Solvers" characters who are pretty god damn ugly!
2.From the looks on the commercial, it seems like it has no good things that will happen или any interesting...
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posted by xoPixie-Popxo
14
If you've never laid your eyes on these shows, YOU'RE DOING YOURSELF A FAVOR! Oh and feel free to add your own reasons by commenting below! I may include some of your ideas in this Статья and I'll make sure to add your username! :D (Oh God I sound like an annoying advertisement.)
(Sorry for the long reasons!)

From Cartoonnetwork:

The Problem Solverz
-Poor animation. It looks like it's been drawn by a 7 год old's foot with the lights out.
-I cannot understand ANYTHING that they're saying.
-What exactly is that brown guy? A block of poop?
(I would Список еще reasons but I only saw the Показать for 2 seconds...
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I am a god at this...

1)Ask the most randomest Вопрос to a stranger, but seriously-like and then laugh, but than go back to serious
2) randomly when Ты have to go to the bathroom yell "BATHROOM!" and run to it as fast as u can, waving ur arms around
3)When in the bathroom, dance for half n час and then when ur parents say "is it goin all right in there?" say "NOOOOOO!"
4)When ur in a pool get up from the water and say "I CNT BREATH!!!"
5) When someone asks for Ты to do something say "YO MAMA!" and run away (i do tht all the time)
6)At school spaz out and than when Ты get calm fall out of you...
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posted by littleangel0520
8
1)
'It is an unfortunate fact that we can secure peace only by preparing for war'
- John f. Kennedy
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2)
'Genius is one percent inspiration and ninety - nine percent perspiration'
- Thomas Edison
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3)
'Impossible is a word only to be found in the dictionary of fools'
- Napolean Bonaparte
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4)
'The child is father of man'
- William Wordsworth
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5)
The government of people, by the people, for the people shall...
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posted by samuraibond005
2
I find homework to be arrogant and inefficient. Schools think they are so important that they can dictate whether или not the kid can have time after school for other, also important things. yeah, we learned all this in class and some kids didn't get it, but first of all, it is not like nobody else in the class understood it, секунда of all, they won’t get it any better without a teacher to help, and third of all, if they care enough to get anything out of their education anyway, they will ask somebody for help.
Of course, there are classes in which homework makes sense, such as my AP world...
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posted by percyLover101
7
"You know what your useless!!! Get out of here!! I can't stand to look at Ты anymore!!!", My mother yelled as I ran out the back door of our house, tears streaming down my face. My feet ran as far as they could until, on got caught on a rock and I landed face first into a dirt plot. Slowly I dragged myself to a nearby дерево and leaned against it.

"Useless.... How am i useless....", i thought to myself. It all just happened so quickly... The words just spilled out of my mother's mouth.... This is what had happened..

"I'm going to go across the улица, уличный to help Grandma Ofelia with her groceries.......
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1. When a twilight Фан says 'twilight rocks' say 'rocks made of twilight?'
2. Go up to a twilight fan, scream 'Bella! Bella! BELLA!!!! YOU'RE AWESOME!!!!' when they say 'I know right!' say 'Oh no I meant Bellatrix'
3. Ask them all Вопросы about twilight that Ты can think of. When they ask why say 'I'm doing a book Сообщить on the most boring Книги of the world'
4. Get all the boys and twilight haters (better for them to be Harry Potter fans) to start saying 'Edward, Edwardo, Eddibear, sparkle sparkle'
5. Say that Ты hate Stephanie Meyer, she's a horrible Автор and her Книги make want to poke...
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1. When they're using an ATM machine, look at them with binoculars, then when they've finished go up to them and say "I didn't quite see the last two numbers. What were they?"

2. When Ты see a dog out on a walk, get on all fours and start barking and growling.

3. Choose a Болталка person in the улица, уличный and go up and propose to them. With one of those haribo желе rings.

4. Go into a computer Магазин and ask for a flux-capictor.Or whatever it was in BackToTheFuture.

5. In the middle of the улица, уличный break out into a really active OTT dance.Do windmills and shake your hair about and do a worm etc.

6. Go out to the grocery store with legwarmers on every available part of your body. Ask them if they sell gloves.

7. Buy some face paints and paint your whole face blue then run outside screaming.

8. Break out into song really loud in a really public place, like they do in musicals.

9. Buy loads of fake rubber lizards and stick them all over your clothes. Walk about everywhere.
posted by saphire1031
4
These are 10 sure sighns that Ты need mental help:

1) Ты think ailens have placed a zapping microchip in your head

2) Ты make donkey noises say "Princess!" and then laugh phsycotically

3) Ты think your underwear will eat Ты alive

4) Ты speak fluenit "Foreniese"

5) Ты think a monkey
is living in Ты toilet

6) Ты think your best freind is a fish

7) PIE PIE I сказал(-а) PIE!!!

8) If Ты scream that for no reason, well, Ты know

9) If Ты go to rob a store, then fake Ты are an employee

10) If Ты think Fanpop is pointless
posted by ultimatefredde
12
I just wanted to share my story.

My parents were both killed when I was 3, I had no Друзья and people on the улица, уличный kept laughing at me, One день an old man decided to adopt me, he was like a father to me, when I turned 10, he revelaed to me he was the C.E.O of the police here on Mexico. He decided to let me in for a while, however 2 years later my new "father" died due to medical problems, I also was told tha tI had 2 brothers, which also died, an dbesides the time I went to school, I was bullied and had no Любовь life. right now I´m 16, Im still at the station and no longer go to school, I just want to find a true friend and true love, and I hope Ты Fanpop users can listen to this, and support me as much as I willl support all of you.
posted by Tamar20
9
1. WRITE EVERYTHING IN Трофеи LOCK OVERUSE Трофеи LOCK! WHEN Ты REALLY SHOULD WRITE SOMETHING IN ALL Трофеи THOUGH, USE ALL LOWERCASE LETTERS!

2. Don't use any punctuation.

3. Purposely spell things wrong and then get really upset when people don't understand you.

4. Overuse the comma, for example: "today, I, really, had, a, bad, day."

5. Use Sticky Трофеи Capitalize every other letter.

6. Forget the grammar And when someone asks Ты what Ты mean just repeat it the exact same way.

7. Capitalize each word This annoys some people very, very much.

8. Use absolutely no vowels.

9. Answer every thing they say...
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posted by merlinfanatic
9
Welcome to The Weakest Link.

Here is a very simple little test comprised of four Вопросы to determine the level of your intellect.
Your Ответы must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating или wasting time.
And NO CHEATING. On your mark, set....GO!!!

1: Ты are competing in a race, and overtake the runner in секунда place.
In which position are Ты now?

Answer:
If Ты answered that you're now coming first then you're completely wrong. Ты overtook the секунда runner and took their place, therefore you're coming second.

For the Далее Вопрос try not to be so dumb.
2 : If Ты overtake the last...
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posted by Ninjacupcake
14
Hate is everywhere. It can be because of race, gender или if someone is gay/lesbian/bi. Sadly, a lot of us have to live with it. What I want to speak about are the hatings of people with different sexual orientations.

Most of Ты have heard Born This Way by Lady Gaga. I want to say that everyone IS beautiful in their way cause God makes no mistakes. Even though I'm straight, that does NOT mean that I hate others. I Любовь everyone. It makes me mad, but also sad, because that's a human being Ты are hating. They have red blood when they bleed, need Еда when they are hungry, and DANG, their poop...
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posted by darktheheghog
6
ok i HATE getting a cold ya know why because i cant see my Друзья at school i cant go outside and i always cough about every 5 минуты AND ALSO I GET A STUPID STINKIN SORE THROAT which always annoys me i know getting a cold happens to everyone and i know some of Ты would say "getting a cold is the best u dont haft to go to school" and its kinda true but some peeps like going to school and hate getting sick i dont really like going to school but i do like going to school to hang out with my Друзья ya know also when u get a cold u also get a MASSIVE head ache sometimes which i have right now...
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posted by AnimeFan66
 The San Antonio Zoo
The San Antonio Zoo
Hello! Most of Ты already knew that for the whole weekend, I had not been online because I went to San Antonio with my mom, my older sister and her boyfriend. I am glade to return Главная and to return on here as well- I have missed Главная as well as my greatest Друзья on here and in honor of this I would like to give to Ты all a short story about all of what I did on this trip.

My family and I left the house last Thursday around 2:00 PM. We had to stop by at my sister's house first because her vehicle was еще "on the trip" go unlike our фургон, ван which has serious proublems. After we left the residence...
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posted by fly210
3
I bet Ты can't keep up with this oneshot.
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I was walking down the road when I triped on a napkin. I know. a napkin right? but it was a wet napkin and for some reson my sidewalk is made of tial. so I slid on the napkin and bumped into the worst thing ever. Barney. Why barney was there I don't know. Barney started Пение so I shot him. But then cops came. But they giggled like little girls and shot barney them selfs. They then сказал(-а) they would give me a ride. but then I found out one of the cops was that like 12 год old boy who drove the car in rebecca...
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posted by xxXsk8trXxx
2
1. Don't care about her feelings.
2. Don't allow her to go out without your permission.
3. Your friends, the game, and your video games are еще important than her.
4. She needs to get Ты Еда while Ты sit and do whatever Ты want.
5. Call her a "whore" and a "bitch".
6. Beat her when she's not obeying you.
7. Never reply to her texts. Remember, you're "busy".
8. хлопать, привкус her жопа, попка and grab her boobs.
9. Never tell her that Ты Любовь her.
10. She pays for dinner, not you.
11. Force her to have sex with you.
12. She's pregnant? Break up with her. Переместить somewhere far, far away.
13. Never use a condom, even if...
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