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posted by samuraibond005
I am Christian, everything сказал(-а) in this Статья is my opinion and my view on this subject, I am not stating this as a fact, simply as a way to share my point of view on сказал(-а) subject.
God created the heavens and the earth and all who dwell in both, except for himself of course. (God сказал(-а) to Moses that he is without beginning and without end.) He created the heavens, heaven is perfect, free of sin, free of pain, a perfect world. Now it is pretty common knowledge that the bible states that all sexual relations must be between a man and a woman, making then homosexuality a sin. (Don't get me wrong,...
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posted by TeamSongz4eva
**got this off the interent its pretty funny!**

1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on или off.

2.Blow your nose and offer to Показать the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of Ты just shut UP!

4.Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.

5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.


8.Crack open your портфель или purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?

9.Offer name Теги to everyone getting on the...
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posted by EllentheStrange
I am anti emo,because I don't the idea of them

mutilating themselves for no reason.I mean

sure,you have bullies at school and your mom

hates you,but I have those same problems.But I

don't cut,or dink,or do drugs.Emo Kids are just

pissing their life away cutting and killing

themselves over their little problems.You live in

a small town,nobody feels sorry for you.get a

haircut.There's no point to get

yourself.Everybody has problems.Deal with

them,but don't cut.Write или draw.Listen to music.

Do something else besides cut.And the posers are

even worst so I dislike them even more.They think

it will...
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posted by cloudstrifefan
The Nerd Language is a complicated series of numbers and symbols used to Показать expression,in the Nerdenton.By using The Nerd Language Ты therefore commit yourself to the intensity of The Nerd Language.It is not to be taken lightly.To make oneself a "nerd",one must stand,put there right hand on their chest,and scream the words:OOGLEY BOOGLEY BOOG.KUMAHWAKI CHOOLAH.Then,they will become a nerd.

The Nerd Language of Nerdenton
posted by MrssBieber320
Ever met that one person that Ты just wanna перфоратор, удар, пунш in the face , then someohow , Ты end up in a relationship with them , Ты fall in Любовь , and then watch things crash and burn in your face (and thats not the only thing Ты want to burn either (:]) Well if Ты still have feelings for that person im gonna help Ты get him/her back , note that this may only work for a girl though , cuause guys cant hit us , but we can surelly slap Ты guys (: , ohk so Ты could first start off by doing q of two simple things
1) light all the stuuf he gave Ты on огонь ... on his front lawn
2) give them back to...
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my Название is my opinion so if Ты don't like it!!!!!
then leave a message
i am very lonely and would like people to be a Фан of me so i leave this message in peace

if your Чтение this i'm dead, или i'm just saying that so that your like it, but anyway after being attacked after my obsession with lady gaga people started to hurt me.hurt me in the heart, but they didn't care they thought it was funny.HAHA! but if your Чтение this ...........................................................................then Ты have been have won a special prize! no. if your Чтение this Ты have a сердце unlike those people who........who.......TEASED ME!
yours faithfully SHUTYOURFACE

PLEASE SUBSCIBE ALL OF THIS IS NOT TRUE BUT ITS RANDOM.random.rrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnddddddddddddddddooooooooooooooommmmmmmmmmmm!
posted by Trent-lover123
 Brought to Ты by Trent-lover123
Brought to you by Trent-lover123
Alexa:Im going to be late again Stupid Hollows Trying to kill me!!!*slips on a банан peel* Kikio:Are Ты ok???
Alexa:AHHHHHHHHH!!!!! dont scare me like that and yes Im a-ok.
Kikio:wonderful did Ты see kuno I want to ask him out. *blushing*
Kikio:Your so mean, ok then I think its grows that Ты like Ichigo!
Alexa:WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW I like Koaru not I-Ichigo he's to dang angry all the time.
Kikio:omg were going to be late come on!!!
Viviana:HI Alexa and kikio your finaly at school.
Kiara:Geuss what Im entering the talent contest.
Alexa:man I was going to geuss...
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posted by thespikedturtle

Everywhere around me at school, I see smoking, fighting, and cursing, I think it's ridiculous. Of course, I don't do any of that, I'm the one Ты may think of as a nerd. Unfortunately, by today's standards, "being a nerd" actualy means "doing what's right."

I have musical talents, I can't be humble on that. I'm also pretty smart, I hardly ever study, but I've gotten honor roll all my life. When a lot of people think of me, they think of the talents I have, not my personality. And to me, personality is everything, and I think that's the way it was supposed to be. But all that matters today...
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(name unknown for now)

Dear, What ever
I am new to this,but I have to try this I can't keep my thoughts in.
And I can't tell anyone so here is what I call an Intro...

Sup,My name is Zain fox.Ah,hell I'll tell Ты my full name.

Zain samuel fox

DONT LAUGH! I am goin' crazy...talking to some book.

I am a very tell Ты what I think guy.
Oh and did I tell you,I am a fucking vampire.
I am new but freakishly strong.
I don't have a girl anymore cus this stupied crave I can't control...
And no I didn't eat her,I left town and she thinks I'm dead.

But she is the most beautiful person Ты will ever lay your eyes on,and her name is Jade.
Even if I stay this thing that jerk turned me into,I will never forget my Любовь even if I live forever.

See ya,

I feel like a girl. Stupied diary!
posted by Fangirl99
As Vanessa walked into the spooky house,she looked for Dr.Vamp.

"hello?is anybody here?hello?"

"Good evening,"a voice called out sounding a lot like Dracula.

"huh?whos that?"Vanessa asked the voice with no body.

"Turn around."called the voice

so she did,and turned to a white man with very pale skin,and red lip stick

"come,sit."said the white man,pointing to his chair.

"Hello,i am Dr.Vamp.Who do we have here?"

"My name is Vanessa Colorado,and ive been experiencing strange behavior."

"mhm,like what?"

"well,at school today,i bit someones arm"

"Did blood come out"

"a little"

"were there marks?"

" yes,tiny ones,though."...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Sorry, officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
I thought Ты had to be in relatively good shape to be a police officer.
You know, I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
Bad cop! No doughnut!
You're not gonna check the trunk, are you?
Didn't I see Ты get your butt kicked last week on "Cops?"
Wow, Ты look like the guy in the picture Далее to my girlfriend's bed.
I bet Ты I can grab that gun before Ты finish Письмо my ticket.
So, Ты on the take, или what?
Aren't Ты the guy from the village people?
Do Ты know why Ты pulled me over? Okay, just...
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In a pub in cornwall there were seven people
enjoying a nice drink in the evening .
As the evening went on someone heard a glass being thrown in another room the room was empty
when people asked the owner of the pub what happend he informed them it was the regular ghost.
In years gon by i appeard to be that this ghost
was after the landlords daughter and because of this he got hung in the pub but his ghost remains.

(this story is true

Most people heard the Bloody Mary legend when they were children, listening to spooky ghost stories around the campfire. The tale is still told to this день at slumber...
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Here is some interesting facts on the people who really have an impact on the world - digital или not - as we know it.

Bill Gates

1977, the год he would have graduated from Harvard if he hadn't dropped out. He was 22 at the time. Bill Gates currently has a personal wealth estimated at a net worth of $42 billion dollars.

The Wright Brothers

Neither of the inventors of the airplane received high school diplomas. Orville, the younger brother, dropped out of high school in his junior год to open a printing business. Wilbur completed his four years of high school, but due to a family move, never received...
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1.always let him talk to Ты about stuff he likes
2.always see what Ты have in common (if Ты do)
3.never wear make up around him let him see your true beauty
5.ALWAYS ask Вопросы about him like his Избранное color, his Избранное movie или his Избранное t.v show
6.never ever talk about your ex boyfriend they hate it (i've had experience) trust me it isn't cool
7.Always wear your Избранное clothes and some cute clothes
8.let him do all the hand holding and arm gestures don't do a thing( if u don't then that will make him think your interested)
9.talk about your Избранное Фильмы and songs
10.always make him happy no matter what mood he's in
thank Ты for Чтение i hope this helps :)
SSOOK78 (Cookie)





Hey Ozzy i got something to say to you
i can't say something mean to Ты cause i'm to nice
nicer then Ты in fact most people will say
yeah that's right Ты heard from me right now today
your a total bitch
i don't know why we were Друзья in the first place
because Ты have an ugly жопа, попка face


oh well Cookie your a real nice friend
i thought Ты were my bestie seems like it has reaches it's end
you calling me ugly? go look in the mirror
cause i don't know which is еще scary
you или Bloody Mary
you better watch what Ты say или i'll come for...
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posted by KristineGiangan
Have Ты ever experience that Ты don't have any Друзья ? loner ? Ano ba talaga ng Friendships ?

Diba ang kaibigan laging na diyan sa tabi mo? Hindi ka nila iiwan at higit sa lahat lagi mong karamay .

What if ang mga kaibigan mo ay nakasala sayo ?
Papatawarin mo sila ulit . Pero ayaw naman ng mama mo . na makipagkaibiganka ulit sa kanila . Sila lang yung mga kaibigan mo since elementary hanggang naging High School ka .

Ano ba dapat gawin ? Susundin mo mama или Kaibigan nalang ang pipiliin mo ?

Kaibigan dapat ipapaglalaban . Kung hindi mo alam ang gagawin mo dapat maaliwasan mo muna ang isapan mo....
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posted by chihirofujiaki
Remember the feelings, remember the day
My stone сердце was breaking, my Любовь ran away
This moment, I knew I would be someone else
My Любовь turned around and I felt

Be my bad boy, be my man
Be my weekend lover, but don't be my friend
You can be my bad boy, but understand
That I don't need Ты in my life again

Would Ты be my bad boy, be my man
Be my weekend lover, but don't be my friend
You can be my bad boy, but understand
That I don't need Ты again
No, I don't need Ты again

Bad boy

You once made this promise to stay by my side
But after some time, Ты just pushed me aside
You never thought that a girl could...
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posted by BellaCullen96
Play with your food; to add effect, act like it's a special performance for the people at the Далее table.
Turn around every thirty-seven секунды to the people at the Далее таблица and ask them if your сиденье, место, сиденья is too close, if you're talking too loud, etc.
Whenever Ты see someone getting up and leaving, bolt to their таблица and take the tip before the wait-person returns.
Eat REALLY loud; make disgusting noises; slurp EVERY time Ты take a sip of your drink.
Constantly re-adjust the positions of absolutely EVERYTHING at your table; seats, silverware, dishes, the таблица itself; and make sure to make...
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posted by -SkySplitter-
Legend of Zelda Rap: By Smosh

Disclaimer: I don't own the lyrics.

Yeah, my name is Link, man
More well known than 'Lil Wayne
Oh Ты thought my name was Zelda?
(That's a f**king girl's name!)

I've saved the world like 15 times
And saved the princess from demise
And I do it all alone
With no help and no advice

(Hey, look, listen)
Hey look listen Ты f**king annoying fairy
I'd rather be forced to listen
To constant Katy Perry

I think it's about time
I got some recognition
Don't Ты think
Legend of Zelda?
Screw that!
Legend of Link!

Cause he's the
L to the I to the n to the k
Wears tights everyday
Don't give...
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Everything has changed

All I knew this morning when I woke,
Is I know something now (know something now),
I didn't before.

And all I've seen,
Since 18 hours ago,
Is green eyes and freckles and your smile
In the back of my mind making me feel like...

I just want to know Ты better,
Know Ты better, know Ты better now.

I just want to know Ты better,
Know Ты better, know Ты better now.

I just want to know you, know you, know you,.

Cause all I know is we сказал(-а) hello,
And your eyes look like coming home.
All I know is a simple name,
Everything has changed.

All I know is Ты held the...
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