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A bunch of funny birthday cake fails, :P Some people should really leave the cake decorating to the professionals, haha.
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posted by Bluekait
JANUARY BABY
Pretty/ handsome. Loves to dress up. Easily bored. Fussy. Seldom shows emotions. Takes time to recover when hurt. Sensitive. Down-to-Earth. Stubborn.

FEBRUARY BABY
Abstract thoughts. Loves reality and abstract. Intelligent and clever. Changing personality. Attractive. Sexiest out of everyone. Temperamental. Quiet, shy and humble. Honest And loyal. Determined to reach goals. Loves freedom. Rebellious when restricted. Loves aggressiveness. Too sensitive and easily hurt. Gets angry really easily but does not Показать it. Dislikes unnecessary things. Loves making Друзья but rarely shows...
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posted by Random-Partier
How to be annoying to...Your Teacher!

1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on
the walls as Ты walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)
2.After everything your teacher says, ask why continuously.
3.If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask? DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????? very loudly.
4. If your teacher starts blowing up at Ты for saying that, simply reply, ?wow I can tell you?re a blast at parties?
5. Sit in a corner and wait for everyone to stare at you. When...
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posted by SymmaGirl2
Coffee can reduce the risk of skin cancer.
Ancient Rome is now a micronation
No matter what your language teacher tells you, short sentences are important in Письмо and are not mistakes или bad.
Sealand now has eight official citizens
Ice cream is Italian food
Fortune печенье are Japanese, not Chinese
Hatsune Miku was NOT the first Vocaloid, Leon and Lola were
Thunder is a natural sonic boom
The speed of sound is 330 miles per second
Infrared light was first used in WWII
Schrödinger's Cat is a physics paradox
Weak force is a billion trillion trillion times stronger than gravity
People are actually obsessed...
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posted by shomill
M R snakes.
M A no snakes.
O S M R snakes.
CDBDI's?
O S! M R snakes!
AAAAAAAAAA!

-My dad told me this one years and years ago. I'd almost forgotten it until tonight. Here's another one:

Mairzy dotes and dozy dotes and liddlamszy divy.

-The answer: Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy.

And an old knock-knock joke:
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
банан who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
банан who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Banana.
банан who?
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
оранжевый who?
оранжевый Ты glad I didn't say банан again?

Hope Ты had fun!
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me: yes, i see....so, your saying this could be the answer to surviving the end of the world? that's...
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posted by nessienjake
All porcupines float in water.

The airplane Buddy падуб, holly, холли died in was called "American Pie." (Thus the name of the Don McLean song.)

If Ты toss a penny 10,000 times, it will not be heads 5,000 times, but
more like 4,950. The heads picture weighs more, so it ends up on the bottom.

There are two credit cards for every person in the United States.

Al Capone's business card сказал(-а) he was a used furniture dealer.

The characters Bert and Ernie on Sesame улица, уличный were named after Bert the cop and Ernie the taxi driver in Frank Capra's "Its A Wonderful Life."

Pearls melt in vinegar.

Marilyn Monroe had eleven toes....
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1) How long did the Hundred Years War last?

2) Which country makes Panama hats?

3) From which animal do we get catgut?

4) In which месяц do Russians celebrate the October Revolution?

5) What is a camel's hair brush made of?

6) The Canary Islands in the Pacific are named after what animal?

7) What was King George VI's first name?

8) What color is a purple finch?

9) Where are Chinese gooseberries from?

10) How long did the Thirty Years War last?





Once again, dont cheat, but here are the answers:

1) 116 years, from 1337 to 1453.

2) Ecuador.

3) From овца, овцы and horses.

4) November. The Russian calendar was 13 days behind ours.

5) белка fur.

6) The Latin name was Insularia Canaria - Island of the Dogs.

7) Albert. When he came to the трон in 1936 he respected the wish of Queen Victoria that no future king should ever be called Albert.

8) Distinctively crimson.

9) New Zealand.

10) Thirty years, of course. From 1618 to 1648.
posted by MrsPattinsonXO
Okay, so I was sitting on the диван, мягкий уголок last night watching some rubbish Телевидение Показать and texting my boyfriend Liam. Anyway I think he'd had too much sugar that night cause he was all like 'I feel special when I wear my радуга colored raincoat' and stuff. So then he text and was like 'I Любовь Ты soooooo much' and so I was like 'I Любовь Ты more' and he was like 'NO!' and I was like Yes! and he was like 'No cause... cause... cause well I'm getting Ты a birthday present! And so I'm like 'I'm getting Ты one first' (cause his birthday is before mine) and then like ten минуты later he's like damn. And so I'm like 'I win'.

THE END
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posted by Zachary124
listen guys Ты all know me as pizzafan and I was and I wanna say I am so sorry to everybody on hurt on this site I сказал(-а) horrible things and I was a bully and id like forgiveness and fun on here and id like a секунда chance on here again and I am sorry to everybody if Ты don't forgive me I understand and I wont threaten Ты или go after Ты if Ты don't don't worry

but if Ты do forgive me Ты wont regret it I promise

please forgive

also don't Сообщить me please just read the Статья and don't Сообщить me I wont be mean ever again

if Ты guys forgive me awesome if Ты don't then oh well

but I still would like to say im sorry to all
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