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A bunch of funny birthday cake fails, :P Some people should really leave the cake decorating to the professionals, haha.
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Eight час lunch; two dollar tip.
Ask, "Excuse me, are Ты a really bad singer, или a really bad actor?"
After he describes each special, Ты shout, "Stinks!"
Whenever he walks by, cough and mutter, "Minimum wage."
Insist that, before ordering, Ты be allowed to touch the Лондон broil.
Tie tablecloth around neck and say, "You wouldn't charge Супермен for dinner, would you?"
Every time Ты eat или drink, cough really hard.
Eat the check.


Hey! This Статья was too short so I have to write this sentence.
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See if ya can read this---

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and Ты can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool!

Then why the HELL do they keep shouting 'bout "correcting-the-spellings"?!?
Hello! Gabriella here. :D I will tell Ты all these: What dates & Why Ты don't want your birthday on these days.

1- New Year's день
You don't know what your celebrating. Your birthday или the new year.

2-Groundhog's Day
I think this is an American thing but, Ты know how if Ты see the shadow, this happens, if not, that happens? Yeah, why Ты ask? Groundhog. People complaining about the outcome.
2-Valentine's Day
Your loved a bit too much.
2-Leap Year
This day, only comes, once every four years. Why would Ты want to celebrate it today?

4-April Fool's Day
You get pranked on your own birthday. What...
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User: I didn't know Ты could play Twister all by yourself.


Cleverbot: I didn't know Ты could play the cello online either.


User: Cat got your tongue, because there's an extra one here.


Cleverbot: No the dog actually. But close.


User: I for one feel bad for the chicken.


Cleverbot: Ты spelled fear wrong...

User: Would a redhead wear a red blouse? That's a rhetorical question.

Cleverbot: Probably, but he или she wouldn't want to admit it.

User: I don't know, I didn't write it down.

Cleverbot: I'm going to copy and paste it so that Ты can see that Ты di.

User: Too bad it wasn't a learn how to swim patch....
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RULES AND TIPS OF THE Болталка SPOT
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•    You must speak fluent English, Sarcasm, Sexual Innuendo, Rudeness, and Meme
•    You must know quite a few "popular" fandoms. Ты don't have to be in them, but know they're gonna be around. A lot of them are just fads, however.
•    You must know who the Rave Buddies are.
•    If Ты troll, Ты die. If you’re not a troll but troll once, it should be fine. But Ты WILL get yelled at for trolling.
•    You must know the difference between...
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posted by wolfgirl985
1. Grab your spoon and put Еда on it and start flinging it at people
2. When your parents arent looking splash water или soda on some stranger (optional)
3.Go to every таблица and start to loosen the salt and pepper shakers
4.When Ты take a drink of your water или soda spit it out at some stranger
5.Complain loudly how terrible the service is and if the waiter doesnt do anything give them 25 cents as a tip
6.When Ты got your Десерт (pie,ice cream,etc...) quietly throw some at strangers AND/OR waiter
7.If someone gives Ты a dirty look nicely and daintly blow your nose in your napkin and throw it at them
Sorry i dont know what else 2 put but i hope u enjoyed this article!
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20 Things To Do In A Drive Through Lane

1. Stand close to the speaker and yell your order, using colorful expletives in ways which would embarrass the patrons inside.

2. Drive through backwards.

3. Belch your order.

4. After ordering, cover the speaker and mic with transparent tape. Watch as customers and order-takers are unable to hear each other and, thus, each raises his/her volume.

5. Barter. Offer a Whopper for a Big Mac.

6. Walk through.

7. Speak a foreign language (make one up if Ты have to). When the manager comes to the mic, speak English and inquire as to why the order taker had such difficulty...
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