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WELDONE!

YOU HAVE FAILED TO IGNORE THIS MESSAGE TO Ты - THE PERSON WHO FAILED!

dear fellow Fanpop failures...

i have failed to bring Ты the news of fail blog sooner...

some of Ты may know but the rest of Ты probabley fail to know what im talking about. well fail blog is the brand new fail site. it's stuffed full of posts of your день to день FAILS. it does have the occasional win... there are the most Болталка posts of failed фото shots of failures Опубликовано by dedicated failed fail-er fail finders some are plain stupid but it won't fail to make Ты laugh! Ты can take failed pictures your self...
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1. Whenever Ты eat ice cream with a friend, start Пение "DO THE ICE CREAM AND CAKE! DO THE ICE CREAM AND CAKE!"

2. If your Друзья has a Золото fish, put bubble soap in its bowl/aquarium. Stir it into the water.

3. If Ты Друзья has a Золото fish, put goldfish crackers into its bowl/aquarium. When your Друзья asks why, tell them the рыба were lonely.

4. When Письмо and e-mail to your friends, WriT lIKe DIs.

5. Introduce your friend and then say "She/he's the crazy one" <- credit дана to CAITLYN_SU for that one

6. Sing The Song That Never Ends

7. When at their house, immediately open their fridge and eat whatever Ты like.

8. Показать them this Список XD

If Ты have any еще ways, please write them in Комментарии so I can use them in future articles.

<3 Emisa123
posted by wild-bby
1) Women Любовь to talk on the phone. A woman can visit her girlfriend for two weeks, and upon returning home, she will call the same friend and they will talk for three hours.

2) Women will drive miles out of their way to avoid the possibility of getting Остаться в живых using a short cut.

3) Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, "How do I look?"

4) PMS stands for: Permissible Man-Slaughter (or at least men think it means that). PMS also stands for Preposterous Mood Swings and Punish My Spouse.

5) Women will make three left turns to avoid making one right turn.

6) "Oh, nothing," has an entirely...
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1) Ты lose arguments with inanimate objects.

2) Ты have to hold onto the lawn to keep from falling off the earth.

3) Your job is interfering with your drinking.

4) Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.

5) The back of your head keeps getting hit by the toilet seat.

6) Ты sincerely believe that alcohol is the elusive 5th Еда group.

7) 24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case - coincidence? I think not!

8) Two hands and just one mouth - now THAT'S a drinking problem!

9) Ты can focus better with one eye closed.

10) The car park seems to have moved while Ты were in the pub.

11) You...
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1) Pay the ring bearer a dollar to pick his/her nose during the ceremony.

2) Laugh hysterically the whole time while the vows are being said.

3) Pay the цветок girl a dollar to heap the petals on the floor, and walk in front of the bride with the basket on her head.

4) Play a heavy metal song in your portable CD player during the procession. Make sure Ты disabled the piano/organ first.

5) Walk around, handing other guests copies of embarrassing pictures of your cousin, who is the one getting married.

6) Get your best friend to call Ты repeatedly during the ceremony. Make sure Ты set your ringtone to an irritating tone.

7) Paint yourself purple for the occasion.

8) "Trip" and spill Шоколад fondue all over the bride.

9) Put a "kick me, I'm making a stupid Переместить by getting married" sign on the groom's back.

10) "Invite" a pit bull.
posted by pollyloveshouse
 Just plaln annoying!!
Just plaln annoying!!
Hi there fanpoppers =) So I was thinking about some of the things that drive me mad, pet peeves and all that, and I happened to open an chain mail form a friend with these things on, and they all fit me perfectly!! I also added some еще that I came up with too, hope Ты enjoy!




1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my butt when I ask where the toilet is?




2. People who are willing to get off their butt to Поиск the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change...
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posted by ShadowFlame
THINK YOU'RE HAVING A BAD DAY. Check out these actual cases:

Fire authorities in California found a corpse in a burned-out section
of forest while assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The deceased
male was dressed in a full wet suit, complete with scuba tanks on his
back, flippers, and face mask.

A postmortem test revealed that the man died not from burns, but from
massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a positive
identification. Investigators then set about to determine how a fully
clothed diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire.

It was revealed that on the день of the...
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i Любовь this LOL
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1. While Ты are Ты are making an order, randomly start pressing the numbers on the phone and tell the guy to stop doing it.

2. Make up a credit card name and ask if they accept it.

3. Ask for a Big Mac, French fries and a Large Coke.

4. Finish the order with: “Remember, this conversation never happened”.

5. Tell him you’ve got another пицца delivery on the other line and you’re buying from the one who offers the lowest price.

6. Just give him your address and say “Surprise me”. Then hang up.

7. Answer his Вопросы with other questions.

8. Spell the ingredients.

9. Stutter every time...
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added by rosehedgehog222
Source: to whoever made it.
-If you're gonna be two-faced, sweetie at least make one of them pretty

like that's gonna happen

-It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt

now ya tell me!

-Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us how to walk and talk, the rest of our lives they tell us to just sit down and shut up

can u say hypocrites?

-If at first Ты don't succeed, Then skydiving isn't for you!

that reminds of this one chick

-You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me

they like me better! they like me better!

-My imaginary friend thinks Ты have some serious...
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posted by Mallory101
Just some of my favorite quotes.
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•Dance like your vagina's on fire.

•Don't be a dick just grow one.

•He haunts me like a nightmare, his image is everywhere, he doesn't leave me alone, i can't escape him или erase him, when i know he's not coming
home.

•If Ты want something you've never had, then you've got to do something you've done.

•How can I go вперед when I don't know which way I'm facing.

•No one is free, Even the birds are chained to the sky.

•And the feeling when I'm with you,right there, is the exact reason why I never gave up...
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posted by karpach_14
A single drop of sweat from Chuck Norris was found to quench the thirst of an entire african village for 23 straight days. Subsequently, an olympic athlete from that village was disqualified from his event for testing positive for performance enhancing drugs.

Chuck Norris can read lady Gaga's poker face.

Chuck Norris says the alphabet faster backwards then Ты can say it fowards.

When Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he doesn't dream he lives it.

In an alternate universe, Chuck Norris is just a myth. However, he pwns people there anyways.

When Chuck Norris drinks beer, the пиво gets drunk.

Ninjas want...
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 The Mew пудинг goes "Na no da"
The Mew Pudding goes "Na no da"
20. пудинг Fon "Tokyo mew mew" The cuties character in the Аниме she's hyper, active and has the best Любовь interest despite not being the main character and only eight years old.

19.Hiei from "Yu Yu Hakusho" Hiei has the darkest life. He was thrown off a cliff as a child, torn from his family, Остаться в живых the only thing he had of them and then his sister was captured by the UGLIEST of all fat greedy bastards. No not the one from Disney's "Pocahontas".
 A sucky life gave him an attitude everyone loves
A sucky life gave him an attitude everyone loves

18.Snow White from "Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs" The most innocent of the Дисней princess naive,...
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