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StafckUp D'AWWWWWWWWWWW!

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999th Article:A Collection of quotes.

posted by alismouha

Every Generation thinks they're smarter than than the ones before them,and Wiser than the ones after them.

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Our abasement to our ancestors,makes our descendants hiss us.

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Philosophy is the study of other's thoughts,History is the study of their mistakes.

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A woman's doubts is stronger than a man's certainty .

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Here's a handy advice:don't Совет anyone,so Ты don't carry their sins.

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Two Ты can't escape nor survive from:A hungry tiger,and an emotional woman.

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The biggest mistake in your life is marrying a woman just because she's a nice companion.

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A Woman doesn't...

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вверх 55 Things Your Dog Would Say If He Could Talk

posted by dinu12

1) Fetch it yourself jerkwad! Ты threw it, why should I have to go and get it?
2) Fetch this!
3) (after licking himself) "ha ha! Ты only wish Ты could do that!"
4) "That whole, 'Blame your farts on me,' thing is SO not funny."
5) Bacon, Bacon, I smell Bacon, Only one thing smells like бекон, бэкон and it's BACON!
6) One of these days... I'll catch that $%#& Squirel
7) Who's the b*tch now?
8) What is the air-speed velocity of an unlden swallow?
9) Hey, zipperhead, clean my water dish and I won't drink from the toilet.
10) Why dont Ты fetch your own newspaper!?
11) Dude, that Evil Lawn Gnome is creeping...

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Idk wat the Название is chapter two: the Dwarves

posted by misscrazel

As we walked I could tell we were getting closer to the Dwarfs. I could see the fence around there houses and I could hear them talking. I could also tell someone was watching us. She was a Dwarf peering through a hole in the fence at us. I couldn't see her but I could feel her watching us. Then I heard her turn and leave. Her footsteps were very loud and almost hurt my ears.
Like an слон I thought.
"Could the Dwarfs help us?" I asked my mother.
"I suppose they could." сказал(-а) my mother.
She went to the front where the leader of the group was. She spoke to him then came back.
"We're asking...

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50 Things To Do In An Elevator

posted by TeamSongz4eva

**got this off the interent its pretty funny!**

1.Make race car noises when anyone gets on или off.

2.Blow your nose and offer to Показать the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.

3.Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: Shut up, dammit, all of Ты just shut UP!

4.Whistle the first seven notes of It's a Small World incessantly.

5.Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6.On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.

7.Shave.

8.Crack open your портфель или purse, and while peering inside ask: Got enough air in there?

9.Offer name Теги to everyone getting on the...

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MILEY'S HACKER FINALLY CAUGHT

posted by ShiningsTar542

Remember when Miley's MySpace was hacked?

When the Myspace account of Miley Cyrus was hacked two years ago, authorities didn't make any immediate arrests.

The F.B.I. recently caught Josh падуб, holly, холли who admitted that he was the one who hacked Miley's account and distributed фото of the young star.

"He confirmed that he was the person who had obtained data from Miley Cyrus' MySpace account without authorization." сказал(-а) an official.

Miley Cyrus hacker has been identified after the F.B.I. arrested 21 year-old Josh падуб, holly, холли in Nashville last week on charges related to multiple credit card numbers in his possession.

Josh not only hacked Miley, but many other звезда accounts! X/

We sure Miley is a lot еще at peace now that Josh has been busted.

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Ты are еще

posted by silverlocket

You are еще than the choices that Ты make. Ты are еще than the many hearts you’ll break. Ты are еще than your dreams that don’t come true. Ты are еще than whatever people think of you.
You are еще than the things that Ты say. Ты are еще than the places that Ты stay. Ты are еще than the things that Ты do. Ты are еще than I could ever think of you.
You are so much еще than what Ты think. Your life right now is only beginning These tests and trials that come to you, are meant to make Ты someone new. Ты are more. Ты are worth it. Ты are so much greater than Ты think...

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Funny super market joke**

posted by jessicamc26

A супермаркет had a sale on boneless chicken breasts, and a woman I know intended to stock up. At the store, however, she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portions of the poultry, so she complained to the butcher. "don't worry, ya ," he said. "I'll pack some еще trays and have them ready for Ты by the time Ты finish shopping." Several aisles later, my friend heard the butcher's voice boom over the public-address system: "Will the lady who wanted bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store."

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12 days of fast Еда

posted by karpach_14

On the first день of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
A Big бекон, бэкон Classic with cheese.

On the секунда день of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Two Happy Meals,
and a Big бекон, бэкон Classic with cheese.

On the third день of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
And a Big бекон, бэкон Classic with cheese.

On the fourth день of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three Biggie Fries,
Two Happy Meals,
And a Big бекон, бэкон Classic with cheese.

On the fifth день of Christmas,
My drive through gave to me:
Five лук rings,
Four Egg McMuffins,
Three...

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my shrine part one

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Source: me

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perfect life... think again chapter 1 (plz read)

posted by karpach_14

Perfect life?? Think again
Ok so lets start off like this. I’m evelina McCartney, and I’m 17. My brother Jesse is 23 and he’s famous. But people rarely know who I am. And sometimes I like it. Because I get to be treated like a normal person, not a celebrity……….. I came downstairs because my parents told me that Jesse is coming from his tour and im so happy because I haven’t seen him for so long which seems like a life time.
“mom can I go and get Jesse with Erin” I asked my mom. Erin was our limo driver. But of course she сказал(-а) no. they never let me. My brother wasn’t dating...

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i want my mama!

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Moon&sea

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New Series: Come Fly With Me (An Advert)

added by -RandomChick-

A new series that's suppose to air soon. I Любовь that 'Bangkok' scene, thingy :D

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My Болталка Blog Type Thing 2.

posted by emilyroxx

Llamas R us

Guess what? I’m back! I’ve decided that I’m going to write one of these every few days when I get bored. So… have Ты noticed that the quality of cartoon shows has decreased within the last 5 years? I mean, what ever happened to Invader Zim and Courage the Cowardly Dog? Those were good quality shows. Now, the best that they can come up with is Fanboy and Chum Chum. (The most annoying Показать ever.) Ты know what Показать really depresses me? Spongebob. That used to be a really good show, but now they have new writers and the Показать SUCKS. Whenever my brother plays it now, I leave the room.
My...

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Hurt chapter 2

posted by RosaluvzJB

Hurt

Chapter 2; A New Friend

I get to school and go to Главная room. "Class, I would like to introduce the newest doomed child in this doomed school of doom." Ms. горькое лекарство, настойка, биттеры says. In steps a pretty girl who is tall, slinder, but she does have curvs. She has long, medium brown hair that goes to the middle of her back and beautiful, brown eyes. The new girl gives a scared look at Ms. Bitters' words and says "Hi! I'm Abby." I raise my hand. "What do Ты want, Dib?" Ms. горькое лекарство, настойка, биттеры asks. "I want to ask Abby a question." I say. "Fine. What is it?" Ms. горькое лекарство, настойка, биттеры replies. "Do Ты notice anything strange about...

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dbz version of ata taekwando ranks

posted by dbz9000

purple belt: kaio ken x1

blue belt: kaio ken x2

brown belt: kaio ken x3

red belt: kaio ken x4

red/black belt: false super saiyan

black belt: super saiyan

2nd dagree black belt: super saiyan 2

3rd degree black belt: super saiyan 3

4th degree black belt: super saiyan 4

and so on.......... im false super saiyan

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New Self-Improvement Courses ((LMAO))

posted by TeamSongz4eva

RI 500 Creative suffering
RI 501 Overcoming Peace of Mind
RI 502 Ты and Your Birthmarks
RI 503 Guilt Without Sex
RI 504 The Primal Shrug
RI 505 Ego Gratification Through Violence
RI 506 Moulding your Child's Behavior Through Guilt and Fear
RI 507 Dealing With Post-Realization Depression
RI 508 Whine your Way To Alienation
RI 509 How to Overcome Self-Doubt Through Pretence and Ostentation
RI 510 How to Cope with Jet Lag
RI 511 How to Improve your Horoscope
RI 512 How to Relax and Let your Lawn Grow
RI 513 Classic TV Guide Literature
RI 514 Recalling Bad Jokes
RI 515 Reciting Monty Pithon
RI 516 Repair and Maintenance of your Virginity