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posted by Seanthehedgehog

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house dressed as Santa Claus*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Hey, Ты finally laughed in the beginning for once. Thanks for taking my advice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Please explain to us why we're dressed as Santa Claus.
Tom: We are dressed like him, because it was on Aina's Рождество List. We can't dissapoint her.
Master Sword: Oh, I forgot. However, we got еще important news.
Tom: Yes. In the Назад episode, we...

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The outsiders Imagine: Johnny 🧡

posted by Imabaker78

Ты are sitting on the диван, мягкий уголок waiting for your best friend to come and watch the outsiders with Ты for a college project. "Hey" (Y/N) Johnny says closing the door behind him. "Hey" Johnny Ты say back. Are Ты ready to watch the movie Ты ask? He is silent and he just stares at you. "Are Ты ok?" Ты ask Johnny
He takes the remote out of your hands and says (Y/N) Ты are funny, Caring, smart, Amazing, Loving, and most importantly Ты are Gold. Ты hold his chest as Ты are pushing him was y and say " Ты watched the outsiders without me"? "Look (Y/N) "what I am trying to say is I Любовь you."...

CHRIS STUCKMANN Цитаты

posted by Canada24

#1:
Chris/Ghostface: So anyways, I was saying, what's your favorito! scary movie?
Sam (Chris' fiancée): Well, the scariest is certainly Dragonball Evolution.
Chris/Ghostface: Ты EVER MENTION THAT FILM AGAIN, I'LL CUT YOUR THROAT, Ты LITTLE BITCH!
[...]
(Sam hangs up, believing this all to be a dumb joke)
Chris/Ghostface: That girl made me think of Dragonball Evolution. SHE'S GOING TO DIE!!!

#2:
"So we're watching the movie and things are happening and WHAT THE FUCK IS MICHAEL CAINE DOING IN THIS MOVIE?!"

#3:
"Oh thanks for the stupid ball, Grandpa. Thanks a lot. I appreciate it. Hey, can Ты tell...

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Albanian Train Operator

posted by Zeku

Have Ты ever heard the story of the Albanian train operator? No?! Well then sit down and get comfy, we're going to be a while here. This is the greatest pun ever shared around a bar top. There once was an Albanian man who only ever dreamed of becoming a train operator. It was his greatest childhood fantasy, and all he worked for in his life. He was overjoyed when the день finally came that he first got into the engine of a train to live out that dream. As Murphy's law would have it, his first день on the job he hit a pedestrian on the tracks.. He was arrested, and come the день for his trial...

Merry Freakin' Рождество - день 15: Fast & Furious: Showdown (360)

posted by Windwakerguy430

So the Game Awards 2019 was an absolute waste of time to anyone who went there. What a great time to be alive. Can Ты believe they put a Fast & Furious game as the big announcement of that night above волк Among Us 2 или No еще Герои 3? So after being disappointed by Fast & Furious, I can disappoint myself again with a new Fast & Furious title, Fast & Furious: Showdown. I’ve never watched any of the movies, I have no idea what they are about, all I know is they were part of Game Awards 2019, so that’s justifiable reasons to hate it. Created by the lovely team at Activision,...

Johnny Lightning Episode 2

posted by Seanthehedgehog

Song: link

Cincinatti Ohio. Four men were in a black Suburban were driving towards a warehouse called M&M Metals International Inc. One of them was Johnny Lightning.

Johnny: *Looks to the man sitting in the back with him*
Narrator: Before joining the CIA, I was a member of the Federal Bureau of Investigation. I didn't like the fact that it was corrupt, and decided to transfer. Some federal boys on the other hand, did not want me to transfer to the CIA. Once a месяц since my transfer, they've been sending me at least five E-mails, trying to make out deals to get me back.
Driver: *Stops the Suburban*...

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20 normal facts about everything

posted by miisous92

1-It's considered rude to write in red ink in Portugal.
2-Although the bobcat is rarely seen, it is the most common wildcat in North America.
3-The Chinese giant саламандра can grow to be 6 feet (1.8 m) long, making it the largest саламандра in the world.

4-Because the speed of Earth's rotation changes over time, a день in the age of Динозавры was just 23 hours long.

5-There are еще than 1,200 water parks in North America.

6-It would take 100 Earths, lined up end-to-end, to stretch across the face of the sun.

7-The highest wave ever surfed was as tall as a 10-story building.

8-Some apples can weigh...

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When There's Nothing left

posted by nmdis

"When There's Nothing Left"

When there's nothing left to give
I will give Ты еще than I ever gave before
When there's nothing left left to say
I'll say it all again, but until then...

And I'll give Ты my heart, say I Любовь you
Say I Любовь you
And I'll give Ты my heart, say I Любовь you
Oh, cause I do, Jesus

No Музыка to play so I sing Ты my own song
Come on and sing along
When there's nothing that remains
Ты still stay the same
You're looking so strong

And I'll give Ты my heart, say I Любовь you
Say I Любовь you
And I'll give Ты my heart, say I Любовь you
Oh, cause I do

And I'll give Ты my heart, say I Любовь you
I'm gonna, I'm gonna say I Любовь you
And I'll give Ты my heart, say I Любовь you
Oh, cause I do, sweet Jesus

When there's nothing left to give
I will give Ты еще than I ever gave before

I'm gonna give Ты my heart
I'm gonna give Ты my сердце

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20 ways to know if a guy loves Ты ( for girls )

posted by aya3

1- eye contact , if Ты notice him staring a lot at Ты ..like еще than 5 times in the same день .(unless Ты got a stain on your shirt)
2- if Ты and him were in the same area , he would be with Ты in every where Ты walk to ( like a party или a концерт ..etc)
3- he would sit Далее to Ты in your class ( unless hes too shy )
4- he would scream или laugh out loud to get your attention .
5- he would kill to be your lab partner at school .
6 - if he says to Ты hi and hes all too sweaty , make sure hes nervous and that means he likes you.
7-if Ты drop something , he would be the first to get it for...

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100 Interesting Facts

posted by Gretute2772

1.Most Футбол players run 7 miles in a game.
2.The only 2 Животные that can see behind itself without turning its head are the rabbit and the parrot.
3.Whip makes a cracking sound because its tip moves faster than the speed of sound.
4.It cost 7 million dollars to build the Титаник and 200 million to make a film about it.
5.When hippos are upset, their sweat turns red.
6.Every time Ты sneeze some of your brain cells die.
7.Your left lung is smaller than your right lung to make room for your heart.
8.Laughing lowers levels of stress hormones and strengthens the immune system. Six-year-olds laugh an...

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My Suicide Note.

posted by CoaxochYJ

My suicide note that I threw away cuz of my awesome Друзья and life I wanted to keep.

To the friends, I call my family,

By the time Ты read this letter, I will be only a faded memory.

A corpse on the cold bathroom floor.

It is too late for me now, and I know it.

Even as I write this letter I can feel the life draining out of me.

But I feel it, so that's something, right?

I have been dead for a while now, though Ты may not have noticed.

I died the night I couldn't Любовь you, my love.

I loved Ты with everything.

My heart, my body and soul.

I am sorry I wasn't good enough for you.

At least you're happy....

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333 Ways to get kicked out of Wal-mart (trust me it totally works)

posted by Dreamer4eva

I just wanna say that I didn't wright this, I just reposted it. so I take on credit AT ALL

1. Take someone's shopping тележка, корзина and switch the items with stuff from the person Далее to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen Ты in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of Ты on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person...

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My вверх 15 LEAST Избранное Знаменитости

posted by KataraLover

These are my вверх 15 LEAST Избранное Знаменитости and just like with my вверх 15 Избранное Знаменитости Список I'm only basing this off who they are as a person, but I will talk about their talent as well. I will also tell Ты how attractive I think these people are because there are very few on here I find ugly and some I find very attractive, I'm just going to mention it just to Показать that I'm not biased like some people. This one person who did a Список like this pretty much just сказал(-а) they were all ugly and even compared them to animals. Anyway, this is my Список and please keep in mind this is just my...

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Higurashi Цитаты

posted by invadercalliope

◦
Just killing time until the world ends.
Rika Furude (Higurashi no Naku Koro ni)

◦Friends are nothing еще than the the people who Ты spend the fun yet meaningless times with. When those times get rough, they aren't there to support you.
Ryuuguu Rena (Higurashi no Naku Koro ni)
"I will live past June 1983, and then I am going to grow much taller, my breasts are going to get bigger. I'm not going to stay in a child's body for the rest of my life!"
"It's so cute, I want to take it home!"

"Omochiikaeri~!"

"Friends. Those companions Ты speak of are only Друзья during those fun, yet unimportant...

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General Ways to Annoy People

posted by BellaCullen96

Accuse people of "glue sniffing addictions" in public.
Add blank entries to a list, to make it look like it's longer.
Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that Ты "like it that way."
After visiting the local donut shop, sit on the floor cross-legged and insist in a childish voice that Ты haven't received enough Шоколад sprinkles.
Announce when you're going to the bathroom.
Answer every Вопрос with another question. As soon as one of Ты says a statement instead of a question, shout "I win!".
Any time a member of the opposite sex tries to talk to...

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100 Hottest Male Знаменитости (In My Opinion) Part 2

posted by saz19126

Okay so here's Part 2 :)

21.
Name: Keir O'Donnell (Actor)
From: Paul Blart: Mall Cop
Character: Veck
Attraction: Just everything - he's very beautiful

22.
Name: Tom Chambers (Actor)
From: Waterloo Road
Character: Max Tyler
Attraction: His lovely eyes

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23.
Name: Jack тахта, davenport, дэвенпорт (Actor)
From: Pirates Of The Caribbean 1-3
Character: James Norrington
Attraction: His smile and actually just him in general - he's like a prince lol

24.
Name: Jonas Armstrong (Actor)
From: Robin Hood
Character: Robin Hood
Attraction: His cheeky smile and I like his accent too

25.
Name: Ed Westwick (Actor)
From:...

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Very politically incorrect jokes

posted by d3ath_3at3r

In a pub Тест the other день I Остаться в живых by one point. The Вопрос was, "where do women mostly have curly hair?" Apparently, it's Africa.

One of the other Вопросы was to name two things commonly found in cells.
It appears that Nigerians and Jamaicans is not the correct answer.

I've heard that яблоко has scrapped their plans for the new children's iPod, after realizing that iTouch Kids is not a good product name.

There's a new Muslim clothing Магазин that opened in Toronto but I've been banned from it, after asking to look at some бомбардировщик jackets.

You can say lots of bad things about pedophiles,...

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19 ways to: Explain why Ты are late for school

posted by moo000

1.    “I came all the way to school before I realized I still had my pyjamas on, and had to go Главная and change”

2.    “When I got here my teacher wasn’t in the classroom so I went out looking for him/her”

3.    “I was abducted by aliens for experimental purposes. I have been gone for 50 years, but fortunately in Earth time it was only (insert how late Ты are here)”

4.    “I invented a time machine that took me вперед to my exam results. I saw that I got straight A’s, so I thought I might as well...

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My вверх 10 Most Attractive Men And Women

posted by zanhar1

Jonica

I've been seeing a lot of these Статьи lately so I kind of wanted to Присоединиться the party. Off of the вверх of my head--and this is liable to change--these are my вверх 10 most attractive men and women.
I'm only able to add 20 Обои so there will be one big image for most of the guys.

Women

Jonica

Sonya Scarlet

Amber

Alissa White-Gluz

Cadaveria

10. Mally

I really just adore Mally's hair. I always did like shorter hair on women. She's so uniquely beautiful. Her eyes, her facial structure, she's just a very beautiful woman. I also Любовь her piercings.

9. Minzy

I suppose I...

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One-sided world

posted by ShadowFan100

There has been thoughts on my mind a lot these last few days and I think its time I talk about them.

But before I go on, let me just say that I am NOT trying to make people angry или start a "war" on the 'net, I'm just gonna say how I honestly feel about all this.

When I go on the 'net, I discover tons of "religious wars" going back and forth over who's right или wrong about what people believe and the way they think.

To me, I choice to be in the neutral spot when it comes to things like this. Why? Because humans have become "one-sided" and are getting worse. Only focusing on one side causes fights...