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Ok this is what i do when i like a boy so just saying NOT AN EXPERT!if some of Ты do the same thing say so in your comments. if this helps Ты guys, GREAT! if anyone has any Вопросы most likely i will be еще than happy to help ok here it goes.....ps dont make fun of my spelling ok NOW here it goes.....
1)i twirl my hair between my fingers
2)i constantly look at them (corner of my eye not ful-on-makes-you-think-im-a-stalker-chick look)yet when they are talking to me i act shy and look at their shoes
3)i laugh even when they're jokes are stupid
4)i get real nervous when they are around and act...
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posted by cutiegirl01
1. Pretend that your стол письменный, стол is a drum and ur pencils are drum sticks.

2. Randomly hypervenlate out of no where.

3. when ur teacher asks if there are an questains on the testhomework shout out 'WHAT'S THE ANSWER TO # 10!'

4. break your pencil on purpse in front of them when there talking then get up and sharpen it.

5. If they ask Ты to guess theyre age (no they wont) guess 10 years older then u really think.

6. On ur paper write a Болталка год and someone elses name and write ur name on a smart kids.

7. Talk to people u hate in class constently then when they tell u to stup up say 'they're bugging me!'...
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posted by kitkat709477
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I found this from one site, so I thought it was cool so i decided to post it here.. What do Ты think ?


When Ты break her heart- [ the pain NEVER really goes away ]
When she misses Ты - [ she's hurting inside ]
When she says its over - [ she STILL want Ты to be hers ]
When she reposts this bulletin - [ she wants Ты to read it ]
When she walks away from Ты mad - [ Follow her]
When she stare's at your mouth - [ Kiss her ]
When she pushes Ты или hit's Ты - [ Grab her and don’t let go ]
When she start's cursing at Ты - [ Kiss her and tell her Ты Любовь her ]
When she ignore's Ты - [ Give her your...
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posted by karpach_13
The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. Ты have to catch it yourself. ~Benjamin Franklin


Even if happiness forgets Ты a little bit, never completely forget about it. ~Jacques Prévert


If Ты want to be happy, be. ~Leo Tolstoy


Happiness is never stopping to think if Ты are. ~Palmer Sondreal


Most people would rather be certain they're miserable, than risk being happy. ~Robert Anthony


The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. ~Mark Twain


If only we'd stop trying to be happy we could have a pretty good time. ~Edith Wharton


Happiness...
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posted by karpach_13
101 FUN THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Take shopping carts for the express purpose of filling them
and stranding them at strategic locations.

2. Ride those little electronic cars at the front of the store.

3. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at ten минута intervals
throughout the day.

4. Start playing Calvinball; see how many people Ты can get
to Присоединиться in.

5. Contaminate the entire auto department by sampling all the
spray air fresheners.

6. Challenge other customers to duels with tubes of gift wrap.

7. Leave cryptic messages on the typewriters.

8. Re-dress the mannequins as Ты see fit.

9. When there are...
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posted by karpach_13
Be proud of your gender
Reasons why Ты shoud be proud if your a

Guy



1. Phone conversations are over in 30 секунды flat

2. Movie nudity is almost always female

3. Ты know stuff about tanks

4. A five день vacation requires only 1 suitcase

5. Toilet lines are 80% shorter

6. Ты can open all your own jars

7. Old Друзья don't give Ты crap if you've gained weight

8. Your жопа, попка is never a factor in a job interview

9. All your orgasms are real

10. A пиво gut does not make Ты invisible to the opposite sex

11. Ты can go to the toilet without a support group

12. Your last name stays put

13. Ты can kill your own...
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posted by karpach_13
New ways to order pizza
Are Ты tired of always ordering пицца the same way? Well, this lists will keep Ты entertained for over 90 пицца orders!!!

1. Order two toppings, then say, "No, they'll start fighting."

2. Learn to properly pronounce the ingredients of a Twinkie. Ask that these be included in the pizza.

3. Use CB lingo where applicable.

4. Order a Big Mac Extra Value Meal.

5. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

6. Tell the order taker a rival пицца place is on the other line and you're going with the lowest bidder.

7. Give them your address, exclaim "Oh,...
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1)Devise a secret code with your Друзья then hand in the homework in that code
Continually ask Вопросы so that the professor can’t give homework
Answer the teacher’s Вопросы in slow motion 2)Answer Вопросы only with one word
3)Scream Болталка words without anybody noticing it’s you
4)Continuously yawn until everyone is yawning
5)Ask your professor personal questions
6)Every time the professor finishes talking clap
7)Eat paper
8)Talk very fast
9)Call the professor “Mom” или “Dad”
10)Count your hair
11)Talk with an accent
12)Answer Вопросы in a different language
13)Fake spasms
14)Pretend...
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posted by Mallory101
 1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."
179 Ways to Annoy People:


1. Specify that your drive-thru order is "to go."

2. If Ты have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

3. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub."

4. Name your dog "Dog."

5. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

6. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what Ты think."

7. Claim that Ты must always wear a bicycle шлем as part of your "astronaut training."

8. Follow a few paces behind someone,...
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posted by Guste_LT
30 Ways To Annoy your Teachers ^_^
(Making your teachers turn red with anger , guaranteed *thumbs up*)
WARNING: MAY CAUSE SUSPENSION, DETENTION, или ANYTHING ELSE THAT ENDS WITH -ION.)


1. Walk into the classroom like a super spy. (keep your back on the walls as Ты walk, point your finger up like a gun, look around with shifty eyes, hum the mission impossible theme, etc.)

2. After everything your teacher says, ask why.

3. If your teacher is yelling at a classmate, wait for them to finish their tantrum then ask” DOES SOMEBODY NEED A HUG?????” very loudly.

4. If your teacher starts blowing up at...
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posted by phangirl2009
Chapter 1
I kept my eyes half closed even though I was awake. I had a full visual of what was going on around me and sadly, that meant my foster mother, Mrs. Lovett waking me up.
    “Emily, Emily,” she repeated in a sweet tone. This would have have made any other gal happy except I knew this would be over to soon.
    “EMIlY!”
    “I’m awake!” I yelp out smiling. Her wicked smile always made me happy.
    “Guess what? There’s good news.”
    “Have Ты ever noticed good news...
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posted by xxXsk8trXxx
Hi. I hate you. And Ты know why? Ты have no respect for others. Ты say that you're a 'good kid'. Good kid my ass! Ты are the meanest, most cold hearted person I've ever met in my whole life. Ты insult everyone,tease everyone, and make such horrible sarcastic remarks. The only people you're nice to are the ones who make Ты popular. Well, I'm not falling for that bagload of shit. Ты might have called me selfish, Ты might've called me an attention whore, but I still have my personality. You're the attention whore over here. Ты try to get attention, even if it envolves getting in trouble....
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posted by cassie-1-2-3
Brain freeze, also referred to an "ice cream headache" (a personal Избранное of mine) или a еще scientific term, a "cold-stimulus headache". Before revealing the secrets to living a brain freeze free life, I want to tell Ты a little about what they actually are and what causes them so that maybe Ты can come up with a few of your own ways to avoid the dreaded.

Brain freezes are usually experienced when Ты apply ice cream (or any similar cold food/drink) to the roof of your mouth. There is a cluster of nerves (sphenopalatine nerve) right above the roof of your mouth that act somewhat as a personal,...
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1. Ask him why he 'doesn't have such a cool scar?'
2. Laugh at him.
3. Wake him up by Пение пляж, пляжный Boys songs in his ear. 'Round, round, get around, I get around...'
4. Knit him things. Really hideous things.
5. Give him kangaroo-ears for a month.
6. Smile during Death Eater meetings and say Ты taught him everything he knows.
7. Chew bubblegum all the time. Should he address you, your only response will be a series of huge bubbles in quick succession, the last of which will burst everywhere and make a mess.
8. Dance the Funky Chicken.
9. Ask him when was the last time he took a bath.
10....
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Guy's point of view

(Here's the take on relationships from a guy's POV. NOT MINE)
From a guys point of view:

We don't care if Ты talk to other guys.

We don't care if you're Друзья with other guys.

But when you're sitting Далее to us, and some Болталка guy walks into the room
 and Ты jump up and tackle him without even introducing us, yeah.

It doesn't help if Ты sit there and talk to him for ten минуты without
even acknowledging the fact that we're still there.

We don't care if a guy calls you, but at 2 in the morning we do get a
 little concerned.

Nothing is that important at 2 a.m. that it...
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posted by patrisha727
A typical American eats 28 pigs in his/her lifetime.

Americans eat 20.7 pounds of Конфеты per person annually. The Dutch eat three times as much.

Americans spend approximately $25 billion each год on beer.

Americans spent an estimated $267 billion dining out in 1993.

An etiquette writer of the 1840's advised, "Ladies may wipe their lips on the tablecloth, but not blow their noses on it."

Aunt Jemima pancake flour, invented in 1889, was the first ready-mix Еда to be sold commercially.

Caffeine: there are 100 to 150 milligrams of caffeine in an eight-ounce cup of brewed coffee, 10 milligrams...
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posted by big-fat-meanie
I have a dream that one день this nation will rise up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal."

I have a dream that one день on the red hills of Georgia, the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners will be able to sit down together at the таблица of brotherhood.

I have a dream that one день even the state of Mississippi, a state sweltering with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of oppression, will be transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.

I have a dream that my four little children...
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