Why Did the Chicken пересекать, крест the Road?
George W. Bush: We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road или not. The chicken is either with us или it is against us. There is no middle ground here.
Bill Clinton: I did not пересекать, крест the road with THAT chicken. What do Ты mean by chicken? Could Ты define chicken, please?
Einstein: Whether the chicken crossed the road или the road moved beneath the chicken depends upon your frame of reference.
Bill Gates: I have just released the new Chicken Office 2000, which will not only пересекать, крест roads, but...
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