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posted by Hot_n_cold

Nosebleed (noun) - When your boogers get their period.

Unicorn (noun) - When a narwhal and a horse Любовь each other very much...

My hand (noun) - A dolphin.

Lent (noun) - A секунда chance to fail at your New Year's resolution.

Imagination (noun) - The ability to turn anything into a rocketship; usually Остаться в живых at puberty.

Mosquito (noun) - Mother Nature's way of getting Ты to slap yourself.

Just kidding (phrase) - A phrase used to get away with something Ты сказал(-а) and fully meant.

Etc. (adverb) - Used to make others believe that Ты know еще than Ты actually do.

Cleaning your room (verb) - Shoving everything...

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About my Избранное TV show...

posted by i_love_music

Избранное TV show:Total Drama
Избранное season:Total Drama Island
Despised season:Total Drama Action
Избранное character/s:Gwen, Duncan, LeShawna, Heather, Noah, Cody, Lindsay, Ezekiel, Bridgette and Izzy
Despised character/s:Courtney, Justin, Blaineley, Trent and Harold
Избранное song:I'm sorry
Despised song:Baby
Избранное episode:I see London...
Despised episode/s:Alien Ressur-Eggtion, most episodes in Total Drama Action...
Избранное couple:Duncan and Gwen
Despised couple:Duncan and Courtney

_________
I have a big obsession of this TV show.

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HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU?

posted by ShiningsTar542

Here is a Список of embarrassing situations that have probably happened to Ты at least once! Situations where Ты may have turned bright red!

Ты are chewing some gum and all of a sudden..the gum gets a life of its own and jumps from your mouth! This is especially bad if Ты are talking to someone when it happens.

How about this one? Running right into a door that is closed, like one of those glass sliding doors. Ты would be surprised how often this happens. It could leave Ты with a sore nose too!

This one is silly but it happens! Ты re-send one of those silly chain-mails because Ты are so afraid that if Ты don't, something horrible will happen to you.

And finally, at 8am in your first class of the day, Ты feel really sleepy and Ты accidentally fall fast asleep in class. The teacher never likes that one much, especially if Ты snore.

How many of these have happened to you?

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Maybe I'll Leave

posted by cute20k

I really should be on my way out
But Ты pull me closer
Like gravity, Ты bring me down
I really can't be leaving, nowwww

What if I leave you
And I come back to
Nothing, never should have left

Maybe I'll leave right now, leave right now
I'll come back to- I'll come back to-
Everythiiiing, the way it should be
But what if when I return
I learn
That everything I could ever call my own
Everything I've ever even known,
Is gone.

I must be on my way..
You see, I have places to be
I don't wanna go
But I really must leave

Maybe I'll leave right now, leave right now
I'll come back to- I'll come back to-
Everythiiiing, the...

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i just want Фаны and people to be a Фан of my artcle and write a Комментарий

posted by shutyourface

i HAVE SOMETHING TO ASK
if the egg was thirst(not saying it was)
that means the chick was second

and what came thirst
the банан
или the банан tree?

или what came thirst
the egg
или the bird?

there are so many things i want to know
and hopefully
you

YES YOU

could give me the Ответы to just a few of my
question

:)
:)
:0
:)
:)
:)
:)
:0
:0
:0
:)
:)
:(
:(
:(
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:(
:)
:)
:)
:)
:)

PIE!

SHEEP

BANANA

ORANGE

APPLE

PAIR

LEMON

I

LOVE

BANANA

WE

LOVE

банан

and what is true

god или the big bang?

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My вверх 100 words!

posted by mistymaydawngo

100.coconut (its fun to say! Cooocooonut.......yea)
99:flip flops (I know its 2 words......SHUT UP! Gosh people)
98.Lolipop (lolipop lolipop o loli loli loli lolipop!)
97.refreshing (I don't know why I just like the word it sounds cool!)
96.growl (groooowwwwlll like groooowwwl........I don't know)
95.theif (theif! Theif! Once again I don't know)
94.swiftly (I like the word!)
93.Tuna (tuuuuunaaa this ia also fun to sau)
92.freak (we are all freaks here aren't we?)
91,moist (it sounds weird and like epic at the same time)
90.oyster (I don't know........again I just like the word!
89.manatee (come on who...

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30 Things to say to bug your teacher!

posted by raknaff

Ahhhhhh

1. Wait, why do we need to learn this?

2. Learning hurts my head!

3.Yeah, I was listening I just wasn't paying attion.

4.Why do we get homework and Ты don't?!

5. I'm sorry I didn't hear the question, I was to busy drawing funny pictures of you.

6. *They ask Ты a question* Ummm Ummm Your FACE!

7. Wait! Can I erase the board?

8. When do we start Sex Ed.? *raise eye brows*

9. TEACHER!?! I HAVE TO PEE!!!!

10. I missed what Ты сказал(-а) right there. I wasn't paying attion.

11. I have this great diet plan. Ты should try it.

12. Oooooo Ahhhhh, What were Ты talking about I was to busy Oooing and Ahhhing.

13. Does...

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50 Ways to annoy/scare people Hetalia-Style.

posted by XxEmolovexX

My секунда Хеталия Статья since all of Ты who прокомментировал(-а) on my other one inspired me to keep writing. I hope Ты like~

1. Say "aru" after everything.

2. Instead of saying yes say "da"

3. ONLY talk about how awesome Ты are

4. Run up to Болталка people and insist they marry Ты in a creepy way

5. Take everything in a perverted way and be all like "Ohonhonhon~"

6. Laugh like america at everything not funny , then when theres something funny dont laugh.

7. Whenever someone annoys you, look at them with a creepy smile and be like KOLKOLKOL

8. Act and talk like poland, then at a Болталка time switch to acting...

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This club is going to be deleted :'( (NOT!)

posted by rileyferguson

It's ok now. It's fake. Here is what I wrote though

Apparently, some users on Болталка found out that the Болталка club is going to be deleted do to some risks of Porn, spam and other content that violates the terms and services. This is sad. This club cannot be deleted. The Болталка club is one of the most Популярное клубы on Fanpop. We need to form a team или something to get rid of all stuff on here that violates the Term's and services. This club really needs to be saved.

It's also happening on other клубы too, such as the Sonic Фан Characters club. They are at risk at being deleted too because of...

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147 stereotypes

posted by xxemogirl101xx

For people that hate stereotypes.

1. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic

2. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.

3. I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

4. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.

5. I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.

6. I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.

7. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.

8. I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.

9. I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.

10. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

11. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

12. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.

13. I'm an ATHEIEST, so I WILL go to hell

14. I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST have no values...

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25 Болталка "facts" of life

posted by Hinata-Snow

I got this from the joke app I have. Well, enjoy!

25 facts of life
1. The badness of a movie is directly proportional to the number of helicopters in it.
2. Ты will never find anybody who can give Ты a clear and compelling reason why we observe daylight-saving time.
3. People who feel the need to tell Ты that they have an excellent sense of humor are telling Ты that they have no sense of humor.
4. The most valuable function performed by the federal government is entertainment.
5. Ты should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests Ты think she's pregnant unless Ты can see an...

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13 Fun Ways To Get An Annoying Salesperson to Hang Up

posted by slytherin360

found this on the net:

13 Fun Things To Do To Get Salespeople on the Phone to Hang Up

1. If they want to loan Ты money, tell them Ты just filed for bankruptcy and Ты could sure use some money. Ask, "How long can I keep it? Do I have to ever pay it back, или is it like the other money I borrowed before my bankruptcy?"

2. If Ты get one of those pushy people who won't shut up, just listen to their sales pitch. When they try to close the sale, tell them that you'll need to go get your credit card. Then, just set the phone down and go do laundry, shopping или whatever. See how long that commission...

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My вверх 20 Избранное Animated Герои

posted by KataraLover

I've been saying I was going to do this for a while but now I'm finally going to. Just like with my heroines Статья sometime after this I'm going to make an Статья of the 10 WORST animated heroes. I have a very unique Список with some underrated characters, especially at the вверх of my list. Please leave a Комментарий about what Ты think, enjoy.

20.Pinocchio(Pinocchio)

I'm... I'm real...

Just like my heroines Статья I started out my Статья with an underrated character, however unlike before this is actually a very well-known character. Everyone knows who Pinocchio is, parents have made jokes...

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How do I stop from getting bored?

posted by I-Luv-L

Okay if someone already made this sorry but I didn't check!So didn't be a сука или a dick which ever gender Ты are!

1.Hang out with friends
2.Make sure your cell phone still works so Ты can call people,text,sext,and play video games
3.Have a video game station
4.Play video games
5.have a computer!
6.Have the internet
7.Have a television
8.Have the remote to it
9.Have cable to it as well(play your bill yah broke loser)
10.Play out side
11.Have Друзья to play out side with
12.Draw all day!
13.Prank call people
14.Obesse over something then a год later get bored
15.Read!-sike real 15.F*ck reading
16.Sleep...

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Facts of Life (women)

posted by wild-bby

1) Women Любовь to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.

2) Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting Остаться в живых using a short cut.

3) Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, "How do I look?"

4) PMS stands for: Permissible Man-Slaughter (or at least men think it means that). PMS also stands for Preposterous Mood Swings and Punish My Spouse.

5) Women will make three left turns to avoid making one right turn.

6) "Oh, nothing," has an entirely...

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вверх 5 Most Underrated Series

posted by BlondLionEzel

Number 5: Andro Melos

Though most people know what Ultraman is, how many of Ты know what Andro Melos is? For all those who don't know, Andro Melos is a about a robot-like being fighting against the evil Juda and his monster army.

Number 4: Jumborg Ace

Another Toku series that is incredibly underrated, this one stars not one but two giant robots, Jumborg Ace and Jumborg 9. They fight against evil villains and imitation versions of them.

Number 3: Ultraman Great/Towards the Future

This Ultraman series came out during the same time as Power Rangers, so no wonder it was tucked away! This story follows...

The Negative Effects Of Advertising

posted by legend_of_roxas

Advertisements like commercials have many effects on people. Some of these effects can have a negative impact on someone. These negative effects on people can make people feel bad about how they look at themselves. Seeing certain advertisements so many times a день can cost someone еще than just a few bucks in a store, it can cost them their confidence in yourself.
Models in ads usually have a certain body type. When people see this body type so many times they start to think that that is how normal people should look, when in reality, it usually is not. One woman, Jean Kilbourne, an author...

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((30 things which Ты should stop doing to yourself))

posted by Servamp

“Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.” Never a truer word has been said. But before Ты can begin this transformation Ты have to stop doing the things that have been holding Ты back. Here's a guide to how Ты can do this.

1.Stop spending time with the wrong people. Life is too short to spend time with people who suck the happiness out of you. If someone wants Ты in their life, they’ll make room for you. Ты shouldn’t have to fight for a spot. Never, ever insist yourself to someone who continuously overlooks your worth. And...

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100 Rooms Ch 5

posted by Weasel1999

V The Bedroom
When Ember finally found a bedroom it was well worth the wait. A gorgeous raised four poster filled the centre of the room. The hangings were made up of crimson and indigo velvet square patches and the wood was jet black with intricate carvings of dragons, princesses and magical palaces climbing up and down the posts. The bedclothes were of dusky розовый silk and embroidered with beautiful jewels of the most wonderful colours imaginable. Reds and purples green and blues, they shone and sparkled dazzling in splendour.
The walls were hung with beautiful portraits, satin scarfs and tapestries...

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i just had a nightmare-in the morning

posted by AngelicaPickles

my house i usally normal and heres me

I just had my worse nightmare and im gonna tell all you!
Okay, i was eating breakfast one morning when the room started to get hotter and hotter and HOTTER! It was soooo hot that i felt like there were burns all over my body. IT WAS A FRIGGIN ATOM BOMB!! See i was doing the dishes and my immature brother was running around and he accidentaly threw a platypus toy down the drain but before i found out anything went wrong IT WAS ALREDY IN THERE ALL JAMMED UP VERY GOOD!!!! So we grabbed everything that ment something to us.
I grabbed:all my clothings, my Demi Lovato cds that mean lots to me and everything in my room
My brother grabbed:books and a bumper sticker
My grandma grabbed-wait a dvd player not the best choice

But right before the atom bomb went off…………………………

I woke up in my постель, кровати realizing it was a dream.

-Offical Angelica Pickles

and heres me when badness starts