My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
Rodney Dangerfield

When a man brings his wife Цветы for no reason, there's a reason.
Molly McGee

Always get married early in the morning. That way, if it doesn't work out, Ты haven't wasted a whole day.
Mickey Rooney

In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice that still continues.
Helen Rowland

Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. Ты order what Ты want, then when Ты see what the other fellow has, Ты wish Ты had ordered that.
Unknown

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain and bought jewelry.
Rita Rudner

I can`t no еще breathe
my wings are broken.
I feel the lonelineless inside me
my сердце is bleeding
it breakes into million pieces
like a mirror
they cut in my skin.

Ты told me
don`t forget me beautiful lady
and I say
I will never let Ты gone
holding you
loving you
a feather flies around


I feel your warm hand on my neck
Поцелуи Ты my Энджел boy
don`t fly away


written by swagkathi


on december the 18th Kim jonghyun is gone
he let a big hole in our hearts
we will loving Ты forever and don`t forget Ты
•ღ♥*—-*♥ღ•’´¯)•ღ♥*—-*♥ღ•’´¯)•ღ♥*—-*♥ღ•’´¯)

💝Rest in peace Jonghyun💝


•ღ♥*—-*♥ღ•’´¯)•ღ♥*—-*♥ღ•’´¯)•ღ♥*—-*♥ღ•’´¯)

I wondered if Ты could hear my сердце in your sleep,
Recognize the smell of my skin in your dreams,
Touch my lips when Ты wake up,
And whisper in my ears while I sleep.

I pondered all that as Ты fell asleep to my heartbeat,
Breathing softly on my chest with one of your hands still feeling me.
And when I wake up it was your lips,
или maybe it's all just a dream.

But when I declared "I Любовь you",
I could feel your lips at my ear,
Whispering the sweet melody,
Of everything I ever wanted to hear.

So my uncle told me this joke and I HAD to post it:

So two blondes walk into a bar and sit at the counter. They order drinks, high five, and yell "Three months!" They finish their drinks and repeat.
The bartender is curious and asks, "What does 'three months' mean?"
One blonde explains. "You see, we bought a puzzle and it сказал(-а) on the front '3-6 years', but we finished it in three months!"

Got to be the dumbest blondes on earth!

Lalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalalala.

Have Ты ever just stood there looking into Космос wondering why its not Ты who has the pretty face people say your ugly and just dont belong but they cant tell Ты who to do be your face is not right или wrong your pretty in your own way its not them who makes your день be happy for who Ты are your pretty within your сердце and soul Ты have happy self control Ты only get once chance at life Ты happiness has no price stay the way Ты are no body can tell Ты who to be.

(hello people i am еще happy now ok so i did another poem and it was actualy happy this time)