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 ... it doesn't taste like бекон, бэкон
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Source: @QStarrDaze... Quirnechia
cat and pig
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This Болталка фото contains кошка, истинная кошка, кот, верный кот, and правда кот. There might also be том, мартовский кот, tom, tomcat, котенок, пятнистый, полосатый кот, and табби.

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No, I seriously hate it whenever I hear kids talk about Дисней and celebrities, they say crap like "OMG Justin Bieber is awesome!" "The Jonas Brothers are having a new movie!" "Have Ты watched Shake it up? It's the best thing Дисней has made!"
It sickens me that parents allow their kids to watch & listen to the mediocre shit Дисней Channel produces now rather than to have them watch & listen to some REAL Дисней & music. Even the trash Фильмы like Prom, John Carter, Mars Needs Moms, and some of the Дисней direct-to-video sequels are better than the crap Дисней Channel has to offer....
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Creepy 3D sound play. 1. Put on earphones 2. Keep Ты head still and relax 3. Close your eyes
sound play
interrogation chamber
dude where's my car
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posted by TomboyYaoiFan56
 Picture related. It's how I feel whenever I see someone say 'TL;DR'
Picture related. It's how I feel whenever I see someone say 'TL;DR'
Dumping this here because I don't know where else to put it. If there's any club I can post this to, please name it in the comments. I want to make sure I get this out.

Am I the only who finds the whole TL;DR thing incredibly annoying and useless? I mean, who reads a long post that a person had poured their blood, sweat & tears into, and says "Oh, that was too long, I didn't read it." who the hell does that? In my opinion, it makes Ты look illiterate and lazy. If Ты want people to have time in their lives to read something Ты posted, Ты don't do something Ты know Ты would hate. To...
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posted by TheRealSexyKate
1. When Ты get pulled over, say "What's wrong, ossifer, there's no blood in my alcohol?"

2. When he asks why Ты were speeding, tell him Ты wanted to race. 

3. When he talks to you, pretend Ты are deaf. 

4. If he asks if Ты knew how fast Ты were going, say no, my speedometer only goes to...... 

5. Ask if Ты can see his gun. 

6. When he says Ты aren't allowed, tell him I just wanted to see if mine was bigger. 

7. Touch him. 

8. When he asks why Ты were speeding, tell him Ты had to buy a hat. 

9. Ask him where he bought his cool hat. 

10. Refer to him by his first name. 

11. Pretend you...
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1. Go to a aisle (any aisle) pick up a item and say "gosh, WHO buys this stuff?!"
2. When someone takes a item off the shelf point at him/her and scream "(gasp) Ты украл, палантин that from me!"
3. Take fruits that are round, and start rolling them down the aisle
4. Go up to someone who works at the store and ask "um can Ты tell me where I can get some headphones for my IPod?" and see his reaction
5. Take a Болталка shopping тележка, корзина and push it into a wall, или shelf
6. Go to the eggs, make sure Ты have friends,and start throwing eggs at each other
7. Fake that your arm is broken and scream and wail
8. Go to the...
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I decided to write an Статья because some Последнее news was seriously pissing me off. (Actually my friend inspired me.)

This is an Статья about misconceptions on First Nations and Native Americans. I decided to Показать everyone how some of their ideals on native people are WRONG. (mostly in Canada, I don't know what goes on in America...)

I've had people ask me crazy things, and assume really STUPID things about natives that quite frankly are not true. How do I know? I'm a full native who's lived on a reservation her whole life. That's how.

If Ты Комментарий on something Ты believe is true, then...
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posted by saphire1031
The history of Canada: Chapter 1

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1. Take someone's shopping тележка, корзина and switch the items with stuff from the person Далее to them's cart
2. Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen Ты in so long!..." etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment
3. Smash the person in front of Ты on the head with a ham
4. Go up to some old geezer & say "Grandpa!!! You're ALIVE!!! It's a MIRACLE!!! etc."
5. Take something from someone else's cart, when they say "hey, that's mine! " call the security and say that the other ... person was trying to take your _____
6. Переместить "Caution: Wet Floor" signs to carpeted areas.
7. Hide...
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10. At the bottom of an escalator, scream "MY SHOELACES! AAAGH!"

9. At the stylist, ask to have the hair on the back of your knuckles permed.

8. Ask a saleswoman whether a particular shade of panties matches the color of your beard.

7. Sneak up on saleswomen at the perfume counter and spray them with your own bottle of Eau de Swanke. (Also repeat using Squirty Cheese, A огонь Extinguisher или Mace if desired.)

6. Collect stacks of paint brochures and hand them out as religious tracts.

5. At the pet store, ask if they have bulk discounts on gerbils, and whether there's much meat on them.

4. Hand...
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