A single drop of sweat from Chuck Norris was found to quench the thirst of an entire african village for 23 straight days. Subsequently, an olympic athlete from that village was disqualified from his event for testing positive for performance enhancing drugs.
Chuck Norris can read lady Gaga's poker face.
Chuck Norris says the alphabet faster backwards then Ты can say it fowards.
When Chuck Norris goes to sleep, he doesn't dream he lives it.
In an alternate universe, Chuck Norris is just a myth. However, he pwns people there anyways.
When Chuck Norris drinks beer, the пиво gets drunk.
20. пудинг Fon "Tokyo mew mew" The cuties character in the Аниме she's hyper, active and has the best Любовь interest despite not being the main character and only eight years old.
19.Hiei from "Yu Yu Hakusho" Hiei has the darkest life. He was thrown off a cliff as a child, torn from his family, Остаться в живых the only thing he had of them and then his sister was captured by the UGLIEST of all fat greedy bastards. No not the one from Disney's "Pocahontas".
A sucky life gave him an attitude everyone loves
18.Snow White from "Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs" The most innocent of the Дисней princess naive,...
Boy - at last i cant hardly wait Girl - do Ты want me to leave? Boy - NO!!! dont even think about it Girl - do Ты Любовь me??? Boy - of course!!! always have and always will Girl - have Ты ever cheated on me Boy - no why are Ты even asking? Girl - will Ты Kiss me? Boy - every chance i get Girl - will Ты hit me? Boy - Hell No!!! are Ты crazy?! Girl - Can i trust you? Boy - Yes Girl - Darling
After marriage.....read from the bottom back to the top
This is this cat. This is is cat. This is how cat. This is to cat. This is keep cat. This is an cat. This is idiot...