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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted ·7 дней назад
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Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house dressed as Santa Claus*
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Hey, Ты finally laughed in the beginning for once. Thanks for taking my advice.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Please explain to us why we're dressed as Santa Claus.
Tom: We are dressed like him, because it was on Aina's Рождество List. We can't dissapoint her.
Master Sword: Oh, I forgot. However, we got еще important news.
Tom: Yes. In the Назад episode, we forgot to announce the brony of the month.
Audience: *Booing*
Master Sword: Yes. I know. We suck.
Tom: I don't. Anyway, December's Brony of the месяц goes to Purrloinedlove. She made a club dedicated to our comedy series, and for that, we thank her.
Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword: We're becoming famous!!
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted ·7 дней назад
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Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Друзья live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Remember what I сказал(-а) last episode during the intro? Laugh!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Well, you're certainly making them laugh.
Tom: I hope to keep it that way. Today's crossover parody, Assholes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: That's really what it's called. We're combining Kick жопа, попка with Holes.
Audience: *Clapping*

Assholes

Starring

Tom Foolery as Stanley Yelnats IV
Cosmic радуга as Hector "Zero"
Blaze as David "Dave" Lizewski / Kick жопа, попка
Saten Twist as Damon Macready / Big Daddy
Master Sword as Chris D'Amico / Red Mist
Heartsong as Mindy Macready / Hit-Girl
Mortomis as Mr. Sir
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted ·14 дней назад
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Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards by an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of Blossom*
Villains: *Standing together in a red room*
Powerpuff Girls: *Getting ready to attack*
Villains: *Getting ready to attack*

They ran towards each other, but the villains were not going to win, (obviously.)

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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted ·14 дней назад
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Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards by an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of Blossom*
Villains: *Standing together in a red room*
Powerpuff Girls: *Getting ready to attack*
Villains: *Getting ready to attack*

They ran towards each other, but the villains were not going to win, (obviously.)

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Opinion by Canada24 posted ·15 дней назад
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#1: Narrator (Doug Walker): (laughing) And so, hundreds of thousands of people DIED and the outer Стена was taken over by Titans. And the survivors were forced into refugee camps where they didn't have enough food, so even еще people died, YEAAAAA! But, how are Eren and the gang getting by?

#2:
Garrison: Ты want food?
Eren: Yeah!
Garrison: Then Ты should fuckin' Присоединиться the military! Ты can get all the Еда Ты want!
Eren: Really?
Garrison: Yeah! And Ты can also do stuff like this! punches and kicks Eren to the ground
Eren: After getting punched and kicked to the ground) That sounds AWESOME!!
(scene skip)
Eren: We'll Присоединиться the military! We'll get all the food, authority, and VENGEANCE that we've ever wanted!

#3:
Shardis: Alright, Ты POOP NOBBLERS! Now I don't want no screwing around with Ты batch of MEAT TOSSERS! Last group thought it would be funny to shove a кукуруза COB up a trainee's BUNGHOLE! And Ты know what happened? They were asked to leave politely, and it was AWKWARD FOR EVERYONE! Alright, Aryan coconut, what's your name?
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted ·15 дней назад
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Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Друзья live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Something seems wrong here.
Master Sword: Why?
Tom: When we appeared, the audience was cheering, clapping, and whistling. However, I did not hear any laughter!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Thank you. The more, the merrier.
Master Sword: Who wants to hear about today's crossover parody?
Tom: Obviously, everpony. Otherwise, they wouldn't be here until after the crossover parody ended.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I was just asking. Sheesh.
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: Today's crossover parody is... I CAN'T REMEMBER!!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Leave it to me. Today's crossover parody is The Bob The Builder Show. This one combines Bob The Builder with The Bob Newhart Show.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted ·15 дней назад
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Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Друзья live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Today is a really bad день for the fandom.
Audience: *Gasp*
Tom: What happened Master Sword?
Master Sword: It's Warner Brothers.
Tom: *Angry* Not again!
Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: To Показать Ты what we're talking about, let me Показать Ты four pictures. *Gets a slideshow started* Okay, so there was going to be a video with a special intro Показ the mane six with Spike, and Princess Celestia. However, Warner Brothers decided to take over, and put their logo in it.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: Oh, I see.
Master Sword: Want to get Equestria Girls: радуга Rocks on Blu Ray? What's that? Warner Brother's changed the movie? In what way? Oh, I see. They put their logo on the front cover, blocking the title, and радуга Dash, Twilight Sparkle, and Pinkie Pie.
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Opinion by Canada24 posted ·16 дней назад
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#1:
Nappa stops in mid-air.
Nappa: Vegeta!
Vegeta: What is it, Nappa!?
Nappa: I can fly.
Vegeta: (stammering) ...Yes, Nappa, yes Ты can.

#2:
Vegeta: Nappa, what are Ты doing?
Nappa: It's his turn, Vegeta. I have to wait for him.
Vegeta: Wha... I... uh... (nose starts to bleed)
Nappa: Ты okay, Vegeta?
Vegeta: Yes... just... just having an aneurysm out of sheer stupidity.
Nappa: Wow. (beat) Didn't think Ты were that stupid, Vegeta.
Vegeta: AAAAARRRRRRGGGGHGHHHH!!!!!

#3:
Vegeta: (loudly screams out of frustration) I WILL NOT STAND FOR THIS!! I WILL NOT BE HUMILIATED BY A LOW-CLASS WRETCH!!!
Goku: Awww, sounds like somebody's got an ice cream headache...
Vegeta: THAT'S IT! EVERYONE DIES! SAY GOODBYE TO YOUR PLANET KAKAROT!!
Goku: Hey, that's not very nice!
Vegeta: OF COURSE NOT, I'M FUCKIN EVIL!!

#4:
Krillin: Ты think Ты can kill all of our Друзья and threaten our lives, and just leave?!
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Opinion by NagisaFurukawa- posted ·19 дней назад
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Teen Titans and Teen Titans Go.
Terra Strong voice actor/actress who played Raven сказал(-а) that the company will bring back Teen Titans Original for a season 6. But a catch is people have to support Teen Titans Go Movie. Meaning it has to do well in the Movie theaters. или no original Teen Titans season 6 will not happen. Terra Strong сказал(-а) that is what the company told her. So support Teen Titans Go to the Фильмы in the Movie theater. I don't see why people wanna hate on Teen Titans Go. I was at Bookman's store before looking at the comics. And they had Teen Titans Дети comics. When they were babies. And comics called Titans when they became adults. With NightWing. So all Teen Titans Go is when the original Teen Titans Teenagers were younger. Should not hate on that at all people. Teen Titans Go is just a when the Titans were younger. And goofy acting. So no need to hate on Teen Titans Go. Check out the link where i found my proof at. ----> https://nerdist.com/teen-titans-animated-series-might-return-but-theres-a-catch/
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Opinion by mrcodegeass posted ·26 дней назад
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Bernadette is a Fanpop member named Yorkshire Rose. She has been on Fanpop for a long time and Fanpop's a better place because of that.

What makes Bernadette such a special friend is that she's one of the most generous and friendly people that Fanpop has ever had. She constantly gives out some of Fanpop's most delightful props. Getting a благодарность from her is always a treat.

There are several people on Fanpop that are really kind and Bernadette is among the most kind that Fanpop has ever had. She has several Друзья on Fanpop and she seems to generous to all of them.

Berni makes Fanpop a better place. She brings happiness to Fanpop and makes the website a еще charming and optimistic experience. It's always nice to look at her profile's Стена to see all the adorable messages that her Друзья have sent her.

Thank Ты Bernadette for being a wonderful friend and for making Fanpop a еще friendly place.
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Opinion by mrcodegeass posted ·26 дней назад
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Queen Heenim is a member of Fanpop. She's a big Фан of Maruko. She's a writer on a website named Wattpad.

Queen Heenim is a great friend. She's always been very polite, sweet, and a good person. She knows how to make her Друзья happier when they're not in that great of a mood. She cares a lot about her Друзья and she works really hard to help them out.

Her Статьи and Haikus are really good. They have a lot of emotion in them. Her Статьи and Haikus have a special feeling of care and sweetness. It's a treat to read her work. I recommend her Статьи and Haikus.

Thank Ты Queen Heenim for being a wonderful person, friend, writer, and Fanpop member. It's an honor to be one of your friends.

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Article by -Universe_COLA- posted ·26 дней назад
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*****ʀᴀɴᴛ.*****

Before this begins, most of Ты know me here as COLA. Hi. A bit about me: 20 years old and only getting older, Музыка lover, horror story fanatic, friendly person in general and overall, I'm nice to people. TOO nice to people. So allow me to get this off of my chest.

Now moving, I'm going to tell Ты about this disgraceful dick eating mongrel minded lack luster piece of shit of a human being that was supposed to be a "friend". We'll just call this cunt inflatable Jeff with one f. Jef.

Now see, me and Jef go way back, and when I mean way back I'm talking almost 8 years. And all 8 years I have been nothing but understanding and a helping hand to this person. Even after he's slandered my name. Instigated bullshit. Got me INVOLVED in bullshit. I've helped Jef through alot, whether it was with financial problems, needing a place to crash for a while, needing someone to talk to, hell, I've even taken his side when I knew deep down inside my gut that he was in the wrong. I've stuck up for him when he was being a stuck up little twat of a garbage bag. A down right prick, еще than any cactus could manage to be.
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Opinion by mrcodegeass posted ·1 месяц назад
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Several actors have played Batman. There have been over five live action versions of Бэтмен as well as various voice actors. People often discuss about which Бэтмен actor is the best. I think that the best is Adam West.

1. Adam West stood out еще than any other Бэтмен actor

Adam West got to play Бэтмен in a Показать that lasted over 100 episodes. That gave him plenty of time for his version of Бэтмен to be memorable. Later on he got to voice Бэтмен in Мультики which gave him a chance to play various versions of Batman. All of his performances as Бэтмен are a memorable treat.

The other live action Бэтмен actors had the problem of not being to truly shine. Michael Keaton played Бэтмен in 2 films which primarly focused on the villains, Val Kilmer was in 1 film which is mostly remembered for the Riddler instead of Batman, and George Clooney's Бэтмен film is memorable for the ice puns. Although Christian Bale got to have a very well done leading role in Бэтмен Begins he had to share screentime with various characters in the sequels. Also Ben Affleck hasn't been in a solo Бэтмен film.
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Opinion by mrcodegeass posted ·1 месяц назад
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The 1966 Бэтмен live action is known for how goofy it is. Despite how campy the Показать was it had lots of genuine сердце and great lessons.

1. Women can be crime fighters.

During the 1960s women were still not treated with proper respect. Thankfully the show's wonderful creator, William Dozier, helped things out by adding a female crime fighter to the show's third season: Batgirl. A lot of the show's female characters were easily tricked sidekicks to the male bad guys. The female sidekicks were a parody of what unfair men thought of women back in the past. Batgirl came along in the show's third season. She wasn't a parody или a goofball. She was a hard working, cool, and inspiring woman. She was a far bigger help to Бэтмен than the Boy Wonder and the silly Commissioner Gordon and Chief O'Hara. Although Бэтмен underestimated Batgirl's importance because of her gender he learned to realize that women are just as cool as men.

2. Being безопасно, сейф while surfing is important even if you're in a surfing contest.
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Opinion by Riku114 posted ·1 месяц назад
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So mrcodegeass impressed me and inspired me to share some Любовь in Статьи as well, so I decided I would say some of the things I Любовь about other users right here. I was thinking of doing a separate Статья for everyone, but I don’t think I could write that much for some people I still wanted to call out for being awesome so I decided I would do a massive ramble of an Статья right here.

If I didn’t mention you, sorry XD Its not a personal thing или anything. I am doing this off the вверх of my head so either I don’t know too much about Ты или just didn’t think of Ты at the time или I got tired at the end since these got tiring ((Also I seem to have started a trend of having at least one hashtag so Imma make that a thing))

So without further ado!

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Starting off with Wanta, I would like to say he is a great friend I’ve had for a while. While he isn’t the most active on Random, he still always carries around a great humor and comfort with him. He is pretty much like family to me and he is a fun person to play games with, write with, and to в общем и целом, общая hang out with. We go back...
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Opinion by mrcodegeass posted ·1 месяц назад
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Kataralover is a member of Fanpop. He also has a YouTube channel.

Kataralover clearly is a big Фан of the Nickelodeon Показать Avatar: The Last Airbender. However he's a Фан of various other things including The Little Mermaid, Rise of the Guardians, and The Wizard of Oz.


Not that many regularly write Fanpop articles. Thankfully Kataralover does. He's one of Fanpop's most memorable Статья writers. His Статьи tend to have very expressive and passionate opinions. A big example of his Письмо talent is his Greatest Showman review. It's one of the most complex and well done reviews that I've ever read.

Kataralover is very unique. A lot of reviews for characters and films often have similar things to say. Kataralover avoids that problem by having his personal and interesting opinions on characters, couples, TV shows, and films.


I really like вверх 10 and вверх 20 lists. Kataralover has made both вверх 10 and вверх 20 lists. They are really well done and cool articles.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted ·1 месяц назад
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Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards by an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of Blossom*
Villains: *Standing together in a red room*
Powerpuff Girls: *Getting ready to attack*
Villains: *Getting ready to attack*

They ran towards each other, but the villains were not going to win, (obviously.)

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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted ·1 месяц назад
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Narrator: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards by an explosion, but smiles when he sees what he created*
Narrator: Thus the Powerpuff Girls were born! Using their ultra super powers, Blossom, Bubbles, and Buttercup have dedicated their lives to fighting crime, and the forces of evil.
Blossom: *Flies through the sky*
Bubbles: *Flying to the right of Blossom*
Buttercup: *Flying to the left of Blossom*
Villains: *Standing together in a red room*
Powerpuff Girls: *Getting ready to attack*
Villains: *Getting ready to attack*

They ran towards each other, but the villains were not going to win, (obviously.)

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List by Canada24 posted ·1 месяц назад
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I know. I know.. еще Rob Dyke..But this a very interesting list..
It's not played for laughs.. This s meant to serious..


WARNING: Disturbing Content




#10: ANGRY GAMER DAD:
Normally something like this would be a morbid joke.. But this really happed..

So basically a toddler mistakingly unplugged the xbox. And it's father, who was playing it, beats the living shit out of her.. Killing her..


#9: EDMUND KEMBER:
Edmund lived with a controlling, abusive, сука mother. And this caused him to kill.. Starting with his grandma. Who he gunned down after a intense argument, saying "I wanted to know what it felt like." Than shooting his grandpa to avoid getting in trouble.

After his jail sentence for the eariler crime. Ed later went on to rape, stab, and mutilated, around six young woman, simply cause looked like his mom. Who herself unknowning kept provoking by her abusive nature.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted ·1 месяц назад
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Welcome to the block, where a group of ponies that are Друзья live on the same block in Ponyville. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering*
Master Sword & Tom: *Standing in front of a house*
Master Sword: Warner Brothers is at it again!
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: What did they do this time?
Master Sword: They want to sue us for ripping off this TV Показать they created called F Troop, even though they gave us permission to do it.
Tom: What?
Master Sword: In one of our skits, The Story Of Corporal Agarn, it's based off of F Troop, and Warner Brothers created that show. They gave us permission to make that skit based off of their show. Now they're suing us for it.
Audience: Boo!!
Tom: Yeah, we know. Warner Brothers suck. Especially when it comes to Six Flags.
Audience: Yeah!
Tom: The lines are so long, that it takes half of the день to go on one ride!
Audience: *Laughing*
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted ·1 месяц назад
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Dunedin, New Zealand.

Lewis: This assignment is tougher than any of us expected.
Derek: Yes, I agree. Thankfully, we still have enough ammunition to last us a couple of days.
Lewis: But what if her men attack us again? First they kill a dozen of American tourists, then two men from ASIS. How much longer is this going to happen?
Derek: I don't know. One thing's for sure, we're going to need help.
Lewis: Okay. Look outside, and keep guard while I call our superiors.

London, MI6 Headquarters.

MI6 Operative: *Walks to a man sitting behind a desk* Sir, Agent's King, and O'Rourke on the white scrambler.
MI6 Boss: *Picks up a white phone* Yes?... I'm afraid we've not enough men to help Ты out. Ты two are on your own, unless we can get someone from the United States to help Ты out...Yes, I can call them. What's that agent's name again? Lightning? An odd last name, but I will ask for him. Good luck gentlemen. *Hangs up*
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted ·1 месяц назад
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Langley Virginia, CIA Headquarters.

Johnny: *Has his watch connected to a laptop*
Ted: *Walks into the room* Hello Johnny. What are Ты up to?
Johnny: Something I did with Commander Kane once. I got a Volkswagen Karmann Ghia by typing in a ten digit code, and now I want to see what else I can get.
Ted: This oughta be interesting.
Johnny: *Typing in the numbers* 7250589605. Let's check it out.
Ted: *Watching Johnny walk from the laptop*

In the parking garage, Johnny was ready with his watch.

Johnny: *Looks at his watch* 69DC.
Ted: DC? Ты got a Dodge Coronet.
Johnny: Oh hell yeah. *Runs as he selects the Dodge Coronet*
Ted: 1969 certainly was a good год for cars.
Johnny: *Driving towards Ted* Ты want to go with me on a cruise?
Ted: No.
Johnny: Well I'm heading home. Catch Ты later. *Drifting as he turns around*
Narrator: My Главная is all the way in New Jersey. Milford, New Jersey. Ты might think that it's a pain in the жопа, попка to drive from New Jersey to Virginia and back, but with the cars in my watch, it's much easier than driving normal cars.
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Fan fiction by Seanthehedgehog posted ·1 месяц назад
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Johnny: *Driving his green Mustang. He turns left, and heads for a parking lot*
Narrator: Phillipsburg, not far away from my home. It's actually 11 miles north of the town I live in. In my opinion, it's also the nicest town in New Jersey.
Johnny: *Parks his Mustang, and gets out with a suitcase*
Narrator: I was waiting for a train to arrive from the other side of the Delaware River. Just across from Phillipsburg, is the town of Easton Pennsylvania. We got word from the пятиугольник, пентагон that Norfolk Southern was helping a new Communist group ship stolen tanks out of the U.S, and into Russia. In return for the tanks, the Russians gave Norfolk Southern nerve gas, which they would use to stage accidents, and wipe out as many people as they could. Well this time, they weren't going to succeed.
Johnny: *Placing two C4 packs on the bridge, and runs back to a fence*
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Opinion by Canada24 posted ·1 месяц назад
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#5: LAST OF US: SAVING ELLIE:

Even if Ты agree with Joel's decision to take Ellie away from the hospital.

Did he really have to kill the doctors?.. Espically in such a brutal fashion.

I haven't played the game. But is it possible he could of just talked to them?

No. Joel snaps. Having Остаться в живых one daughter already, he decides that saving Ellie is еще important than saving everyone else, and busts her out in a roaring rampage of bloodshed.

Theres no moral choice here. Joel has made the decision for Ellie "and the player".

You've doomed mankind to indefinite suffering. And Ты didn't get any other option.



#4: GTA 5 -Torture scene:

I personally was never bothered by this scene. But just about everyone else WAS.

So it goes on the list..



#3: CALL OF DUTY - NO RUSSIAN:

Many MANY people were angered by this mission.. But it was MEANT to be shocking, they missed the point.
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Opinion by Zippy100 posted ·1 месяц назад
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so, I am going to post Вопрос now and then. Ты guys will try to give the most funny/sarcastic / (rude if Ты have to) comeback answers. It will be a competition of who can get the best answer. Don't just answer. aslo try to vote the worthy ones. Leave Комментарии as well. It will be engaging and fun. Note: If Ты vote someones answer, please comnent that "votes best" so that I can tell how many Голоса one got. At the end of the competition, I will Список who got the most votes., I am going to post Вопрос now and then. Ты guys will try to give the most funny/sarcastic / (rude if Ты have to) comeback answers. It will be a competition of who can get the best answer. Don't just answer. aslo try to vote the worthy ones. Leave Комментарии as well. It will be engaging and fun. Note: If Ты vote someones answer, please comnent that "votes best" so that I can tell how many Голоса one got. At the end of the competition, I will Список who got the most votes.
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