... it doesn't taste like бекон, бэкон

Why Did the Chicken пересекать, крест the Road?


George W. Bush: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road или not. The chicken is either with us или it is against us. There is no middle ground here.

Bill Clinton: I did not пересекать, крест the road with THAT chicken. What do Ты mean by chicken? Could Ты define chicken, please?

Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road или the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.

Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only пересекать, крест roads, but...

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Childbirth is the секунда most painful thing in the world, right Далее to being burned alive.

You are еще likely to get struck by lightning than to be attacked and killed by a bear.

It is unlawful to sit on the floor anywhere in the US Capitol building. It is considered to be protesting.

The chicken is the closest living relative to the T-Rex.

Elephants are the only animal that have 4 knees. They also are the only animal that can't jump.

The United States has never Остаться в живых a war in which mules were used.

Vaccinations contain dead bacteria cells. The bacteria cells are inserted into your body so that...

1.When someone remembers the things Ты say
2.Cute sneezes
3.Laughing until my stomach hurts
4.Waking up with perfect hair
5.The sound of little kid’s uncontrollable laughter
6.People who except my extreme weirdness
7.People who remember me after meeting me once
8.Getting an A on a test I didn’t study for
9.When the first text Ты see is from the person Ты Любовь <3
10.When your plans don’t work out but your день turned perfect anyway
11.Seeing a baby laugh
12.That one person who knows Ты better than Ты know yourself
13.When a friendly stranger smiles at you
14.The cold side of the pillow
15.Knowing...

Yay! girls,these days short hair is in. But if Ты have just cut your hair short and Ты don't know how to style it, it can be a challenge. Today we have some tips for Ты :D

Very Short:

This would be like the cut that Emma Watson has. It is a cut that gives the face a mysterious look to it. All your can do with a cut this short is style it a bit with gel, или play around with the badg if Ты have them. Ты need to be sure that Ты want this look, because once you've got it, there is little Ты can do about it.

Medium-Short Hair:

This is a good option for those who want to try out short hair but...

1. If they want to loan Ты money, tell them Ты just filed for bankruptcy and Ты could sure use some money.

2. If they start out with, "How are Ты today?" say, "Why do Ты want to know?" Alternately, Ты can tell them, "I'm so glad Ты asked, because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems; my sciatica is Актёрское искусство up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died..." When they try to get to the sell, just keep talking about your "problems."

3. If they say they're Joe Doe from the XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them...

Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.

Someone call the janitor - we're going to need a mop.

"Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"

Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!

Wait a minute, if this is his spleen, then what's that?

Hand me that....uh....that uh....thingie.

Oh no! I just Остаться в живых my Rolex.

Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500ml of this stuff before?

Darn, there go the lights again...

Ya know, there's big money in kidneys. Heck, the guy's got two of 'em.

Everybody stand back! I Остаться в живых my contact lens!

Could Ты stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration...

These are purported to be actual test Ответы from various schools in the Huntsville, Alabama metropolitan area.

Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard, and vinegar.

Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made безопасно, сейф to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water безопасно, сейф to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep, and canoeists.

Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.

Q: What is a planet?
A: A body of earth surrounded by sky.

SOCIOLOGY
Q: What guarantees may a mortgage company insist on?
A: If Ты are buying a house,...

So I was watching one of my Избранное let’s play channels, Woolie Vs., a channel that usually plays a lot of lesser known indie titles, pretty much where I buy a lot of games I fell in Любовь with, stuff like Sayonara Wild Hearts and Chroma Squad. But there was one game I played that made me far еще cautious of what I play. I saw that they uploaded a playthrough of a game known as 198X, and I was already excited from the art alone… Little did I know that this would be a huge mistake.



198X follows the tale of a young boy, who is always upset, hates his town, and just wants to get away....

Hello, i am GrandDad, I rant about it so Ты don't have to!

Today, we will be diving into the magic of...augh, ships....

If Ты don't know what ships are, they basically take 2 characters from one franchise (or one not related to that franchise at all) and just say "oh so they Любовь echother mkay"

Jesus christ, those people disgust me. And some people decide to take a step once and beyond and just draw porn of them. Why the fuck.


But here's the sickest part:


Some people decide to MAKE BOTH PEOPLE BOYS. what the fuck.


Worse, they decide to sometimes use it as evidence that 2 people might have a relationship....

Welcome to the world of Fanpop! My name is Professor Alexis. People call me the Internet Professor. This world is inhabited by creatures calle- LET'S GET ROOOOOOOIGHT INTO THE NEWS!! (I'm so good at making references in these Статьи *D*)


You saw the title, correct? Now, Вопросы like "What the heck, Alexis? Fandom galore? What's that?" and "What's this stupid girl Письмо about now?" might pop into your head. Regardless if you're sick of these rants или not, I'm gonna talk about many well known fandoms and their cringey sides! Присоединиться me in this one hell of an acid tri- I mean... internet adventure!...