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posted by musicfanaticXD
1. Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies and they all wrote in hydraulics.They lived in the Sarah Десерт and traveled by Camelot. The climate of the Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere.

2. The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the first book of the Bible,Guinessis, Adam and Eve were created from an яблоко tree. One of their children,Cain, asked, “Am I my brother’s son?”

3. Moses led the Hebrew slaves to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened хлеб which is хлеб made without any ingredients. Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. He...
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posted by Alexyss_Cullen
Ты came into my life as an unknown face
Not ever knowing our friendship,
I would one день embrace
As I wonder Through My thoughts and memories of u,
It Brings many Big Smiles and laughter so true

I Любовь the special bond that we beutifully share,
I Любовь the way Ты Показать u really care,
Our Friendship means the aboslute world to me
I only hope this is somthin i can make u see,
Not hear

Thank u for opening ur mind and soul,
I will do all i can to help heal,
ur hearts little wholes
Remember ur secrets are forever безопасно, сейф within me,
I will keep them under the tightest lock & key

Always Remember..If ur ever in...
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1)At the movies: When Ты meet acquaintances/ friends.. .
Stupid Question: Hey, what are Ты doing here?
Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.

2)In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...
Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anesthesia. Why don't Ты try again?

3)At a funeral: One of the teary eyed people ask...
Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?

4)At a restaurant: When Ты ask the waiter
Stupid Question: Is the "Paneer масло, сливочное масло Masala" dish good?...
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xD... I found that alot of ppl are posting these ^^

1. Follow them around the house everywhere.

2. Moo when they say your name.

3. In the grocery store, try to stick as many melons down yer pants as Ты can and then start dancing

4. Say everything backwards.

5. Run into walls.

6. Say that wearing clothes is against your religion.

7. Go into their room at 4 in the morning and say "Good Morning Sunshine!"

8. Snort loudly when Ты laugh and then laugh harder.

9. Everytime they say your name jump up and down rub yer stomach and pat your head.

10. Pluck someone's hair out and yell "DNA!!!"

11. Wear...
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* оранжевый Lavaburst
* персик (no longer produced)
* Poppin' розовый Lemonade
* клубника Kiwi Kraze
* Torrential Tropical Punch
* Wild Cherry
* Конфеты яблоко cooler


[edit] Hi-C Blast

* Berry Blue
* Blue Watermelon
* Фрукты Pow
* Фрукты Punch
* Orange
* оранжевый Supernova
* розовый Lemonade
* малина Kiwi
* Strawberry
* клубника Kiwi
* Wild Berry

[edit] Hi-C кислый Blast

* Green Apple
* Strawberry
* Wild Cherry
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THE WORD HI 61 TIMES

hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi hi
Did Ты really have to leave?
Without saying goodbye
Leaving me in tears
Wondering why?

I was really hoping
to be еще than a friend
But for some strange reason
My plan had to end

As I recalled
That very special день
I was thinking "hey!
What did he have to say?"

During that день
there was lots to be сказал(-а)
And I realized that
It all went in my head

When Ты сказал(-а) "I Любовь you"
I сказал(-а) "I Любовь Ты too"
But now I'm just questioning
Was it ever true?
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I promised to be your friend.
Always and Forever.
Never had I thought
We would be еще
What if I did...
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10) Collect potatoes. Paint faces on them and give them names. Name one after your roommate. Separate your roommate's potato from the others. Wait a few days, and then bake your roommate's potato and eat it. Explain to your roommate, "He just didn't belong."
9) Переместить everything to one side of the room. Ask your roommate if he knows how much an слон weighs, and look at the floor on the empty side of the room with concern.
8) Draw a tiny black line on your nose. Make it bigger every day. Look at it and say, "The hair, it's growing. Growing!"
7) Buy some knives. Sharpen them every night. While...
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10. we have a slim chance we might be able to make a non hangover wine.....more amazing things have happened.....Actually that might be a lie.
9. We've all got our Друзья and family....And chocolate.
8. We also have light chocolate!
7. we also have dark chocolate!
6. Did I mention we have chocolate?
5. If the "Waters of mars" doctor who special scared the cra* out of you, at least your not alone...
4. Even if Ты sometimes feel sad или depressed, the sun will come out tomorrow....OR if your used to typical british wheather then this doesn't apply to Ты sorry, but if your in any other country, then Ты still have ten reasons to stay sane!
3. When Ты think of Шоколад everything seems to go your way...
2. There's someone for everyone!
1. Thats the lot! :)
-Pandawinx. :)
(PS thanks for reading! :) )
posted by Shelly_McShelly
1. If using a touch-tone, press Болталка numbers while ordering. Ask the person taking the order to stop doing that.

2. Make up a charge-card name. Ask if they accept it.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable.

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival пицца place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh, just surprise me!" and hang up.

8. Answer their Вопросы with questions.

9. In your breathiest voice, tell them to cut the crap about nutrition and...
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1. "Do not use if Ты cannot see clearly to read the information in the information booklet." -- In the information booklet.

2. "Caution: The contents of this bottle should not be fed to fish." -- On a bottle of shampoo for dogs.

3. "For external use only!" -- On a curling iron.

4. "Warning: This product can burn eyes." -- On a curling iron.

5. "Do not use in shower." -- On a hair dryer.

6. "Do not use while sleeping." -- On a hair dryer.

7. "Do not use while sleeping или unconscious." -- On a hand-held massaging device.

8. "Do not place this product into any electronic equipment." -- On the case of...
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posted by Shelly_McShelly
Colonel Sanders
There's no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. Ты can't do any business from there.

Roseanne Barr
Experts say Ты should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?

W.C. Fields
I am free of all prejudices. I hate everyone equally.

Milton Berle
They've finally come up with the perfect office computer. If it makes a mistake, it blames another computer.

George Gobal
If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching Телевидение by candlelight.

Groucho Marx
I find Телевидение very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the...
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WELDONE!

YOU HAVE FAILED TO IGNORE THIS MESSAGE TO Ты - THE PERSON WHO FAILED!

dear fellow Fanpop failures...

i have failed to bring Ты the news of fail blog sooner...

some of Ты may know but the rest of Ты probabley fail to know what im talking about. well fail blog is the brand new fail site. it's stuffed full of posts of your день to день FAILS. it does have the occasional win... there are the most Болталка posts of failed фото shots of failures Опубликовано by dedicated failed fail-er fail finders some are plain stupid but it won't fail to make Ты laugh! Ты can take failed pictures your self...
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Hey,it's werewolflover.you seemed to like my other Статья like this so here's another one.I hope Ты enjoy and please rate and comment.
#1 sit in your front yard and every time someone walks by (even a dog) moo where they can hear.
#2 Have a чай party with Mr.Wiggles.If anyone wals by say "would Ты like to Присоединиться us?"
#3 scream at everyone to hide because the розовый fuzzy bananas are taking over the world.
#4 go to a park/any large grassy area where people are,sit down and scream.
#5 Start coughing and then say "sorry my chipmunk,Fred was trying to get out of my stomach.Then say to Fred,be good или I'm taking your DS away.
I personally think my first one was better,but what do ya think?
1. Go to a Miley Cyrus концерт with an obsessed Twilight Fangirl, and go up on stage with her in the middle of the концерт and talk about Edward Cullen (fangirl или not). Make sure Ты both wear My Chemical Romance T-Shirts.

2. Make a gossip magazine write about a Joe Jonas and Robert Patterson scandal.

3. Tell Selena Gomez или Demi Lovato that they're bad role models.

4. Diss Selena Gomez's fasion style.

5. Bring Marilyn Manson and Gene Simmons (both with makeup) to the set of Sonny With A Chance.

6. Compare Joe Jonas's куртка in "Burnin Up" and a The Black Parade jacket. Farmiliar?

7. Morph Miley...
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Показать this to your math teacher, and tell me what his/her reaction is! ^_^

Pi = 3.
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"ATTENTION TDI AND TDA FANS!!!! GUESS WAT... FOR TOTAL DRAMA ACTION EPISODE 14 IS COMING OUT IN 3WEEKS!!!!!!! I REPEAT 3 WEEKS!!!! OMIGOSH THIS IS BIG NEWS THE EXACT дата IS: September 1, 2009 in both canada and the usa every1 should watch!!!!!!"
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My friend Опубликовано these on her bebo page a while назад so I thought I'd share them with Ты :D

1) Bring a pillow. Fall asleep until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say ``oh geez, better get cracking'' and do some gibberish work.

2) Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming ``Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!''

3) If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the surface integral symbol.

4) Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.

5) Talk the entire way through the...
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posted by shiriny
one in 10 of the world's population is left handed.
four out of five machintosh computer designers were left handed,and one out of four Apollo astronauts were left handers too.

еще famous left hander:

drew barry more

Angelina jolie

nicole kidman

Marilyn monroe

demi moore

Mary-kate and ashley olsen

julia roberts

Hans christian anderson

mark twain

Billy луч, рэй cyrus

celine dion

Pierce brosnan

jim carry

Hugh jackman

brad pitt

Michelangelo

leonardo davinci

Picasso

newton

Albert einstein

george bush

charlie chaplin

cary grant

napeleon bonaparte

bill gates

marie curie

rachel adams

mark spitz
posted by shiriny
-chocolate kills dogs! True, Шоколад affects a dog's сердце and nervous system. A few ounces is enough to kill a small sized dog.

-Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as a medicine.

-Leonardo da Vinci could write with one hand and draw with the other at the same time.

-Leonardo da Vinci invented scissors. Also, it took him 10 years to paint Mona Lisa's lips.

-Marilyn Monroe had six toes on one foot.

-A cockroach can live for 10 days without a head

-Brains are еще active sleeping than watching TV

-There are еще chickens than people in the world

-The thumbnail grows the slowest, and the middle nail grows...
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posted by BellaCullen96
After Ты cut off a vehicle, give a "Thanks-for-letting-me-in" wave and nod to the other driver.
Always save your nose picking for when you're behind the wheel.
Drive closely behind speeding ambulances and огонь trucks so Ты get ahead of everyone who pulls over to let them pass.
Drive with a pen and ATM envelope in your hand and write down everything a moron driver does.
If another driver honks at you, ignore it, continue to do exactly what Ты are doing, and give him a dirty look.
If another driver is courteous enough to let Ты in front of him/her, Показать your appreciation by letting the entire...
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