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posted by kitkat709477
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Girl Facts--- When a girl is mean to Ты after a break-up she wants Ты back but she is too scared she'll get hurt and knows you're gone forever! When Ты catch a girl glancing at you, she wants Ты to look back and smile. When a girl bumps into your arm, while walking with Ты she wants Ты to hold her hand. When she wants a hug she will just stand there. When Ты break a girls сердце she still feels it when Ты run into each other 3 years later. When a girl is quiet, millions of things are running through her mind. When a girl is stops arguing, she is thinking deeply. When a girl looks at...
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okay, penguins are amazing, so i'm making a Список why everyone should think so too!

10) cuz they are cool (literally), i mean, they live on ice flows
9) flying is overrated anyway
8) dude, they can swim!
7) they waddle
6) they're always dressed for the occasion
5) the guys care for the eggs (awww! devoted daddies)
4) they upchuck their Еда (and they don't think it's gross)
3) they waddle...oh, i already put that, didn't i?
2) they have a tv show! (the penguins of madagascar)
1) because they are PENGUINS!!!! nuff said
20. Yoruichi Shihoin from "Bleach" Cool, Smart, fast, strong and she can turn into a cat, Yoruichi is the bomb. Even her former student Soi-Fon loves and respects her.
 The MASTER of female shinigami.
The MASTER of female shinigami.

19. Kushina Uzamaki from "Naruto" The mother of the main character Kushina get's little time in the sires cause she's dead but that doesn't stop her from being totally kick жопа, попка in life.
 The red hot-blooded habanero.
The red hot-blooded habanero.

18. Mana from "Yu-Gi-Oh!" My Избранное Yu-Gi-Oh girl...Fun, pretty and AWESOME. Mana is one of the strongest and few girls in this sires about guys.
 The original dark magician girl.
The original dark magician...
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posted by kitkat709477
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GIrls only (or gay guys..) yea both So Ты have to read this now....haha for girls eyes only here all girls! Эй, girls! IF YOU'RE A BOY, LEAVE THIS CUZ IT RUINS EVERYTHING GIRL TALK: Did Ты know Поцелуи is healthy. It's good to cry. Chicken суп actually makes Ты feel better. 94% of boys would Любовь it if Ты sent them flowers. Lying is actually unhealthy. Only apply mascara to your вверх lashes. It's actually true, boys DO insult Ты when they like you! 89% of guys want Ты to make the 1st move. Ya but 99.99% of girls want guys to make the first move. Шоколад will make Ты feel better! Most...
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posted by AngelVicki427
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Romans invented the Lollypop

You loose 100,000 brain cells every day.

Red is the most common color in national flags.

McDonald’s is the world’s largest distributor of toys.

There are around 1,500 earthquakes every год in Japan.

Raw horse meat is a Популярное Еда in Japan.

In England, the Speaker of the House is not allowed to speak.

Los Angeles’ full name is “El Pueblo de Nuestra Senora la Reina de los Angeles de Porciuncula.”

There are 293 ways to make change for a dollar.

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite.

Most people burp on average 15 times a day.

Thomas Jefferson thought the...
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I am sorry if this offends anyone, this is just for fun, i got bored. And i really hope Ты enjoy this.

Doofus (doo-doo that fusses)
Dough-head (play-dough head)
Dur-hur (ummmmmm.... idk actually)
Twidiot (a twin thats an idiot)
Dumbo (a dumb person named bo)
Baka (stupid cow, japenese its stupid, spanish its a cow)
Gerd (Girl nerd)
Girlilla (a girl that looks like a gorilla)
Gurd (girl turd)

If anyone has anymore ideas, please Комментарий and i will make another of these. Ok now i have to make еще lines.
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InuYasha
INUYASHA
HERES MY вверх TEN Список OF ANIME/MANGA TO WATCH

10.INUYASHA!
ITS FUNNY AND ACTION PACT

9.ROSARIO VAMPIRE!
ITS JUST PLAIN FUNNY

8.BLEACH!
NOT TOO FUNNY BUT DEFINATLY INTERESTING
7.NARUTO!
FUNNY COOL & ACTIOONY XD NEW WORD)

6.OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB!
ITS REALLY ADDICTIVE TO BAD THE Аниме IS ONLY 26 EPISODES

5.KAMICHAMA KARIN!
ITS A KINKY ROMANTIC COMEDY THAT REALLY ADDICTIVE TO BAD ITS ONLY 26 EPISODES

4.NARUTO SHIPPUDEN!
ONCE Ты START WATCHING Ты JUST CANT STOP

3.TOKYO MEW MEW!
JUST AS GOOD AS NARUTO

2.ZOMBIE LOAN!
1 OF THE COOLEST Аниме IVE EVER SEEN

1.DEATH NOTE!
Аниме SO COOL THAT THE WORD OOL DOESNT MAKE SENSE FO THIS ANIME
 ROSARIO VAMPIRE
ROSARIO VAMPIRE
 BLEACH
BLEACH
Наруто
NARUTO
Гостевой клуб лицея Оран
OURAN HIGH SCHOOL HOST CLUB
 KAMICHAMA KARIN
KAMICHAMA KARIN
 Наруто SHIPPUDEN
NARUTO SHIPPUDEN
 TOKYO MEW MEW
TOKYO MEW MEW
 ZOMBIE LOAN
ZOMBIE LOAN
Тетрадь смерти
DEATH NOTE
posted by ShiningsTar542
9
The story we have for Ты today is one of love, friendship, and how to co-exist.

Salati is a leopard that was adopted by the Brooker family in South Africa. The family helps to rehabilitate Животные that are injured. Salati came to the Brooker family when it was just a cub, and instantly became Друзья with Tommy, a golden retriever. Tommy was also a щенок at the time.

Ты would think that a friendship between this unlikely pair would be impossible. But no. The two Животные connected from the first moment. Now the two Животные are fully grown and they are still friends. They spend time together running, playing, sleeping, whatever!

They have left behind the stereotype of cat and dog and found friendship instead.
If you’re an animal lover, like me, this story might be to much to take. But I can’t believe people can be so cruel. But I believe that when someone abuses a poor defenseless animal, that someone should be дана LIFE in prison without the possibility или parole.

A Mesa, Arizona man who killed a 6-week-old kitten after a pet питон, python refused to eat it was дана three years of supervised probation on Friday.

Jeremy Tuffly, 29, pleaded guilty May 11 in Maricopa County Superior Court to one count of cruelty to animals, a Class 6 felony, court records show.

The charge followed after Maricopa County Sheriff's Office deputies learned of a DVD Показ Tuffly repeatedly throwing the kitten at the питон, python in 2002 in an attempt to get the snake to attack it, according to MCSO.

When the питон, python failed to eat the kitten, Tuffly kicked it across the yard, authorities previously said. The kitten then died.
The Earth has a diameter of about 12700 kilometers (7900 miles).
The sun has a diameter of about 1.39 million kilometers (865000 miles).
Its diameter is about 109 times the diameter of earth.

The formula for volume of a sphere is V=(4/3) πr3
The approximate volume of the Sun is then 1.3 x 106 times the approximate volume of the Earth.

It would take approximately 1.3 million Earth-sized objects to fill the volume of the Sun.

(*More precise measurements would have to define the surface, i.e. include или exclude the outer layers of the Sun. The Sun is not perfectly spherical and has no "solid" surface.)
posted by justinbieberfw
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1.) start looking at the stuff they have in the тележка, корзина saying things like "eww who likes this" "thats a fashion nightmere" ect.

2.) ask Болталка ppl if there bob. if they say yes, then say y r u sayin yes. "y r u talkin 2 me". and start cryin

3.) start Пение Barney songs as loud as u can

4.) go up to Болталка ppl and say "tag, ur it"

5.) start giving ppl fashion tips. "o that рубашка is so last fall" " those pants? big no no" " o and dont even getme started on those shoes"

6.) go up 2 sum1, talk till they talk. then say " srry im not spose 2 talk 2 starngers"

7.) hit pplwith meat and say "glad to meat ya

8.) go up 2 a women and pat there belly sayin "wen r u due"

9.) go up 2 men and pat there belly sayin "wen r u due"

10.) start pokein a person, wen they look act like u r payin attention to sumthing else. then keep poken and doin the same thing
posted by karpach_13
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Be proud of your gender
Reasons why Ты shoud be proud if your a

Guy



1. Phone conversations are over in 30 секунды flat

2. Movie nudity is almost always female

3. Ты know stuff about tanks

4. A five день vacation requires only 1 suitcase

5. Toilet lines are 80% shorter

6. Ты can open all your own jars

7. Old Друзья don't give Ты crap if you've gained weight

8. Your жопа, попка is never a factor in a job interview

9. All your orgasms are real

10. A пиво gut does not make Ты invisible to the opposite sex

11. Ты can go to the toilet without a support group

12. Your last name stays put

13. Ты can kill your own...
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These are all true, I saw them with my own eyes. They really happened!

1. Texting with BOTH hands (did the forget they were in a car?)
2. A woman putting on make-up while driving on the freeway during rush hour! (WHY? Could it not wait? Was how Ты looked еще important than DRIVING?)
3. A man unwrapping and eating a full, everything on it, sandwhich while driving. (I guess he was hungry?)

If Ты think these are bizzare, it gets better.

4. Someone Чтение the newspaper. (I guess he missed the big game?)
5. The dog was on the steering wheel. (No comment.)
6. A woman with her designer shades, bangles...
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posted by Mallory101
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 11. Take him to Victoria's Secret with Alice.
11. Take him to Victoria's Secret with Alice.
100 ways to annoy Edward Cullen:

1. Tell him Bella has decided to marry Jacob
2. Tell him Ты saw Mike Newton romancing Bella on one of thse days he went *camping
3. Imagine him naked while following him around
4. Prance around the house Пение Madonna's 'Like a virgin' at the вверх of your lungs every morning, make sure Bella is around to hear
5. Running it by Charlie that Edward has been 'sleeping' with Bella for the past 2 years, at the wedding reception.
6. Smear your blood all over his new car freshener. Blame it on Jacob
7. Показать him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he's thinks that he looks like...
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posted by MileySelena982
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1. We only cry infront of Ты when we
a) want Ты to comfort us, or
b) can't help it

2. We only wear mini юбка when we are single,
not because we do it for you. But not all of us.

3. When we talk about how "hot" guys are, we don't mean it.
Personality is all we care about. But a hot guy's a plus

4. If Ты ask us what's wrong and we don't reply... DON'T
ASK AGAIN. We don't или feel like Ты should know, so
forget about it.

5. When we say we're mad, upset, или angery, belive us.
Because we MEAN it.

6. Do not, I repeat. Do not EVER make our FATHERS
MAD. Just don't go there, okay?

7. If Ты think we like to hang out with Ты every
waking minute, think twice.

8. Have Ты ever thought that we only do the things
we do for you?

9. When Ты ask us out, and we say yes, our first date
better be AWESOME. If not, read number 6 again. <3

10. When we say we Любовь you... Ты better believe it.
There are a plethora of bands out there. Many of them are lesser-known, unfortunately. There’s just not enough time in the world for any one person to know them all… Unless that person is Dan Bergstein. или the Easter Bunny.

Anyhow! I spotted an Статья here on Sparklife listing five bands the world must know, and of course little me thought, “Aha! I could do that!” And here I am, telling y’all about my lovely taste in pretty music! So, without further ado…
1. The Dresden Dolls: This Boston-based duo, Amanda Palmer and Brian Viglione, is epically awesome. They made up their own brand-new...
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posted by dramaqueen00
31
Just randomly found this:

1. Throw попкорн in the air and yell, “It’s snowing!”
2. Go, “Oooooh…” whenever anyone kisses.
3. Clap when the good guy gets killed.
4. During the previews, yell, “Can Ты fast-forward it?”
5. Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, “Watch out!”
6. Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.
7. Tell the man selling попкорн that the bathroom is flooding.
8. Yell out what is going to happen.
9. Wear a cape and when its your turn to get попкорн yell, “I’m Batman! Hahaha!” and run away.
10. Say that they cannot sit Далее to Ты because Ты invisible...
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Many legends have been told of frightening black Собаки that hunt deserted roads, gloomy castles, even town houses. But the black dog of Hanging Hills is gentle and friendly, a splendid companion with whom to spend an afternoon-and is deadlier than all the rest. If Ты ever meet him, you'll know him by two peculiar features: One, he leaves no footprints. Two, he seems to bark occasionally, but never makes a sound. When Ты see him the first time, he brings Ты joy. He follows Ты wherever Ты go, wags his tail, waits for Ты if Ты stop along the way. The секунда time Ты meet him is a time of...
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Mother kept girls locked away from the world for seven years
Three girls who were imprisoned by their mother in a house of indescribable filth for seven years may never recover from the ordeal, experts have said.

The girls were shut away from the outside world, existing in almost complete darkness, playing only with mice and communicating in their own language.

When they were discovered, their Главная in a smart, upper middle-class suburb had no running water and was filled with waste and excrement a metre high. The floor was corroded by mice urine.

The case has stunned Austria, still reeling from...
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posted by simpleplan
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really don't hate you, I'm just severely allergic to stupidity

I'm not having a battle of wits with you, I refuse to fight a unarmed opponent

Who ever says "words can't hurt you" has never been hit in the face with a dictionary

People say money can't buy happiness. They LIE. Money can buy a jet-ski. Ты ever see anyone unhappy on a jet-ski? Well?

Wants to know...If Оружие kill people, can I blame misspelled words on my pencil?

Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids

Everyone's entitled to be stupid but Ты are abusing the privilege

Why yes, I do frequently burst out in...
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